Jumping spiders are the biggest bros ever. Prove me wrong.
Jumping spiders are the biggest bros ever. Prove me wrong
Jayden Carter
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Nathan Richardson
bros are the biggest bros ever.
Carson Davis
Wouldn't stand a chance against the based sea spider.
>3 ft wingspan
>cool brain sucking tubules
>look under your desk
Bentley Butler
Incorrecto, friendo. Bros are nothing but rivals. Jumps provide services while respecting you all 4 free. It's like what the whiteman does for the jews.
Charles Lee
i dont know if they are the biggest but they sure are fucking adorable
here is my favourite animal
Cameron Wilson
That thing looks autistic as fuck. I bet it doesn't even understand why or how what it is, is. Probably lives life in absolute disgust of itself and everything around it. Sea Spiders will now and forever more be known as emoceanal arachnids.
Cooper Wright
Quality duck, friend. Much respect.
Nolan Turner
say that to it's face faggot
Isaiah Cook
Look at those insecure touch-me-not legs. It's essentially a living mom's basement.
Carter Brown
You are not wrong user. I am afraid of spiders overally, but those look okay even for me.
Contrary to nephilas which are fucking nightmare fuel:
Michael Sanders
Right there with you. All sorts of nope to that face-hugging nightmare.
Jonathan Martin
Spiders and arachnids in general are incredibly based; they are heavily-armored hydraulic death machines that exterminate vermin with a ruthless efficiency, which is why they have barely changed for hundreds of millions of years.
Cameron Morris
More like the most reddit spider
Scorpions are the true based arachnids desu
Joseph Stewart
i used to live on an orchard and these fat fucks were absolutely everywhere, they're super fast too. fuck spiders
Xavier Green
>ywn be able to study and breed these based insects
Why even live?
Ryan Roberts
Ease up there friend. Jumps are small. They don't spin webs They leaps with autistic strength and guard your windows so no mosquito or other such pests sneak in. All they ask in return is that you don't scare or hurt them. Meanwhile your pic looks like that sad cat meme only with disturbingly long arms. Could you imagine waking up with that thing grabbing at your nose. Nope. Fucking nope. Like a horror movie from the 80s in living form.
Luis Reyes
I love arachnids but seeing this thing would scare the shit out of me.
Cooper Hill
This is now a scorpion thread
John Morris
Yeah, but strapping machine guns controlled by its nerve system through computer chips on it would be worth it
Alexander Butler
Yeah lets not have any of that...
Nope
Wyatt Miller
This is a spider thread, fucker.
Carter Murphy
bruh look at that gay ass fuckin dum ass
lookin lobster bitch ass a scorpion would kick that little faggots ass
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Xavier Price
I was making fun of the scorpion poster
Brody King
thats a spider that lives in caves and it is completely harmless
Zachary Adams
Moth's scare me, that thing would make my heart implode.
Cameron Gomez
big insects are 99% of the time harmless, the ones that can fuck you up are the tiny ones
Michael Hill
That's exactly why I love jumpers. They're tiny and they're harmless. Even if the bigger cousins are harmless, their bite would hurt like all hell.
Gabriel Miller
you sure you just like them because they cute? its the same thing with bats
Jose Reed
No webs is a big + and the fact that they patrol my window screens for anything that tries to get in. They aren't aggressive at all and they respect boundaries entirely. They essentially serve more purposes than a house cat, but I'm not knocking on cats. The only jumpers I'd be worried about are the ones found in the UK. They can jump 6ft in the air.. Would be a little disturbing (and funny) seeing that lil guy fly at my face, but I doubt they do that.
Jackson Lee
I wish I had a Tarantulas toy based on his appearance on the Wreckers comic.
Gavin Kelly
most insects and all kind of spiders are disgusting, dont even try to prove me wrong. 8 legs and like 10 eyes? these things are straight from hell
Jace Williams
That's what chad an stacy thought of us, and as a result we're here because of it, unjustly. Just because something is different doesn't mean it's bad.
Ryder Smith
I like these little guys. They are fully wild but yet so tame and yes I filmed this.
Adam Kelly
They are called Bandicoots and they are marsupials(ausfag)
Aiden Powell
Pretty badass, user. That thing looks like it would be an awesome pet.
Oliver Sanders
It probably would tbqh, they really like people.
Daniel Carter
Bandicoots are an actual animal?
Eli Young
I used to own 2 ducks. They are so much fun. I took them kayaking with me a lot. The coolest part about them is whenever they see you they follow you everywhere and never stop. No leash required.
Julian Green
What the fuck is that!
Holy shit man.
Lincoln Gomez
Yeah, I see them all the time. Did you know that game is set in Australia?
Camden Jones
No, I haven't played it since I was like 5. I forgot damn near everything about it, because I'm not one of those weird adults who still plays vidya.
Samuel Gutierrez
>because I'm not one of those weird adults who still plays vidya
>autists
Seriously dude? everyone plays vidya even most in their 30s and 40s.
Nicholas Kelly
I had no idea the game was set in Australia. It actually makes a lot of sense now that I think about it.