I can't believe that most people that I ever known have done this and are doing it on a regular basis...

I can't believe that most people that I ever known have done this and are doing it on a regular basis. Why the fuck does it seem like an impossible thing to achieve for me then? Sex is the most normal thing ever but I see it as the biggest privilege of all.

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How old are you?
This will make a big difference so tell me.

im 19
not op

26 desu, I'm pretty sure I'm the only virgin in the entire family tree who's still a virgin, I have cousins who are several years younger and they have bfs/gfs

If you can't get sex your obviously so mentally ill that you should be shot to death tbqh.

Wait until you're older, try 24+ and just go to clubs a lot. Like twice a week. Go with friends or alone. When you get a number tell her you're going and to meet you there. If she doesn't show don't respond again.
You need to open up to your friends and let them set you up. And try dating apps. Going to the club to pick up random whores is something you could do but presumably that didn't work and you need to go the long route.

There was a study that showed that basically people who are stupid but not at incompetent retard levels of intelligence have the most sex, and the higher your IQ, the more likely you will be a late bloomer or have trouble with women and getting sex.

Not saying that you're a genius but it's out there.

true but a lot of smart people have no trouble getting laid either, it all comes down to social skills

user when you put sex on a pedestal like this it's going to be the most disappointing shit of your life when you experience it.

Single people don't fuck as much as the media and porn filled IBs makes you think so. You are fucking young on top of that.

You just go meet women and sometimes they will let you fuck them. It's not a mystery. Youre not special. Just lazy.

I'm 34, what should I do?

Post pic here. Probably get a haircut. Possibly get surgery. Probably practice getting better at drinking, as much as you probably hate drinking. Unless you're dead set that you no longer desire women in any capacity, at all.

I don't think so, i will only do it with a woman that I have a strong bond with, It's not about just the sensation you have in your penis, people who hook up are SOULLESS

>Probably practice getting better at drinking, as much as you probably hate drinking
I already drink excessively.

The real question is why would you want to. Fucking look at it.

>t. faggot
>t. sour grapes

most girls have lost their virginity by 12 btw op

It's crazy, right? The entire world revolves around this. Yet I can't picture myself ever doing this at all. 20yo khhv desu and going strong.

By 17 less than 50%
Lower for Whites

not really, more like 15 but so what? i'd bang chicks too if I had a chance as a teenager, Idc about sexual history anymore as long as she's not a slut infested with STDs

Thats just what they say on official survey shit that they lie on because they dont want to seem like whores or lie about being molested or whatever. I was getting love letters from /d/ in my locker when I was in 3rd grade.

lol
One thing you've yet to learn is that nobody is having as much sex as they say they are and most people your age are definitely lying about how good it is.

>inb4 My Anecdotal Liedemia
lol don't

why the fuck are you so obsessed with sex?

Because it looks like it feels good and everyone apparently hate virgins and think they're lower than Hitler, i'm a ugly blackbot whos 18 and don't think i'll find anyone, i'll probably try tinder once my phone gets service.

Then why are you here?
go back to r/i have sex

don't complain if you haven't even tried using tinder.
And btw most people don't give a fuck if you are a virgin or not, but if you are concerned about that you can just pay a whore

practice getting better at managing your drinking problem

I can't believe that's actually a subreddit, bragging about the most basic need and thinking you're a god or showing off for having sex, ffs.

wait, it really is a subreddit?
my sides
i've lost them

>why are you obsessed with the thing that people treat you like a subhuman for not having experienced?

Having sex only once in their lives is still more than I'm having sex

What's the point of having sex if you're circumcised, I don't feel my dick

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Tbf the point of the sub is to mock retards who brag about having sex, not to enable them

>try dating apps
Had premium tinder for a year, not even 1 fucking date.

It truly is a vicious circle. If you get no sex whatsoever, your desperation easily shows. If your desperation easily shows, it is a repellant for most women.
It's a hard circle to break, but it is breakable. Get out on dating apps (not tinder) and try your best to better your appearance.
t. guy who admittedly lost virginity at 18 but was desperately unfucked between 19-24

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>haven't had sex since January

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Post your profile. I won't roast you, but I'm sure there is a lot you could positively change

If you're circumcised and you want to have sex you're in the matrix, circumcised sex is so significantly inferior

This is funny because all my male friends acted like this at 19 too. Life doesn't end at high school. Stop obsessing over pussy and you'll get laid eventually. Also nobody worthwhile gives a single shit how much sex you've had or are having now. Just go talk to girls normally and it'll eventually happen.

To lazy to log back in that shithole, just posted 2 whole body pictures(1 was from a vacation in rome), 1 close up and listed some hobbies and my job, that's all.
I'm 27, Jow Forums(14% body fat), have a good car, good job, the only negative is that i live with my parents because rent is a bitch and i would rather save up for my own place and that has cost me the most, once they hear i live with my parents i usually get ghosted or they just lose all interest.

What was your bio?

Empty in an original way.

Only an absolute unit 10/10 Chad can get away with no bio and 2 pictures

while its harder to find women when ur black there are a lot of women who fetishize you and will seek you out to bang, just gotta stay with it and you can overcome autism

i'm really autistic when it comes to describing myself, i find it very weird and hard to summarize myself in a few lines, that's why i leave it empty and also most girls only have hobbies liste with no bio.

Not him what about the rest of us?
I'm close to 30
I'm gonna be a wizard soon

Holy fuck that picture is gross. Like I thought porn was just especially gross but it turns out real life sex is even more disgusting.
Guys how do I get a gf without having sex?

Your subtle and instinctual ways of acquiring sex have been shut down by your autism.

I'd go as far as to say that NOBODY is doing this regularly except maybe people aged 26 to 32. Celibacy is affecting everyone (in the western world at least) not just robots. There are tons of normies who haven't had sex in over a year. I imagine that these days, people aren't usually in a committed relationship until their mid to late 20s, and as soon as they decide to have kids, it's bye bye for their habitual sex.

I have sex with a girl i met on tinder on a regular basis

initial advice
>drink more
second advice
>dring less

clueless normalfaggot

I haven't had sex since 2016. I'm jaded and lost interest in casual sex yet I never found a gf and all my relationship-attempts ended bad.
Despite people telling me how good looking I am.
Guess i'm a mentalcel or just fucked up.

This is bullshit OP

Blessed is the mind too small for doubts.

Get 7s and 8s on /soc/
Doesn't matter, still a virgin at thirty.
Physical contact and intimacy is nauseating to me.
Why did i have to be born mentally ill?

>don't complain if you haven't even tried using tinder.
I'm to insecure

>Stop obsessing over pussy and you'll get laid eventually.
I followed this advice and ended up as a wizard.

People say this but I'm 24+ and despite not being straight I don't really want to just fuck some random dude, people act like it's weird I don't want to sleep with a stranger though.

I'd rather at least date/know someone for a couple months before doing that

That guy's inner foreskin remnant is really red.

It feels really good though. Especially when she rides you. You are kind of missing out.
The best part is if you find someone who swallows, it's so god damn hot to see her mouth on your dick as you cum.

My girl lets me fuck her any time I want (with small exceptions such as if big event the day after) and since I'm a light sleeper, a weekend leaves us both sore.

Any other schizoid niggas, how do you cope? Or how do you fake it enough to get gf and friends when you are just totally uninterested and socially retarded, but still lonely for connection?

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I wasn't really caring or stressing about it at all but now at 25 It's a bit worrying

>friends without benefits are not only useless, but will bring you down in some way or another
>if you are looking for a connection with others then you are just not busy enough, get more workload
diagnosed schizoid

Sounds reasonable, do you have fwbs? How did you get them and what exacrly does fwb imply?

>having friends

Ok bud

OK LISTEN

if you havent had sex you are not allowed to complain at all unless you meet this checklist

- lift weights/exercise at least 3 times a week
- have a solid hair style/haircut that you know works well for you
- have good hygiene, use cologne from time to time
- have friends
- have a job
- have interests you are passionate about and you are comfortable with that
- actually go to public areas like bars, clubs, gyms, libraries, hikes, etc. where you could meet someone
- are a genuine listener, someone who is kind but also confident and not a desperate loser

If you are doing all of that and still havent had sex, you're going to get there with time. If you aren't doing all of those things, put the effort in first and it'll come

>Stop obsessing over pussy and you'll get laid eventually. Also nobody worthwhile gives a single shit how much sex you've had or are having now. Just go talk to girls normally and it'll eventually happen.

This is the worst advice you could ever give a young man.

Admittedly, 19 may be a little premature, but if you're in your 20s and have never had a gf or been able to get laid, things will not change by themselves.

>mfw havnt had sex since Sunday

dont worry OP, focus on improving yourself socially and financially and sex just starts becoming part of your life too as you build relationships with other people.

t. - didnt loose my virginity until a month before my 25th birthday, now ive had a girlfriend for 2 and a half years with a regular and consistent sex life.

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because your standards are too fucking high

>Now ive had a girlfriend for 2 and a half years with a regular and consistent sex life.

How often are you having sex?

It's funny how for a girl that list would boil down to
>exist and breathe
>Sometimes you don't even have to do that
And she would be more wanted, loved, cared for than an average male.

>tfw only had sex twice Today
>it's already been 3 hours and i'm already want more
I'm not gonna make it.

Booksmart faggots once again proving they should have paid more attention at recess than during math class.

3-4 times a week, maybe im just getting old but doing it every day is just too much damn work. after a while you dick just gets sore and needs a day or two to bounce back, plus if you're doing it properly she'll need some time to recover too.

we also recently switched back to using condoms because her birth control pills were making her crazy. she's much calmer now but at the same time gets horny faster so sex is an easier process, we just need to remember to keep enough condoms around and not get sloppy.

are you trying to imply you did all that? and yet... you still post on r9k
yikes didnt seem to work too well hun

whether or not that's true, it's the life we live so follow the steps it takes to get what you want, even if it isnt fair.

Just pull out it feels way better and it works just as good as condoms do. I've been fucking my wife bareback for years now and the only time she's gotten pregnant was when we were trying.

We have condoms for when I want to finish inside but it's rare that I wouldn't rather feel actual sex and finish on her tits/ass instead.

What's your point? That life isn't fair lol

Worked perfectly actually. I live with my beautiful girlfriend, have a career that aligns with what im most passionate about, and I am in the best shape of my life. I genuinely am excited for every day.

I was a quiet kid growing up/was depressed and spent a lot of time on Jow Forums. Things have changed a lot in my life but it's a unique culture here so I still check in from time to time.

awww thats such a cute fantasy user

your disbelief only makes my dick harder

This, I want it to be over

i always like the feeling and intimacy of cumming inside, with and without a condom. my girlfriend is kind of into pulling out but the extra step of regulating my rhythm, pulling out at the right time and aiming somewhere.

the one perk of going back to condoms is quick clean up, cumming all over her makes a mess and cumming inside can get really sloppy fast if you arnt quick with a rag. i dont want to have to change my sheets 3-4 times a week due to massive crusty jizz stains.

Kek, for 1 second I actuallly believed you

at 34 it's fucking over. see some hookers.

23 and I've only gotten super close to having sex 1 time in my life.

I panicked because I didn't have a condom and thought I would instantly nut and get her pregnant.

It was on a vacation and I never saw her again.

Even while we were making out and she was topless (first time I ever kissed a girl) it didn't seem real to me. I can't imagine having sex, such an abstract concept.

>it didn't seem real to me. I can't imagine having sex, such an abstract concept
I know that feel