/MBTI/

infp here forcing herself to drink cold brew coffee at 1am as a form of self harm

it just happens man
when I'm discussing or reading about stuff, even simple words can make me think of something else, which I then end up trying to link together to fit a somewhat coherent thought
it happens all the time I guess, but especially when i'm bored, or if I'm looking up interesting stuff then I end up trying to link other shit to make it even more interesting

yeah that too
I'll look up something on wikipedia and within 10 minutes i'll be on something absolutely unrelated

why is everyone so mean to us INFPs?

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This
We are easy to step on most of the time and no one takes our whining seriously. Then of course when you get angry people tell you to calm down.
checked and you're a gay cunt

Mean booli

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I JUST WANT A QT WEEB INFJ GF AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You know, a lifetime is a long time to never have a gf, at least I'm 1/3rd of the way there. And I've always told myself if I can do a third of something I can do the entire thing.

They are? people are sort of nice to INFPs imo

If it makes you feel better I'm an INFP drinking cheap cider mixed with orange juice at 6am

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I'd take any type bf so long as they're bigger than me but it'll never happen

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who /istp/ here

are tall are you

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6 oregano feet

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Thanks for the music tips Centaur. One cute smol gf will be granted to you in the near future.

infj are manipulative assholes though and they always twist situations to make you the bad guy then they do the thing where they changed their mind about loving you and you're ghosted. if i found out someone i met was an infj i'd be running out of there, it's not worth it.
you better be gay because gamers rise up i hate women and minorities

why does he have to be taller goddamnit

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I'm a wannabe tranny but I'm too hulking and massive and masculine to be a woman so I'm kind of just a weird thing

Because it causes me too much dysphoria/discomfort to be the bigger one

I don't and wouldn't even care

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girls like you are the reason why us manlets hate life, you know that right

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tfw know that feel
5'9" masterrace r-right guys?

>5'9"

fuck off dude that's fine. try being 5'5"

If I befriended someone shorter than me and then that friendship bloomed into something stronger I would still date them, it's just a preference

at least you're short enough to date the 4'11 girls.

steps to get a gf from someone else who's never had a gf but isnt a complete retard:

1. be independent (car, housing that isnt your parents, income)
2. be socially competent i.e. no autism or complete shyness (they see it as fear because to some extent it is), have irl friends, be able to talk to anyone about almost anything AND CARRY YOURSELF WELL THIS IS ALSO SOCIAL COMPETENCE
3. meet girl
4. don't spaghetti
5. have sex with her as soon as possible if she's interested cuz you're a man

bingo bango your dick is in her little mango

Whatever I believe you, I'm just salty as fuck

>implying
4'11" girls all want super tall guys to make up for the height deficiency

I'm chilling in the ENTJ life, pure confidence.

as an INFJ I'm seconding this
if you're a perfect match in an exact moment in space and time it might be different but the average person will be deemed incompatible eventually desu

Im INTP and a complete nerd but im pretty sure i get dates just based on being 6'3 with a beard.

Im sorry for my short bros girls are picky :(

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WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM NOT AN INTP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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bruh you scored higher on the I stats over all you might even be an ENFP my guy that Fi is real strong for someone who's supposed to be Fi blind

girls want a guy that's taller than other guys. girls don't like tall guys because it's taller than them, but because he's taller than other dudes (his competition) and he has a clear advantage.

INFPs hate themselves more than anyone so other people sometimes join in on the fun.

>nearly no Fe
>all that Fi
you're not entp, bro

idk i think i'm just blind on myself cause everyone I know that knows that shit says it's dead on me. And there's no way I or anyone I know would describe me as compassionate

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meant dat forbut still applies

Ironically, stats show the the shorter the girl is, the taller of a guy she wants. Whereas taller girls are okay with a guy being just an inch or two taller than them.

These other INFPs disgust me, this is the best mbti and you all know it.

intp reporting in
the mind deceives

so the shorter and more physically weak and therefore more vulnerable to physical attack she is, the bigger the guy she wants as a defense against other guys would be my guess

also girls want to feel small anyway so if she's small a real tall guy can make her feel even more small and more submissive so makes sense to me

Will she have a mustache? I've always wanted to brag about my gf having a natural mustache. I'm glad I clould make you feel like I've helped at the very least.

>1. maybe by the time I'm 36 lol, being 40 and going on cute dates at the park is still pretty kawaii imo but it's still a long time to wait.
>2. that's never going to happen
>3. how?
>4. same as 2
>5. lol why would I rush something that's inevitable? If I've gone through the effort og gaining complete independance why would I act as if I've gotta get the sex or it will go away? Surely that's only for fakers and date rapists.

The thing is having a gf would help with all of those things. It's not about getting my banana in a mango, it's about a life partner I can work with towards mutual benefit. As well as somebody that it's socially acceptable to be intimate with and go on cute dates with.

realistically I'm pretty sure most INFPs would be OK with every other INFP on the planet spontaniously combusting

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ENFP bros, why are we even on this board? Shouldn't we be at least mildly successful?

Yes, she can have a mustache. And she will only speak to you in a sweet neutral voice but to everyone else in a coarse Russian accent.

This says I'm NeFi but all the descriptions of ENFPs I read barely fit me. Wtf am I?

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Is anyone here into music?as in,playing music
Do you guys play any instrument?I sing and play bass,its fun,I wanna create original songs and make a band,Black Francis my super idol made Pixies when he was 22 so I gotz two years to make it since im currently 20
I really like Pixies
what is successful,also no

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Descriptions dont matter they just spout stereotypes,just read the functions
typeinmind.com/nefi
personalityjunkie.com/enfp/
These are better
Also im glad ENFP bros are becoming more prominent in these threads

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Actually yes, I happen to have a constant inner monologue.

Nice user. Keep practicing! And start writing songs too. Just keep experimenting and learning.

I'm learning guitar lol

you're describing basic functions common to every brain you DUMMY

How long have you been playing? What made you start? What are your goals with guitar?

Good morning, virgins. What's this I'm reading about the INFP question? I have only one friend and he's an INFP, pretty chill. Maybe if you didn't piss all your INFP acquaintances off you wouldn't have to overwork your little INTP brains plotting revenge.

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INFP checking in
About to make some Irish coffee at midnight because my favorite person fell asleep without saying good night
How do I become not INFP

Guitar is fucking sweet my man,its such a versatile instrument

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>le (type) genocide xDDDD

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>AGAIN
You have to go back

Notice how all the cringe underage le epic funny meme NTPs are all normalfag redditors. These people are what is ruining these threads

>le wtf is a joke xddddd
autistic INTJ detected. please go to your containment thread

Most INTPs are gay or bisexual, so kill yourself

Calling out a shitty joke isn't not understanding it

oh i'm sorry, by all means then INTP, go to your gay containment thread

>n-no i understood it, it was just shitty
Pathetic.

Unfortunately these threads have been made into the faggot redditor NTP containment threads by faggot redditor NTPs like yourself, so im already there.

>m-my joke wasn't bad, you just didn't understand the deep comedy of "(type) genocide"!
Doesn't even need further comments.

you sure seem obsessed with reddit, really makes me think

yeah no shit, are you done making yourself look like a retard in front of everyone in this thread?

Just go back, ok? You clearly dont fit in here

>b-but the silent majority thinks you are a retard!
Imagine being this desperate after making a shitty joke.

As an INFJ and though I am not an incel I will most likely remain forever alone

My head is too much of a cluster fuck that put people off when they start to get to know me

Most of what robots say about women and relationships is utterly delusional but I have this deep seeded subconscious ability to self sabotage myself all the time

I just wish I knew a girl who was committed to me despite my awkward ways

Would love to know where this non ASCII character is

lmao, in the thread that you earlier called faggot redditor NTP containment? you're literally now admitting you feel like you belong in "NTP redditor" space, and that i don't belong. god you're so dumb!

imagine coping by trying to act like the other user is desperate lmfao

>pretending to be another user
If this isn't desperate

that's right, keep dancing you dumb roach, do a twirl now for your master! god, i love being an unstoppable entp, btfoing faggot individuals such as yourself fills me with energy

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>haha I win!
If you consider being a retard, making shitty jokes and being called out for it a win, then sure.

I'm plenty successful. I just like shit-talking other types.

your dance is graceful tonight, puppet. have you been practising?

>says he won
>still answering

This thread needs more INFJ-T!!!

The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night (post):
I forgot to say there that the chart I posted isn't my OC, but that's probably obvious to everyone who has been around for some time~! ^_^'
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52004233/#52016240
And
>make your nocturnal posting
*makes
Sorryyyy~! '^_^

lmao yeah, because i love knowing that you'll reply no matter what, it's very funny, like a joke that never ends

You're definitely an INFP 9w1.

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>a girl who was committed to me
The magical thing you're talking about is "emotional effort". Go learn what it is, then give it away in bucketfuls to people in your life

it sounds retarded, but i genuinely think the best way to narrow down someone's type is by observing their eyes.

>ESFP
>23
>virgin
>crippling anxiety
What activity to do to get a healthy Se-Fi?

what do each type's eyes look like?

On this site. You dont fit in on this site, thats why have to huddle together in redditor general threads and spend most of your time here in what is essentially a redditor colony.

>like a joke that never ends
You dont need to start blogposting man

Or maybe 4w3, but I think type 9 is most likely.

what the fuck is wrong with all these obnoxious ENTPs? i thought you were cool guys, not fucking autistic

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NTPs are the worst people generally

All INFPs please step inside this shower for de-lousing

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INTJ reporting in.

Your petty squabbles are highly amusing.

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130 iq intp who thought he was intj here. wondering how everyone's doing. you don't need to ask me back, i'm sure you're all well aware...

ESFP 132. Lying in bed grieving on my dysfunctional childhood that fucked me up pretty hard. Started yesterday with realizing how abusive my parents are. Feels bad like whole life is doomed.

Back as promised! UwU

>you know what you're talking about even if you don't know you know.
Sounds like an Ne/Ni thing! :O

N-no~!!! TwT
INFPs do NOT deserve a holocaust! :'(

(>;_;)>Also im glad ENFP bros are becoming more prominent in these threads
Y-yeah, kinda nice to see new people in /mbti/! ^w^

Why do you like it? :3c

I might post more again soonish! Teehee~! :3

how do ENFP eyes look like
maybe a guy has what you need,when you experience genuine loneliness ,as in,feeling completely alone even in a room full of people that actually like you,you stop caring about how people look like,and about a shitload of other details,as long as you can have a conversation that you enjoy having for once.If I found a person like that and it happened to be a tentacle alien from outer space that weights 700 lbs,I would be with that alien for life and I wouldnt care that our only way to fuck is by telepathy

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oh shit I finished reading the thread just now hello turbie hope youre having a nice week

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And now I post! ^o^

>INFP 9w1 or 4w3
Wh-why...? OwO

INFJ-T's eyes are UwU when closed and OwO when open! :3

Thanks! :)
I hope you're having a nice week too~! (>^_^)>