Robot friendmaking thread

peko#6988 I'm searching for friends to have on discord. Preferably female because most of my closest ones were. My last best friend was like a big sister to me but they are gone. And I just want that void to be filled by making new friends. I don't have much to say about myself other than I'm a weeb who likes listening to city pop and stuff like fpm. It feels like I have a stabbing pain in me all the time along with chills throughout my body. My therapist said it's just anxiety mixed in with the feelings of trauma. And that'd I'd recover in a few years at least.

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>preferably female because most of my closest ones were

Yeah right user, not like you're prowling for a chance at a plunge in the clunge, you thirsty faggot

Please don't project your thirstiness onto me thanks

are you a femanon or no?

msg me fembot w no friends

acacia#6473

No Im not a femanon

Lmao what are you a tree?! How old are you

Bump
One person added me but they cancelled the request. My internet went out so I wasn't fast enough to accept it.

I want to add you but I'm kinda scared. I really like that you used kumiko tho, she is so adorable. I'm a maleoid anyway.

Um, what are you scared of user?

not sure. I'm gonna add op anyway.

We're a small server with good people in it.
If you're looking for a friend, we're the place for you.
I will do my best to comfort you if you are sad.
/Rg5vEG
Safe travels, friend.

All friendships end in ghosting or boredom anyway

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>be male robot
>add some other male robots from the last friend making thread
>try to make conversations and hang out
>all of them don't even reply after a while
People in this board are shitty, guys are only in to find an e-gf, and the girls are only in to get more orbiters, literally nobody wanna hang out just for the fuck of it.
Fuck you niggers.

I'm a female but I want to make some friends that would act like they would do with any other male friend.

then don't state your gender retard

I could do this but it's hard when you ignore me for days to talk with your other orbiters like my male friends don't.

But I want friends that I can voice chat or play vidya while talking.

Be friends with gay or asexual guys then

practice a male voice or play with married 30yos or fags, you're asking for the impossible

idk if anyone would want to be my friend
>20s
>male
>eu
>like to play vidya, mostly DOTA and WoW
> but I don't mind doing other stuff like watching tv shows, movies or playing other games. as long as i'm enjoying the time spent idc what I do
>I do have aspergers and anxiety though, so I might get slightly annoying if ignored (I'll think I've done something wrong and make it this whole big thing in my head)
>looking for genuine friendship, to just talk and play video games with people but also to share about ourselves and make real friendship
>also learning a language so + if you're from Sweden

Unless you voicechat, righttt?

you sound nice and I'm a swede, post your tag

>giving people on Jow Forums your discord
I can't imagine anything more unpleasant.

it's an anonymous platform user, are you ok?

Not sure what you mean by unpleasant but ok

If you play FF XIV on Crystal and aren't set on killing all men or women because Stacy or Chad rejected you then add me for some chat and playing. I'm 21 male and if you're not too autistic be my friend because I need new ones since I only have a single friend. marisgard#8643

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I'm never ok.

Looking for friends
Misuzu#8062

im too scared to use voicechat

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222#7615
I'm a 19 year old programmer residing in Eastern Europe on the run from the FBI and CIA. I run a website and browse image boards. The police constantly gang stalk me

What are your interests? Maybe they just didn't have anything to talk to you about.

>Misuzu#8062
Doesn't work

Horribly messed up the digits
Misuzu#0360

>Misuzu#0360
Still not working

the fact that you aren't willing to be friends with males tells me you are a creepy loser and i wouldn't want to talk to you

>literally nobody wanna hang out just for the fuck of it.
imagine not wanting to hang out with someone so angry and blaming everyone else for being at fault

I never said that but ok. You're just as creepy for larping as a girl in my thread too.

>I never said that but ok.
the way you word things tells a lot about your true intentions, even if you think it doesn't show, you have bad communication skills and you need to practise talking to boys and girls, not just focussing on one gender because you're scared of the other

>You're just as creepy for larping as a girl in my thread too.
i'm a guy, so no

I honestly don't care of what you have to say, go away

Be ugly and send pictures, unless you got a super thirsty faggot and/or a desperate 40 year old, they'll either ghost you or treat you like any other male friend.

and that's why you're so lonely and unable to make friends, you can blame everyone else as much as you want, but until you become self aware of the self abuse you are doing to yourself, you will forever struggle to communicate with people.

I'm not even sure what you're talking about at this point. You lost me my guy

you can go back and read it
but we both know you won't because it's easier for you to pretend

Im a femanon and ill be your friend whats your discord

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>but we both know you won't
Pretty much, you come off as a schizo

Oh cool a Berserk fan. I don't mind if you're a larper fren. My discord is in the OP

Reminder you will never be as beautiful as Griffith.

All Griffith posters are beautiful on the inside

tfw no mind-broken Casca gf

Any friends near Luxembourg?

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Unironically call myself Femto lmao

Berserk is my all time fav. I love a shit ton of vidya like Mount & Blade. Hmu if you need a co-op buddy.
Femto@0247

Oh well. I think only larpers have added me. Some with voice changers. That's r9k for you. Hope you guys managed to find friends though
bumping this guy's post

Femanon here that is not very interesting to talk to but tries her best, understands that some days things are hard, wishes you a good day, encourages you to be a better person and sends you cute silly pics and maybe some japanese fusion jazz. Who wanna try to be frens

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Where in Eastern Europe do you live? just curious

Never even knew M&B had a co-op mode. What else do you play?
Added

Fusion Jazz is great, if you want to share music my tag is here

Thanks for the bump, friendly user!

Weeb shit, vidya and music, please dont ghost me JFar-Z #4093

That code doesn't workkkk senpai

Checkem

I pretty much like the same stuff
Heavy into anime/Jap Rock stuff but I occasionally tap into that Jazz

My user name is posted up there in spoilers. Its the femto one

looking for gaymer teammates, and talking to

intrahit59@6387

cute stuff, music, anime, random stuff
Mint#7640

Lots of rpgs/jrpgs
Currently playing Borderlands 2 and Trails of Steel

Why are you on the run user?

Sorry, I forgot the star JFar-Z #4093

Yea you're gonna get a lot of females here buddy.

It's almost impossible to make a friend from r9k, i tried a bit a long time ago and have kept my open since and i made one (1) friend for a decent amount of time.

maybe im just shit at making friends

I'm sure it's just that schizophrenic paranoid guy who makes the gangstalking threads randomly

I'd add some of you guys but I'm not that active of a talker anyway. Last person I added from here bombarded me with their interests and would send me youtube videos they were watching all the time. If you're okay with somebody not being willing to talk all that regularly I'll add you. I like to think I can give some sound advice too.

Anxiety Vampire#2396
Add for animals and mental illness

I'd play vidya with you but I feel guilt hanging out with other girls, I have a fiance and it just seems weird.

How to you have conversations with people? I have grown distant from all my old friends because I can never think of anything interesting to talk about.

whoosh#8532
i like vidya, maybe we can vc eventually

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I'm wondering the same thing. Shitposting on this godforsaken site is the only communication I have with the outside world.

City pop's nice too! I know of a few YouTube channels you may like. They upload obscure japanese kinda-dreamy pop, some of it from rare 80's anime soundtracks

I don't know if I could fill that void you refer to. Do you text with lots of people?? Cause then I'd probly be not as interesting as them x(

How can you know?! I mean, I really haven't talked much about myself

I don't tend to like anime desu with you, but jap rock is cool - punk too

How are *you*? Like, would you be ok if I don't reply super fast? I read all messages at the moment but I overthink a lot what to say so idk if that'd be a problem...

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I don't talk to alot of people no. You should send me those channels too. I understand if you don't want to add me

is that your Rei and cat?

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That *desu* was *to be honest (with you)*. What the heck

I'll add you, user. I don't care if you don't reply often, I barely talk much anyway, but if you want to send random shit daily, I typically do the same with my other close friend but he's not really interested these days.

Good because griffith exists to fuck guts in the ass

>roastie whore already getting orbiters

Off yourself retard weaaboo cunt.

It's most certainly the other way around.

reminder this place is full of predatojrs and you probably will end up with a knife on your neck.
if you are an underage ""fembot"" just get the fuck out and never come back

There's a few underage ones that added me. Would say it's a good idea to be careful

We literally have /soc/ for this shit

Pretty mean post. Who hurt you?

What if I'm an overweight middle aged man pretending to be an underaged ""fembot""?

I'll send you one of my Reis so you know it's me. Just don't expect much from me. There are a lot of days in which I don't even log in, not because I'm busy or doing anything remotely productive, just crying in the bed or whatever

They are not mine. But I do have a cat. And a Rei doll, too. But not those two

Oh and I also love pigeons. Please post more pigeons if you have some

Why is he not interested? And ok I'll add you too. No pressures, right?

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soc is shit, and really really bad

What happened to your friends OP? How come they're gone?

>I love pigeons
You haven't posted your tag, have you?
I'm just chiming in now but I have a pair of albino ring-necked doves if you want to chat birds.
Matchlock#7928

I dunno, he only bothers with me when he wants something now. I don't really feel comfortable posting my discord ID here, and I'm guessing you're the same, so I'm not sure how we'll add one another. I could set up a temp email but you can't reply in most of those so I'd have no way of knowing who I'm actually adding.

If you want to set up a temp email, use cockmail (cock.li)
Pretty neat little service and you get an email that isn't exactly temporary but is pretty low commitment.

Neat, it's [email protected]
Good luck proving it's you, I'm an untrustworthy little autist.

>bigmune
Is this an oppai reference

On top of being a juvenile titty joke, it's also Big Mun E. Haven't used it as a username in years though.

Bounced on my boy's dick to this post.

No, I haven't. And I don't really know a thing or have anything interesting to say about pigeons, sorry... I just like to see pics or vids

Wait, I thought you were . Aren't you?

Sorry to hear about your friend. I'd like to try to be friends with you but I don't know anything about how you are or what you like...

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>Add someone from Jow Forums
>Dont know how to talk to them
>Both ghost each other
Wow

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Sounds about right. Better than adding an obnoxious normalfag.