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bit toasty today lads

>hurr durr it's hot

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Just a little.
Also stuck at a small train station with no toilet feeling dehydrated and yet also dying for a piss hopefully this nightmare will end in around 15 minutes

It's not that hot down in Plymouth and wasn't yesterday either desu. It was actually cloudy and raining iirc.

I wouldn't feel anything if I had a fanny the size of a cavern.
Could hear an echo in there if I stuck my head in and shouted.
Not that I would, tell your mum she's got the clap.

>Why yes, I have been spending today sitting indoors with the curtains closed and five fans on full blast. What gave it away?

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*takes the last calippo out of the freezer*

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piss in the bush

There is no argument against noncing, it all comes down to petty insults. People who are against noncing (fat pie scoffing men from the norf) can't provide any argument against it

girlfriend gave me a sloppy sweaty blowjob when I got in
I think she might be in heat

>I hate vile nonces

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One Londoner beat the scorching temperatures by creating his own beach in the middle of Blackfriars Bridge yesterday. The scene was photographed by holidaymaker Tom Evison, 44, who is visiting the UK from Australia, and posted on Facebook

>Aussie shitposter irl

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ello???? ELLLOO????
dis da kebabber stabber meaty grabber??
i got da slicey blighty meat man meal and da dipper chippers wiv da chilli willy on my sauce but i want anover wiv da pita shita filed wiv da gritty bitty lamb doner mizza pizza deal?????
one tub of haagendaagen cummer creamer wiv a swirl ov da salty malty caramel stinkysmell!
i luv u mr paki man i call u whacki da phacki now
send to my hose mummy
bye!

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>when you get your teeth knocked out

My mates been a nonce for decades and never had his teeth knocked out

>MFW there's some smack heads jumping from carriage to carriage
FOOKIN LEVENSHULME
*tooth goes flying out*
WERRRRR IS IT?
*Stinks up the entire carriage within a second*
I NEED ME FOOKIN DRUGS.
>MFW YWN Have sex in this sheer heat
I never knew I wanted this until now.

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haha holy shit keep these coming man lol

Shippy why do you post shit like this?

Hose her down and make her sleep in the shed, after giving her fanny a good licking, phwoar

Because Shippy is a grotesque paedophile, a literal human abomination.

the drugs don't work, they make you worse
but I know ill see your face again

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Absolutely bloody hilarious lad! Where do you get them from!

Where's the proof it's Shippy?
Genuinely curious.

Shippy being placed against a wall in the Phillipines for attempted noncing and given death by firing squad.

Gonna start at durham university in october lads

think I caught the sun on my neck yesterday
fucking ball ache

because you and him are snivelling rats who hide in the shadows

what you studying pal

No proof I guess but he's posted about his nonce mate for months

Any ideas for cool things to make on Minecraft? Is the redstone lad still about? Everytime I try to understand it it just hurts my brain.
>tfw brainlet

make a portal to the nether

Big Old Bazza
Large and round
Spy upon the nonce we've found
Catch him live or catch him dead
Let's play some footie with his head.

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anyone else hearing thunder?

Only just started a new game I'm not mental, lad. Jesus!

No proof? But he's posted about it for months right so where's the proof of that?

no but it just started pouring it down on my way home. what is this weather

>if you don't like children being molested and raped you're a pie eating north man

???

Proper sad this lads, just mad how she just admits to it during the interviews fuck sake
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Shippy can you confirm if you do indeed have a nonce mate?

Spotted the nonce. Away and rape a wee kiddy you fucking creature.

Disingenuous and you know it lad. Nonce posters itt don't go after actual nonces, they just randomly accuse people they don't like. Most nonce hunters irl don't go after actual nonces either so it's not about children being molested or raped.

if she's happy then im happy

>There is no argument against noncing, it aII comes down to petty insults. People who are against noncing (fat pie scoffing men from the norf) can't provide any argument against it

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why don't you go into the archives and look

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15 year old girls are not nonce territory

Most 15 year olds look sexually developed nowadays because of make-up and estrogens in the environment

Imagine being such a freak that you stick up for nonces

>Spotted the nonce. Away and rape a wee kiddy you fucking creature.
huh?
Where do I find actual nonces then?

>haha the nonces sending pics of their willy to what they genuinely believe to be children aren't nonces at all :)

mongoloid noncecase

stop replying to obvious bait you dense pratts

Ain't nought wrong with nonces. As long as they use protection and have her back by midnight.

>sweltering heat
>all I can think about is wanting to suck dick
Fuck these gay thoughts

Cuckold cope.
She'd be happier with you, and she'd be with you for longer.

go and do one you daft cunt

>meeting somebody
>they start talking
>listen intently
>scan the room for exits
>somebody is walking towards us
>they went past, they're going to the toilet (phew)
>back to the conversation
>they ask a question
>didn't quite hear them because my mind is racing
>silence
>could I wing an answer?
>no it might be important to answer honestly
>make a noise to show I'm thinking
>"erm..."
>the question has totally vanished now
>very rude to ask them to repeat it as if I wasn't listening
>make more noises
>"oh uh... hmm..."
>don't know what to do
>can't look at their face because our eyes would lock but their hands show they're getting impatient
>start sweating
>nuclear hellfire just swallow me now
>"We'll come back to that one shall we?"
leaving the house was a mistake

>i-it's in the archives

Ah yes like DM's chat logs which don't exist. Very interesting!

>no reply

Yet again another nonce myth busted.

anyone know of some cool obscure websites im bored of browsing the same 2 everyday

No woman should have wobbly bits.

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>Nonce hunting teams now have aftercare services where they visit the nonce after they've been convicted

KEK

>"Im gunner knock round all yer naybers and let 'em know they're livin' next to a beast!"

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hardly a cuckold, she knew him longer than me.

>done his time
>still being hounded

This isn't justice.

>Where do I find actual nonces then?
deep web probably, maybe 8ch
definitely not on comfy little britfeel

>please somebody think of the nonces

once a nonce always a nonce

yeah i think i hear some coming now
*farts in your face*

You're pining after a woman who isn't interested in you. You are a cuck.

Any update on Andrew and his half-jap gf?

Pedo fingers typed this post

Any update on Mayuri and his new tranny gf?

New chav fight
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Why is the retard going around his house harassing him if he has served his time?

It's too hot, I'm going to fucking keel over.

I can't watch this kind of stuff, nonce hunters are such vile subhuman scum

Herro i ruv andlew

To raise awareness that convicted paedos are living amongst you

but do you love him long time?

NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TALK MEAN TO PAEDOPHILES THEY DID THEIR SIX MONTH PROBATION AND HAD TO SIGN A BIT OF PAPER WHAT DO YOU MEAN NONCE HUNTERS ARE SAYING HORRIBLE THINGS TO THEM THIS ISN'T JUSTICE THIS IS VILE!

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Reminder that feigning mental health issues will get you a better sentence

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It's pretty much universal across all cultures and all time frames to be against adults with prepubescent children, being againt sex with those aged 15 is a largely western phenomenon, and even then only in the last 60 years

/britfeel/'s first thought when they see this bloke is to want to fuck him then watch anime with him. Their yellow fever is that acute.

I'll nonce whoever I like and you FAGGOTS won't stop me.

People here get upset when you talk about these things

>live in Bow
>not commiting bow attacks

>Paedophiles? Every last one of them should be gassed for being disgusting degenerate scum

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compsci mate

well I hope he has a nice date with his new trans-fren

Not much to report. She's still in hospital.
We're planning a trip around Japan next year; private onsen in Beppu, food in Fukuoka, skiing in Sapporo, beach in the south, bamboo forest etc.
Says I shouldn't be so nice to her because it's making her fall in love with me. Wish she'd let me visit though.

One asian cutie gf is all i ask for sir

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bought a pedometer to try and catch nonces but all it does is count steps

what the fuck lads?

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>Hebephiles? Paedophiles? All one smear from the same piece of shit you'll find. Are you coming on our next sting?

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yeah because you never did that ever, lol nice larp

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