DUUUUUDDEE, wassupp, man???

All the girls that talk like this are massive hoes

Brah thats like way too harsh bro, whats like your problem bruh?

>dude, do you want to bend over so i can fuck you like a filthy animal?
>hitting it from the back
>"uh! uh! you're so radical.."
its a reason to come here lol

*shoves dick in her mouth*
That'll keep you quiet

You ain't doing shit pussy boy

Dont even say nothing to me boy you look like a MUUHH FUKIN UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

>He's being subtle in describing what some types of women are when they try to be cool.
Ok but does it warrant 20 threads?

This post was written by a European whose only understand of American youth is Life Is Strange.

Nobody talks like this. Nobody ever talked like this. The youth only communicates in California bro slang ironically, only now it's weird post modern ebonics like "bruh bae smash dat pussy niBBa

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>Nobody talks like this
art hoes circa 2007 used to talk like that incel underage faggot nigert

>art hoes
I cannot describe how divorced this is from "art hoe"

I don't know what descriptor you're looking for, but it isn't that.

I was 11 in 2007.
Even back then nobody ever talked like that.

They imitated rap slang ironically.
I don't think I've ever actually heard anyone talk like that without any semblance of being ironic.

>I was 11 in 2007.
ok, then shut the fuck up zoomie fag
your only interactions were with fellow babies, so how would you know what art hoes were saying in the slightest

Did anyone used to date like this, and then try to distance themselves once they turned 15?

She was better than me. She always was.
She had amazing grades, was funnier than me, worked hard and generally was just a solid person down to her core. And she had no pretension about it. You would just happen to look at an exam she got back and it would say 98% on it.

And also the level of maturity where she didn't give a shit about the other 15 year olds not thinking "Her clothes looked cool"

We dated for about 9 months.
I broke up with her, because I had "outgrown her".
I made it abrupt, and tried not to signal any kind of emotion that this affected me in any way.
I don't remember the dialogue. But I remember saying "Yeah, this... needs to happen." as bluntly as I could manage.
Like I was a boss explaining to their employee the most obvious information in the world, like I was explaining to someone that had never driven before that you have to put gas in a car before it will go anywhere.

The look of confusion, hurt and anger restrained by her confusion about how someone is supposed to respond to this is something that I still see as clear as day 10 years later.

She gave me her "A Day to Remember" shirt at some point in our relationship.
I threw it out. Thinking it was a distinct moment where I was "growing up".

She's still like this.
Only she's 26, and married. To someone that isn't a douchebag like me.

I think about it probably once a day.

Did they distract you from the giant number of spam and bait threads you abysmal fag?

11 year olds are barely sapient.

I'm sick of the unabashed newfaggots online.

I've been wasting my life on this shit website since age 13.

Unless you consider being here since 2011 "newfag"

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if you were 11 in 2007 then how were you 13 in 2011 faggot

I don't know it was roughly 2011. I'm just throwing out numbers.

The point is that "zoomer" means 21. I'm not underaged.

You should have had a quirky routine. Pretty sure that my former classmates think of me whenever they hear the jews harp.

Oh yah. Also posting a picture for those who do not know what it is

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2011 is a little bit newfaggy actually considering the site is from 03 and the first invasion were like in 05 or 07 or some such. Chanology was in 08, you should be at the latest showing up as a newfaggot around that time or else you're not even second nor third wave Jow Forums pretty sure. You were too young to even be on here though. I was eighteen in 2007 and didn't even get here till around 09, didn't hardly post until your 2011 due to not spending that much time here and lurking instead to learn about the Internet first.

I unironically want to smash her skull in
I couldn't deal with that kind of retardation

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Yeah but where do you actually find girls like this irl?

skate park, raves, comic con, etc
source: trust me bro

>using the term "art hoe"
>calling anyone else underage
That's a fuckin trend term that just showed up like 4 months ago at most. You really are a gay nigger. The complete lack of posts containing the term "tomboy" which is more applicable to what the OP is describing is pretty sad.

>That's a fuckin trend term that just showed up like 4 months ago at most.
ok, it was artgirl before that underage fuck
>You really are a gay nigger.
ur whore of a mother
>The complete lack of posts containing the term "tomboy" which is more applicable to what the OP is describing is pretty sad.
tomboy has nothing to do with this you closeted homo faggot nigger

>ok, it was artgirl before that underage fuck
Your constant urge to call everyone underage leads me to believe you are underage, along with your use of Twitter terminology.

>tomboy has nothing to do with this you closeted homo faggot nigger
'Cept it does.

namefags being retards as always

>Your constant urge to call everyone underage leads me to believe you are underage, along with your use of Twitter terminology.
or i am not underage and i can spot you underage fucks since you cannot recall 5y ago since you were babbies?
i.e. this thread

>'Cept it does.
no, underage beta fag, it does not
go watch some more femdom faggot

>be a literal fucking zoomer
>try to tell others how people were talking whilst at an age that your mother still dressed you

There you go projecting you underageness onto random strangers again. Gay nigger is a rather appropriate name for you. Not sure why you are telling me to watch femdom, that realm of faggotry seems more your style. Doesn't have anything to do with me just saying that tomboy is closer to what the OP's post was depicting than art hoe.

>repeating yourself in a verbose manner
okay fag
What do you want me to say even? i wish I was underage and not to have lived through the late 90s and early 2000s so i wouldn't be old as fuck
>Doesn't have anything to do with me just saying that tomboy is closer to what the OP's post was depicting than art hoe.
this because you're a underage zoomie, QED
Man, you zoomies are the dumbest fucks i've ever talked to, unable of abstract thought

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God i feel old.
Why did I waste my life?

You were afraid of living it.

Making the observation that tomboy is a more appropriate term than art hoe isn't something that requires abstract thought, but I guess namefags generally have a hard time thinking at all. As for all the other nonsense you are spewing, say whatever puts you to sleep at night. I mean who am I to tell a faggot to stop being a faggot?

your whole sperging started from a post saying arthoes in 2007 talked like that

embarassing newfag underage display lamo

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We're here
If girls think more than a passing thought, it's probably in thr negative.
The trade-off is apparently not dealing with the problems women bring. Which, from what I've heard, is quite extensive

people with adhd kinda scare me

You have mistaken me for the other guy, he's someone else entirely. Imagine thinking everyone on an anonymous website is the same person.
Glad we agree tomboy is more applicable to OP's post than art hoe, Gay Twitter.

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I unironically want a GF like this. I love tomboy girls as well.

One of my old friends threatened to attack me and kept saying bro like a retarded nigger

As someone that only uses bruh and such here, I agree, learn to speak correctly so you don't disservice your language.

Dont call me dude, you stupid cunt. I'm not your gay friend either so stfu and suck my dick or gtfo.

Well, we were kind of close. She joined the track team to hang out with me and I tried to ask her to prom.