How do you want your eggs?

>How do you want your eggs?

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I not hungry in the morning, so don't sweat it.

They're chicken abortions and there fucking gross

You have to eat your eggs, bro.

Scrambled with light amounts of garlic powder, onion powder, pepper, and salt. If you are cooking sausage you should mix the grease with some olive oil and cook them in that. Ty Chad you are so great.

No I don't want them

No thanks, I insist. Breakfast is not important.

Fried, or possibly fertilized?

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P-p-please.... just let me leave...

this nigga's abs so tense he finna get a muscle tear

all of them brah
you need to eat all of them

too bad he's got that weird inflated lower abs thing that he's trying to hide with his arm

Boiled with the most original comment

Put a shirt on you whore. I'm calling the police.

I like them boiled, sir

Scrambled, thanks Chad!

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>with light amounts of garlic powder, onion powder

Is that a thing?

look at all that beta faggot blubber on his waist. what a fucking faggot. no amount of weight loss will take away those pathetic bitchass lovehandless

those are his obliques, he is flexing his abdomen. They are literal muscles, you absolute chucklefuck.

I suggest you post your body so we can make a good comparison

make me a sausage and egg mcmuffin

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do you really believe he doesn't workout for aesthetics?
it looks weird

It's called an adonis belt and it's highly sought after, you philistine.

I know what an adonis belt is, unfortunately his is disproportionate. His lower obliques are too large, and make him look "puffy". An attractive adonis belt should look "sharp"

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user, please start cooking. It's fun. I wouldn't put those on my eggs, but a little would probably be fine. I use garlic and onion powder on almost everything. The whole version of both of those is better.

fertilized

attached to you, Chad~~~~

scrambled, mate. Thanks

Fertilized by you big sexy

Why would one wear a hat to cook breakfast?

hiding balding too

Can you scramble them with hash browns and bacon? Thanks, chadbro!

*Cums in your eggs*
*hands them to you*

Just how you like them. Eat up.