DUUUUUDDEE, wassupp, man???

>DUUUUUDDEE, wassupp, man???
>Dude!, wheres my hug, dude?
>we still on to chill later?
>I love them, theyre my boys!
>Dude, do we have any more Mountain Dew?
>Whoah, dude, harsh ...
>Dude, do you wanna get pizza?
>Dude, do you wanna go to QuickChek?
>Sup, brah?
>Dude, do you wanna get coffee?
>Wait... what?? Haha!!
>Awesomesauce!
>Killin it!
>Sweet!
>Sick!
>Hella!
>Rad!
>Bitchin!
>Im s0 st0ked!
>Later, Broski!

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i wonder how many variations there are on humans, similar to the 6 faces theory

>tfw no gf
i don't even care if she's trying to be "one of the guys" if she has boobs and a vagina

>not wanting to fuck the stoner out of her

Ahh another women implementing the mimicry tactic: Speak, act, and create a facade that you like the same thing as the boys.

Women who mimic the same shit I do and say is a major turn off because I know she is only doing it still to attract the prime male not the actual dudes who legitmately enjoy this.

Fucking normies all of em. Always ruining the fun :/

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There's like 50 types of people per culture actually. I won't bother listing examples though just so some asshat can try to expand on it with negligible differences with the insidious goal of pretending normal cannot exist.

>tfw stoner girl bought us food and weed
>we hooked up a couple of times before I fucked it up
and here I am a year later alone, how the hell do you meet people? I'm not talking about getting girls, just friends in general, I'm in uni and everyone seems so busy with their own lives I dont want to bother them with my shit.

These are the type of girls r9k actually has a chance at fucking though. Completely desperate for attention from beta males

>discord girl constantly takes hits in video call
>talks about food and movies
>has stoner laugh
>gives me a huge boner
i have never wanted to fuck the hell out of someone so badly

could you give me a keyword to google? these topics are very fascinating and id like to read more. google is only giving me clickbait articles about instagram and nonsense