What are some cool abilities you have user?

What are some cool abilities you have user?
I can hold my shit for one month before it starts hurting

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Ive gotten quite good at cleaning my ears out. Using a paper clip, I can dig out the hardened wax pretty reliably. I just dont do it very often (even though I want to) because ear wax plays an important role in keeping the ears healthy.

My left shoulder didn't develop properly and so I can move it in and out of the "skeletal socket" without any pqin what so ever.

I can blurr images with my eyes like pic related voluntarily

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Pretty sure most People can do that, you're basically seeing double without focusing on something.

same. I don't even know why but I think it's quite normal

You can squint? That's mighty impressive.

Youre not special. I can do that too

Im flexible enough to put my toes in my mouth. I did it as a kid because I thought it was funny but never got a foot fetish, strangely

I've been made to think it's weird that I get pressure headaches a couple of days before heavy rainfall/thunderstorms.

I can autistically recall the names of movie characters but not the actors who play them so when I talk to people about movie I have to pretend not to know the names so I don't seem like an autist.

Checked and nicepilled

I can do that as well, but only with my contacts in.

I can also make the predator "grrr" noise really well from moving a muscle in the back of my throat.
I can pop my kneecap for a second if I lie down.
I can also lick my nose and move my adam's apple up and down really fast.

I consistently shit at least 3 times a day

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I'm extremely stronk
I can move very fast, grab flies out of the air.

Years of porn and deathgripping has allowed me to keep my erection after ejaculation, I can cum as many times as I want in 1 go

i can pop my toe non stop, its a good stress reliever but i get addicted to it

I can masturbate to traps and TOPPED a sissy off of Grindr

i can be cringe

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Used to bite my toenails as a kid, still do it sometime 25 btw

Same I only catch them 1/5 times, but that 1 time feels great

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fuck off, dont start spaming

I have visions of the future in my dreams and it makes me think we're living in a simulation
>inb4 schizo

I mimic the accents of whoever I am talking so unconsciously. Sucks doing it to foreigners because they think I can speak their language but I am just a sperg.

I'm not flexible at all and I can do this

I can make really freaky raptor/pterosaur screeches and growls

I love it

I can also get my foot to my armpit and have quite flexible hips

I used to be able to suck my own dick when I was a teen.