Would you settle for a xirple gf?
Would you settle for a xirple gf?
John King
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Gabriel Young
Technically were all xirple, I think
John Hall
classics not even out yet and they want it canceled?
Luke Baker
I'm genuinely too dumb to understand all of their buzzwords and lingo. Do you think these people hate people like me for not getting it?
Owen Parker
cancel terrestrial life
Carson James
Says the straight white male in a dress
Oliver Bailey
autogynephilic pedo 'trannies' are disgusting.
kill AGPs.
Logan Hill
why do you hate yourself. that's not healthy.
Nolan Smith
i don't hate myself user, i'm a HSTS tranner, not an AGP. i am not aroused by the concept of being a woman. i am simply transitioning to alleviate my dysphoria.
Michael Bailey
A tranny is a tranny. No matter how many buzzwords you glue there and how many smaller and smaller groups you shits create to feel even more special, you're still a waste of human space. Now fuck right off you disgusting namefagging filth, nobody enjoys your stay, nobody likes you. The only good part of you is shit talking until you breakdown into an erp mess and start blabbering nonsense while stuttering. After which hopefully you feel pathetic enough to contemplate where the fuck everything went so wrong. Thinking why you're even trying to garner attention from an anonymous imageboard, why do you think your disgusting existence is valuable enough to be "known" as something on ther garbage bin of the internet. All while trying to mutilate your body in the vain hopes that it will fill the void that just seems to grow with every pill you pop.
Adam Kelly
you are blessed. it's all such stupid bullshit anyway.
Camden Martinez
>HSTS
>Transbian anime lover
Xavier Lopez
fwaaaah~! you should degrade me more, user! this is fun! im not trying to mutilate my body though, i'm perfectly fine with my lil dick as it is.
i am glad you noted at least one good part of me, blabbering into a retarded erp mess of stuttering is basically my own cliche at this point.
Liam Young
Are you sure u ain't no ace?
Levi Ross
HSTS sexuality = liking cock
AGP sexuality = liking vagoo
Jayden Butler
I can't wait for this divergence to continue to the point where they've devolved themselves into a completely distinct and objectively inferior sub species, I mean they've already got their own dialect.
Nathan Ramirez
Imagine being such a complete genetic failure that you reduce yourself to not only indulging into your mental illness, being an evolutionary dead end, but also taking pleasure in being a emotional, psychological and physical cocksleeve to other males.
Jose Lee
quads lol
ace content 2 eery continent
Lucas Moore
Yeah.... I'm thinkin he's cringe.
Wyatt Turner
>I can't wait for this divergence to continue to the point where they've devolved themselves into a completely distinct and objectively inferior sub species, I mean they've already got their own dialect.
Reminds me of such joke in some software installers:
( )English: Traditional
(*)English (Simplified)
Juan King
>xirple
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO SET FIRE TO MY COCK
Jason Butler
that's me, kappu! nothing but a genetic failure and a dead end to my bloodline, teeehee~! there's nothing like the feeling of getting anons all riled up... keep going user...
Adam Bennett
It's like calling gynoids "androids"
Ayden Moore
>cis woman starts business doing brazilian waxes out of her own home
>this tranny is the first person to sign up
>lies about being a tranny
>she won't wax him because her husband is home and she's uncomfortable touching another penis and there's a different technique she doesn't know for genital waxing males
>this tranner sues the woman under canadian human rights code
>leafberg is going to compel a married woman to service another man's genital area
love the current year. roastie btfo'd
Cooper Hill
how were the antifederalists so right about lawyers?
Joseph Lopez
>tfw have a dream of tying down kappu, putting in a gag, blindfold, absolute soundproof headphones
>will never ever then setup a tickling machine that tickles in cycles all the areas of the body at random for random intervals
>feet, belly, ribcage, soles, armpits, chest, neck, groin
>wont ever suddenly give a good dicking as it happens, pull away and leave. Then repeat at random intervals to keep kappu guessing, waiting for pleasure and relief from the tickle torture machine
Connor Perez
jordan peterson warned us. we didn't listen
Juan Evans
I'll just pretend you made up the story. Don't bother posting sources or proving it, i'll pretend you fabricated it. I don't need this.
Camden Hill
i'm not that dude, just saying self hate is never healthy. also it would be very hypocritical of you to hate other people. bigotry has no place here, specially since we are all anons, which remind me, drop the trip you fag.
Levi Allen
th-that's pretty intense user... i don't know which is more surprising... the contents of the dream itself or the fact that you actually dreamt about me...
Jordan Harris
youtube.com
here's a video, and i'm sure he links the articles he's reading off of
to be fair, i made up the conclusion, but that's one way the case could go, and the way the case should go under the law.
Jace Hernandez
i had a dream that Aiste kills you next
Grayson Rodriguez
Oh I have many dreams about you. From tickling you like I expressed above, to attaching various remote controlled vibrators. I'd take you out together and randomly activate them. Maybe the one attached to your little joke of a clitoris, maybe the one up your butt. It would be hilarious to watch you squirm and maybe even make a scene in public.
Ask loudly whats wrong, so that everyone would start looking at you as I increase the stimulation. Imagine how silly you would look. Hell people might even see the collar I'd put on you and think what the hell is that girl thinking. Maybe a few would spot the small joke of a dicklet engorging and raising up slightly and they'd realize just how degenerate you truly are. Knowing you, you'd probably get off to that fact.
Hudson Howard
>remote controlled vibrators
Oh, i see you're a xirple interested in teledildonics as well
Asher Thomas
Ofcourse. I bought out most of the stocks years ago during one morning when I found a couple dollars behind my sofa. I'm an early investor into tvdrilldonics.
Charles Garcia
oh shit lmfao, that's good
user.. i r-really think you shouldn't be saying this to a taken girl.. that's a really lewd thing to think about... d-do you really think about me this much...?
Liam Peterson
What the fuck is a xirple?
Joseph Butler
What's xirple supposed to mean?