Ok, fembots. You are locked in a house with me for a whole weekend. What is your survival strategy to avoid being tickled?
Ok, fembots. You are locked in a house with me for a whole weekend...
Isaiah Clark
Henry James
I kick you in the crotch and break a window to escape
Charles Brown
Use my 350lbs to literally bash your face in with my fists NIGGER
Ayden Sullivan
murder
oreganol
Nicholas Thompson
You cant leave the house, you have to survive the whole weekend. Besides, if you tried to kick me you would probably just end up getting your foot tickled, but I think you knew that ;)
Would you really go this far?
Adrian Williams
I highly doubt you could tickle me through my shoes. While you're on the ground writhing in pain I'll tie you up and the I would tickle YOU with no mercy for the entire weekend.
Landon Mitchell
I think you would stop me for about 2 seconds if you even managed to land the kick. And I would simply remove the shoe.
Joseph Perez
Hey OP, what kinda knives you got in the house?
Sebastian Baker
I have kitchen knives, but they are on the top shelf so my little cousin doesnt get them. I hope you are tall.
Brandon Murphy
>Putting knives on the top shelf
>Where they are in danger of falling on you
Fucking idiot, just put 'em on the counter. If someone's tall enough to reach the counter, they're tall enough to not do stupid shit with the knives. Your cousin probably isn't as stupid as you think he is.
Dylan White
i eat garlic cloves and dont bathe in preparation. you cant tickle me if you simply cant stand my smell
Hunter Gray
How will I peel and cut the apples I want to feed you?
Angel Cox
You fool, I have seasonal allergies. I cant smell currently. Looks like you're getting tickled.
Connor Russell
Hide somewhere and blow my brains out. By the time you find me, my freakish body will be so bloated and disgusting that you will lose your urge to tickle it.
Kevin Lopez
>the man's got a cute anime gif for any scenario fembots can concoct
I don't think this is the kind of man you can defeat. Someone's getting tickled desu.
Caleb Campbell
I will peel and cut them and feed them to you... in between tickling sessions.
Christian Sanchez
If I ask very nicely will you please not tickle me?
Samuel Wilson
I'm only halfway transitioned, so I'd probably just grab you with one hand, lift you off the ground, and, with biceps bulging, break you in half
Austin Murphy
Dont worry, the knives arent going to fall out of the holder. The whole thing will just drop on your head.
Gabriel Barnes
>weebshit moe garbage in OP
>thread is gay autistic trash full of LARPing men
every time
Noah Miller
And if it turns over mid fall?
Robert Myers
That just makes me want to tickle you more.
Ryder Bennett
Quads!! Also stop LARPing with dudes