MAKE one law robots

MAKE one law robots
One law that you think will make the world a better place or just a law that is useful for you

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All attractive women must sit on my face

Government-funded GFs for every male over 20.

Abort male fetuses.

murder becomes legal

being sad is forbidden. there. i fixed all of you, you fucking sacks of shit.

lege

either replace income tax with an emissions tax, or adopt a ledger economy for carbon you know homies

I hope that if something like this happened I'd slap her fuckin hand away
Sexuality is probably the greatest factor to why humans are so disgusting

All females must let me tickle them.

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all men must have sex before the age of 25, or they will be forced to see a prostitute.

Inelastic goods cannot be commodified.

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legal euthanasia, give people a humane way out

all cute boys and girls must be diapered at all times. There, I've done it. The world has been improved immeasurably.

Normalization of polygamy gives every chad a harem, whilst you continue to have nothing.

Freedom of association law. Basically, you can choose who you want to associate yourself with based on any criteria. Do you own a buisness and not like a certain ethinc/religious/political group? You can refuse service legally.

How did you fix anything you retard? I am illegally sad now.

Free euthanasia for depressed people

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LMAOOOOOO ur gud tho

UR GUD

Women who ghost should be sentenced to death.

my point, you fucking nigger

Everyone has to practice metta meditation

those who are actually pure of heart get limited admin powers

hang any retard that posts wojaks

All these poor men will have to go to therapy now.
This is why we need masculism.

Is this jellyfish a wojak?

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Do we mean like a human law which will be enforced by the cops or a natural law that'll be enforced by the universe?

>hang any retard that posts wojaks
You have been muted for 2 seconds

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I call it the Freedom of Self-Determination Act
>You and only you retain sole ownership of yourself as a person/human being, your family as a group is assumed to be under your ownership
>No person, group, organization, or entity can force you to do anything against your will, provided you have not committed a crime
>A crime is defined as any willful action that directly causes harm, infringes the natural rights of, or steals property from another person/human being by force, intimidation or coercion, essentially all crimes require a victim to be considered a crime
>punishment for crime shall be proportionate to the offense with 2 options for atonement: if found (irrefutably) guilty, the accused can either pay a fine to the accusing party or the accusing party can enact proportionate physical punishment (you hit someone they can sue you or punch you back, a punch for a punch, monitored by no less than 5 unrelated people)
>jails are reserved for major crimes (rape, murder, kidnapping, etc) if found irrefutably guilty and focused more on rehab and less on punishment, to prevent radicalization (2x offenders get severely beaten and THEN jailed, 3x is life imprisonment with hard labor, in the case of forcible rape (any gender)the rapist's genitalia will be shortened by 25%(females get surgically plugged so all they can do is pee), any concurrent offenses receive death penalty)
>It is perfectly legal to own any method/means of self-defense that one sees fit, if you can build it you can shoot it (property destruction is a crime under theft, if you blow up someone's house be prepared to move out of yours)
>All business requires no state-level license or regulations (other than the aforementioned statutes), vendors are free to accept any form of currency they choose locally, but gold and silver are the standard for inter-community trading, closest thing to a "license" is a track record of satisfied customers, only non-medical service industries can refuse service to anyone

People should have to pass a competency exam before being allowed to procreate.

just bring back segregation until we all learn how to fucking act around different races

we were clearly not ready for that yet

The only good law in this thread.

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Make car insurance not compulsory, but be more strict in banning unsafe drivers.

I have never had an accident but am paying out of my ass, money I wasted could have helped me out of like 5 car accidents.

All male virgins older than 17 should be euthanized. Hookers don't count.

No prisons. Only death penalty.

>eugenics to make people dumber
holy shit

Make women second class citizens again

I am exempt from all laws domestic and international and any punishments i may incur by breaking them.

not even to do sinister shit, just quit my job, live rent free, steal whatever I want/need, eat shit right off the grocery store shelves if I get hungry, etc.

>One law that you think will make the world a better place or just a law that is useful for you
$1000/month UBI but only to khv's

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Free transitioning for all transgender people with unregulated hormones

that would be a tremendous waste of tax dollars

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Anyone who manages to be a virgin at 18 is a retard. This makes people safer, and smarter.

It should be a criminal offense to prevent your child from being vaccinated since you're a detriment to everyone around you.

Would whind up being a underfunded program necessitating multiple people being assigned the same gf.

>teenage pregnancy makes you smart
you literally can't get and dumber

Most sex doesn't end in pregnancy, incel.

incels are all exterminated

>it can't happen to me
kek brainlet

>make ONE law

Men are given precedence over women in law. There, everything fixed.

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People below 110 IQ and low income are not allowed to have kids

Decriminalize prostitution, easy.

>i'm a 24 year old """MRA"""

He's actually right. Men having no power destroys family units because women see no reason to stay

Plot twist: Even with no stupid people, poor people will still exist.

Somebody has to be the janitor you know.

>i have no life experience but I know one secret trick that the mainstream doesn't want you to know that will fix EVERYTHING and basically you're a fucking idiot. Click here to find out more!

this user actually just saved us all.
>t. triggered tranny
dont worry my friend you will never be a female.

The police should require physical evidence or confession in order to enforce a fine. No more of this bullshit you have been falsely accused of a civil misconduct, but the police don't need any proof to steal $500 from you because you aren't accused for a crime, and the standards of evidence only apply to crimes. It would be better to raise taxes a little, and everyone can pay an extra few dollars, instead of singling people out this way for money. Also stop wasting money on unnecessary bullshit like dodge chargers for patrol cars, and require traffic patrol cars to be marked. There are a lot of people who live paycheck to paycheck and would be ruined with a sudden expense like this. Luckly I wasn't but it's still robbery.

>thinks men and women are equal
Looks like you won't cut it with those anons who want to kill stupid people

bounty hunting completely becomes legal, as well as open carry and all of its subsidiaries

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The bottom 90% of the population as determined by a tripartite test of physical fitness, mental aptitude, and aesthetic beauty shall be farmed and harvested for meat to feed the top 10%.

>that webm
SHIT I WISH I COULD DO BUT AM TOO FAT AND UGLY AND INSECURE TO PULL OFF, FUCK

Just exactly that, but with men's asses too if I can't walk in front. Just a nice, flattering friendly clothed grope and walk away so he feels wanted like the way men think catcalling is supposed to make women feel, if that makes sense.

But then they'd be able to literally ghost you from beyond the grave
oooooooo

Divorce, masturbation, sex outside of marriage is banned. Offset by government run institutions that help kids find suitable partners, and help married people solve marital problems

>get btfo
>his mind immediately goes to trannies
Got something to tell us user?

Men and women being un/equal has nothing to do with the justice system. In some cases it is more beneficial to punish males harsher than women or to grant custody to women. Sorry bro

Public displays of affection are now punishable by a clubbing and a fine.
Punish the sex-havers!

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If men had control there would be no divorces. Women would be forced to be submissive as it should be.

A real man doesn't need a law to make a woman willingly submit to him. You'd end up in a marriage where your wife rode your neighbours cock and slept in a different bed.

Yes. Cheating is what you get when it's illegal to punish your wife's disrespectful behavior.

Works with this
Just get detained for being sad and get a free eutanasia

Imagine you were a woman and got force married to some ugly incel dweeb who only cares about watching cartoons. Would you be able to develop respect for him?

Emotions are punishable by death.
It would be a utopia for us autists.

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Forced marriage isn't something I agree with. Women just shouldn't be allowed to vote, and it should be legal to hit them.

Honestly? Raise taxes every year on properties held by companies or individuals that are clearly owned as an investment/speculation.
Think something like after the 6th property for an individual or the 20th for an investment fund. Get someone who knows what they're doing to draft numbers and loophole prevention measures that make sense.
I want to leave my parents' place already and I can't afford jack shit on my wage.

All current depression medications are outlawed and the only treatment allowed is a lifelong prescription for powerful opiates.

>you walk outside (it's a fantasy bro don't start freaking out)
>right outside your front door a group of cultural immigrants of peace are beating and raping your oneitis
>she's pleading with you to help her, to save her
>this is legal according to you and you can't stop them
Jenieiz

it's not fucked up that the soviets sent firefighters to their deaths in cherynobyl. that had to happen so that the entirety of russia didnt become literally fallout.

the fucked up part is how they managed to build a shit reactor and then have it managed by retards so it exploded

She also poses the wrong issue with the "coverage denial". it's not an insurance companies obligation to pay for their treatment, it's the duty of the united states. They are being failed by people in congress/senate not giving them funds. It doesnt have anything to do with capitalism but actually with the criminally negligent politicians who only care about their own interests and do neither what is right nor what is asked of them by their own constituents.

Well what did she do to make them so mad?

BAN THE LOTTERY
>Also obligatory I wish for more wishes

Since this is a serious answer I'd love to hear feedback.

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Be a white girl who wouldn't submit to the BBC because she loved her white bf

i don't think the lottery is bad. it is essentially a stupidity tax, which is a lot nicer than mass murder suggested elsewhere in the thread. if you personally have been harmed by the lottery, i advise you to improve your self control.

All females shall be considered the property of their legal male guardian or husband.
>blah blah blah provisions and such

Cute tomboy girls for everyone

Should have brought him with her

>he wants to be attached to his gf 24/7
>he doesn't live somewhere full of other whites that means his gf can walk around safely
The problem is you user

the one law
>don't allow one law robots to exist

but you said there are nonwhites where ever I live

>they break in peacefully by smashing the front window
>enter into bedroom
>they assault you savagely and throw your defeated body into the corner
>they now climb onto your bed and take turns on her pussy
What now?

I shoot him. Skeet skeet.

Fornicators are executed by impalement.

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>skeet skeet
Do you shoot semen onto the melanated men before, during or after they take your gf?

After I kill them

The partner with the highest income in a marriage must always win custody in a divorce. Any judge not upholding this law will, in addition, be fined no less than $500,000 and not exceeding $1,000,000, for each instance of custody.

Do you kill them before, during, or after they take your gf.

ban any help from the government

A 100% estate tax on all inheritance above $1 million, and a similar limit on gifts to avoid loopholes, with the proceeds going to health care, social programs, and domestic infrastructure.

You can no longer mistreat customer service workers, this includes fast food and security guards. Doing so carries a fine of up to five thousand dollars and or one year in prison.

I'm so tired of being cursed at and having to smile back.

Customer service workers must always smile, regardless of how they're treated. Any worker caught not smiling is fined five thousand dollars, with repeat offenders jailed for a year.

Jews can no longer own property

I hope God exists to throw you into a lake of sulfur at the end of your shallow and miserable existence user.
Working customer service has made me more hateful than ever before. Self righteous gay people, rich people, liberals, and boomers are the worst offenders.

>Assuming I'm the kind of person who plays the lottery
I'm trying to help the morons of the world a little, it's called humanity :(

If you ban the lottery, people with poor impulse control will just find something else to blow their money on. At least state lotteries provide a source of funding.