Baby face ensures virginity

>Be me
>Go to barbershop
>Sit in chair
>asks me what grade im going to
>"oh im actually graduating"
>"oh so your going to the 9th grade"
Silence
>"No actually im going to college"
*he starts laughing*
>He asks everyone how old i look
>Everyone says 12/13 years old
>Tell them "im 18"
*Everyone starts laughing*
mfw

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Even most girls i ask out say i look "too innocent"

People used to think I was 18 when I was 13 lmao

Not true, I am 25 and look like I am 16 I am sure at that same age I looked even younger. I have had no problem dating at any point, occasionally I will get matched with an 18 year old on a dating site who will state they are in fact younger and thought I was as well.

You are probably either shy or in some way unattractive

well when I tell people I just graduated they think I mean high school, when I just finished college

You must have been a chad in middle school

You are probably above avg height, i am only average height also you probably dont actually look 16

lol, get a load of this loser, you gusy!

I am 5 feet 8 which is probably part of why people think I am in high school, I think if someone is just really looking for it they will always find a reason to excuse their virginity. Think about it, why would looking young stop you from having sex when people have sex all throughout high school and college?

That just means twenty years from now if you keep your hair and weight down you should still be able to pull young women.

>All my family is attractive and popular
>All have common features that work in their favor and make them look more attractive
>Have the same features
>They make me look like a 12 year old school shooter
My dad used to think I was gay, probably because I've never brought a girl home and that's what he and the rest of my family is used to.

Twenty years from now i will be 38 years old no matter how young you look women dont want a 38 year old virgin, also i too am 5'8.

I doubt you will be a virgin in twenty years, loser

>Twenty years from now i will be 38 years old no matter how young you look women dont want a 38 year old virgin, also i too am 5'8.
I am a 35 y old virgin
can you imagine

Yea at that point id get a prostitute, i couldnt imagine sorry that happened you.

I'm 18, no facial hair, baby face and I don't have any virginity problems. But I'm 6'2 so maybe thats the cheat code

Being 6'2 is the ultamite cheat code, also why are you on this board then?

>Yea at that point id get a prostitute
I tried
couldn't get it up
I think my mind didn't want it at all either
I think I can live with being a virgin if I can't feel something for the person I have sex with anyway

>22 and can't grow a beard but already balding

>20
>baby face
>no facial hair
>big pp
>6'6
>still a khhv
>apparently really funny
>get called cute a lot and been asked out by girls
Height is nothing if you have autism

Oh you probably have Anxiety then, have you tried seeing a doctor/therapist?

I hope i dont go bald because i can grow a beard either

>Oh you probably have Anxiety then, have you tried seeing a doctor/therapist?
yes
and ofc I am not going to tell a male or female therapist about my sexual issues and inferiorities
and there is squat they can do about it either

Well i guess the only thing i can tell you is to keep trying, good luck user!

>Well i guess the only thing i can tell you is to keep trying, good luck user!
just have to keep chewing the pain and hurt
bonaventura