When you're sick, would you rather have chicken noodle soup, or a girl with big titties who will let you suck on them?

i fucking hate noodle soup so i would take the girl with big titties regardless

I don't like huge cowtits, so, definitely the soup.

how big

original

jesus christ

Holy FUCK I need to have sex why the FUCK am I so pathetic

Nature is cruel, friend.

I would choose a big pair of titties to play with and suck on over most things.

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I guess the girl but only if she stays after I'm not sick any more
When I'm sick I just bundle up and sweat it out, and dont usually eat

Escort? Very true otherwise.

I want a nice girl with big soft breasts to hold me while we eat soup

No, my gf. I went from a screeching autistic poltard to The Dude over the course of a few years thanks to her big juggs shoved in my face every night.

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please oh proliferator of knowledge, tell me how you became the dude and got tits in your face every night. It will be a great gift to us all

How did you acquire a gf with jugs of this magnitude?

She hid them well, I was barely aware of them until I got her clothes off then they just popped out into my face and much merriment was had
>how
I'm 6'3 (but also a poorfag)

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Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Dont be unattractive

Its so fucking easy to get a gf guize

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I would rather play Doom (1993) and have some gum

>how
>I'm 6'3
Stop perpetuating this bullshit, normalfag. Being tall doesn't get you laid.

Being a tall skelly, or a tall fatfuck won't get you laid, but being tall and neither of these will, if you're tall and have broad shoulders women will literally stop you on the street or grab on to you in nightclubs

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Sucking nipples isn't that great. It just tastes like skin and it gets boring after about thirty seconds when there's nothing coming out of them. I need rest and nourishment, not some roastie in my house. Give me the soup.

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>I need rest and nourishment, not some roastie in my house
but that's the wrong answer, faggot

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No pair of tits can substitute for a well cooked meal

>I honestly think huge titties shoved in your face for 45 mins once per week would solve 50% of mental health issues people have

based and redpilled. we should approve human gene editing for the sake of universal big titties

I need some big jugg therapy as well

>implying I wouldn't prefer them with MILK

she is very fat

If I have cowtits, can I shove them in someone else's face instead?

I would like some soup. That would be nice. Tiddies will not clear up my sinuses

Only if they produce chicken soup

Yes. It's not assault if it's with cowtits.

might as well kill yourself and get over it if you can't get any while being over 6 feet. men living on recruit mode

spoooooooge

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That depends, is it my face?

I'll take the soup of the nips are ruined by piercings.

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Big milkers gets me so horny I forget how to type properly.
Tit smother is the best.

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Who would be in the mood to suck on tiddies when they are sick? Tbh user this is stupid I'd have the soup.

What sort of shit tier woman wouldn't just bring you chicken soup? Obviously both. Really dumb thread.

Idk those don't look too good man, if they were smaller and more perky for sure but these? I'd pick the soup desu senpai

Das mein freund

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I ain't a dyke, chicken noodle soup is top tier soup. Obviously soup.

It's not the time for titties. Have some self-control, man.