Guys, I'm fucking fucked. My life is ruined, and the fucking police are after me.
>Be lonely virgin incel
>Here of family reunion at my dead grandmother's house
>lonely as fuck, decide to go for social interaction amd food
>Meet my 4 year old baby cousin. Female.
>dick is hard as a fucking rock.
>when noone is around, lure her to a closet upstairs
>fuck her brains out. Apparently my cock is too big for her and she started crying pretty loud.
>pussy is also bleeding, with my cum oozing out.
>I'm fvcked. Family comes up and beats the fuck out of me.
>Uncle threatens to castrate me. I'm escorted by police soon after.
I'm do in court tomorrow, and I have no lawyer or attorney. Any pedos/incest fetishists know what to do?
I'm finished
Jacob Nguyen
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Isaac Lee
my sides
why do you still have access to reddit
Angel Mitchell
there hasn't been a thread with this high quality in a long time
Jordan Torres
nice bait faggot I know this didn't happen. post a link of the story if it did
Grayson Gonzalez
well you already fucked one toddler i guess you have nothing to lose by raising a daycare or something
David Price
At this point you should honestly kill yourself.
Carson Miller
Thank you for the encouraging words.
Ayden Mitchell
shit larp, try harder faggot
Austin Russell
my only suggestion with be to get a dildo and start streching your ass whole because if you survive your first week its going to get an absolute pounding
Noah Adams
I do hope that you're trolling
If not I hope you rot in prison you piece of shit.
Adam Cruz
Why people believe this is beyond me
Christian Reyes
I say this not because you're a pedophile who raped his baby cousin, but because I feel sorry for you. Had I been at that reunion, I definitely would have partaked in beating the fuck out of you. But you made a huge mistake you're going to spend the rest of your life suffering its consequences. Your family hates you and will never love you again, and that must be fucking terrible. So do yourself a favor and relieve your suffering.
Isaiah Hall
95% troll post. if you're serious, there will be a court appointed lawyer. your best bet is to claim that you're "a lifelong democrat" and you were having a "sexual emergency." something about those two seems to win over judges.
dailymail.co.uk
if you are trolling, well, that wasn't a very interesting post, try harder next time.
Easton Gray
>larp
>kys
>bait
Since when did we let these kiddos keep posting? Why can't redditors take a fucking joke?
Aiden Nelson
you get one reddit gold thank you for the post
Angel Jones
Have sex incel. Wait, not like that!
Christopher Martinez
this better be bait
if it's not I hope they castrate you with rusty construction paper scissors
Blake Edwards
they didnt learn critical thinking, thanks facebook generation
Levi Walker
its actually pretty easy to quash a pedo jacket. all you need to do is have a few hundred million somewhere. bam case over before it even went anywhere.
Leo Clark
it's too bad that your own family didn't kill you when they had the chance. good thing prison will take care of that for you.
Liam Jenkins
>there hasn't been a thread with this high quality in a long time
Holy fuck that was the single most depressing statement ever
Dylan Barnes
I knew it was fake as soon as I read
"my cock is too big for her"
Anthony Lewis
Holy shit OP you fucked up big time
RIP