you enter your room and discover Belle Delphine on your bed, sitting in a same pose and wearing same clothes as on pic. what you do?
me, personally, I would immediately knock her out with a baseball bat and then dismember her body and feed her limbs to rapid pigs. I would keep her alive as quadruple amputee and use her as a punching bag until she dies
>me, personally, I would immediately knock her out with a baseball bat and then dismember her body and feed her limbs to rapid pigs. I would keep her alive as quadruple amputee and use her as a punching bag until she dies
You should seek professional help
>Also, implying your dumb ass has the medical knowledge to amputate legs
Absolutely based. You're a god among men, OP.
Did her tits get bigger in this scenario? Then fuck her. If not than drop her
Real talk - why is she always making the same retarded expression in every picture?
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I'd probably think that I was dreaming or something, nowadays I can't tell my dreams from reality a lot of the times
That's not her is it? Belle Delphine has no tits.
I will collect her body fluids to sell them online
Incels love it and give her money for it
"suck her penis," said a robot for the 1,000th time
Incels are NEETs with no money, how is that possible?
Add her to the growing collection of thots in my house
>rapid pigs
but how rapid? can they race with a dog?
I politely ask her to leave my house.
I would take her stocking off like a rabid dog and sniff her feet desu senpai
rapid means they eat super fast
literally came to see this, I would experience nothing but the soles of her feet in my face for over an hour at least
I would scream for help, freak out and tell her that she's an intruder and she has to leave or else I am calling the police on her,
Tell the cameraman to get the fuck out then
I'd stick my cock in her mouth and facefuck her
Politely ask her to leave my humble abode before i get infected with her thot aids
high five footbro, we can share, u get one foot and i get one.
>Pigs are prey species, and one of the ways that they escape from predators is with their speed. All varieties of pig -- wild and domestic -- are surprisingly fast. They can outrun you in just a few seconds.
>Pigs are sprinters and can attain their top speed in just a few strides. Most of their predators are sprinters, too. Unfortunately for the pig, dogs and people riding horses can eventually run down an exhausted wild boar or domestic pig. Wild boars were eventually hunted to extinction in many places.
>Domestic pigs average a top speed of about 11 miles per hour. A wild boar, which isn't as fat-laden as a domestic pig, can reach speeds up to 15 miles per hour.
>Pigs don't usually run in a straight line. They often zigzag in order to escape enemies. If you are chasing a running pig, stop and save your strength. Wait for the pig to tire out.
Thank you Jow Forums, I learned something new today.
>implying your dumb ass has the medical knowledge to amputate legs
cut off leg, cauterize. wow that was difficult.
dang sounds tough user
I hope ur ok
>You should seek professional help
You treat professional help like it's a bad thing.
Bathe her and supplement my income with the water. How to make a thot actually useful.
STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT HER.
STOP GIVING HER FUCKING ATTENTION.
FUCK OFF.
You would avoid eye contact with her and shakily mutter something about her being on your bed. Then, you would sleep in the living room.
Belle Delphine truly fills me with rage id hurt her then kill her if no one would find out
>to rapid pigs
are they especially fast?
She is a source of free money.
She is the also the stereotypical thot, there would be no attraction or love, so even better.
Probably chain here there and make her continue her usual routine.
I would probably ask her what she's doing here and then turn mute suddenly like I do whenever I'm out in public. Then I would grab some things like my laptop and headphones and sit in my parents living room...
If she's still there, I would have to bring her to my mother and then she would probably kick her out, but then I'd have to explain why there's an attractive female in the house... And she would probably tease me for the rest of my life about it. I would rather he disappear as soon as she appeared. We might even have to get the police involved, but I hope she doesn't disappear the second they arrive, because then it'd be lame and we'd be accused of wasting the polices time. This is when I'd use a smartphone to record what's happening.
Shoot her obviously for breaking inside my house and then post photos of it on Jow Forums where it would make national news
>Convert her to Christianity.
>If she rejects Christ, ask her to politely leave or I am calling the police!
Attempt to make friends with her and then become fwb
I'd beat the shit out of her stupid fucking face so she wouldn't be able to make those stupid fucking faces anymore.
Why is she cosplayig Lucoa? Her tots arent massive enough
I remember being an insecure 15-year-old beta who thought that having fantasies about torturing people made me sound badass. Let's be real: you wouldn't do shit aside from stutter awkwardly if that actually happened.