Going for coffee at 6 AM with waifu edition
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Waifu General /waifu/ #210
Robert Hill
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Lucas Walker
I want to rip my waifu's eye out of love.
Josiah Butler
Pumping your waifu full of baby making cream
Grayson Jones
my dear, beloved jonathan. i would fight anyone if it meant getting to you.
Grayson Lewis
the fate of your waifus
Oliver Cox
Off to a great start I see.
John Morgan
Claiming this post for my beautiful Asuka!
Based
Elijah Martinez
Coffee is satan's water.
This is a lunch waifupost. A quick waifupost to gather strength.
I will engage in more elaborate posting later, don't think you are going to be let off the hook so easily.
t. Your beanest, Urabefag.
Thomas Nguyen
My waifu Ioves me.
Cooper Hernandez
Fuck off and die, shitposter
Camden Parker
Forgot pic
True, Monster Energy is the real morning drink especially Zero Ultra
Evan Wright
My waifu loves me too :)
Jackson Bell
I don't want to cheat on my waifu, but an interesting situation has popped up. I think this girl I work with likes me. She smiles at me all the time, and laughs at nearly everything I say. I love my waifu, but there's certain things she can't give me
Parker Carter
Yes, that would be wonderful. I love the coffee shops atmosphere, it's just so chill. Also I sometimes like to daydream about us watching the sunrise while drinking a hot cup of coffee.
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Bentley Jones
Walking home at sunset with waifu
Jace White
Kill her. Gift your waifu the corpse of that whore slashed into a hundred pieces.
Mine would love it if it were a photograph
Landon Howard
You just want her life to orbit around you. Let her be strong and independent.
Benjamin Smith
Perform a ritual with the corpse so that you waifu can infiltrate the corpse and use it as her corporeal form.
Benjamin Rogers
Declaring my undying love for Elizabeth before dragging my sleep deprived ass to bed. Good night, thread.
>spoiler
The red one though. An artificially sweetened can of piss that rots my brain should at least taste good.
Owen Gray
OG basic Monsters are the way to go, curse those shit spinoffs.
Mason Bell
Claiming that scary silhouette in the forest.
Easton Rogers
Making him seethe is way too easy I don't think this is healthy at all
Michael Ward
WHEN GOD CREATED ADAM HE MADE EVE HIS COMPANION NOT A PET OR A BEST FRIEND OR VIDEO GAMES THAT IS WHY HAVING A WAIFU IS SUPERIOR THAN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR HAVING A PET ETC...
Aiden Kelly
OR ANY MATERIALISTIC SHIT TO COPE WITH NOT GETTING LOVE ALSO STOP MASTURBAITING
Tyler Cruz
I have been missing for a few threads because of computer problems, but I still love Yuri. I have been thinking about a few things lately, have you ever felt like the "real" reason you can't have your waifu is because you don't really deserve to and god/the universe is punishing you?
Wyatt Cook
Personally, that seems perhaps a bit too self-centered. Why would I be punished by god / the universe? Why would I be significant enough for god / the universe to punish me?
Liam Hughes
because you are the player and everybody else are npcs
Matthew Fisher
nice ego you have there
Matthew Gomez
Don't believe in any sort of divine or spiritual stuff like that, but I do think that I don't deserve her and that she probably wouldn't want anything to do with me.
Owen Rogers
>have you ever felt like the "real" reason you can't have your waifu is because you don't really deserve to and god/the universe is punishing you?
if it's punishment then it's for something i've done in a past life that i can't remember. and if i can't remember it there's no point to even consider that possibility
it can't be punishment for something in this life because i haven't done anything wrong, i'm a believer of justice, and i hate human filth that this earth is full of
now for the actual suffering, if god/the universe is partial to people, there's also no point in considering it since it's never going to give a fuck about me. so we only consider meaning.
if god is a loving one, then my suffering will be rewarded. if it won't then god isn't loving and/or is hateful and out to get me, in which case nothing i do will be satisfactory
tl;dr i'm dying and getting a harem of anime bitches
Landon Sanders
Everyone who ends up on Jow Forums did something really fucked up in a past life.
Dylan Murphy
>it can't be punishment for something in this life because i haven't done anything wrong
If you're on Jow Forums you've definitely fucked up in your life.
Caleb Ortiz
dumbass. i haven't done anything evil. failing at life isn't something to be punished for.
i haven't wronged any people despite having plenty of reasons to take revenge and that's virtuous
Nolan Murphy
Don't most religions expect you to do good deeds to get rewarded, instead of just not fucking others over? That's like getting rewarded for not shitting yourself in public.
None of this shit matters anyway because anime don't real fag
Andrew Cooper
>Don't most religions expect you to do good deeds to get rewarded
i know christianity protects the weak. i'm autistic and despite having cognitive problems in childhood and generally being a fucking weirdo i was held to the same standard as any other boy because my country is backwards in terms of mental care. How is that fair.
Also countless of bible stories with themes of suffering to get boons.
The good deeds I'm doing is not tracking down these fuck ups from middle school, forcing them to take amphetamines then skinning them alive.
Parker Lewis
>the absence of a bad deed is a good deed
>not murdering some dumbshit bullies means I'm a good person
Aiden Roberts
Listen to me you guys, my life is a living hell.
Camden Cook
Shut the fuck up dude. What do you even know.
you probably believe humans are good or whatever
you're either a sociopath or a lapdog for the normies
just fucking shut your trap you really don't know anything about anything
Joshua Lewis
You'll get over that bullying someday, champ.
Eli Martinez
so you're a sociopath. Thanks for outing yourself.
Samuel Rivera
sociopathy != bad, at most they're probably just loners or assholes.
Matthew Flores
neurotypicals are naturally psychotic (no affiliation with reality as it is) and sociopathic
Justin Richardson
He's just being a baby because he's obsessed with shit that happened in middle school, as if no one else has ever been bullied and gotten over it.
Jack Jackson
Just get over it 4Head
fucking NT gaslighting I swear. god will let me fuck your waifus and you'll be forced to watch.
Jaxson Perry
i guarantee you have never encountered adversity in your life and yet you still ended up on r9k.
Evan Martin
Based and true and original
Ethan Brooks
Interesting perspective. However many things that are counter intuitive can be true. For example a tiny atom is "insignificant" in the way that it is incomprehensible to us yet it holds the energy to destroy cities. So maybe a small insignificant entity can have an impact on the bigger whole and that impact isn't always a good one.
That's not really what I meant user.
It may be the biggest cope and me projecting my insecurities on the universe at large and I don't really believe it to begin with. That said considering your place within the greater cosmos has its merits user.
how so?
Isaac Edwards
I love Naofumi Iwatani so much.
Questions for the theme of the thread.
>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
>What kind of coffee would your waifu/husbando order? If they're not a coffee person, what would they order instead? Would they order food/sweets as well?
Asher Wood
>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
I could see Asuka and I chilling at a cafe. Our dates could be really diverse because from what I can tell, she doesn't really care what we do, she can relax when she wants to and be active when she needs to. I love her diverse taste.
>What kind of coffee would your waifu/husbando order?
I'm not sure, I vaguely remember there being a small part in an episode with her drinking something, most likely coffee, so I'll assume she's a coffee person. That being said, she'd probably want something with some more welcoming taste, so I'd recommend her a french vanilla latte.
Adam Lopez
Love Kotori still. Have been unwell and have had little interest in taking part in the thread for whatever reason. Things have begun to improve though. I've been trying to make a decklist for a rally stupid MTG idea I had. We'll see how that goes. My custom daki can't show up soon enough. Then it'll be like Kotori and I are really married, and that will be very nice.
>have you ever felt like the "real" reason you can't have your waifu is because you don't really deserve to and god/the universe is punishing you?
No, I think this was simply bad luck, mixed with an unhealthy amount of escapism. This situation is purely my fault, decisions I made somehow led me here. I've never been religious, and have little interest in finding one to follow, so blaming god or some other unseen force never feels right. I'd like to think I'm master of my own destiny, though I've never felt in control of my life. In any case, if there is a god though, they will have to beg my forgiveness.
>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
I'm under the impression that Kotori wouldn't really care what we do n a date so long as we are together. I'm sure she would like to simply have a date at a coffee shop. Too bad neither of us drink coffee.
>What kind of coffee would your waifu/husbando order? If they're not a coffee person, what would they order instead? Would they order food/sweets as well?
She would probably just order sweets. Pastries maybe. Kotori has something of a sweet tooth, and has never shown any interest in coffee. She never lacks for energy without it, so I don't see why she would ever bother trying it.
Ryder Sanders
Her deep blue eyes are like the ocean. An ocean I'm slowly drowning in. And I only allow myself to sink deeper and deeper. I love Angela Ziegler.
There are two ways that I see it. Perhaps my love for her is being tested. All of the suffering I'm going through will only serve to bring me to the light. Maybe this is all a test to see if I am worthy of her presence and I need to prove myself by loving her truly as I always have and one day it will lead me to bliss one way or another. Or maybe, my human desire to meet true love, is being exploited by the daedric prince of douchebaggery with the sole intent of tormenting me. Maybe this is all a cruel joke the universe itself is playing on me. I personally prefer to believe the former.
>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
I'm certain she'd really love a coffee shop date. It's actually my ideal plan for asking her out on a first date under a realistic scenario. It just seems perfect for someone like her.
>What kind of coffee would your waifu/husbando order?
Apparently she's very elitist about her coffee and enjoys the most bitter varieties. Definitely without sugar too.
>Would they order food/sweets as well?
Some Swiss chocolate to go with the coffee of course.
Jayden Moore
I am madly in love with this Scottish tomboy.
>A mooncricket being a FAL lover.
What's wrong with that?
>It's like an AK. Lot's of SOUL and easy to maintain.
The thing about the AK is that, depending on where you are, it's either a symbol of rebellion or oppression. The FAL isn't bipolar like that. But, yes, on the list of guns with SOUL it's right up there with the FAL. I think Merida would gleefully use both, but would obviously prefer the FAL.
>I'm still figuring out how I'll ever get my hands on my raifu. My AS Val/VSS.
Russian SF still use both, which is probably why they won't export them.
>Would your waifu enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
She'd prefer something exciting, but I don't think she'd pass up coffee if she's in the mood for it.
>What kind of coffee would your waifu order?
youtube.com
It's actually a song about heroin. Merida won't mind though, being Scottish and all.
>Would they order food/sweets as well?
Definitely. Coffee shop food is tasty and she strikes me as someone who won't say no to sweets.
>Her deep blue eyes are like the ocean. An ocean I'm slowly drowning in. And I only allow myself to sink deeper and deeper.
Same here.
Noah Cox
>What's wrong with that?
Because it was the standard rifle of the Rhodesian Security forces during the Bush War.
Just forget about it, nothing but a stupid remark of mine that loses any significant meaning once you take it apart, meh.
What is your opinion on the Bush War, with you being a bastion of freedom and rebellious fighting and a nigger?
>An ocean I'm slowly drowning in.
heh Can you swim?
Even if I sacrificed a million women on a million temples for a million rituals, not a single pound of flesh would be worthy of her.
Nah. It goes way way way deeper than that. Maybe I will elaborate on it once I cool down.
>>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
She would enjoy going to the park and sip down a can of coffee before falling asleep on a bench.
>>What kind of coffee would your waifu/husbando order? If they're not a coffee person, what would they order instead? Would they order food/sweets as well?
Canned coffee, that weird thing japs drink and maybe some sweet bread.
Connor Gutierrez
>>Her deep blue eyes are like the ocean. An ocean I'm slowly drowning in. And I only allow myself to sink deeper and deeper.
>Same here.
Same here.
>not a single pound of flesh would be worthy of her.
Honestly. Forever locked in a twisted dance of separate dimensions.
Luis Baker
>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
She'd love to have a comfy cafe date.
>What kind of coffee would your waifu/husbando order?
Going off of the scene in pic related, her order seemed pretty plain. Just regular coffee, seems like.
>If they're not a coffee person, what would they order instead?
She likes tea too.
>Would they order food/sweets as well?
Melonpan, or some pastry like that.
Christopher Cook
I love Kayn so much!
Oh? I don't believe I've seen you here before.
Who is this husbando of yours?
As for the questions, I'm sure Kayn would enjoy coffee shops.
He probably drinks black coffee
Grayson Flores
Ah, I had my suspicions but I wanted to be sure.
>spoiler
Rhodesia was a multiracial society. Whites were in control of the government but they were still the minority population (and most of them were immigrants/expats). It was a weird situation to be in, because almost immediately after getting actual independence they had to quell rebellions (i.e the Bush War). The ZANU and ZAPU were both fucked up (attacking whites and blacks alike, but the ZANU were arguably bigger racists and pushed for pan-Africanism through bloodshed, which is dumb) and the response was justified, but at the same time minority rule was an issue. Looking at the state of what used be Rhodesia today though, one can't help but wonder if things would have been better. I'm neither African (just African-REDACTED) nor do I live in Zimbabwe, so it's pretty much an outsider's perspective you're getting. I think Merida in Rhodia gear would look super cute though.
Camden Gutierrez
>Planet Caravan is my favorite Sabbath song
A beautiful piece to have playing along during that little fantasy but Sabbath has better songs, although they are from quite vast genres.
> worry because most of them are going to have fulfilling relationships and eventually start families
I used to happily let them do as they please and scoff at their delusions of love, who would have thought that I would fall in love WITH A FUCKING CARTOON.
The real problem is that I can keep going knowing that I will never marry or be with someone. I am way too fucked up in the head to think of those stupid scenarios as something feasible and I even enjoy my solitude until I start thinking of her and how happy I would be if I had a matching ring on my finger reminding me of who owns me whenever I look at it, a faint X being branded on my flesh whenever I, sadly, had to take it off.
I don't like to think about that kind of horrible outcome. Just like Alicefag, I hope that one day I will meet her and fall to my ass shocked from the revelation. It may not be all that possible if you want to keep it canon with her being a tragic rapunzel with dimension-hopping powers when you compare it to a poor and tragic madwoman stuck in her own head or even a telepathic girl with quite some dexterity with scissors and an unhealthy obsession with space niggers but I hope that one day you find more pleasure than pain from her. God knows I am quite familiar with longing for a love that never was.
If it somehow makes you feel better, my task right now is to amass a stupid amount of money and build a garden with dozens of statues depicting her image for her, to let it be known that this schizophrenic idiot has dedicated so much time and money towards a woman that never existed. Bet it would look ridiculous to normalfags who can't recognize love even if it is fisting their ass.
Every single goddamn statue will pour from their mouth.
Justin Campbell
ALSO, YES I CAN FUCKING SWIM. I CAN SWIM BETTER THAN YOU CAN JUMP A FUCKING WALL!
Landon Phillips
>>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
Yuri is a quite girl she does not need a lot of "excitement" to be satisfied.
>>What kind of coffee would your waifu/husbando order? If they're not a coffee person, what would they order instead? Would they order food/sweets as well?
Yuri is very much a tea person. She loves to drink a cup while reading a good book.
Congrads Merida fren, when did you learn to swim?
Isaac Nguyen
I feel flattered.
Welp. I feel like I can't add anything more than FAL THE BLACKS, BUSHWAR NOW. I want the little nigs to be free, but I also want the Boers to remember where they left their balls and go full Ben Garrison on the african goverment.
I am fairly aware that Rhodesia and SA are pretty fucking far from each other but I still want them to fight for their life instead of just being splattered like bugs on the ground.
Why jump a wall when you have a visa.
I renewed it some time ago, motherfucker.
Not like I have any use for it, though. But I saw the opportunity and took it.
>Congrads Merida fren, when did you learn to swim?
TOp fucking kek.
>Local news, a ginger-loving nigger is congratulated for learning how to do something that dogs can do from birth.
So, how did you do at your retailcuck job? Do you feell ike going postal?
Nathaniel Green
>Local news, a ginger-loving nigger is congratulated for learning how to do something that dogs can do from birth.
Dogs can walk from birth but it takes humans two years to learn that.
>So, how did you do at your retailcuck job? Do you feell ike going postal?
Must be the other Yuri fag. I don't really have a job.
Bentley Walker
>Must be the other Yuri fag. I don't really have a job.
I was actually talking to the merinig, sorry.
Were you the yurifag who wanted to learn how to program and was having problems with python?
How is it going?
Charles James
>Congrads Merida fren, when did you learn to swim?
I would've taken lessons in yer nan's snatch, but it's dry as all fuck. I had to settle for the swimming pool they make Urabespic's granny clean once a week.
>I am fairly aware that Rhodesia and SA are pretty fucking far from each other but I still want them to fight for their life instead of just being splattered like bugs on the ground.
Rhodesia and SA were actually pretty close, even during apartheid.
>Not like I have any use for it, though. But I saw the opportunity and took it.
Would you actually leave Mexico though? I thought you loved it despite everything.
>So, how did you do at your retailcuck job? Do you feell ike going postal?
It was okay. If I had to go postal I probably would have said so in another Jow Forums thread. I'm not fond of the grunt work but at least I'm not working in a fast food place or something equally demoralising.
Ethan Morris
>Were you the yurifag who wanted to learn how to program and was having problems with python?
Yeah I kinda procrasted on that but I will get to it. How are you doing also how are you doing Urabe poster?
Jason Jones
Does Yurifag cut with his waifu? Serious question?
Ayden Clark
>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
Right up her alley. I think she's more of a tea lass though.
> If they're not a coffee person, what would they order instead? Would they order food/sweets as well?
I don't think she'd get any sweets. She's pretty strict about her diet and health. Or maybe she'd get a little cake to cheat herself.
Well said. Lot's of blue-eyed angels here.
Never reply to me less you're spoken to first.
Michael Thomas
>Rhodesia and SA were actually pretty close
In terms of physical geography yes, but in terms of the form of governance and their relationship, not so much. Rhodesia was not an apartheid state; theoretically and in practice, blacks could attain voting rights and citizenship. In fact, many (relatively) blacks were in fact citizens. The professional Rhodesian military, up until the dissolution of Rhodesia, was made up of mostly blacks in enlisted ranks. The strange part about the dissolution of Rhodesia is that they were never assisted by the Afrikaners in a sizeable capacity and there were no more helped by the international community despite fighting forces that were both communist and funded by the USSR. A strange case indeed, one of the more interesting ones in IR history. That area in general is interesting. The revisionist history associated with it even moreso.
Ryder Torres
I will take grunt work away from any cocksucker that may talk to me instead of service any day of the week.
>rhodesia and SA
I meant it as in "they aren't the same fucking territory". Excuse me, I am not used to speaking with someone actually sentient or knowledgeable in anything other than footie or local gossip.
>Leaving this hellhole
Uhh...
I am a huge malinchist motherfucker, But Mexico is a small tank for a growing fish and I want to break every single fucking wall of this tank before moving somewhere else. I would love to enjoy a comfy life in rural Japan and take the train to Tokyo every once in a while or earn residency and enjoy the 2nd amendment to my heart's content in some flyover state. I am not actually quite versed in how it works but I have a clean record, no mouths to feed, a promising career and I can work remotely. It shouldn't be any issue as long as I don't try anything stupid.
I see videos of spics who moved to Japan and god fucking damn it isn't it beautiful. I have a scornful love-hate relationship with this country, that is true. But I also want to enjoy myself somewhere with a bit more freedom and be known as the friendly neighborhood eccentric foreigner.
Don't you ever wish that you could live somewhere else?
Don't procrastinate. Stop searching for "the best way to learn programming", "the best book for programming", "best practices for programming". You will get nowhere.
Grab a project and get to it. Learn how to use git, it saves lives. HG CAN SUCK MY COCK.
I am doing relatively fine, I have shittons of things to do and it is making me uneasy, but it will go away once I get to it.
hot af desu senpai.
too late.
Christian Clark
What is happening on this webm wtf
Mason Robinson
>Would your waifu/husbando enjoy a coffee shop date or would they rather something more exciting?
i think that would be one of his favorite places. you know those little coffee shops inside book stores? that's the ideal. sometimes i worry if i would look juvenile next to him because i really don't like coffee.
>What kind of coffee would your waifu/husbando order? If they're not a coffee person, what would they order instead? Would they order food/sweets as well?
i don't know a lot about coffee because i don't drink it. i think he usually just goes for black coffee out of ease and the need for caffeine, but i think he likes to get pumpkin flavored coffees when he's out enjoying himself.
Thomas Rodriguez
>too late.
Now you've done it.
>Japan
Have you any idea how racist those nips are. The moment your brown ass steps off that bullet train, you'll vanish without a trace, Juan. Just move to the US.
Juan Parker
I self harm sometimes but I don't cut
>Stop searching for "the best way to learn programming",
Spot on advice for some reason I tend to research the things I want to do more than I do them.
I am doing relatively fine, I have shittons of things to do and it is making me uneasy, but it will go away once I get to it.
I wish I did not know this feel,
A dream sequence with Urabe in it.
Joseph Peterson
Japanese hire foreign employees all the time. All you worrying over Urabefag's safety is damn adorable. It warms my heart to read it.
Luke Fisher
SA was sympathetic to Rhodesia but didn't recognize its independence. They were "allies" in the sense that they didn't hate each other.
>The professional Rhodesian military, up until the dissolution of Rhodesia, was made up of mostly blacks in enlisted ranks.
True, and that's a fact many people forget.
>The strange part about the dissolution of Rhodesia is that they were never assisted by the Afrikaners in a sizeable capacity and there were no more helped by the international community despite fighting forces that were both communist and funded by the USSR.
The US had a lot on its plate during the '60s and '70s: Cuba, Vietnam, Civil Rights and they had to deal with commies on their own soil as well. By the time Reagan was in power Rhodesia was no more.
>I will take grunt work away from any cocksucker that may talk to me instead of service any day of the week.
You lost me.
>Excuse me, I am not used to speaking with someone actually sentient or knowledgeable in anything other than footie or local gossip.
Me too.
>Don't you ever wish that you could live somewhere else?
There isn't a day I don't. Japan looks nice, but I don't want to stay in one place either. I wanna wander like a hero from a Western or a Kurosawa film.
Kevin Sullivan
"Getting over it" is just code for bootlicking normaltrash
Juan Gomez
>three hours ago
Get over it :^)
Austin Sullivan
>Have you any idea how racist those nips are. The moment your brown ass steps off that bullet train, you'll vanish without a trace, Juan. Just move to the US.
I am well aware of that. I will find a way to scuttle my way in and enjoy my time there.
>Just move to the US
Sounds like someone is already alerting ICE, NSA, FBI, CIA and every other Alphabet agency I don't feel like listing of my arrival. It wouldn't surprise me if I end up with 4 TSA fists up my asshole the moment I touch the airport because some "concerned citizen" tipped them off.
A lewd dream involving a really pushy Urabe.
>Spot on advice for some reason I tend to research the things I want to do more than I do them.
I fall into that very same pit. Stop it. Get to it and only research once it breaks.
I have learned more in 5 days of professional work than 5 months of reading and solo-practice.
>You lost me.
Oh come on. My english was fucky but I meant "I would rather work like a dog under the grueling sun than being caged in retail or some other servicecuck area"
>Me too.
My fellow shitskin.
>Wandering
And how are you going to finance it?
Nope. I look caucasoid but painted a light shade of shit AND A CARTEL FIREFIGHT BLEW MY SHINS OFF
I am the only brown-skinned twat in my new workplace, for fucks sake even the janitors are bearded white-men instead of the usual slave-caste granny jannitors. I feel so out of place it makes me feel sick.
He is really tsun
Mason Watson
>coffee date
i think she would enjoy something like that, some nice tea and a sandwich or something at a quiet place
but i think she'd also find it fun to look for new places to go and things to do
>order
she'd get tea and some semi-sweet cake or something like that.
Isaiah Long
>He won't go to war with the Feds.
>"I would rather work like a dog under the grueling sun than being caged in retail or some other servicecuck area"
I've been lifting shit for the entire day and it's not like I sit at a desk or anything. Like I said, it's pretty informal.
>My fellow shitskin.
I am a chocolate Adonis, thank you very much.
>And how are you going to finance it?
Good question. I'll let you know when I get the answer.
Nolan Wilson
>I love Kha'Zix so much!
FTFY
Sebastian Bailey
>again with this shit.
You already beat this horse to death at this point your pounding the wet flour.
Blake Russell
Like you want Kha'Zix to pound you?
Owen Butler
Different user at this point I think your the one who wants to get fucked by a bug.
Jacob Baker
>fixed
She doesn't love either of them, user. It's all fetish bullshit.
Adrian Powell
>It's all fetish bullshit.
Seems to be a running theme in this thread, doesn't it?
David Harris
I love my tiny hero!
Swimming is more fun than jumping anyhow.
Justin Martinez
What pill, /waifu/?
David Myers
No matter how many times I click "Unsubscribe" from this nonsense, it always manages to find it's way back to my address. Annoying. So annoying that I have to borrow my "second waifu" Vodka.
The good thing about the US is that; Atleast the media will PRETEND to care about some Schizo elf-lover murdering some presumed border-hopper. Come hither.
Ah shit. Here we go again.
Orange-Pill is Tulpafaggotry 2.0 therefore the only logical choice.
Yellow pill is more than enough. 365 days times 5 with your love. If one doesn't improve themself after all that time then you're a lost cause.
Red/Pink Pill is selfish yet ideal for a local r9k user. Though after death and leaving her here alone would suck, quite a bit.
I swear, this list is missing a few but for myself in the image you've posted? Yellow.
Carter Cox
Orange pill. A lot of people already treat their waifu as a tulpa or something so it's basically the same but not me, I don't, I don't want to cross that line. A ghost at least keeps them here without them suffering or anyone else dying.
Brody Allen
>Red Pill
Don't care about all those people, so its really not a huge price to pay to have Asuka with me. Alternatively, pink would be good because I'd die, so it either works or I'm not alive to ever figure it out.
Grey pill wouldn't be that bad either...
Andrew Diaz
Redpill me on tulpas, how can I make Asuka a permanent schizo hallucination?
Luke Wood
>FLORIDA MAN IN LOVE WITH A JAPANESE CARTOON ELF MURDERS MEXICAN IMMIGRANT
Owen Diaz
I'd go down in history as Florida-Man meme. I see no downsides.
Gabriel Nelson
Why would I redpill you on tulpas? I just said I don't want to cross that line despite the orange pill being semi close unfortunately.
But if you want to do that, that's you and I won't judge. Just talk to yourself as if she's there all the time.
Justin Murphy
i've been holding on answering this for a while because my answer sounded uncharacteristically cynical. it doesn't matter what anyone "deserves" in this world. the only reason anyone in this world has gotten what they deserve is through human's warped of "justice" or because some individual took it upon themselves to right what was wrong with the world.
it doesn't matter what we deserve.
none of them. if i can't be with him in his world, what's the point of it? why should i selfishly drag him into mine?s
Camden Mitchell
>Redpill me on tulpas
Very well. Though, I'm not the person you're replying to.
Imagine talking to yourself so much that you start eluding yourself away from the real world. Imagine acquiring a "second" conscious created entirely by yourself. Finally, imgaine dealing with all of that. I've tried it myself but after I've heard the "second conscious" when trying to fall asleep, I dropped all practice. It was far too spooky for me. However, I hear most are able to improve themselves in many ways because of it.
Jack Howard
>Imagine talking to yourself so much that you start eluding yourself away from the real world.
I ramble to myself enough I could probably do this easily.
>Imagine acquiring a "second" conscious created entirely by yourself
Sounds metal as fuck.
>Finally, imgaine dealing with all of that
I mean, it doesn't sound hard as long as you can get a handle on it, like its not constantly bugging you. Even if it is, it would really help with loneliness. The real question is how do I go about doing this.
Matthew Foster
Lots of rain today.
glorious
>Yellow
It would be horribly tragic to bring her into the world with such a short life. We could make the most of it, but she'd hate to rush our relationship, and her life, so much.
>Green
I don't want her to suffer like that.
>Blue
The safest one, I wouldn't mind taking it, even if I don't care much for merch.
>Orange
She wouldn't like being unable to interact with the world. Even with me around, I'm afraid of her feeling so distant and alone.
>Red
I doubt she'd forgive me if she knew, and I don't know how I feel about doing something like that.
>Pink
Maybe. But definitely not now.
>Grey
No. She's the best at being herself, her identity belongs to her.
>Black
No.
blue it is then
Elijah Edwards
You wouldn't dare hurt a friend
I am just fucking with ya
>second waifu
u fkn wat, m8?
What is so fun about getting wasted every single goddamn night, anyway?
This is a question for every drunken waifufag out there:
Do you really hate consciousness enough to wave it goodbye every night while you are still awake?
I mean, even if I don't manage to loosen up my judgement when drunk and the only effect is losing perfect control of my body, I feel a tad bit more "inspired" to think about her and mope to my heart's content as I pester some people with my stupid drunken rants but I want to listen to some other waifufag's reasons to get wasted every chance they have.
Why?