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might take a while lad, council turned the water pressure down again

*jiggles his hose around*

see, not much coming out is there?

mummy not home yet, should have been home this afternoon, not heard a word from her about being on a train home from her meeting, bit worried she collapsed in the heat

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Does it at feel decent at the very least? could get off with a real fanny so I'm considering getting one unironically.

>Why is it such a taboo?
because lad's cum is both hilarious and gross. People just imagine you spurting into a plastic cunt and feel weird

I couldn't get off with a real fanny*

This is what this poster looks like lads

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Hope yer mummy's ok.

Alright let's get it goin'
youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

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I haven't heard much from my main thug sp lately. I hope the lad is alright

He posted the self-improvement chart in the last thread

The reason you couldn't get off with a real fanny is because you fap to porn.

But to answer your question, it does feel good. I have the standard un-textured one but you would be better off getting one of the internally ribbed ones for more pleasure.

What's the texture of a fanny like inside IRL? Anything noticable?

I didn't know that was him. I thought sp didnt like anime

you say that but it was during a time where I went on unintentional no-fap I was working too much at the time to have the time or energy to wank so when I actually lost my virginity after that time ended imagine my shock when she was really enjoying it and I'm just there going internally
>I feel a tad bit of friction but absolutely fuck all otherwise, feels like sticking my finger in my mouth tbqhwy.

like the inside of your cheek
originally

well it's not like most girls go around displaying their dildos, no one cares if you have one but no one wants to know either

For me, it's Barr raspberryade

does anybody mind if I take my shirt off?

It sounds like utter bollocks user but as said it feels like the inside of your cheek, if you doubt us and get a cheeky shag whether that's drunk or sober, you'll probably come back here and say as much.

kind of just warm and wet, i mainly feel it like around the part of my dick that's going inside, the bit that's inside doesn't feel much tbf

*finishes filling paddling pool*

*takes down the "pools closed" sign*

Just been on Google Maps going round all the real nice posh areas in London and imagining what it would be like to have grown up and lived there

Why stop there mate?
*Detaches limbs*

A mate of mine had a flat in Primrose Hill and it was unreal. Some parts of London are great.

*collapses into the pool like a beached whale*

*Sets golden retriever sloshing through the pool*

Edgbaston you wetter Im calling you out, fight me lil bitch

This really seems like the kind of song suited to Tim, I'd love to hear him play it

youtu.be/AWAsI3U2EaE

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*cries to the thread about how pigs are better pets than dogs*

*cannonballs from the top of britfeel towers*
wa-heeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!

*splashes a lad with some water in a cheeky manner*

oi edgbaston ill shag ye chink boyfriend

DAZZA MATE STOP! ITS TOO SHALLOW TO CANNONBALL

Just woken up from a crazy zombie world dreams again also was meant to work on my pale as fuck skin today but the suns more or less fucked off now

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I always read Stormont (Northern Ireland) as Stormfront

*gets into pool wearing t-shirt because I'm insecure*

He wouldnt do anything even if you did, streak of piss that one

Dumb bitch you can call someone else next time your bussy is ovulating

>deliberately vague post
Go on lad, share the gossip

I'M CALLING YOU OUT EDGBASTON 'PRATT BOY'

Video doing the rounds showing a group of pakis fucking up a white lad in Bradford last weekend. The white lad got stabbed too

Honestly feels like summer 2001 again. Some local businesses aren't opening on weekends because they're worried it could kick off at anytime.

Just done the same and I can't say I'm particularly impressed.

>Some local businesses aren't opening on weekends because they're worried it could kick off at anytime.
source? Also why

*breaks all my bones*
worf it tho, get the video up on lad bible

What happened in Summer 2001 lad? I was 7 at the time

>doesnt share video
pfft

>take the local hardmen Zeus and Edgbaston and sort them out

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do you think the zombies in your dream were a link to your pale skin. do you feel you look a bit zombielike?

He will just demand you meet at a location of his choosing, if he was a proper hardman he would fight any time any place.

went through all the takeaway places in my south eastern town last night and only one out of 16 is run by white people.
also saw some kebab worker getting off with a young white girl today. reckon we're about due for a grooming gang.

Zeus sucks paki cock though

>Fights? Won some, lost some mate.

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He has given a location, no one has showed up and just made excuses
>i-it's past my bedtime
>i-it's too far

Updated my blog

poleaboo.wordpress.com/2019/07/23/a-day-out-with-my-friend-in-preston/

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Went to the highstreet earlier and saw a paki chainsaw an old lady in half.

he'll distract them then.

lol, i literally showed up and he wasn't there the nonce he's a big bullshitta

Poley's laptop took 160 hours to set up. Well done Poleaboo on completing this arduous task.

*takes a crafty shit in the pool*

It still needs to be updated

2001 race riots in Bradford/Oldham.

I was only 8 but I remember my older brothers coming back from the fights with blood stains on them. Not all of it theirs.

im calling you out edgebastardson! i will be outside the selly oak train station tonight at 9:30. come get that ass whipping i've been promising you

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Hi Edgbaston

And of course no one said anything for fear of being called racist. Absolute state of this country

And the Mayor of London lets em get way with it! I ask you!

No, think it was chatting shit about 28 days and weeks later last night

>do you feel you look a bit zombielike?
I'm a fucking vampire mate. I have been such a shutin my skin breaks out in hives when I get a good dose of the ultraviolet, if only I had SP blood fetish.

I hope I can a climatized myself and that I'm not allergic to sunlight now, otherwise am fucked.

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i'll be there too lad. if he's such a good fighter he can take us one by one. we won't gang up on you rat boy.

>lol, i literally showed up
proof?

In areas with lots of native Welsh speakers, do those attending school segregate themselves into the Welsh and English speakers?

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what do you want me to do, travel back in time and take photos? classic earthworm. see you tonight.

did you see rikishi came back lad? no stinky butt tho

Keeps asking for photos so he can tell the police when he gets his head kicked in

You take a timestamp you lying newfag mong.

>rikishi
>no stinky butt
Dropped

if eggsbacon wants a fight we should settle this in the ring like men

you think i take a piece of paper and a camera with me when i go to fight someone?

too right

Just woke up and everyone is larping as me

i only watched the bit where stone cold came out, not interest in any of the other dimeshitters

dont listen to him im the real him..i mean me oh fuck!

dunk on a work day wheyheyy

I just woke up so stop larping as me
t.just woke up user

cant be bothered might just try to sleep

*larps as user in the thread*

>he doesnt simulate a Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce based computer network for his studies

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Edgebastanonce being peeled like a tangerine outside a Lycamobile Paki shop by Big Bazza

Which Muslim leader was vegetarian?

Saladin

Saladin was a nonce.
Crusades were the first nonce hunt.

think ive got sunburn on the back of my neck, if any of you slap it ill murder you in the face

>Saladin

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put some ice on that bad boy