/britfeel/

*kicks you off your pub table to play a card game*

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>good chink brand
>cheap trash

on todays episode of britfeel:
>user learns of the existance of freezers

>snap/cut all the heads off the matches
>put match heads in empty pringles can
>drop lit match into pringles match can thing
>stand back

*lights queerboi candle*

Glad nothing came of that timmy password doxxing. He really should be more careful though

Yeah, hope he wasn't put out by it but wasn't worth the risk.

most chink shit is trash some is okay. idgaf anyway i use samsung pro because i'm not a savage
go ahead mate buy your sandisk ssd plus you're only wasting your own money

Having to ride a few miles into the next town over to get a copy of sekiro tomorrow. Fuck paying full price on the PS store.

Are you a MENTALIST? I like to light them each one at a time, slowly.

Incest sticks AKSHUALLY

Buy cheap, buy twice

Dunno who she is but ready harpoons lads

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Baking a Victoria sponge for the lads

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I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy

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Alright lads. Going to trip on acid for a bit. Any thing to know? I've got good experience with shrooms and Ket if that's any thing (had a massive K-Hole trip which was horrendous but I could hack it). Looking forward to it though

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no room lad
got a doughnut I'm determined to eat before I go to bed very soon

>he doesn't have a long play vcr

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was at the bus stop earlier and heard a man talking to his friend about how he was always stiff in the morning

looks like a good game but seems it could be too hard for a tard like me

thanks lad

>watching a shit format in even shittier quality
the fuck is wrong with you?

>yeah its mostly trash except when I recommend it
jog on you epic gaymer

as in aches and pains?

i don't even play games mate

>he doesn't talk to his mates about his bowel movements

Are you dating that welsh gurl?

How did you know that was me? We're meeting this Saturday, looking forward to it

My room stinks of Swedish meatballs

it's not uncommon to talk about last nights wank or todays wood lad, get over yourself you frigid mince

that the only way my cute plump noticeme he has high standard

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what do you want me to do about it ladd

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I think it's a stinky poo night desu lads.

Open the windows and get some candles/incense sticks going my lad. If you do not have any just some smelly sprays

you need to sort yourself out . you desperately need a break, stop obsessing and move on with your life for fucks sake, face it, this scottish lad isn't gonna come back and you know it, so what's the point in shitting up the thread with your pathetic whining, fuck off you mess.

>girl on discord
>your sudden interest in faith and being over tranners (just a ruse to throw us off the scent)
>another discord girl introduced you to "her"

Nothing gets past me pal

my plump ... never

i will not stop until hecome back , he will im sure

he was my only friend my best friend my lover all at the same time you cant understand

Jesus loves cute trans girls.

Yea I know that was obvious the other day, I meant how did you know today but I just realised I used muh pepe filename in that convo lol

made a minestrone for tea with lots of veggies and was very yummy

Question is lad why did you lie eh?
you murdered that young asshole didn't ya

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Work is making me I'll desu

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*ribs you for the grammatical error*

nice. got a pasta ready meal here. it'll do for now

hate it when sausages come wrapped in that gross plastic shite. have to cut it off before i can eat 'em

53522347
blog on you stupid cunt

run along to /brit/ mong

Who's he trying hump now?

I never lied. Who is this fine gentleman in your picture?

>buy Milk
>no one uses it besides me
>goes off 3/4 full
going to start buying full fat sterilised milk

Lee Anthony Hoyland driving a taxi from Sheffield to Southampton and only remembering to turn the meter on at Eastleigh, charging just 14.50 for the entire journey

Get some powdered milk if you're just using it for tea.

>sister had cancer
>mum now has cancer too
It's coming for me isn't it

Aye, you did pal, made us think you were going to make it and get a GF(female) but alas you're still in the cesspit with the rest human failures lusting after the feminine peen.

Robbie"I like battered mars bars" Coltrane from the kino 90's tv show Cracker.

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Underage tranny from lgbt

I blame Shippy he's a bad influence

That's not a nice way of looking at things fren. This girl seems really sweet and cute and we're just meeting. I'm not lusting after anything.

>those tracks
Lenlad is a junkie
Does anyone have pics from the meet?

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mirin' his vascularity tho

Anybody know what siracha sauce spoons uses? I'm addicted to it.

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just imagine planting your puckered lips firmly on Amer's winky stinky and giving it a big old kiss as your vigorously indulge in his pockmarked and acne ruined bumcheeks- the delicious aroma of fermented cumin and onion bhaji curling your nostrils with their forbidden bouquet
phwoaar make him call you his Planeswalker

So, /britfeeI/: what's yer hing?

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Soz Fitzy is a bit of a pessimist and it rubbed onto me in a memey way. I think I spoke to her ages ago when I was shitposting there, seemed alright and more stable than the rest ats not saying much, unfortunately, said she had a valley accent too which makes my dick diamonds and a virgin from what I remember.

Decent catch if you seal the deal :^)

vile and disgusting lad

You can feel my 'tracked' hands round your throat if you want to meet

youtube.com/watch?v=1-sO1RvkWjQ

you scared lads?

this the ad who pushed that other len lad into a canal?

'ello?? 'ello??
dis da pizza guy pizza wizza pie??? da cheezer wheezer feeder geezer???
One BIG fromager larger wiv da brown crispy bispy bacon slurpin' pizza whizza! make da pepsi fizzy bepsi and a mozarella on the side called joe!
i killed da fish again mummy wummy!
bye!

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>do not watch alone
Well I'm alone right now so I can't watch it, sorry. No view for you.

>but alas you're still in the cesspit with the rest human failures

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What's this image from? Makes me laugh everytime

What happened to the empire? It was an absolute positive that a few selfish arseholes decided to spoil, so why not bring it back

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"erotica" is just porn in black and white

what do you lads do to cope then

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watch erotica

Theres only one?

*invades India for Britfeel*

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It's gone lad, the world belongs to China now

it involved forcing our government on people who didn't want it, most people think empires are morality wrong nowadays

Started reading recently that seems to waste some hours up well.

I think Hong Kong would disagree

America is still in the driving seat for now but for how much longer is the question?

You never know what you want until it is gone

youtu.be/dKCL2O0NfXg
a classic

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Cut myself tbqh lad

my scottish friend will come back on day ! he will miss hi thana used fucktoy he miss me right he cares about me

... dont tell me he doesnt care for me ?

he was my boy friend... right ?

....

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I had a wonderful day out with my friend

We are at burger king (I got the hulumi burger and he got the double bacon cheese burger XL - he exercises and is tall)

We then went to a museum and absorbed some culture but he wasn't too impressed but his commentary was hilarious

We then settled down and played Magic the Gathering for 3-4 hours in a pub
A couple of people asked about the game
There was one particular joke my friend made that made me laugh for ages, he remarked I shouldn't take a picture of the table and his empty seat as people will think he's imaginary

We then walked back to the train station

My one regret is not building more casual decks

Went to drink from my cup of tea only to remember I hadn't made one. Made myself look a right fucking mug.

It's 'halloumi' you thick twat

>hulumi

>Relationship with a black girl when I was 16
>lasted 4 years, was good till she went to uni and turned into a white hating feminist, decided to lie and get on the dole because "the government"
>Try online dating
>First girl turned out to be nothing like her profile picture, was actually 29 not 22
>Second girl bought her children from a past relationship despite claiming to have no kids
>Third had a relationship with for a month or so but it turned out she was actually in an consentual incest relationship with her dad

I have two requirements for a gf
>Don't lie
>Don't cheat

Why is this so difficult? I would be in a relationship with a literal 2 if it meant they could tick the checkboxes.

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SEND THE BUGGERS BACK OH SEND THE BUGGERS BACK

I could fill both of those requirements, babes