/r9gay/ - #800

so what will you talk to your crushes about today anons?

my crush is a lying,cheating slut and i want him to die a painful death.

>tfw no cute blonde twink bf
Ignore the bbc part.

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why don't you just crop the image then

Am not cute act

I unironically dont know how original post

I suggest ms paint

Then go meow your meow bf then

There is no meow bf

Go find and give him a lick to mark him as yours, it's quite simple
I mean do you even know how to meow

No one wants to be licked by meow u dummy

>guy who was supposed to suck my dick flaked
IM SO HORNY AHHHHH

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nothin' much, trying to work on a visual novel engine but I just can't seem to find the motivation to keep going.

the album was really nice, even if it ain't my type of music. Missin U and Mommy are my favorite tracks, probably gonna end up listening to them quite a bit throught the week. Fuck Serum is also really nice, and I really liked the vibes of LCL but felt it got a bit boring after a while.
also, good job on hitting the 1-month-sober mark! :)

Unlikely, very meow denial of you

>penis has a downward curve with fordyce spots
Why god? Its above average in length at least

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Stop bullying ze meow

But what else ambition supposed to be doing? We cant all just meow around all day doing meow

Take your circlejerk to your private messages, thank you.

Am I supposed* to be doing.

Me dont understand, goodnite

why do tops always ask questions that they know could hurt the relationship if they got the wrong answer?

What questions do tops ask?
I'm curious

Like how many different people have pounded your ass?

thanks so much for peeping my tunes, i really do appreciate that c: and thanks also for your encouragement, now that i'm not gettin fucked up i'm gonna spend a shit ton more time here i think
if you finish your VN thing post it here pleease, i wanna get into them

Tops are men

Sorry pal, you cant go to bed yet

hope you do, the more the merrier! I might post the game here when I'm done, I doubt it'll be very good though.

what are your guys' fave flavors
i sip on sour heads and unicorn mostly

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Stop replying to bait, retards.

hell yes my savage
let's get creative

>bangs
its barqs you drug aggled sillly noy

I want to be completely consumed by the drug of love

>tfw no boyfriend to drink weird foreign energy drinks with

Does hot coco with marshmallows count as energy drink?

I was.
Until i found out my bf was a lying piece of shit that doesnt deserve anything in his life and i hope he dies fucking alone

Do a story time

Well this is just bleeding poetic

no,he doesnt deserve me wasting my precious time on an e-slut like him

hello chewy from portugal. hope youre having fun

that's even better! we can huddle up under a blanket and drink hot coco.
are you the hot coco loving user from two threads back?

No idea, I assume there are lots of hot coco loving anons

Do you guys originally have a discord server?

well, whatever. I'm gonna go make myself a cup of hot coco now. do you want me to make you one as well?

>tfw no gaybotfriend to give massages to

>discord
Get the fuck out, glownigger

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No teleportation yet so that will be tough

Fuck off and do not mention that discord trannyshit again.

>bot
>friend

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is it true that how a boy treats his mamma is a sigh of how he'll treat his husband when he gets married away?

>do you want me to make you one as well?
Yes and I want you to dump it on your stupid fat nigger head faggot.

damn. oh well, if you make yourself a cup as well, we can at least drink together in spirit.

Only gays allowed or are cds as well?

>>bot
>>friend
Is there a problem?
Only gay males(males) allowed.

...but what if I want you to bully me like that?

An oxymoron seems to be the problem.

I dont have any sadly

>someone has a cute voice
>instantly want them to talk to me forever

Is monster energy weird enough

>tfw no bf to share wardrobes with

Different user but I want to bully you as well

>tfw no bf to lewdly display his pp to me

vocaroo.com/i/s05xnUamUN5e

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i want boyfriend

Are you a top or bottom?
Ori

user i said cute voice not the human nostril

lol i said fuck you

Based voice

Do sluts deserve boyfriends?

A man treats his husband the same way he treats his penis

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seems im going to neglect mine then

>tfw switch
>but im 5'6 twink so effectively just a bottom
>but im always alone so it doesnt matter anyway

based

well I hope he likes to be beaten

beating the fuck out of it daily?

So I'm going to leave my boyfriend dry, unwashed, and covered in smegma?

Do you really want a boyfriend or just a fuck buddy?

thanks i made it myself orgeano

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You sound like you would look like him.

Yes everyone deserves a boyfriend. Doesn't matter if a person was a wild guy in his life.

I'm going to stretch my bf to give him saggy skin in certain areas, then enter a meditative state and be aware of and grateful for him while blocking out any communication from him, then hold him in my arms nonsexually while watching B movies?
This is scarily accurate in many ways, actually.

Are you as cute as your voice?

no i look like this

i wasnt going for cute. i was just verbally shitposting.

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>bf will never sneak up behind you then present the pengis to your face and expect you to deal with it

id rather have a relationship with a bf where theres no sex, than a fuckbuddy where its only sex

sex is nice but its not the headlining thing for me

>be bi but afraid to come out
>want bf but too afraid to be seen in public with another guy holding each other
wat do

So I can't be friends with other robots? What about pals, or buddies?

>tfw no bi bf
I can't help it; I just understand that typical masculinity and disdain for public displays of sexuality too much.

So user, how come you don't have a boyfriend yet? You know it's super easy if you just stop being silly, right?

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>my hair always looks like shit unless it's short
what do?

shut the FUCK up domb fucking cunt

how about you shut the fuck up rei

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I'm guessing leave it short?