I want to fuck a fembot's throat
I want to fuck a fembot's throat
I want to bury my face between a fembot's asscheeks.
at least take me out to dinner first, user.
The good news is most are down for it.
Yellow bellied three toed skink
I want to hold a fembot and tell her she's beautiful
then fuck her brains out
then cuddle
First you have to get a job and move out of the basement OP
I want to shake his little hand.
He is well dressed isn't he?
>Who you callin yellow bellied?
>ywn be a fembot and receive male attention
He's looking sleek and sophisticated, like a palm-sized James Bond.
don't worry, I'd fuck your face too
Even if I'm ugly and super manly looking?
well if you shaved and I was a bit drunk then probably, unless you were really ugly or quite old or something
I'm in the process of laser hair removal so that shouldn't be a problem
I've never even touched a pp though so I might be not great at pleasing
>"Insects, shaken not stirred"
>I've never even touched
not even your own?
if you're doing laser hair removal you're probably trying to be at least kind of cute. Plus this isn't a blowjob, this is me fucking your face. All you need to do is try not to puke
I try not to these days, and to not really even think about it
I try, but I fail miserably.
>try not to puke
What the heck how big is it???
>how big is it
pretty big but not huge. Only one woman has ever been able to fit the whole thing in her mouth before, usually they end up choking
Oh, user. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.
Ok now I'm getting hot and bothered
Baby hutt
oh don't worry about it, I'll push it in slow at first. Seeing as you have no experience I might even let you use your tongue to play around with my foreskin a little, and get used to the taste before I really fuck your throat
>foreskin
are you saying you're uncut?
absolutely. Also I'm seriously starting to drip precum now, I tend to make a lot of it
The smile was already there user. I was just the sculptor that needed to chisel it out.
I tend to salivate a lot just thinking about cock, so actually having one right in front of me is going to be even more drastic. Hopefully you like it messy
I want it as messy as possible. I want to see your saliva dripping down your chin, and on my balls
And just where are you going to finish? Straight down my throat? In my mouth, so you can watch me play with it? All over my face for maximum messiness?
I think it'll have to be down your throat, I'm sure you'll get plenty of the taste when I finally pull my dick out of your throat though. I'll wipe it off on your face after, for the messiness
And what are we going to do afterwards? You won't just leave me, will you?
we'll cuddle, of course. You'll need some time to catch your breath, and that's best done in my bed, with me holding you
You're just making all my dreams come true, you know that?
I certainly hope so. Anyway, once we get bored of just cuddling you can get some good practice with a dick in using your mouth and hands. It'll probably still taste like my cum, too
You're going to get me addicted at that rate.
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I don't, sorry. I'd love for you to get addicted though, perhaps you'd enjoy spending time under my desk, playing with my dick all day
I'll be under there so often it'll be my own little home. I've got years and years of cocklust built up that I need to work on fulfilling. I just hope I don't mess you up on whatever you're doing at your desk.
oh you won't mess anything up. I could use a good mouth under my desk to keep my cock wet, not needing to take breaks to masturbate should help my focus
Would it be okay if we used a different hole sometimes?
were you thinking of any other hole in particular, hmm?
Well... my... butt, ideally... Though you might have to be gentle, I can't handle much
that sounds good to me. With enough practice I think you'll be able to handle more, and I'll give you enough practice. Perhaps if your mouth gets tired under my desk, you can come up and sit on my lap for a while
get a kik chat you two faggots
Oh no, sitting right up like that is the position that's most sensitive/intense for me.
But it's more fun when others watch
I hope it's the most sensitive position for you. I want to sit you on my lap and squeeze you down on my cock until you squeak
I've been told I'm one of the loudest people during lewd times, so I'll probably be doing more than just little squeaks
I hope so, I like an enthusiastic response. I want you to moan and squeal
I just came to this. Thanks faggot.
It's more along the lines of straight up screaming sometimes, is that okay?
I hope it was a good one
haha that's okay too, if it's too much perhaps I'll have to smother your mouth with my hand though, I hope you don't mind
hmph, you're supposed to smother it with kisses
trust me, that comes later. Or perhaps my mouth would be enough to quiet yours down
how does it feel e-fucking a fat disgusting whore
keked and checkd
I want to fuck all the holes of a fembot
Throat fucking hurts for days, most women are not down for it.
nono you're supposed to say how does if feel fucking a tranny iregonally