Girls, you remember my older brother, the virgin who masturbates to Japanese cartoons. Say hi to the girls, user

>Girls, you remember my older brother, the virgin who masturbates to Japanese cartoons. Say hi to the girls, user.

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Holy shit the one on the far right is max qt.

>"hey girls. sorry. my sister never tells me when shes having company or else i would have put some clothes on."

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i dont watch japanese cartoons and my sister is younger than me what am i doing here.

Yes, I prefer 2D to 3D. How did you guess?

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Why would u ever admit your older brother is a loser?

Cold ass brother and cold ass family in general

>I don't masturbate to anime any more...now I masturbate to incest rape porn.

Me irl desu senpai dip

>uninvited guest in my home
I'm either going to start watching hentai on the big-screen whilst wearing no pants, or I'm going to go fetch my gun.

Who seriously allows random weirdos in their home simply because they are your sibling's friends?

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>Who seriously allows random weirdos in their home simply because they are your sibling's friends?
I believe that's called a human tradition friendship. When humans become closer to each other, they often allow each other in their private homes.

My siblings can invite their friends to their own homes, but not to mine.
If my siblings come to visit and they bring uninvited guest, my siblings know they can't stay at my home for longer than an hour.

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fuck off with your clown world pigshit

Alright tough guy easy now. No need to grtt your fat rolls all worked up

I'm sorry human interaction is so rough for an autist like yourself

tfw this actually happened to me o-originally

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And how did you respond?

I was speechless and frustrated, so I went off to my room. I was look at like some kind of freak. I wouldn't have done the same thing to her. She was always a bitch to me for no reason.

This reminds me of that time that I was playing a /tg/ game in Halloween with my friends in the house of a friend of mine and then in the middle of our game his mother opens the door to some girls with costumes, she introduced them to us and we just said hello, then some friend said Whose turn it's

This
My brother had friends over once and one of them stole my fucking speaker never allowed them in the house again

Two of my sister's friends were downright begging me to fuck them at my sister's wedding. Felt good denying those whores.

i proceed to act like the kid from last american virgin when he walks into his parents' dinner party drunk

>sister's friend says 'my younger brother likes anime, what's your favorite?'
>say 'anything that reminds me of what i'd like to do to you with a tentacle, baby'
>girls all gasp

It literally says 'my older brother'