Had sex

>had sex
>underwhelming
welp im definitely killing myself

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its not about the sex its about the love, unironically

hopefully this isnt me next month

It's almost as if it's not the pinnacle of existence Jow Forums thinks it is.

this
Sex means shit, I had sex but never made love

I keep trying to tell people they need to find a personal reason to live that isn't based on sex or validation from women. But nobody listens. The cruel truth that OP discovered, that sex isn't really all that special, is the punishment they get for ignoring me.

Masturbation is the best way to make my dick happy but sex can make my heart happy.

And you can't judge it before you really know how to do it.

casual sex is pretty good after you get good at it, making women cum is fun.
but the first time sucks, and it takes a lil bit to figure out what works

could just be your partner sucked ass. I didn't start having sex until I was 27 and my gf at the time was a virgin too. It was like fucking a pillow and I couldn't come. Took a couple more times until she started to enjoy it and then it was amazing. My current gf is a lot smaller and tossing her around is a lot of fun. Get a small thin gf.

You all think it's the sex you crave. It's not. It's the intimacy. Being naked with someone and pressing your bodies together is one of the most intimate things 2 people can do, it's like a hug multiplied by a million. Hugs feel good but they're typically only a few seconds and clothes are on so it's more pressure than anything. If you fuck and then fall asleep naked in eachothers arms there's a lot of skin to skin contact. It's a sense of "I've exposed my naked body to this person and they accepted me and felt comfortable sleeping with me". You feel like you're accepted by someone instead of an outcast.

your sex is scheduled or what?

herpes detected

This. That's why sex in relationships is so much better.

well my first time yeah...might meet with someone from here

fuck just because youve been told s ex is the pinnacle of society, is that all you can think of ?
some people have sex as side to a vbrent life
most people want to copy this because they think thats what they should be emulating
other people blindly fuck because they dont know what else to do with there lives
but you spreading your hate to other incels because your worthless shit your a laugh

what a faggot i can't believe this

id love to meet you id give you a night to remember

>being this much of a faggot

maybe if you didn't beat your meat to porn your entire time up till the loss of your virginity sex might've been a bit more fun

how does this make me a faggot??

don't listen to this faggot

sex is about getting off

already met someone buddy, thanks thoooo

>meeting someone from Jow Forums

sounds like nothing could possibly go wrong

if i end up dead its honestly what i want. at least i will lose my virginity first

i was more talking about you ending up humiliated when you see nobody shows up

alone, like you've always been lad

i mean itd be a waste of the money too but i truly dont care at this point. i just want to get fucked

>lose virginity first
optimistic

Luckily this will never be a problem that will plague me. The goal of losing my virginity will always be the carrot on the stick that keeps me going, because it's something I'll never reach, voluntarily or not. It's most convenient because I can blame all my unhappiness on my virginity but also continue to fantasize about how I will be completely fixed with one simple trick: a girlfriend.

It sounds like you bit off more than you could chew, perhaps you should've been smart and remained ignorant on the matter like me. Virginity past the normal age can really do one in.

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enjoy it while it lasts
hey at least this way youll live a long life

How was it underwhelming OP?
Was it with just some hooker?

just not tryna be a pump and dump

half listen to this faggot
>le reddit spacing
with sex, it depends. it is delusional to think that sex is on any one side of two extremes