/britfeel/

rate my cex haul frens

hard boiled (john woo) 3 bong
frasier season 2 1 bong
the return of the god of gamblers (chow yun fat film) 2 bong
detroit become human 15 bong

Are you a fucking spaz or something lad?

Watched Hard Boiled again other day. I remember it being much better. It was utter shite.

I went through my texts this morning and saw the cringe of trying to contact girls I met on nights out.
Deary me.
Could have been worse tho, I could have ended up a incel.

Been triforcing in /b/ again
Where have you been?

I've come to the conclusion that most human beings are scum and don't deserve to be alive. There's a tree out there whose sole existence is to produce oxygen for each of you human filth, go out and apologise to it.

WHERE IS MY ALGERIAN FRIEND!!
I'm sorry for ignoring you!!
I miss her so much!!
Come back!!

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All of those can be streamed for free...

For me? It's attracting a wholesome young woman by being a wholesome young man.

I don't have the confidence to do that even when I am very drunk, pretty fucking crazy even though alcohol does boost my self-esteem. I probably looked ridiculous in that club but at least I was having fun and the dancer girl was clearly entertained by me since she was looking at me all the time. Well, if you can't make pussy laugh with you, make them laugh at you, I guess.

>hell user my name is Dr Fren what can i do for you today?
>well Dr Ive managed to smash myself in the bollocks with a kettle bell

had a proper giggle at this, thanks lad

>he has never taken a domestic flight

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Oh no I was proper cringe on nights out.
Most of the time I was coked out my head.
Well, I made the mistake of clubbing, not going to do it again. It's expensive and shit desu.

shippy when we doing a meet fren

Pizza wizza, chinky winky or whacky paki?
Don't know what to get for dinner.

My friend has connections with some club owner or some shit, otherwise I am too stingy to ever go to places like that.

started designing my new desk, shouldn't be a difficult build but going to be built just for me, just going to go for cheap mdf toppings though since it'll take some beating anyway

yesterday I made the mistake of getting into bed when I wanted to stay awake
I will try not to repeat that today

are you the 8pm laddo

>tfw it's nice and rainy

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Written up a nice big 2000 word one-shot for my brother and his girlfriend to play. Big bag of dice arrived as well, you best believe it's D&D time boys.

Got some Chet faker playing and a bit of jazz cabbage to smoke in my pipe as well. Quit fags over my holiday on top of it all which is nice.

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injin for the winjin
luv a curry wurry i do i do

no idea what this post said

>normalfaggots are talking about clubbing and nobody itt bats an eye

this thread really has gone to shit, hasn't it? fucking student normalscum
Can't wait for you scum to get mugged by subhumans on your nights out

Everytime I hear about misfortune befalling you worms I feel happy

>Written up a nice big 2000 word one-shot for my brother and his girlfriend to play.
this combined with him talking about D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) makes me think he's written up something to do with a Campaign for them to play.

>Chet faker playing
i would assume Chet Faker is a musician

> jazz cabbage
weed

>you went clubbing and didn't like it
>UNI NORMIE MONG
never went to uni, don't even have friends.

just got in from work lads, what av i missed

based galaxy brain user explaining my post

>29 degrees on tuesday and 24 in the middle of the night

just fucking kill me

fuck all.
some britfit talk, some seethe talk.
take some pictures lid, I used to be autistically into drafting.

Desk for what purpose, and what kind of beating will it have to endure?

Clubs are just places to get drunk at and even more depressed when you are an ugly autist.

If it's going to take some beating them "cheap mdf" is the opposite of what you want

if this guy can do it so can we, right?

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Wish I could have all three combined tbqh.

only using the MDF as a top layer, that way once it's day has passed I can just replace the thin mdf layer instead of the entire top

>if this guy
which one?

He isn't attractive but he could pass as "cute"

Just put in three different bags of chips from the back of the freezer.

I used to make "chijin's"
rice from the chinese was way better and cheaper than the indian, so I got me curry from the injin and me rice from the chinky.
proper swank stuff.

>Been talking to 7 lasses on Tinder
>They seem keen but I'm just not interested
Why are lasses so fucking BORING

Hope Tilde is having a nice evening x

how are they boring? I havent talked to a woman for a very long time, dont really remember what theyre like

lol
:)
nm u?
haha
ikr
i dno
mayb

I swear women want you to be the dogs bollocks at everything.
It's alright if she's got no ambition but if you don't, fuck me it's worse than not having a clean criminal record.

Women go to clubs to look for chads
90% of men go to clubs to search for women to fuck but never actually get anywhere while the 10% chads fuck all of them

Nobody actually enjoys being in a tinnitus inducing shitshow while intoxicated, it's the chance of getting laid that drives the primitive mind of the normalfaggot

How do you improve your personality? Is there any kind of course or self study that can make you more charismatic and charming?

I've already got the looks.

just go on fabswingers or adultworks.

Humble yourself.
Is this mayuri?

the instructions said to grill it but I put it in the oven
will the house explode?

you lads better sign this
change.org/p/donald-j-trump-end-the-antisemitic-witch-hunt-against-mr-epstein

in what ways is your personality sub par son

if you are fine with women not in the top 10%, you can do surprisingly well in clubs. the turbochads judge really harshly on appearance so most average woman don't get anywhere with them

>In 2008, Dasha Zhukova marries Roman Abramovich, a Billionaire oligarch
>August 2017 - divorces him
>Skip to 2019, Dasha Zhukova, 38, announces engagement to 33-year-old Greek billionaire shipping heir

Women have it easy don't they lads?

stop caring about what people think of you, to do this you must be a misanthrope
to achieve misanthropy visit any normalfag subreddit or live near a university

>Nobody actually enjoys being in a tinnitus inducing shitshow while intoxicated, it's the chance of getting laid that drives the primitive mind of the normalfaggot

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It's true that manipulating a woman into fucking is actually piss easy, but clubsluts make me want to vomit. I'd like a proper relationship but that's nonexistent in 2019

>that comment section
I love shit like this kek

>How do you improve your personality? Is there any kind of course or self study that can make you more charismatic and charming?

>I've already got the looks

maybe consider roping

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They just don't know how to hold conversation, have no hobbies or whatever, not interested in anything, just want you to do everything

>something something can't get laid because current year

Is watching movies on a second screen any good? I think I remember trying it once but it didn't work at all

Good to watch sports 2nd screen

The number 22 has not appeared at all in the last 180 days of EuroMillions draw history (22nd Jan 2019 to present) whereas every other number has appeared at least twice. The most common numbers are 1, 26 and 39 with 11 appearances each. The least common numbers include 11, 21, 37, 38, 40 and 48 with 2 appearances each.
gonna try to find draw history going back further than 180 days

Do you need a good RAM to do it or something? When I tried it it was like 2 fps

I enjoy being in a club and it's not just for meeting women.

you need a lot of deditated wam for server, yes

I'm bad at conversation and don't make people laugh when I try.
I watch guys who are charismatic and charming and it's so easy for them, it just comes off naturally. They always know what to say and girls enjoy being around them.
Take Henry Cavil as an example, here he is even joking about molesting children to the delight of the audience.
youtube.com/watch?v=eEfUatmFQMw
He's relaxed, his voice is strain free, he's having a good time and everyone is enjoying his company.

ah you're a poof?
Whatever floats your boat my man.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-49062944

>muslim steps foot in ancient native site of magic
>is killed by the pool as it recognised him as a foreign invader of foreign blood
>drops dead right there

based fairies

I tired Euromillions for a bit, I didn't win

>I tired Euromillions for a bit, I didn't win
Oh didnt you?

reminder to new users: dont pay moni any attention
his real name is amer hussain and he is a convicted sex offender
dont respond to his posts
it makes him feel wanted here

I'd say practise mate.
I've said it before, but a few years ago when I left school I was proper autistic. I think it was just because I never had friends growing up, literally 0 friends until I turned 19.
Anyway, when I started working I got called a school shooter and autistic and stuff, because I was so bad at talking to people.
So bad I had to practise responding to "good morning" and figuring out all the different ways to say good morning.

I still feel like an outsider, but I hope I'm a comfortable and friendly outsider.
my personality has bounced over the last 4 years I've considered that I have multiple personality disorder, but in reality it's probably just growing up.

Jesus Fucking Christ I just want to watch some YouTube I can't even leach off of free WiFi as everywhere is fookin closed
I'm tired of reading and listening to music and we cancelled TV ages ago.

Bit daft having a single point of failure to everything isn't it? (300mb of data remains for the next 5 days)

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Nicked a catalytic converter from this motor outside this dumb paki's gaff the other day.
right laugh.

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Well lads, I am recently unemployed so I figured I would keep track of my time by filling in a calendar with everything I did over the last 7days

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Do immigrants pay taxes? I guess they don't since you have to be on the system and they're not

Ah, you're an edgy teenager?
Whatever makes you feel better about your shit life user.

it was just a prank bro
I retract my banter, sorry lid

You play a lot of warhammer lad.
Do you actually go to a games workshop and play there?

cant take banter you lad

I know this feel tbqhwy.

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I'm literally going on a day out with one of my friends from here tomorrow

Shutin, Irish Paki and the village boy from the Leeds/Manc meets are also my friends

even the ones that are don't.
Since a lot of them get under 10k a year, work a summer here picking strawberries, then fuck off home.
Alright tho coz no one else wants to pick strawberries. They should pay at least something though.

Yeah, the purple is when I build and paint at home, and the yellow is when I go to the local and paint or try to get a game

I am feeling very autistic and defensive right now ok thank you for listening.

village boy from leeds/manc?
This the mongo from your leeds meet what got crashed by yazeem?

frens?
sorry again pal, feel bad now x

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