Why are you sad, Jow Forums?
I will try to help you or give advice.
Why are you sad, Jow Forums?
I will try to help you or give advice.
go away reddit
you are not welcome here
fuck off
seriously leave
I don't use that website, I only want to help you.
i have very few friends, i'm insecure about my looks and skills, i'm unsure about the future and i don't have a girlfriend, thanks in advance
Because I'm a terrible person and will always be alone until the day that I an hero
Hello mario-sofa-posting here, I just wanna a gf too sit next to me on the sofa
How old are you, and where do you tend to meet people? (School, work, internet, etc.) As for skills, you just need to find something you want to learn and practice it until you're compotent. As for your appearance, do you have good hygeine? Do you wear clean clothes that for you?
I am an unironic racist and have many negative thoughts so I decided to do advocacy work for disabled people and volunteer at animal shelters. There is good for us!
Where do I start
>23
>never had a job
>never learned to drive
>wasted every year after high school with meaningless college classes that went no where or just being a neet
>still live with my mom in the middle of nowhere
>no friends
>want to become a writer but a combination of being lazy and having no confidence in my abilities is keeping me from doing any writing
>been trying to get a job for months so I can have a slim chance at getting out and moving on with my life but literally no one will hire me
>probably several other minor things I cant think of at the moment but I cant be bothered to list them all
im sad cause i might not do it right and i might asphyxiate for minutes
any advice on how to hang myself properly?
21. All my friends are from high school, I never managed to make new friends after that I talk to some people in college but none of them are actually my friends. I already have skills I practice everyday, but I don't feel like I'm good enough, while I see a bunch of younger people that are way better than me and being way more successful. I have good higiene and clean clothes, I'm insecure about my face not my hygiene.
Apply to every beginner level job in your area, mcdonalds, burgerking, walmart, etc. Volunteer at places in your community like libraries or animal shelters. The volunteering you can put on your resume, and will show potential bosses that you are active and involved. Also im 29, and still don't have my drivers license or permit, that's what I'm working on. At 23, there is still hope
Reach out and get help. Offing yourself is a permanent solution to temporary problems and sends ripples of despair and sadness through your family, friends, and peers
> 20 years old
> 10 years diagnosed MDD
> kissless virgin
> ugly with baby face
> no confidence
> no self esteem
> have been alone for all my life
> haven't had a single friend in 5 years
> don't have a car
> the only good thing about me is my job and that isn't enough to make me happy
> social anxiety
> due to all of the above, I have never once asked out a girl and have no intention of doing so
what is there to not be sad about? please don't give me that 'you're so young!' shit. I've heard it for the past 10 years and I'm sure I'll feel that way for another 10. Won't be so young then.
Because I'm a short loser with no fashion sense and no friends. I have no motivation. I have no interesting hobbys. People like me but I don't like them. Every time I've ever dated or started talking to a girl I fuck it up with my insecurities. I have weird fetishes. I am unreliable, undisciplined, and just an overall fucking retard. I'm never gonna progress because I can't ever get out of my own head. Just kill me.
>sends ripples of despair and sadness through
> your family
My mom kicked me out of the house when I was 19
> your friends
I have no friends
> your peers
I only have colleagues and they would not give a shit
Find a club in college that you like and join it, socialize there. What skills are you referring to?
I'm sad because I wanted Verizon Fios, but they're not available in my location
I'm fat and ugly and cannot cope with that. All I've ever wanted to be was attractive, and I don't think I ever really will be. I like working out though, maybe that'll be my saving grace?
I'm a massive giant ogre of a man and I just want to be a cute girl
just need someone to talk to me
Armageddon is coming soon and I don't have time to buy enough gun powder, also gotta learn how to gut animals before it's too late. My body is sore as fuck from cross fit this past month. I can run a 7:30 mile now so the police can't catch me when martial law comes. Everything else is covered, I'm now able to hunt, forage, lay traps, make soap from fire ash. Got my flint and steel and fishing rods.
However, if for some reason there is a catastrophe that kills most of wildlife/plants I'm totally fucked. It's only a matter of time til the earthquakes out west cause Yellowstone to erupt, and after that happens I'm going to have go nomad.
I post about this but every time I do people laugh and don't say anything.
>GF slept with my landlord and got me evicted
>Got fired soon after
>Became homeless
>Hitchhiked to mommy's house
>Neet for 2 years
I have a low iq and cant keep many variables in my mind at the same time I hate being stupid
>permanent solution
sounds awesome
>temporary problems
i've had them for my entire life, the only temporary thing about them is that they'll be over when im dead, and that wioll eventually happen anyway so im speeding it up
I don't know what MDD is but I'm assuming it's something related to mental health. Do you see a therapist or take medication?
>Kissless virgin
Literally nobody on the planet cares other than you, it's not a big deal, especially at 20 (yes you're still very young. Take advantage of it)
>baby face
Facial hair
>Confidence/self esteem
Try some of all of the following
-Lifting weights/exercise (produces feel good chemicals, as well as losing weight)
-eating clean, homemade meals (eating garbage +fast food not only makes you gain weight but kills your gut flora and makes you feel like shit
-Walk a little everyday, even 5 mins
-fake confidence until it turns into real confidence (this actually works)
I've been talking to women much more than I have ever done in the past. I'm confident again
I'm myself again. And I love talking to women
Only problem. I may be a little to comfortable. I'm not afraid of calling her on her shit and saying it how it is. I spent like 2 hours last night with this chunky Mexican chick. Damn..I need to slow down though
I think I'm way to comfortable because I may be coming off as a very masculine man and ready to fuck at any moment. I think thats not good
Well its a good thing you know you are stupid. All you need to do now is know what you dont know.
> Literally nobody on the planet cares other than you
Maybe so, still is a reason to be sad considering we're social creatures in the end.
> Facial hair
I don't get facial hair.
> Lifting weights/exercise
I do both of these. Does nothing to improve my self confidence.
> Walk a little everyday
I did this for like a year but it did nothing for me and I don't see how it would improve my confidence.
> Fake confidence
Yeah, never heard this one ago. Doesn't work.
>No friends
Do you try going out of your comfort zone and meeting people with similar interests or hobbies?
>no motivation
Force yourself to do a little bit of excercise every day, even if it's just a little bit of walking, also eat better. This will quickly change.
> no interesting hobbys
What all have you tried? Try new things, you'll be amazed at what you find you enjoy. This sounds like a generic response but I'm serious as I was in the same bout (Hobbies were only anime/vidya/internet) Now I do mushroom hunting, bird watching, fishing, and pyrography.
>People like me but I don't like them.
Are you just jaded and bitter or do you have a personality disorder?
>I have weird fetishes.
So does everybody. Literally only issue is if you are into children and intend on acting on it.
Are you still here op I need help.
Can't make it 2 hours without a strong drink.
>I did this for like a year but it did nothing for me and I don't see how it would improve my confidence.
What exactly do you want for your life? What is your vision?
If you're trans, start seeing a therapist. If you're not trans but still have those kinds of feelings/thoughts, try doing roleplay online to fill them?
>Preppers
Also there are tons of guides online to help you gut/skin animals
Teach yourself new things. Download math/science/history textbooks and read them in your spare time
I have large pores on my cheeks. It upsets me
I appreciate you responding. I will take your advice on the eating and working out. Ive wondered if I have a personality disorder for a while now. Been this way since I can remember.
> What exactly do you want for your life? What is your vision?
To be happy. MDD means Major Depressive Disorder. Nothing brings me pleasure or joy and it's not because I'm not trying hard enough to improve myself, it's a chronic illness.
I am here!
>I may be coming off as a very masculine man and ready to fuck at any moment.
That sounds like a good thing to me, maybe cool it down just a little bit so you don't intimidate them?
Volunteer in your community, apply to every job in your area, and follow up on them.
If you enjoy working out, in 1-2 years time you will be a chiseled adonis.
I've been going for over a year and a half and have been HRT for about as long as well and it doesn't help because I'm still a giant fucking ogre man.
Well I have been wanting to meet a guy to have sex with and I can't stop thinking about having sex with a guy. What should I do?
>What skills are you referring to?
drawing and making music
>Find a club in college that you like and join it, socialize there
i've tried this, although I've managed to talk to some people, they never became close friends, just that classmate that sometimes talks to me when we see each other. Also telling someone to joint a club with the intent of making friends instead of doing what the club is for is a terrible advice and you will piss of people that are there because they actually want
would you wanna exchange some writing for critique?
fucking kill yourself. You sound like a tard and never achieved anything in your life, at 23 i was running an association, had a job, a GF and was a respected figure in multiple circles.
You fat fucking fuck.
I don't see what the problem is as long as you know the person you want to fuck. (Assuming you're gay) If you're female, I'd take a bit more caution.
Visit a therapist if you're not already, and have your psychiatric doctor or general doctor try different medicines
It's impossible to shrink, although if you are large in weight, you can definitely slim down. I'm not an expert on trans stuff but I know there are infographics with information on what exercises to tone your legs, work your ass and what to eat so you stay soft and have shiny skin etc.
nice list of excuses, what kind of stupid ass excuse do you have to still be alive you breathing disappointment?
>I don't see what the problem is as long as you know the person you want to fuck. (Assuming you're gay) If you're female, I'd take a bit more caution.
I'm a guy and gay. How should I go about meeting another guy?
Therapy/antideppresants maybe?
My breathing disappointment self gets paid six figures :*)
Be advised I'm not gay but I am assuming this is how it works:
-Install Grindr and tinder
-Go to gay bars or any gay meeting place
I am under the impression that gay men fuck like rabbits so even if you are fat/ugly, you should have 0 issue finding cock. Good luck
Thanks for the concern but if she would be intimated by me. She wouldn't be laughing at my jokes and trying to hang out with me.
Fuck off with the negative vibes.
You're the one that said it's a problem in the first place you absolute fucking hambrain.
relationship isn't working out, still have like 6 months of long distance left. might break up w/ her desu
Because I'm way to comfortable. That cant be good. The girls are probably thinking
Jesus. Look at this player!
Just cheat on her dumbass. Win-win. At least for you lol.
>implying she isn't already cheating
You're not very bright, are you?
Shut the fuck up retard. He didn't specify. Its not up to me to be aware of unspoken knowledge. Its up to him to present the whole story.
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My problem is that everybody is a complete and utter dumbass. Seriously fuck people. Including everyone on this site. The sad part is, I like the people here more than anywhere else.
I'm an alcoholic, that can't go 2 hours without a drink
i'm lonely and don't know how to talk to anyone
I just realized I missed you I'm sorry. I have no advice other than trying AA, therapy, or quitting cold turkey by throwing all your booze away. Sorry
All girls cheat dumbass user
I'm sorry that you have convinced yourself of that. But you're welcome to join us in reality at anytime.
im not depressed or anything i just have become so passive in my life and everything i do that i dont really care what happens and life is boring. which makes me sad
Nice bait well but stupidly bad written
Society sucks and i wanna reform it entirely or i want to let the waves take me and die
I want to be an artist but I don't make any art ever. Instead I spend all my time playing video games or lurking.
Is there any way to grow an imagination?
I can't seem to feel real intimacy towards anyone. I'm a virgin at 21, but I go on dates and such so that's not my problem. It's that I can't feel anything for anyone I date. I'm sexually attracted, but that's it. I've always been very romantic, believed in true love and all that, but I'm depressed now that I realize I've never actually felt that way towards anyone.
If I've jerked off in the last 12 hours I don't even think about women. I had a gf in college that I thought I loved, then she gave me a handjob and immediately after I realized it was all lust, I didn't love her at all. I waited a couple weeks, but I still felt the same way, there was no romantic feeling at all. Anyone relate?
Goddamn imagine if you were a beautiful 8+/10 white girl and you decided to actually like Asian guys. Like wtf hahah
There is literally no advice you can give to make people happier. Fuck off already.
I'm happy. Finally fixed my grades, been on a diet and going to the gym without any cheat days for a month and 16 days now. Fixed my acne after finally getting my ass to go the doctor. Feels so god damn good, I guess we all really do make it huh?