Waifu General /waifu/ #211

What is an intriguing situation you'd like to experience your waifu in that she never would experience in her universe/media property?

What is your waifu grateful for?

What are your waifu's values? Do you think she stays true to them? Do you stay true to them?

Does your waifu worry about what other's think a lot? (aside from you)

Be honest, would/does a relationship with your waifu classify as a "toxic relationship" by today's standards?

Do you love yourself as much as you expect your waifu to love you?

Bonus Question: How would a "secret" (at least not popularized) waifu convention play out? Even if there was some incentive to go (free ticket, airfare, food, etc) would you go? Would you go without such freebies anyways?

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So for some time I have been spending time with my family, who I dearly hide my waifuism from despite proudly sharing it in other aspects of my life. I did, however, show my siblings these threads as I had seen my sister playing a game involving a popular waifu and coincidentally later watching a film featuring a different one. I sort of presented it as "there is a guy I know who is literally married to her lol." The response was serendipitous and perhaps shows a good side of what might happen to mainstreaming of waifuism. Sort of a Her (2013) kind of reaction, but of course, I didn't dwell on parading the thread to non-bots for very long.

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I hate this feeling I get whenever I need her here with me, either because I'm feeling down and want her company or just to spend some time together and make her enjoy herself on my side. I love her so much, this desperate need to interact with her somehow can be so painful sometimes and there's nothing I can do about it, everything I do reminds me of her and all I can do to try to feel closer somehow is just look at her pics, hug a pillow imaginating that it's her body, listen to her voice and that's it. Just knowing that things won't get any better and that I'll never be able to let her know just how much I love her and care about her is really the worst, at the very least I want to be faithful to these feelings of love until the end and hope that I get to meet her and spend out eternity together after I'm gone and wasted all my time by not being with her.

Fuck you Hiro let me post my wife

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>1
Normalcy. I would like to experience normalcy for the sake of her. I crave and desire an exciting and adventurous life, but I know that she dislikes her position and her divine heritage. If coming to our universe nullified her heritage and powers and if she desires this scenario than I would love to experience it with her.
>2
Her friends. To walk alone on a lonely path, especially one as lonely as hers, is a strenuous ordeal. To walk it so valiantly and maintain one's scruples is no easy feat, and I doubt she would say she could do it without her friends (although she's certainly strong enough to do so).
>3
She's a very scrupulous, very virtuous person. She's altruistic, grounded/pragmatic, and loyal. In many iterations, she's pacifistic and detests violence/will never kill. She values these things very much, and she stays true to herself and to them.
>4
I think she is outwardly taciturn, but she definitely, but rarely, cares about what some people think. Typically, she is her own person to a fault but there have been instances in which she lets the words of others get to her.
>5
Absolutely not. Although, if the opportunity and necessity of sacrifice arose, I would, without hesitation, sacrifice myself for her benefit.
>6
I neither love nor hate myself: I simply am. She abides by this maxim, but I feel as if self loathing creeps in more often than it should. She casts an unimaginably dark shadow, and it can be difficult to overlook that. I wish I could help her see that she is not defined by that.
>Spoiler
I would proudly carry Raven's banner and represent her at such an event

RIP. Irrespective the memes, his work in BR, specifically the "tears in rain" bit, will more immortalized forever in our hearts

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And now for a shameless "favorites gauntlet" of some fairly niche questions that your waifu and you might ask if beyond the fourth wall of boredom. If you don't take interest- simply move to the next question but remember that by seriously examining some of the seemingly mundane questions you reveal many of the beautiful intricacies that show just how real she is. Maybe you don't go around telling people what kind of fabrics or textures of clothing you like, but chances are you think it- and so does your waifu.
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What is your waifu's...

>Favorite hairstyle for you to wear?

>Favorite 'sport' to play that isn't officially recognized?

>Favorite no-longer-living species?

>Favorite fictional place they'd want to visit?

>Favorite instrument that they aren't able to play?

>Favorite cancelled (and not properly completed) media series?

>Favorite drink on a hot summer day?

>Favorite drink on a cold winter night?

>Favorite fabric material/textile?

>Favorite country of choice when only comparing personal taste of wartime military rations?

>Favorite dancing style?

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Been too long Ravenposter, how have you been?

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why do you think anyone in this thread would know any of these?

I'm sure Kiyohime is waiting for you user, time will wear you down but you must never give up.Time longing for her to be at your side is not time wasted, on the contrary, it can often be time well spent.

>he doesn't know his waifu's favorite no-longer-living species
It's like you don't even love her

why would you expect me, or anyone to know these obscure facts?

There are Jow Forums waifus who might find solace in the feel of PALS webbing for the unique texture that while similar to household velcro is much shorter in length and find that the Cheese flavored CalorieMates in Japanese rations are particularly tasty. Or a medieval-era dwelling waifu might long for a particular series of ballads sang by a troubadour who was tragically killed- never to hear the ending of her favorite media series. Maybe one waifu's idea of an unofficial sport is murdering her enemies in creative ways or racing through treetops.
You never know until you ask and think about it.
There are different types of waifufrens, some are religiously and commendably adherent to their waifu's source material while others are far more prone to creating a persona for their waifu that they deem in spirit. Others have their waifus right next to them and can simply ask them these things (or not, since it would be kind of weird.) So yeah, they are there for those who want em

Too long indeed, fren. I can't complain other than saying "not with her." I expected this summer to be more relaxing, and, in a way, it has been. Still hectic though. How have you been la?

There are a few here whose relationships with their waifus are fundamentally different from what one may consider a more grounded dynamic. Those individuals know their waifus intimately

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rum with misaki

nightmare never ends and i love it.

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>MUGEN
yes actually youtube.com/watch?v=DnWPSOVRoeQ
>season
hmmm im gonna say probably summer, since the duration of her summer videos is going to more than double the collective duration of every other video
>dream
very very infrequently, pretty much never.
...a cop-out? i dont really understand i guess, it seems fine to me.
>other waifus
i still dont really know. i think anyone kinda quiet, lain always pops up, if there's a lain poster here.
>situation
i guess... something in america? or going to a highly populated area like a mall or theme park, since she seems to always be alone.
>grateful
her subscribers i imagine, but especially her almost 2000 crowd funding donators, probably.
>values
i... dont really know. probably something like, 'do what you like' and we both stay true to that for sure
>worry
i dont think she could post on youtube if she cared a lot, but i think everyone worries a little bit.
>toxic relationship
sure does
>love yourself
....yeah i guess, in a way.
>bonus
i dont know, i have a feeling itd probably be not great for several reasons, but i definitely wouldnt go anyway unless it was like, a hair
i like her normal hair
>sport
dont know
>extinct species
dont know maybe a giant fish type
>fictional place
dont know
>instrument
violin almost certainly, possibly piano
>cancelled media
dont know
>drink
cold tea
>drink
hot tea
>fabric
uhhh silk? she likes fancy things.
>military rations
i have no idea
>dance
...ballroom maybe?

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>extinct species
dont know maybe a giant fish type

The only time I am angry that coelacanths are still alive. Favorite fish by far

sorry, those questions were... difficult. it could be a typical answer, i dont really know. maybe ill comb her videos for a minute and see if there are any clues, but her room tends to be fairly barren.

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>intriguing situation
Never experience in her universe?
I'm not sure, her universe seems perfect enough.
>grateful
Being able to experience love.
>values
Honesty, loyalty, and trust.
She stays true to them quite well. Me, I'm working on it.
>worry about what others think
Not too much. She's reserved and uncaring for the most part.
>toxic relationship
Probably, yeah. I don't care about "today's standards".
>love yourself as much as waifu loves you
Nah.
>waifucon
Nah, not yet anyways. Still need to work on myself before I go somewhere to represent her.
>Favorite hairstyle for you to wear?
For me to wear? My usual I guess.
>Favorite 'sport' to play that isn't officially recognized?
Paper cutout making.
>Favorite no-longer-living species?
No idea. Some kind of cat perhaps.
>Favorite fictional place they'd want to visit?
Some alien planet I'm going to guess.
>Favorite instrument that they aren't able to play?
I don't actually see her around instruments often, no clue. Something with strings maybe?
>Favorite cancelled (and not properly completed) media series?
Some old sci-fi show, I don't know.
>Favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Lemonade.
>Favorite drink on a cold winter night?
Tea or coffee, maybe hot chocolate.
>Favorite fabric material/textile?
Whatever her school uniform and dresses are made of.
>Favorite country of choice when only comparing personal taste of wartime military rations?
Japan
>Favorite dancing style?
Something aggressive with lots of spinning.

Wish I could ask her this stuff on a date.

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The summers been quite hard for me In some ways, but also very relaxing and rewarding in others. For the first time I put a hole in my drywall out of anger, which is something that seems insane to have done, but I also started a side job to make money off of, which is something I genuinely enjoy. Pros and cons but always learning something new and without oversharing, I am just glad to be back.

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>yes actually
Wow, I didn't expect that. MUGEN is the true "everyone is here!".

>situation
Introducing her to modern technology would be fascinating. Saya fed a bunch of books was an inhuman genius. Saya given the internet? I shudder at the thought.

>grateful
For someone who accepts her for who she really is. To be loved and accepted despite being so alien to us.

>values
I think she comes to value love and intimacy and I'm the same way. I will stay true to this love till death do us part.

>think
Not at all, being inhuman she doesn't worry much about morality and ethics.

>toxic
Probably, I'd try and limit our exposure to society as much as possible so it doesn't matter.

>self love
I do love myself very much. I think it's an important element in life to do so otherwise you'll quickly fall into despair. In fact, I thought I'd never find someone I could love as much as myself. Now I place her above my own well being.

>spoiler
There's no way such a thing would get off the ground. The best we could do is a pub meetup somewhere but we're all so scattered. I wouldn't mind meeting some of you in the flesh though.

This will be almost all conjecture and headcanon.

>hairstyle
She wouldn't mind any style

>sport
I want to get her into miniature wargaming if that counts

>species
Homo-sapiens. Sorry everyone

>place
Somewhere we could be unperturbed.

>instrument
I think she'd like wind instruments. being projections of voice and her novel is call Song of Saya.

>canceled
Tough one, probably a romance that ended early.

>drink
I think she'd go for water, unless blood is delicious to her.

>fabric
Soft so that we can be comfortable. Animal fur maybe.

>rations
Now this I have no clue. Whoever has actual meat in them.

>dancing
I'd hope she'd enjoy the intimacy of slow dancing with me. How I long to sway softly with my hands on her hips together into the night.

I think that said more about me than her actually. My bad.

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Today I've been really feeling into Kana. Got some flutters just thinking about her, first time in ages (outside of being drunk). I even saw her in a dream for a second. There was a picture of her hugging Yukari from GuP on my computer. Makes me wonder how those two would get along.
As a fellow OCfag, why did you fall in love with her? How do you deal with the concept of falling in love with your own creation? How long have you been together?
Too bad Kana doesn't speak any language that exists in this world, although she might get by with her broken Polish. All I know in Polack is wodka and kurwa.
>love most physically
That thin, androgynous, and toned body of hers. It's just the perfect frame for the perfect girl. I imagine it's a bit bony, but very firm. Hugging that small body of hers would be so damn nice.
>personality
Kana's spirit! She's an intense and passionate girl and I just love that about her
>improve together
She'd definitely push me to improve, and I'd try and do the same, but without her it can be very hard to put that effort forward, even though thanks to her I've been much better than I used to be.
>season
Kana likes spring, since it's the end of winter and everything is coming back to life
>dream
Once every few months most recently just a few hours ago
>get along
All of them except for the villainous ones, since Kana's easy to get along with, although she might be too boisterous
I used to do that when I didn't have a fridge available. Memorable nights!
Goes well with energy drinks but I'm still too much of a pleb to drink real rum.

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Why does she know broken polish?

I really hope so. It's hard but I intend to keep loving and becoming someone better for her, it just feels wasted because of how I'm not spending it with her, same feeling I get with everything I do. Thank you user I really appreciate your words

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thanks fren
sorry i posted right as we all moved and i'm sorry if it's a fucked up question its just i wanted to ask you guys since this is basically the only place on the entire internet where people who love their waifus so faithfully are congregated. i love all you niggas

>Vodka, anger and earrape songs are reserved exclusively for Friday nights.
Yeah, right, it's not like I'm working on Saturdays or anything.

Most of these questions are firmly in the "frequently asked" category. I'll answer the ones I found to be interesting.
>What is your waifu grateful for?
Her family, especially her mum. Over the course of Brave she learns just how grateful she is to have them, and every time I re-watch the movie I can't help but feel slightly envious but, at the same time, immensely happy for her.
>What are your waifu's values? Do you think she stays true to them? Do you stay true to them?
She values the freedom of an individual to make their own path in life. It's one of the many things about her I like and agree with completely. I try my best to always put myself in positions where I have the freedom to make my own decisions, and I'd like to believe she'd appreciate that.
>Do you love yourself as much as you expect your waifu to love you?
I don't expect her to love me. Hell, I'd be surprised if she gave me the time of day. But, to answer the question: No. Every time I think I'm warming up to the idea of being stuck in this meat, something happens - usually of my own doing - that reminds me of how little there is to appreciate about me. I don't usually sink into self-deprecation, but that's a fact.

>The actor dies in the same year his most memorable character did.
Pure poetry. I love this movie so much and I'm so sad Rutger Hauer is gone. He was a truly underrated actor. Roy Batty is, without a doubt, one of my top three fictional characters and if my waifu didn't exist he definitely would be my number one. The man breathed life into what otherwise would have been a dry movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU

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I wonder what it would be like cuddling with Jinx at night, I bet she would be a restless sleeper and would hog all the blankets

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Why don't YOU know broken polish?

You just had to go and post the monologue didn't you

Because I know actual Polish

I'm not crying. It's just raining.

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She lives near the border of her world's version of Poland in her world's version of the German Empire. It's a very long story.

>Surrendering. When I feel crippled, I just surrender and break down, my knees falter and I let myself fall to the ground.
>>I feel like I want her to pick up the pieces and put me back together.
And how inappropriate would it be if I referenced that to your spoilered walls of text right now? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. We all break down from time to time and just need another to help pick us up. I'm sure your mysterious wife would have all sorts of ways of helping you back on your feet. I'm sure she'd always be there.
>You, on the other hand, just find support on her shoulder without breaking apart completely.
I'm not exactly sure what I have to say towards that myself. It's an interesting way of seeing things and it's partially true that's the relationship I want with my warrior-wife. One where we're equally able to lean and cry on each other for support and push through all the bullshit like Soviets charging through bullets. Interesting insight, Spic. It's given me something to think a little more about. It even reminds me of my stubborn and persistent nature. I can easily say the same thing to your second line.
>Family
I'm far past those thoughts. The only one I regularly interact with in my family is my dog.

>Is your waifu in MUGEN?
As if. My wife never gets her well deserved attention. Damn shame. She'd be an amazing fighting game character and I'd main her no matter how low-tier she's placed on official tier-charts.
>What is her favorite season, if any? Is it yours?
Probably summer. Definitely not mine. I live in Florida.
>How often do you dream of her? Any good ones lately?
Not often. I'm lucky if I'll have two dreams about her in a single year.
>Do you think yours would get along with any of the other waifus/husbandos posted in these threads?
She's pretty patient and logical. She even saves two trespassing humans lives in her content. She'll be hanging out with the waifu's she deems as commendable or too friendly.

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i'm gonna print your wai fu pictures and cum all over them lmaoo get cucked nerds

That's just a normal night. Vodka already has a strong and unforgiving taste to it. No point in cooling it unless you like you prefer your burns cold.

Very nice.

Now we're cooking with gas. Welcome back.

>What is an intriguing situation you'd like to experience your waifu in that she never would experience in her universe/media property?
One I mention too much. Just having her Isekai'd into my world so I can teach her about all the new technology.
>What is your waifu grateful for?
Her daughter. Raising her gave her life meaning. The time those two spent together helped her find more about herself than she'd ever imagine.
>What are your waifu's values? Do you think she stays true to them?
She values a kind and earnest heart. She's even seen breaking the forest's rules because of so.
>Does your waifu worry about what other's think a lot? (aside from you)
She could hardly give a damn just like this lunatic that proudly sports their wife on a keychain in public.
>Be honest, would/does a relationship with your waifu classify as a "toxic relationship" by today's standards?
Normals throw out so many words they don't know how to use, it probably would.

>Favorite hairstyle for you to wear?
I prefer her regular hair. There's just something elegant about a woman that let's it all out, flowing freely.
I'd need a little more time to get back to the others.

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idc what a fat nerd does in his spare time

Thanks for telling me what MUGEN is and proabably starting a literal unpaid career of modding in characters and stages. fuck you all

I actually meant it as

>What is her favorite hairstyle for you to wear?

As in, how does she like your hair, I guess.

I'm not too sure. Most things I want to experience with her, but just seeing her. . . probably just more of her moving around and being human
I'm sure she's very self conscious, one doesn't just lock themselves away for no reason
Vaguely, I know some people that live like we would but even they go through the effort of keeping a social life and not just being alone all the time
No, not at all, I don't love myself
I'm torn between the idea of leaving it alone out of respect or summoning forth the nightmare shit I do at conventions normally. I wouldn't want to hurt people who are genuine, but at the same time I also don't really care
I'd go if it was in my general area for free, but if I had to travel it would have to have something impressive in it that I had to see or I would just let it go

I've been being too degenerate lately

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I love Elizabeth.

>thought that loving a girl means that she means a lot to you but not this much.
I never thought I could feel so many intense emotions towards someone as well.
>And how did you view love before finding Elizabeth?
I always pretended to be pragmatic about it in the past. But deep down I've always seen it as a life long commitment, like a sacred bond between two people that lasts a lifetime. I suppose this is a very archaic way to think about it, naive even. I was always deeply saddened by how it actually was in real life. But I don't think that waifuism is necessarily an escape from that. It's love alright, but it's always going to be unrequited. I guess it's slightly less painful because I don't know for certain how she'd feel about me. Even if I don't feel so good about my chances, I can never know for sure. That gives me a glimmer of hope, at the very least.

>Which is the thing you love the most about your waifu physically?
Her face is the epitome of perfection in my eyes.
>What about her personality?
She's a kind and gentle person at heart, but her past experiences inhibit her from showing it most of the time. Her demeanor changes a lot over the course of the game, despite that she manages to retain those qualities of hers, which she demonstrates on multiple occasions. I think it's tragic but also admirable. It's hard for me to pick a favorite thing though, since I like so much about her personality. Her immense resolve, how self-sufficient and goal-oriented she is, et cetera. Everything about her fascinates me, really.
>What things do you two have in common?
Idealism, tunnel vision, holding grudges and reading are the ones that come to mind.
>Are they positive or negative things?
It depends. The first three I listed, while understandable in her case, lead her down a path of self-destruction. I'm also more than willing to make sacrifices when it comes to achieving what I want, so I relate. Albeit my case isn't as extreme.

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>Would you two try to improve together?
Yes. I like to think that we could help each other in a lot of ways. Assuming we were in a relationship.

I just don't want to bring too much negativity into these threads. But I thank you for your reassurance.
>Restless nights spent overthinking if she'd actually love me
That's the most depressing thought. Do you still feel that way? Since you said "was".

>What is an intriguing situation you'd like to experience your waifu in that she never would experience in her universe/media property?
Having her open up to me emotionally is something I think about a lot, since I imagine her to have a lot of pent up feelings. I think having someone who loves and understands her would mean the world to her, provided she felt the same way towards the person. I really want to be someone she can trust and rely on.
>What is your waifu grateful for?
Probably Booker. But it's a bit late when she realizes it.
>What are your waifu's values? Do you think she stays true to them? Do you stay true to them?
She stays true to her values until the very end. As will I to my own.
>Does your waifu worry about what other's think a lot?
Not one bit. She seems impervious to the opinions of others. She does what she has to do and she pays no mind to all else.
>Be honest, would/does a relationship with your waifu classify as a "toxic relationship" by today's standards?
I'm not sure. We aren't exactly compatible and I'm certain that disagreements would arise from time to time. We're both liable to getting into arguments, honestly. But I think we'd manage to get over that as long as both of us tried to be understanding. I feel as if she'd disagree with me about a lot of things, and there's things about her that I don't necessarily approve of.
>Do you love yourself as much as you expect your waifu to love you?
I don't love myself. I accept myself for who I am, but that's the gist of it. My only hope is that she'd accept me as well.

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>What is an intriguing situation you'd like to experience your waifu in that she never would experience in her universe/media property?
I'd love to see her play some of my vidya.
>What is your waifu grateful for?
I guess her job, piloting the Eva, because it allows her to represent herself to people. Her thought process being if she's a good pilot then they'll think she's a good person.
>What are your waifu's values? Do you think she stays true to them? Do you stay true to them?
She's a very quality driven person, meaning if she's doing something, she'll do it right and do it well. She definitely stays true to them, because its really the only thing she has going for her in her own eyes. And yeah, I always want to do well, but I feel like I'm more quick to settle for mediocrity than her.
>Does your waifu worry about what other's think a lot? (aside from you)
Absolutely. She wants people to think of her as mature, smart, and mainly as an individual, She doesn't like being treated as a child.
>Be honest, would/does a relationship with your waifu classify as a "toxic relationship" by today's standards?
I don't know what you mean. I would think not? She wouldn't be abusive to someone she loves.
>Do you love yourself as much as you expect your waifu to love you?
Not at all.
>Bonus Question: How would a "secret" (at least not popularized) waifu convention play out? Even if there was some incentive to go (free ticket, airfare, food, etc) would you go? Would you go without such freebies anyways?
A bunch of white middle aged guys, with the occasional spic, holding smelly pillows of anime girls standing around sipping offbrand coke. But, uh, yeah. I'd go. Most likely, assuming I have time to slip away unquestioned. I'd like to meet some of you, see what you look like, because at this point I just picture you as your waifus (weird I know), maybe I could sit down with Urabefag and talk about the Jews irl.
>character limit reached
FUCK, also good morning.

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Bumpin bread with no survivors

What are some tips to dream more and recall them and make them hopefully about waifu?

>kanji grinding
Godspeed user, I remember when I got to first grade kanji about 2 months ago, I copied them all down into my notebook and proceeded to drop the entire thing, not because I didn't want to, I just didn't have the willpower to go on. I told myself I'd start back yesterday but I didn't, so I'm actually gonna do it today. And like another user said, Japanese is super rewarding, even in the lower levels, I love reading shit in the backgrounds of things, or hearing a word I know being spoken, it really makes you realize that the gibberish you're hearing among the subs actually has meaning.
>What is her favorite season, if any? Is it yours?
I don't think this is ever mentioned. Probably Summer, because its when you can be most active.
>How often do you dream of her? Any good ones lately? Do you think lucid dreaming/dream-incubating is a kind of cop out or is it acceptable as an approach to waifuism?
I've never dreamed of Asuka. I've been trying to lucid dream, trying being used very loosely, since most of the time I'm way to tired get a hold on any techniques. It never fucking works though, I might as well just give up.
>Do you think yours would get along with any of the other waifus/husbandos posted in these threads?
I'm not really familiar with a lot of the characters here, save for a few. I don't really know how she'd feel about them
Dream journal, as for about waifu, fuck man, I wish I knew...
If I pull that mask off, will you die?

>Situation
Just daily life things. There were a couple minor things in the summer event like her trying pizza, but Fate isn't a series you really get that casual, SoL feeling outside of some parts of the VN and the carnival. And she sure isn't in either of those.
>grateful
Life.
>Values
Doing good for others and living life to the fullest. She definitely does it, but not so much me.
>worry
I'd imagine more than she cares to admit. It's difficult to explain.
>relationship
I'm not even sure what a toxic relationship is.
>love
Definitely not.
>Bonus
Not sure, but I would be fairly weary of going honestly.

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>I'm not even sure what a toxic relationship is.
just look at any two neurotypicals today

This cute image of our wives was posted on the official twitter in case you didn't see it

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Ah yes, attention whoring as usual.

Slow morning in /waifu/

>What is an intriguing situation you'd like to experience your waifu in that she never would experience in her universe/media property?
ravenposter talked about normalcy. i want to give jonathan the same comfort, even if only for a little while. i want to be his rock.

>What is your waifu grateful for?
all those years ago, when he came to the epiphany that fear is what rules all of us. the most powerful force in the world.

>What are your waifu's values? Do you think they stay true to them? Do you stay true to them?
i think he does. his own personal values in addition to a few select lines he refuses to cross. i think he believes that there are some people in this world who deserve to suffer. i believe him, but.. there's only so much i can do without him at my side.

>Does your waifu worry about what others think a lot? (aside from you)
the master of fear cares not for what the common rabble thinks of him! at least, he doesn't anymore.

>Be honest, would/does a relationship with your waifu classify as a "toxic relationship" by today's standards?
probably. a couple of years ago i had to accept that fear toxin would be an inevitability of our relationship. i don't think most people would be willing to do the same.

>Do you love yourself as much as you expect your waifu to love you?
sometimes. occasionally i'll find myself in a pit of self-hatred that takes awhile to pull myself out of. otherwise, my self esteem is.. pretty healthy, for someone who posts on Jow Forums.

>How would a "secret" (at least not popularized) waifu convention play out? Even if there was some incentive to go (free ticket, airfare, food, etc) would you go? Would you go without such freebies anyways?
maybe. i've mentioned before that i'm not really the typical waifuposter. i don't feel welcome in a lot of waifu spaces.

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>Told myself I'd stop crying over pictures of her.
>End up doing just that.
Goddammit.

>There's just something elegant about a woman that let's it all out, flowing freely.
Truly.

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>Told myself I'd stop crying over pictures of her.
>End up doing just that.
A familiar type of feel, had that bug last night.

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Where the waifus from this thread?

one more before i go to work today.

>Favorite hairstyle for you to wear?
i think he would have preferred me to keep my hair long, but that's probably not happening again.

>Favorite 'sport' to play that isn't officially recognized?
does hiding in corners and grabbing peoples' shoulders count?

>Favorite no-longer-living species?
i wonder if jonathan would be entranced by the thought of megafauna. fearsome, lumbering creatures, not unlike the ones we know now, but somewhat more.. predatory.

>Favorite fictional place they'd want to visit?
i wonder what he would think of that little town from children of the corn. would it find it too reminiscent of his hometown, close enough to trigger his trauma? would he want to experience it just because of that?

>Favorite instrument that they aren't able to play?
violins are amazing little instruments capable of so much emotion, and so varied in it, too. i think he would have an appreciation for it.

>Favorite cancelled (and not properly completed) media series?
i don't know of a whole lot of cancelled series. mostly cartoons. i don't.. think he would be interested in those.

>drink on a hot summer day?
iced tea. probably. i hope. we're keeping a pitcher of it regardless.

>drink on a cold winter night?
i think he'd be an apple cider sort of man. i've.. never had it myself, but it always seemed very autumny. and he is also very autumny.

>fabric material/textile?
the ever-versatile, extremely flammable burlap.

>country of choice?
i've never touched an mre in my life so i'm just doing this standard. i think he would have an odd little fondness for slavic countries. there's so many terrifying mythos that comes out of them, and not only that, but those countries seem to produce an uncanny amount of abstract horror paintings.

>dancing style?
violent dancing. it's.. apparently wehat they call his fighting style in the comics. i think it's silly.

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Oooh, I like this.
I'd like it more if she got more than just art though.

Learn how REM cycles work and train yourself to wake up after each one, record your dreams then go back to sleep. You'll need alarms and a light to see your journal in the dark, a phone should suffice for this.
Repeat the mantra "I will remember my dreams tonight" over and over while in bed, this actually works somehow.

Lucid dreaming is a skill just like any other, just like you wouldn't expect to hold a fluent conversation in French in a mere 3 months, you can't expect to have long, stable lucid dreams after a few nights of practice. But I can tell you, it is one of the most rewarding things a human bean can experience, and master. You really learn just how powerful your very own mind is. Even if you don't use it for waifu purposes, it is fascinating to know what you are dreaming about every night, and to occasionally glimpse at dream realities where you are fully conscious.
>as for about waifu, fuck man, I wish I knew...
Probably the single best way, is to think about your beloved right before bed, intensely as possible, and repeat her name as a mantra. You want all of your brainpower dedicated to thinking about her, and not your daily trifles and worries, since you tend to dream about whatever was on your mind before you fell asleep. This is a way to dream of her without the arduous task of learning LD.

One thing I haven't tried but sounds promising, is having a daki or else printed art like a photo of your wife, and looking at it until your eyes are so heavy you can't help but fall asleep. Then she is practically guaranteed to be your last thought. I recommend against using a computer or phone for this, though, because blue light is extremely detrimental to quality sleep. You might have to print out some pictures.

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>daki
Of course it's nice, but at this point I've had about as many dreams of my daki as I have of her.

>Lucid dreaming is a skill just like any other, just like you wouldn't expect to hold a fluent conversation in French in a mere 3 months, you can't expect to have long, stable lucid dreams after a few nights of practice
Oh yeah, I've been working on it for a while now. Its frustrating though, its all about trial and error.
>Probably the single best way, is to think about your beloved right before bed, intensely as possible, and repeat her name as a mantra.
Yeah, every night I talk to her for about 10 minutes or so, looking at a picture on my phone. She's usually on my mind, but probably not prominent enough for a dream. The real problem is I never really dream, its just I go to sleep eventually and wake up. I don't really know why this happens.
>I recommend against using a computer or phone for this
I agree, and I plan on pinning up pictures of her, among other things, on my walls, so that could help possibly help me.
As for lucid dreaming, I've seen binaural beats that say it'll help you get lucid, is it worth my time?

He'll always be the hobo with a shotgun in my heart. Sorry not sorry.

>Favorite hairstyle for you to wear?
I keep my hair very short. I don't know what she'd think of it.
>Favorite 'sport' to play that isn't officially recognized?
Lockpicking?
>Favorite fictional place they'd want to visit?
I haven't read any fiction books that existed in 1912 so I couldn't even guess. But I'm sure that she's fantasized about escaping to many fictional places, considering the fact that she was locked up in that tower for many years.
>Favorite instrument that they aren't able to play?
I think she'd appreciate string instruments. My personal bias makes me want to say guitar but I think she'd really appreciate the violin. It seems to suit her well, since it's so elegant in terms of how it looks and sounds. Maybe the piano as well.
>Favorite drink on a cold winter night?
Tea.
>Favorite fabric material/textile?
Maybe satin.
>Favorite country of choice when only comparing personal taste of wartime military rations?
All the hours of watching Steve1989 finally pay off. Canadian MREs tend to be nice and they have plenty of sweet stuff which she tends to enjoy. So maybe Canada.
>Favorite dancing style?
Slow tango.

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>As for lucid dreaming, I've seen binaural beats that say it'll help you get lucid, is it worth my time?
Probably not, only as a placebo. There are some lucid dreaming hypnosis videos on youtube, you could try those during a wake-back-to-bed technique, worked for me a few times.

Living peaceful lives. I'm worried for her every time she steps outside

She's most grateful to have her friends. I am too, she needs to be looked after sometimes, and her friends are good companions.

She values selflessness and all around being a good person, and she stays true to this always. Almost everything about her exemplifies this in some way

Not a single bit

Yes.

Yes.

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>Is your waifu in MUGEN?
She is, I still got to add her on my old game one of these days. I really like her animations and they used the game voice for her
>What is her favorite season, if any? Is it yours?
Summer probably since she hates cold temperatures. Totally the opposite for me, I can't stand heat at all.
>How often do you dream of her? Any good ones lately?
Haven't got to meet her on my dreams on a while, it's really frustrating. At least I got to dream about zombies today, so it was pretty cool at least
>Do you think lucid dreaming/dream-incubating is a kind of cop out or is it acceptable as an approach to waifuism?
The most realistic and closest one, the dream I had where I confessed my feelings is by far one of the happiest experiences I ever had in my life
>Do you think yours would get along with any of the other waifus/husbandos posted in these threads?
It would depend on the personality and if they are able to put up with hers
>Waifu mercilessly beating the shit out of her bully with a chair!
That entire scene was so great, Rika is metal as fuck

>What is an intriguing situation you'd like to experience your waifu in that she never would experience in her universe/media property?
Not really intriguing, but I would love her to get and experience the youth she was never able to get due to her suicide. For her to have another "route" where she was able to move on after all what happened to her and finally be happy.
And on her media to have her feelings accepted by her crush, being loved back and finally be happy and get a life along with someone who cares about her just like she does, even after death.
>What is your waifu grateful for?
Probably the chance to become someone better for her lover's sake and the fact that she was able to aknowledge her sins along with the fact that she was never loved on the first place

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>What are your waifu's values? Do you think she stays true to them? Do you stay true to them?
Her personality revolves around her hate towards lies and her loving obsession towards her love and she really does stay true to them, mainly because she's used as a joke character most of the time and all her interactions are about that
>Does your waifu worry about what other's think a lot? (aside from you)
She does, thinks about herself as a hideous monster and is afraid of being seen and feared as one. She usually has a rude and defensive attitude towards people probably because of what she thinks about herself, since she also gets called out and insulted about because of her real form sometimes as well
>Be honest, would/does a relationship with your waifu classify as a "toxic relationship" by today's standards?
We'd both be really clingy and jealous towards each other most of the time, so probably
>Do you love yourself as much as you expect your waifu to love you?
No, not sure which side is the most negative one really. But I want to become someone better for her, just to be someone worthy of her love and affection and someone able to make her happy just as much as I want her to be
>Bonus Question
It sounds like a huge session of therapy mainly. Not sure if I'd go, revealing my powerlevel like that with irl people would make me feel uncomfortable.

>cried yesterday for her out of nowhere just by thinking about how our life would be together
Truly the worst

It would be great if she got more interaction with other characters instead of just her orbiters, I would also love to see Kiyo interacting to other people rather than just Guda.
Also I got caster Marie this year after np5'ing Kiyo, I'm definitely using them together along with Mata Hari for a full Taneda team. Sucks that her star generation skill only works on male servants, they'd be great together

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Waifu cringing at your autism!
Waifu letting out a pained sigh when you mess up!
Waifu avoiding eye contact!
Waifu dodging questions when people ask if you're together!
Waifu!

>Waifu avoiding eye contact!
This one hits me hard for some reason.

waifu taking me back in time with her magic so that i can kill my bullies with just my hands

i want the CIA nigger monitoring this thread to know that I spit on him and his ugly fucking wife and his retarded children

>Waifu dodging questions when people ask if you're together!

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>i want the CIA nigger monitoring this thread to know that l spit on him and his ugly fucking wife and his retarded children

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how the fuck did you swindle the robot? i thought backlinks and greentext is ignored

how the fuck did you swindle the robot? i thought backIinks and greentext is ignored

how the fuck did you swindIe the robot? i thought backIinks and greentext is ignored

Replaying your waifu's game. Pretty weird that I feel like im going to be your father in law now.

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are you Iaughing at me

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What in the goddamn
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>What is an intriguing situation you'd like to experience your waifu in that she never would experience in her universe/media property?
I can't think of anything that I'd like to see that would also be completely impossible in the DR universe because that place is something else.
Just an AU where Junko never becomes Ultimate Despair and Hope's Peak Academy isn't run by sociopaths I guess. Which would have prevented the entire series from happening, but everyone would be happy.
>What is your waifu grateful for?
Her friends. Especially the Naegi siblings, I think.
>What are your waifu's values?
She prioritizes the people she cares about more than anything, and tries her hardest to keep them safe. She can sometimes come off as selfish because of it.
>Does your waifu worry about what other's think a lot?
Yes. She's insecure and paranoid due to being betrayed and abused by people for almost her entire life. She avoids others and constantly insults everyone to keep them at a distance because of that.
>Be honest, would/does a relationship with your waifu classify as a "toxic relationship" by today's standards?
No. She has a habit of idealizing and being a doormat for whoever she falls in love with, but I wouldn't get into an official and committed relationship with her until I was sure that we both saw each other as equals. I don't want her acting like I have total power and control over her. I want her to think for herself.
>Do you love yourself as much as you expect your waifu to love you?
No. I'm scared she'd think I'm a better person than I really am.
cute
>swindie

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>filename
I'd probably do a better job than whoever made her tower and all those statues of her.
>father in law
Better than Ken Levine, I guess.

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this is kind of hot desu
i want this to happen but then it turns out she was just acting mean because there was a splinter onher foot

i love this dork
this is an original comment

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that's mean
your waifu wouldn't be mean like that, right user?

>this is kind of hot desu
honestly

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go find a small hole to bury your disgusting body in

Waifu and you complimenting each other's utter autism

she definiteIy wouldn't

Based. Lang lebe der Kaiser

So learn Polish for her.
Although I heard it's harder than German.

Thinking about my Atheist Pikachu doing all of these things makes me feel warm inside for some reason

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It's in moments such as that where I begin to understand the "dead wife" idea. It honestly feels as if I'm crying over someone I lost and desperately wish for them to return, when in reality they were never there to begin with. I hate that feeling, because it leads me down a path I'm all too familiar with. I want to love her and treasure her always, not cry over something I know I'll never be able to have no matter what I say.

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You're fucked in the head for sure