/britfeel/

Mr shekelberg has very kindly allowed us to come to work in shorts and trainers tomorrow

*cooks a fryup on the scorching pavement outside britfeel tower*

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Amazon have "lost" the trainers I bought 12 days ago via Prime. Fucking bellends.

I don't know how you neets do it, I'm losing my fucking mind here

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>By the will of Allah the most merciful will spare you the saif al Islam! You will be my Plump and you must sit through all of Love Live! with me! >Inshallah he is a merciful god.

what do

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A bizarre but very watchable movie. Thanks to my mate user for recommending it
>maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

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no word of a lie I thought this was Tim

Amazon are really good at giving you money back though
use the live chat feature, make a stink about how you're dissatisfied as a Prime customer and they'll give you a refund and usually a month of Prime free.
ball ache that you didn't get the item yet though

Newly anointed NEET lad?

ask him (not sure of its gender) what he even means. i am confused

nah, you're alright. fuck off with ya.

Yep. Graduated last week and I'm sick of being jobless already. Might just do some shitty labouring with my friend even though I fucking hate it, at least I'd be doing something then

do what? giz a clue

hullo? hullo???
dis da treatser pizza wizza sleazer cheezer?
two big fuckin' wheezer cheezers wif da meaty melty mixer stix and da edgey wedgeys makin' da gooey spewey dairy chewy!
im not Kevin send it to where i live please mister pizza man
bye!

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different user here but if you dont mind physical work then labouring can be a great job unless you get stuck with a herd of deanos and failed deanos in which case its a living hell

*goes under the table and starts panting like mad*

might get a pizza tomorrow
fucking shills done a number on me

My bennies still haven't went to universal credit
Seems handier to just get it all at once

EDGBASTON! FACE ME EDGBASTON! UNLESS YOU ARE MORE MOUSE THAN MAN?!

It's hard finding a good site. It's either like you said or you work long af hours (7.30-5.00 is what most site's hours are). If it was 8-4 I MIGHT be okay with it, but the job isn't as straightforward as a shitty entry-level job should be

do nothing all day. idk how neets do it

Bad ending ya fookin animal.

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Creasing at this, what game is it from?

doubt many neets do absolutely nothing all day
that'd send them to the nut house

absolute fucking gold
still laughing almost a minute later
norf fc lives on
ps making a norf fc rpgmaker game

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Good digits. Also I just made this in an Image editor

>absolute fucking gold
>still laughing almost a minute later

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nice get
Yeah I guess they have interests and everything. I might be depressed, I only want to work because I have nothing else to do

Yeah I did that, they've admitted they've lost them and they gave me a refund and a tenner credit but that'll still be less than buying the same pair again as they don't have any more stock.

Last week they sent me a "cosmetically damaged" length of hose for my aquarium and someone had bought it, cut it into three pieces and returned it then Amazon sold it again, wankers.

>there's an Indian remake of Oculus

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>N-NANI?!
>Yer gonna need yer nanny by the time me an Baz are finished with yers!

>one of the nonce nest members bricking it
your time is up pedo cunt

Finally sent off my application to do the 1 year A Level I'd need to do a Computer Science Degree.
Hope I guess accepted. I don't see why I shouldn't.

I hope you get your Scottish friend back user

Literally can't get past him lads, third playthrough I've ended up with the Bazza boss battle and I can't fucking do him the belly bounce + intimidate loop is deadly and im ALWAYS underlevelled when he appears
fucking bullshit. he's unbeatable at the levels you can encounter him.

>posts unoriginal fedora variation to mock some lad enjoying a bit of OC
Mong un

Wouldnt mind a game like the Yakuza series but set in outer Manchester

Mankuza.

I reckon yakiza zero was over rated. The combat was quite repetitive and it was pretty easy, don't think I died once.

can't get past the "Bus replacement Service" level, what a joke this is - no matter how closely you follow the bus from the train station you'll always mysteriously get a red light just as it scoots off into the distance and the -10 rep with Daz is killing me.

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Good pun ar kid, got a chuckle out of me
Its Yakuza lad, they are all massively overrated. I still have a laugh with them though.

IBS kicking off and ive got an hour long drive (at least) coming up in an hour, not good

>fan so noisy makes it hard to hear stuff on my laptop

Had a mate with IBS the farts were pure lethal

Birmingham, West Midlands, England

24 July 2019

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Was a typo. Think I would have enjoyed it more if it was 20 hours long, i thought it was too long. Still a good game like, I just reckon people exaggerate it. I might play the first one

>I uploaded a Kalindra chan archive on Imgur a year and a bit ago
>Check back on the statistics after all this time
>MFW the whole album has roughly used up 1tb of total bandwidth on imgur ranging from 40,000 views to 250,000 views depending on the picture.
>MFW I'm starting to see a revival of Kalindra posting on other boards but mainly on Jow Forums, /tv/ and /sp/ all using my imgur download names.
What have I done?

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>typo
Wasnt picking you up on the spelling lad, not about that business. The context made your meaning clear. Just think the whole series is overrated but a good loff regardless. Thinking of playing the original or the remake?

if you pretended to convert to islam just to try to get a QT muslim wife then theyd see straight through you right away and probably kill you yea?

Probably the remake, not sure. I will look up reviews and see what the difference is between them

Which colour is best?

Changes colour with heat 1

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hope my pal user is keeping well in this heat

My key worker keeps telling me that I need to go to AA to show improvement but I always bail on going just before it's time to leave.

I fucking hate them. It's the most miserable hour and a half, listening to old cunts prattle on about shit. At the same time I have nothing better to do and I feel guilty for not going.

Probably depends what mosque you go to. Imagine not a great idea anyway considering how controlling the religion is

>Which colour is best?
>Changes colour with heat 1
2

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>>Which colour is best?
>>Changes colour with heat 1
3

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lads i signed up for this stupid study thing and spent the money on a 3 week postage passport instead of the 2 day one
anyone got a photo of a passport so i can get this lady off my back and show her i got it

remember to leave a little saucer of water out for our animal friends tonight and tomorrow

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This one is the closest colour to Pakistan's, this one has my vote Amer.

It's dress down for the week here. I cycle to work so I'm very thankful to Mr. Shekelsburg

fuck rodents and fuck you, rodent lover

i hereby challenge edgebaston to a round of fisticuffs underneath the bridge near university train station

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How's your love life going champ?

going going gone, 6 years ago

*tosses chair*
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Evening lads. This heat completely kills my enthusiasm to do anything, I don't feel like eating, I don't feel like watching films, I just end up sitting here

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Is there a camo version?

youtube.com/watch?v=GXso4Sj5TEM
NONCE WIV' MEH

NONCE THE CHILDREN,
COME NONCE THESE KIDS I'LL LET YA
NONCE THE CHILDREN,
COME NONCE THESE KIDS I'LL LET YA

>didn't make any meaningful friendships in secondary
>didn't make any meaningful friendships in college
>now at uni
>no friends at home
>no friends online
>the 2 people I talk to from uni don't respond much

being virtually friendless truly does suck, I just want someone to have a pint with

No, just solid colours

Camo would be too complex

Same, wanna be friends?

Good question, as he'll be taking his pieces of card behind enemy lines.

>Rutger Hauer dies in 2019, the same year in which Roy Batty dies at the end of Blade Runner

WHY ARE ALL MY TYPE OF GIRLS LESBIANS
AAAAAAAAAHHHH

Been a busy month

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Prince Amer rolling in that dough! get in there son

Sitting where?

'kin 'ell
defcon 2, shirt off

Tears in the rain...

>on the train
>just me, my brother, some old dude and a woman sitting opposite me
>sit there looking pensive for a while then take my phone out of my shorts
>pockets were a bit tight so i had to fumble and accidentally turned the torch on by accident when I took my phone out of my pocket
>feel like the woman thought I fucked up trying to take a picture of her
movies for this feel?

>Roy Batty
silly name really

I'm currently on the roof directly outside my flat lad

>Everyone got the affairs in order?
thanks for the reminder
opening windows now

On the fucking roof? Aren't you burnt to a crisp?

they just tell you they're lesbian so that you leave them alone

Youll get used to it my man and realise that having no friends is far easier than the stresa of trying to make them and the loneliness of inevitable rejection upon rejection.

Imagine being called Amer Hussain, what a paki fucking name lmao.

>Look babe, that Algerian cunt is still talking about me in /britfeel/

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BATTY BOY

BOOYAKASHA

Howling like a wolf about the post above me

Ahahahaha awooooooo

Unlucky. Always get camo if you can
Get some water in icecube trays in yer freezer then you can have nice cold drinks tomorrow.

as opposed to all those pakis called John White yeah