Sit down for your blind date

>Sit down for your blind date
>See this
Wat do?

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ask how big her cock is

>Sit down for your blind date
>See this
Is that Contra?

I don't think blind dates are still a thing, mist girls get sex on demand using tinder. I don't think a woman would even seat near me, since I'm an ugly fuck. Despite all this I think she's just going to get up and walk away.

>"S-Sorry, wrong table"
>go to bathroom
>leave thourgh bathroom window

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Start masturbating then and there

Turn 360 degrees and walk the fuck away
>tranny
>eceleb
No thank you

Doggy style. She will like it. You will like it.

Just fucking leave cause she is ugly as fuck

Continue as planned.
Origigak

She looks about as disgusted by me as I'd expect. Would still try and chat with her tho

I honestly wouldn't even notice she is trans at this point

>she is trans
I didnt even notice and I'm not sure how you did, but I believe you

>those linebacker shoulders
>those fucking hands
be careful out there anons. you might fall into a trap

its an eceleb
and a tranny

Normally I can tell cause the face is a dead giveaway, this one got past me
Who even is it? What do they do?

NNNOOOOOP COMMUNISM DOESNT WORK AND CUTTING OFF YOUR DICK DOESNT MAKE YOU A GIRL!!!!

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probably start spouting Jow Forums tier shit to see what its reaction would be

call him a transtrender and a traitor to the lgbt community and tell him to have fun killing himself in dysphoric justice when he realizes hes stuck with a feminized body when hes really a gay man in denial.

i'd fuck his ass, yeah, I'm that desperate desu, nohomo

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She still has a dick

>get very quiet
>leave the table to "use the bathroom"

turning 360 degrees leaves you in the initial position, next time say 180 degrees

you are a newfag
oregano

>blind date
>see this
????

oops, i must have the wrong table

*power walk out of the restaurant*

It's a meme you fucking newfag

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Red lip stick is so fucking ugly

Try to say: Those communist you worship would throw you into a psychiatric hospital and play electroshock therapy with you

hoop earrings means she fucks niggers

Yeah it was a joke... sure

Leave, since I'm not blind.

I didn't agree to a blind date with a horse

Contrapoints muh nigga, what's up?

Sure looks like Nick.

>she
I got some news for you user...

contrapoints, they make sjw videos on youtube

it's not news, buddy

she wants to be called she, I call her she

Trust me, it's a lot more obvious when she isn't in control of the photo.

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what's the word for a girl who looks like a tranny but isn't?

It's called Nyannyancosplay

scream and ask for a photo and talk shit about Jow Forums

>she
>has a dick

Pick one user

What the fuck does this have to do with communism? Stop false flagging you dumb mutt.

Based hontra points posting lmao.

why are some of u so eager to point this out?
she feels like a woman and that's it, u like her genitalia or not
i know is not a biological term or whatsoever but why wont you let them be?

If I feel like a dog
does that make me a dog, no it makes me a deluded man.

A man cannot be a woman

thst's the dumbest argument, its not worth the discussion.

also, that's not gonna stop them fight for their recognition and rights cause they are humans so you will have to step out that box eventually
oh, or maybe you're like 60, sorry sir

>that's not gonna stop them fight for their recognition and rights
What rights? Rights to have retarded delusions? Those people belong in the asylum.

>"So tell me. Why should I hire you?"

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>hontrapoints
FFS did almost nothing

I would cosplay as a dog and start rambling about the wonders of marxism-lennism. It would probably be extremely uncomfortable for every other person on the restaurant, but also really hilarious

I'd become gay for her girl dick.

"We gonna fuck or what!?" srs