I have a spacious NEET abode by a forest, away from all the normalfags/bad people...

I have a spacious NEET abode by a forest, away from all the normalfags/bad people, but I'll never find anyone worthy enough to share it with.

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One day I will be doing my daily random forest treks and find you there and rape you
please look forward to it

i'm sure there are a lot of people into trannies in norway

Get a fucking life you retard. You're a grown person on your 20s, and all you do is shitposting all day on this board. It's so fucking pathetic. Grow the fuck up already you huge ape, you're not an edgy teen anymore. Ffs.

there's some birds right outside my window, its been a while since i was awake in a morning

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>still no one worthy enough
I also have a king-size bed

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go outside and meet some people you wont find someone here

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>go outside and get beaten up/raped
I can't just talk to random people on the street.

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do some hobbies outside, get some swimming classes or karate classes stuff like that, dont they have some sort of club where you can do stuff like that there? they're still outside doing their bird noises and eating bugs from eachother, i think its a couple

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I already do get out on bike rides and such.

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Aiste, we could lure namefags into the forest and murder them together. You loved the feeling of someone killing himself bc of you and now you want to take a life with your own hands.

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I'd rather take them home to my bed.

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sure, but that wont get you to interact with people, if you're in a class with someone at least then you arent complete strangers to eachother, thats how you get bf/gf/friends

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i thought the SSRIs had killed your lust

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I want to cuddle, that's all. I'm just lonely and directionless. I kind of wanted for someone who isn't my dad to put me in my place.

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do what i told you and you might find someone, unfortunately for you no one can force you into your place

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The problem is that i'd make you crossdress 100% of the time. Slowly, but as time passes by your wardrobe would consist of only cutesy clothing. I also have a summer house near a lake in the forest, if we ever get bored of your place. Kada susitinkam?

I hope they beat you up for homosexual behavior if you're really from where you claim to be.

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Now now, no need to be rude. Why would they beat me up if you look like a girl top to bottom? I'll be around when you visit the country again.

is it like russia then? they hate fags and its full of drunk slavs squatting looking to fight

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They won't beat you up because of me, but I hope they do anyways.
No, I don't think it's as bad as Russia. They have pride parades in the capital or something. I don't really know. I don't interact with people or read the news much. I think they have a new president now. I really don't care.

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