Hes a virgin and STD free

>hes a virgin and STD free

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yes!! thats all i want. where can i find a bf like this

Is this wholesome femanon thread? I like it.

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Here's my discord, I'm a good listener: darkl0rd#1286

On the internet babe.

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if they're not black you have your target

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lol you must be joking.

everyone here is a virgin

>hes a new dildo

oof

I'm a born again virgin, I only had sex twice and since I settled it was horrible. btw haven't you noticed all the gf threads the last 5 years?

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>I'm a born again virgin

what is that even supposed to mean?

>btw haven't you noticed all the gf threads the last 5 years?

no, tell me about it

WARNING OP. These are the guys most likely to murder you!

It means they got dunked in a lake by some preacher lmao

>born again virgin
Kek

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it means I'm holding out for a committed loving relationship.

So refurbished with a stamp from the factory?
lmao

its a concept. for interaction, it has a label so people know what I'm talking about. yes, I'm a born again virgin.

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My most recent ex said I'm "just like a teenager" in bed because I didn't instantly shove my dick in her butthole and I was loving and whatever... I wasn't sure how interpret it then and I still have no fucking clue whether I should be offended or not... but I think at least it might qualify me as a born again eternal virgin.

BTW she was mad when I said I'm not into anal, and also she tried to seduce me with her butthole by bending over like one of those drinking bird things with her face near her toes and made me do her from behind while standing, but I didn't fall for it. I had to dump her and her butthole because she was wacko.

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Femanons aren't wholesome
They're all sex-crazed sluts

Fembots are such good girls.

Why not just call yourself abstinent? Voluntary celibacy foes not undo the fact that you had sex with somebody previously.

>drinking burd
I almost laughed out loud

I hate the idea of anal. I hate anal pr0n and I hate my generation for liking it. you dodged a bullet. if i ever got a prostitute I would probably be like Richard Gere's character in Pretty Woman and just enjoy her company. I'd want to just feel her legs and pet her vag gently. I need a mental link first. hell, even cats have foreplay.

probably because even though the pressure to have the naked time is over I still don't really know what I'm doing

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Yeah, but when you say that your abstinent, it us the matter completely on tour terms. Celibacy, even voluntary, can sometimes imply inaction. I assume you have made a conscious effort to not have sex rather than a lack of doing so in the other matter. Lots pf things are based on choices, i dont drink, but i would not call myself celibate againat alcohol.

Not him but, celibate means a person who abstains from marriage or a sexual partner
Abstain means to restrain oneself from doing or enjoying something.
Volcel is correct here whereas the term incel isn't. How can you restrain yourself from doing something if the opportunity never arises.

You are right, but abstain sounds like such a cool, dignified word on its own. It really boils down to semantics.

I'm a NEET living on disability for schizo in his mid thirties. volcel/incel doesn't really matter. I am on okcupid and pof but never respond to the matches i make. i stopped using tinder after i stopped getting matches in like 3 weeks, since i live in a rural area.

Yes, how did you know, m'lady?

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But he still lives with his parents

>tfw this guy gets matches yet I don't

>he's a virgin and not std free

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I can guarantee you I'm better looking unless you are some giga fitizen

It means she is getting off the cock carousel and needs a nice reliable (and wealthy of course ;) beta to provide for her. She thinks a church is the best place for this so she became a born again Christian so she can LARP as a virgin and shame anyone who claims otherwise

This is a surprisingly common tactic for haggard used up whores in their 30s and beyond.

>On Tinder
>Got matches
GTFO Chad scum!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go get a nice haircut and smile more, oh, and just beee yurself

but i'm your uncleb, not a girl off the cock carousel.

Never met someone into this, never will.

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>be me
>finally get a bf from r9k after trying for years, met up and everything
>find out he isn't a virgin

i am seriously contemplating breaking up with him over this. at this point it's more about me not wanting to feel tortured knowing he's not a virgin than him actually not being a virgin.

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Bruh it shouldn't take that long to score on /r9gay/

>darkl0rd

Red flag #1. Clearly some edgy faggot, watch out ladies, you don't want to get bianca'd.

>He's a virgin and has herpes

I need your loving like the sunshine.

> she's a wojak

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Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

brianB638#2645

You mean any _women_ into this.

>she wants to listen to sad music and watch sad movies

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bella titta

Geting curved by the same girl again boys!!!

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>giving retarded roasties stds

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but we still love them