Why can't I have a dick like this??? I hate living life being a dicklet

Why can't I have a dick like this??? I hate living life being a dicklet.

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just get a boyfriend with a big fat juicy cock and live vicariously through him

This looks like my penis and now I'm questioning if it is. Where'd you get this pic OP?

calm the fuck down your dick is fine quit being an insecure faggot.

no I am 5.5 inches and barely any girth I'm a virign because of it

>circumcised
LOOOL, no thanks

If you've gotten to the point of sex and then were turned down due to lack of penis size that means she wasnt inebriated enough.
Next time try more alcohol,or possibly a roofie or ecstacy

how can you be a virgin because of your penis when you have to have sex for it to be an issue?

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that's not circumcised retard

I get especially angry when I see thrans porn stars who have gigantic whale cocks. They don't even want one and get these battleship-sinking torpedos. It's not fair. The universe needs to be patched.

but I want to have a relationship and be able to have sober sex

Thank you for speaking words of wisdom to this uncouth youth.

the head of that dick is unironically too big

overall its more aesthetic than most but there are tons of porno cocks better than that one

Having a big dick has to be the most overrated thing on the fucking planet. If you're a normalshit like any positive attribute of course its going to help you. Being a shut in, virgin, friendless NEET with brain problems, having a 8.3"x6" dick doesn't do anything for me.

>tfw no shut in, virgin, friendless NEET with brain problems, having a 8.3"x6" dick bf

People can self-BTFO themselves through insecurity issues. Realistically if you're dropping trou you're getting laid almost always if you have an average sized dick.

I'd be a terrible partner. In a different life if I didn't have such a fucked up brain I could have been a huge Chad.

Why can't I have a dick like that in me?

can anyone tell me if viagra makes your dick more impressive?
I can barely get hard for a woman when it gets to that stage. surely there's something that can be done if you're sub 6 inches. cmon lads.

>I can barely get hard for a woman
try males instead

shyness and anxiety can cause that to happen you know

yeah but girls are gay, try boys

Do porn if you really have 6 inch girth. Dout u do tho

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I have no desire to have sex with men. I said I can barely get hard when I've had a shot with women because cock anxiety causes me to not even try. but I've gotten lucky a few times. stop being a dickhead I just want to know about viagra.

Bad advice. If you find out you aren't gay during the encounter it will turn into a rape. Gay men have no ability to stop ass sex at any moment.

It's not all sunshine and rainbows

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if your dick is actually that huge you just need to lay it out there (metaphorically) on the dating apps and size queens will come running as long as you aren't super ugly.

then you can be their friend. two problems solved at once.

I do. I've measured autistically my entire life. Porn seems like a horrible industry to get into but I'd definitely do amateur porn with a fuckbuddy.

If youre truly as big as you say you are youd make most pornstars look small. Post measurement pics or gtfo cheater

Please, we need a picture

I'd have posted my dick all over the internet by now if it wasn't ugly as fuck and cut. Trust me it ain't pretty, you aren't missing anything by not seeing it. Maybe I'll get fucked up enough one of these days and work up the courage to post it but I know people will just think it's ugly.

That's what you do the second time. But the first time you drug her.

that's ugly and ur hairy it's not even big

I doubt people will mind how ugly it is if it's really that big

now I really really want to see it. come on you're anonymous.

have u seen shane diesels dick its ugly but its huge so people love it. Just post it so we fags can jerk off

5.5 inches isn't even that bad, dude. Most women are cool with that unless they're a size queen.

I don't care about it being ugly and cut, I just need to see it

I'm well above 7 inches, that's not huge, buts it's big

You're not above 7, a little more than 6

Prove me wrong, measure from the he top

hi faggots

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You're nearly a whole inch bigger than me. How do you think i feel? You're average.

Why can't I have a dick like this... in my mouth?
Life isn't fair

It took me like 14 years to even post my face here once anonymously. Exactly one person has ever seen my erect dick for like two seconds over a cam when I was 18 and I'm 27 now. Gonna take a miracle for me to ever post it and I doubt I'm alone. Sure there's dozens of big dick anons lurking that are too pussy like me to ever post it. I'll take my first saved dick pic tonight though for you faggots and I might post it sometime, not on here though since I'd rather not get banned. Probably on /b/ or /soc/ sometime.

jesus christ user put that thing away

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why would you be more shy about posting your dick than your face? it makes no sense. Im so annoyed by your logic that I dont want to see it anymore.

I post my dick and body fairly frequently and have literally never been banned for anything on this board

Cause I'm super weird about my dick and have a weird complex about it. I got circumcised at 7 and I'm positive it really badly fucked me up. I get to the point where I actively hate it sometimes.

i dont know what im supposed to feel about your comment

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is that actually you?
your body is really nice looking

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Is this how you post a timestamp? Can you show yourself ? ) I swing both ways, assuming you have a cute butt

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where on earth is it the 27th already

Bromania

Sorry, im a little drunk/high. My phone s date was wrong, thats what i used to check.

Its bent and curved :/

post kik then and give it to me anonymously

thats how most dicks are. somewhat shaped like a banana. I ve slept buttnaked since i was a kid, and never wore tight underwear. Its a great shape for missionary, brushes up against all the right places.

do u have a discord maybe

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my dick is so curved from right hand beating it that it's almost sideways, not even kidding. I just measured it after a fap session and its 6 inches and the heads decently big from all the excess masturbating so that's somewhat neat I guess.
I'm also, fat as fuck so hopefully losing weight will make it nicer to look at.

you will never lose weight though fatty

I have lost weight.
and I'm being hard on myself.
I'm 6'0 and 200 lbs.

Take a pinkpill and sissify yourself OP

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good luck getting to a healthier weight fatty

I was going to say 5.5 inches girth wasn't bad, a bit on the thin side but you might find some chick with a really tight pussy who won't mind it, but then re-read and you have 5.5 inches length.
Yeah, that sucks.
I'm a whole inch longer and I've had chicks deride my size.

Is the bending from masturbation really I thing? My penis is bent like that but I dont want to buy one of those shady straighteners to bend it back

that's my dick

post more pls uwu those shaven thighs are making me drool

would that even fit in a human?

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>5.5 on the thin side
5.0 its over for me before it began right?

Roasties take 10"x7" dragon dildos. There's not a thing as too big.