How do i get a shotgun in krautland to kill myself...

what do you mean? a shotgun is the most lethal firearm to neck yourself with, reason why i want it. sadly i do not know how to obtain one in this shitty ass country

Don't do it, just start a new Life. I did the same from Austria to South Korea. I'm way happier now then before, now I can fuck girls go out and have fun. Not like back at home where everyone was looking at me just because i was different.

What's your problem and why can't you fix it?

A shotgun is a great way to die, but there are easier ways. Look into ligature strangulation.
en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Ligature_strangulation

Depending on the materials you have its pretty easy to do, and if you do it correctly its practically painless as well.

The most difficult part is finding a doorknob that won't break under your weight.

Easy if you ahve some shit on your mind go to the doctor say that you can't sleep. Get a prescription on sleep pills. THen go to the liqour store get the highest alcohol percentage you get, in a half liter bottle. First get fucking drunk, then you eiter swallow all the pills at once, or you live on being an alcoholi like the rest of us. Fucking pussy.

Black market illegal but cheap

they don't often prescribe barbiturate based sleeping pills anymore.

>killing yourself with buckshot
Big yikes, use a slug.

Being born Muslim is what makes me want to pop myself and i can say all they give out at mosques is mental illness

user, I DONT'T encourage you to suicide. But there is a way to kys fast and without any problems. CRT tv's have flyback transformer inside which produces more than 20000 Volts, getting shocked by that is 100% lethal and painless. You can get old tv for free or get it for few bucks, 14" is less than 15 kg so it's easy to carry. Anyway you shouldn't do that, there is always a way to fix your shit.

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but if you kill yourself you go to jahannam, although if you're a murtad then this would probably happen anyway

People like you are why i haven't. I wanna beat people like you very badly

Convince me your life is so terrible

i am a 5'3 manlet with an ugly face and no family/friends. i am a neet with no way of getting a job due to my autism. i have been abused as child which still haunts me till today. i spent my time in self loathing and loneliness while i ror in my 1 room apartment on barely any money.

You don't need a terrible life to suicide, just a boring and sad one

I have one like this, meaning just touching it could help me achieve peace.
Thank you user ive got nothing to lose

Having nothing to loose is no ground to kill yourself, just saying

With that I meant trying out this method

Post suicide results OP

>1 buckshot
Lmao no

>how do i get a shotgun in krautland to kill myself?
you dont. your socialist dictators made em illegal

>The most difficult part is finding a doorknob that won't break under your weight.
Couldn't you just do it from other spots anyways? I considered hanging myself from the bottom of one of these very early into the morning (2-3 AM). I imagine if you do it smartly you can pretty much do this anywhere.

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Do you know how quickly you die with a shotgun barrel in your mouth? Instantly. Theres no pain in an instant death

Not OP, but also German. They kept making gun laws stricter here after school shootings. I wish it was legal here, imagine you could just buy a shotgun and end it easily like that.

Yeah but he can't get one. Strangulating is a good alternative.

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OP use a knive to cut open your neck then electrocute yourself with the tv immeadiantly. Higher rate of death then just touching the transformator, and also almost no pain. (If you lifestream it it will also look cooler because after bout 5 seconds your gonna begin to bleed out.(Thats why cut and then immediantly touch, or youll bleed out which is painfull). Or just find something to live for like a hobby, a passion for example fixing stuff like cars, sport, maybe computers. Live is worth living, but if you go, go in style

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Don't do it user, any problems you may have surely are fixable
talk about it if you need to

bumping a weirdly specific thread that's relevant to me because I'm German and want to die as well

these guys are right op. autoerotic asphyxiation is not only free, but many "accidentally" kill themselves during its practice

lol just make a pipe shotgun. there are hundreds of youtube tutorials on how to do it. its basically a nail and two pipes. Donno how you would get ammo for it tho maybe you could just steal it?

but before you do that spend all your money over in Amssterdam or some party city because its not like youll need the money anyways lol

pls don't do it user you can fix your problems I know you can
I believe in you

now thats a lie I can get behind

it's not a lie, everyone can better themselves

'murricafag here

a lot of people fuck up and manage to shoot off their faces, rather than kill themselves. Its pretty damn common because shotguns are hard to point at yourself and pull the trigger.

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...and their situation
your deal does sound rough but you gotta try to fix things
your height isn't really a thing to hold you back, this is a meme (I'm kind of a short man, btw) and your physical appearance is probably fine for everything you desire, you just need confidence
and you can definitely get a job
I hope you live and do allright user

No, he should give all his money to a Bernadette like me

Imagine not being able to buy a shotgun at your local Walmart and blow your brains out hahahahahahahhaha