List 5 facts about yourself. It will be interesting to see what makes you robots exciting. There must be something, even if minute.
1) It is impossible for me to do a single crunch. I Can't remotely get myself off the floor. This is why if I am laying down, I have to make a tremendous effort using my hands and then my elbows, and then a pushup maneuver to get myself out, otherwise I would be stuck.
2) And it is not because I'm slightly overweight from the medication I was put on. I've had this problem back when I was 16 and "fit" with a lean body. Let this bullet point fact merge itself to this that follows: Ive been on a diet intense gym routine for 2 weeks and I'm already down 12 lbs. As of today I entered the 182 lbs range.
3) I've been on disability for close to 2 years from work from a literal traumatizing "schizophrenic/bipolar" spell that literally changed the way I saw reality. Psychologist thinks the entire ordeal is interesting enough to consider it a possibility that it wasn't a hallucination and that all the insane things that happened and all the coincidences were real and was a consequence of the story that was being followed.
4) All of this start by the fact that I had solved problems related to cryptocurrency which were so highly prized, new, and never-before discovered that the company I was relaying the solutions to were messaging me in private an thanking me, congratulating me, and asking about my personal life. It was quite flattering, but little did I know I had a road ahead of me after they gave me a problem and I realize the entire field of cryptocurrency is essentially a scam after solving it.
5) I don't want to dox myself, so I'll summarize all of it by saying that I know every single word in the OWL2 dictionary (not OWL4 which was just updated this year. I haven't gotten around to look into the new words) which contains about 200,000 words. There is a reason I know these words, but I think this fact alone is sufficient
1. Tall 2. Favorite fruit is raspberries 3. Am bad but improvibg at chess 4. I have 2 dogs and a gecko 5. I think warhammer 40k is cool but dont have money to get things so I read the wiki
Noah Jones
1. i am an entomology student 2. i am narcoleptic (type 2) 3. my face has been on the front page of reddit within the past year
1. I'm an engineering student (electrical) 2. My favorite animal is the Dragonfly 3. I have ADD, but also am probably bipolar/depressed, however I'm no shrink so I won't self-diagnose myself as such 4. I struggle to stay monogamous and really just want to love everyone really. 5. I constantly struggle in the professional and academic fields due to my unyielding apathy towards every aspect of life that isn't pleasure. Failure doesn't stress me out or make me anxious anymore, I simply accept failure as inevitable and am fine with the failures piling up without improving myself.I really hate the lazy apathetic aspects of my personality.
1. I'm lazy. 2. I'm shit at everything I do. 3. I'm a hypocrite, I give decent advice but I don't follow any of it myself. 4. I'm a coward. 5. I have no future.
Jeremiah Baker
1) 5'6 manlet 2)considering being a trap 3)Apparently i'm hard to read according to my psychologist 4)I didn't have actual friends till middle school 5) i bash destiny 2 to the point where my family is concerned
John James
why do we do this to ourselves? it makes me hurt when I don't listen to myself.
1. I still think about a relationship i didn't even have from 5 years ago 2. The one time i did theater in high school felt like the highest point in my life to this day. 3. I can't do things for myself unless they are needed or keep me in a rut 4. Every girlfriend I had dumped me because one thing i did or said 5. Working out doesn't make me feel good and i don't know why
bonus.. I suck my thumb
Kevin Sanders
1. 2 years sober meth heroin coke addict 2. i have trouble readjusting to life 3. i have trouble deciding an academic future for myself because i am a dilettante. 4. i have found success running races placing 1st in my age group , placed first once . 5. i am good at creative things.
1 im 6ft 1 2 im fat 3 im aspergic 4 im boring to normalfags 5 my dog is my best friend fucking kill me
Liam Nguyen
1. I am a university student 2. I hate myself so much but nobody would ever expect it 3. I am depressed as fuck 4. I have never been good at sleeping and often stay up for a long time with very little sleep 5. I broke up with my ex because I wanted to play video games all day undisturbed and she would call me too much (not often at all I just hate talking on the phone) and get mad when I would respond hours later to her texts
Easton Jackson
1) I had a growth spurt when I was 19, took me from 5'7 to 6ft. 2) I was bullied in primary school and a chad in secondary school. 3) Everyone thinks I'm smart because I know so much stuff but I just have a good memory 4) I don't have a "minds eye" which apparently most people do 5) I thought I was gonna get a fembot gf but she only messages me to see my dick
Jaxon Allen
How can you not do one crunch i dont understand
Jacob Cox
1 im 5'6 2 I help sad people out daily with a fucking tinder account 3 despite making people feel happy i do not 4 i want a femboy gf 5 i am the femboy gf
Dylan Evans
My body just doesn't allow me to do a situp. It could be the way my body is designed or just general weakness to the point beyond help. I do have visible abs that you can feel under this little layer of fat which I had at 16 but as for what is causing it, your guess is as good as mine. I worry what will happen when I'm old and fall.
Christian Reyes
Are you a slut?
Asher Edwards
Tall and fat is very attractive to women. Girls love giant teddy bears.
Jack Cruz
>bullied in primary school but became chad in secondary same, i started smoking weed and people thought i was cool now for some fucking reason
Adam Thomas
1. i'm a 5'4 manlet 2. i'm underweight 3. i'm a khhv 4. i'm NEET 5. i'm considering killing myself
Charles Powell
Well you're definitely schizo. Gl winning those Nobel prizes while the conspiracy is out to get ya, champ. As for my facts:
1) I fuck 2) I don't give a fuck 3) I fucked your mom 4) This is a warning 5) Almost every proceeding statement has been a lie (dnd)
Cooper Fisher
1. I have a very weak presence which causes me to kind of blend in 2.I can't detect anything that constitutes itself as a romantic gesture besides physical contact or a verbal statement 3. I was told numerous times in elementary school that my breath smelled bad so I developed the habit of turning my face away from people when I speak 4. I hate making decisions because i believe that the future is beyond my control and any attempt to change that will bring grave consequences to me 5. i'm a mormon and would like If the rest of you guys came to Christ as well
Nathaniel Lewis
>would like If the rest of you guys came to Christ as well No, fuck off. You can believe whatever moronic bullshit you want but don't go spouting it here.
Adam Sanders
This is the expected outcome, but If there is a chance that there is a lost soul out there, missing something, It's a chance i'll take
Isaiah Ortiz
Why don't you go somewhere where you're more likely to successfully recruit people to your cult, like Reddit?
Sebastian Williams
Maybe a little. It's very hard to not want to fuck everyone.
1) At my age (21) i'm still clueless about punctuation rules. I can't write essays or long thoughtful comments because of that. 2) Even though people think i'm good at drawing i still think i'm bad. 3) When i was in hs a girl tried to slap me but i stopped her hand midair and then slapped her butt. 4) I had a sleep paralysis where a succubus rode me while we were in a bed floating in the sky. 5) That happened during my nofap period which lasted for 2 years.
Bonus: i barely play vidya, watch anime or consume any other media because i think things should be appreciated more slowly and also 'cause i think i'll waste time (lol i'm a neet what am i thinking). Bonus 2.0: i'm lazy, slow and have a poor attention spam so i can't read books.
Should have added something like being virgin and too thirsty but that's so obvious.
>agnostic to the point of insanity >neet for 8 years >ta in ceramics >aged out of foster care >by age 16 had fist sized objects in self due to boredom growing up
Andrew Evans
>I was told numerous times in elementary school that my breath smelled bad so I developed the habit of turning my face away from people when I speak That was pretty funny.
Levi Robinson
Abrahamic religion is a no fun allowed militant religion that ruined the world.
Julian Hall
1. Extremely good, amazing on roller skates 2. Lifeguard 3. Built my first pc when I was 11 4. Am masters in overwatch 5. Incel in the body of a chad, looking at genetics though I'll be overweight by 30 unless I put a ton of work in
Guys, I wish I was better socially. I started stuttering really bad since I started watching XQC (2 years) and have grown gradually more autistic. Like one time I told one of my coworkers her vape had autism juice in it and "my brother is autistic". Then I said my cousin is autistic, then went on a rant on like how I cope with humor (basically made a huge ass lie to justify myself. And just made myself seeming worse then when I said she had autism juice in her vape. This was just today, I have had shit way worse happen that I cant remember and it's so cringe
1) Nothing wrong with me 2) Nothing wrong with me 3) Nothing wrong with me 4) Nothing wrong with me 1) Something's got to give
Blake Howard
based and drowning poolpilled
Lincoln Hall
1. Genius level IQ. 2. Very short. 3. Medley of personality disorders. 4. I've hiked mountain ranges in over 10 countries! 5. I worked at a place taking care of crocodiles for a few weeks.
Zachary Ward
1-i have an absurdly good memory for copypastas 2-im half lithuanian, half a bunch of other european ethincs 3-i only know english thanks to a vending machine 4-autism likely 5-would love to leave in texas or some southern us state
Josiah Green
I was gonna write sad shit then I saw your post and I decided not to. Thanks friend. I feel good now.
Zachary Taylor
1. I've had an eating disorder since I was 7. It's caused me osteoporosis, tumors in my esophagus, amongst other problems. 2. I work security (it's basically like having a desk job though) 3. I'm strong believer of catholism and would become a nun in a heartbeat if I didn't have such shitty health. 4. One of the first times hanging out with my best friend of 7 years involved us watching hentai together. 5. I used to be a dancer but can no longer do it due to health conditions listed above.
1.) I am probably the oldest person currently browsing Jow Forums at the moment 2.) I am not particularly interesting; I go to work, have a few beers, eat my dinner and go to bed - sometimes I play 1-player boardgames on the weekend 3.) I am terribly self-conscious and get uncomfortable around strangers easily 4.) I had plenty of normal-seeming romantic relationships up until a few years ago, but a switch flipped and now I basically cannot even be noticed by a woman 5.)I'm terribly lonely, but I continue to March through life like an automaton
Ethan Fisher
I cant write this long I think i will kms soon Im older than 60% of this site Im a neet I play more vydia that i should
Colton Bell
>I will have high authorship on at least five research publications before my 22nd birthday >I won a merit award from a congressman >I assisted with a procedure on Yoko Ono >I helped a friend write a personal statement that eventually helped her get a few thousand dollars in scholarship money (this is probably the most monumental thing I've done for another person) >I'm a 5'4", 102 lb Indian-Guyanese/Filipino hybrid that has somehow never been bullied in his life for those things, and I come to this board to actively discourage myself from pursuing archetypal Chad-dom/sex/gfs/relationships in the best way I know how (logically, so my physical disadvantages really help in that sense), so that I can focus on getting accolades and achievements for my passions and grinding for my own success, which seems to make me happy more than anything
Xavier James
>strongly religious >watching hentai >being a "dancer"
1. im 40 cm taller than my gf 2. i can cook a steak pretty damn good 3. i have sleep paralysis about once a week 4. i've won money every single time i went to the casino (only 5 times) 5. i prefer to dry swallow pills
nice, I presume uniracial? I wish I was that; it would get me closer to having a true sense of belonging somewhere, which is the other big thing I'm missing in my life.
Ryan Robinson
1) I can engage with new people okay but I can't hold relationships woth people because I get more nervous the more I learn about them, so I retreat so I dont say anything stupid or and thing other people will take offense in because I don't know what is right to say or not. Aspie btw
2) I got a few chronical diseases that have made it pretty annoying and hard for me. (Not because of obesity, im skeleton)
3) I am 18 y/o khv and have been a NEET my entire life.
4) I have no friends irl and the few people I talked to online I dont talk to anymore. Never had irl friends since 2015. Have barely talked to anyone online for a year. (Not counting messaging on image boards)
5) I am either going to get forced into working by parents because I still live at home or I might be able to NEET it 1 more year when I am either going to start studying again but in uni (CS or Computer Engineering) or will get kicked out and need to wagecuck. I am trying to make a plan on how I can live of welfare and see if I can get a cheap shithole where I live.
1. I was diagnosed with autism (aspergers but they don't diagnose that as a separate condition anymore, it's just 'Autism Spectrum Disorder' now) and anxiety last year. 2. I have a law degree and thinking of going back to do a Computer Science degree as I find programming very interesting. Perhaps I could combine both of my possible fields and do something in tech law (I did write my dissertation in that area) 3. I have lost 65KG in the past 10 months. Another 5 to go for my goal. 4. I am learning Swedish. 5. I love Jesus
Anthony Walker
>4. I am learning Swedish Why tf are you doing that? t. Swede
Bentley Kelly
My best friend is Swedish and I think it'd be cool to talk to him in his native tongue :) I understand more than I can speak myself, sentence structure is still fucking me a bit.
Adrian Rogers
Yea swedish has alot of rules but also alot of exceptions in its language. Also where you from?
Kayden Hill
Storbritannien :)
Kayden Campbell
Your country should be proud if this man >pic related Okej men ha det roligt med att lara dig svenska, din lilla fitta. Have a nice day
Tack! Good luck with Trump bombing you over A$AP Rockey
Jose Wright
I'm fine with that. Sweden became shit a long time ago. Im probably going to move to Norway, Finland or Japan.
Jason Bell
1. I hate my fucking life 2. 5'6 18 year old manlet 3. Joining the army 4. Metalhead and I like a lot of post apocalyptic shit 5. Fucking nobody is gonna read this, let alone respond.
Charles Cox
Why do you hate your life, user?
Oliver Butler
Mostly frustrating, I'm getting to a point where I want absolutely no friends, let alone a gf. I feel like I've been waiting my entire life for my life to fucking start.
Chase Baker
1.) Can't do a single goddamn pushup 2.) am a fatass 3.) am currently on my computer 4.) there is a pack of 5gum on my desk 5.) there is a near-empty glass of water on my desk
Jace Johnson
Just go for a walk user, 45 mins a day you'd be pretty good
Noah Reed
>I studied japanese for four years in HS and plan on minoring in it >5'6" 18 year old manlet, but don't care about my height, and fairly satisfied with my life >My mom almost named me Orion (or maybe O'Ryan, I can't remember) even though we're Ethiopians. >My parents immigrated from the middle of nowhere in Ethiopia and became succesful, integrated members of american society, which is pretty impressive >been on a metal streak lately but I listen to everything Bonus fact, I'm trying to get (more) into gats, as well as getting into backpacking I'm going to respond to you, brother. it's ok to not want a GF. it's a huge commitment that, if you're not very social, isn't really that much of a payoff. Maybe the army will help with the hatred of your life. Starting to work out really made me feel more satisfied and confident. It's only been about a month and a half, and I haven't seen much gains, but I still enjoy it. I think I've seen you before, Yoko Operation user.
It's not particularly that I don't want a gf, but I've just dealt with a lot of shitty people I don't want to deal with anymore, that's what I was going for with the army tho
Alexander Bennett
I was just headbanging to that song while running errands with my little sisters today. The older one is usually really uptight, religious, and really elitist about music, so it was surreal to see her get so into that song. Good times.
Kayden Smith
> Tiny black confident weebo That's a pretty cool user. I'm 5'6" like the rest of this thread. Guess that's the robot height.
Christopher Nguyen
do basic hip/lower back mobility stretching or start a beginner yoga routine. your physical and mental health will improve if you have sufficient connections with your body. really attempt to 'feel' the stretch in the desired area and dont forget to take deep breaths in and out.
Matthew Morales
Ah. I would assume that you'll have to deal with a lot of people in the army. Don't try to run from your problems though, try to get better at solving them. You'll have to deal with people everywhere, so you should learn how to do it. I'm not as confident as my post made it sound, I guess. I don't really talk to people much, but that's more because I don't usually feel like it, rather than because I'm nervous, like I used to be. My coworkers said I was """acting more emotionless than usual""" a few days ago because I was really engrossed in a book I was reading when I wasn't working and ignoring them, and asked me not to shoot up the workplace. I dunno what that says about me, but I don't think it screams confidence. I'm better than I used to be, though, and that's all that really matters. Rome wasn't built in a day.
Christopher Butler
To an extent yeah, I wouldn't really have to be friends with them though, especially in that line of work.
Logan Sullivan
i hope you die and get your planet with virgins then ill come and fuck em all before you can and sick my pup on your mom
Matthew Perry
>1) i built my first pc when i was 12 >2) started studying philosophy at 15, not that interesting but i think it's kind of uncommon >3) i was a neet for 2 years, now i'm socially inept and find it hard to be around more than 5 people or so, i also have to be close to a wall/corner or i get scared >4) a girl hugged me once and now i'm scared of intimacy >5) i'm 5'4 and 92lbs which i've been told is small i'm not good at these things
bought home that i like to keep nice and clean do self improvment things like read and exercise ex girlfriend of 2 months ago called me tonight imnotnorm moments spent in nature and the bliss of good music keep me alive
Logan Howard
Philosophy is really popular right now, stick with the PC shit it'll make you a lot more money.
James Mitchell
how did you learn english from a vending machine lmao
Cameron Rodriguez
how can someone possibly go through fucking law school while being an autist
Jackson Cook
>I realize the entire field of cryptocurrency is essentially a scam after solving it. explain
Nathan Russell
idk I knew a few people who had aspergers on my course aspergers people usual have high intellectual but low social skills, so good in areas such as law where you just read a lot of cases/statutes and apply them to scenarios
Liam Barnes
> I don't want to dox myself, but I sure as hell want to collect data on the rest of you You are all retards for jumping on this ridiculous bait, just for your opportunity to get a few precious yous. Kill yourselves you are all boring
Evan Garcia
This guy posts on Jow Forums occasionally, I've seen him around. No need to call it bait. I'm sure his mind is just on 24/7 and he needs a place to vent once in a while.
Noah Stewart
i'm sure we're all just bored and have some things to share with other anons, no one is instilling any value in this nice to see someone being considerate around here
1. I'm 6'1 and fat 2. I spent drunk or sleeping most of my highschool 3. Currently in law school but i don't want to be a lawyer 4. My facade is really good, everyone thinks i'm a normie 5. Last year my 14yo dog died and it affected me more than when close family members have died
1. I've spent almost two thousand dollars in the past few months on vintage electric fans. Have been completely obsessed with fans for years now. Have 30+ fans in my apartment. Some dating as old as 1910. I'm probably going to go bankrupt buying all this shit. But I just love them. 2. Aspergers. 3. I have been mentioned in my local newspaper. 4. I drink criminal amounts of coffee. My morning cup has about half an inch of solidified coffee at the bottom. I mix it quickly then down the hatch. 5. I have eaten the same exact breakfast for the past 11 years. Of the same exact brands. I should probably have stock in that bread company by now.
Jayden Ross
>vintage electric fans Weird and beautiful. Do you repair them as well?
Lincoln Thompson
1. I fucking hate my Uni program (eng) 2. I am addicted to porn 3. I am a bi dom and want to fuck everything around me 4. I can't display romance properly 5. I can't keep anything stable for more than 2 weeks
Tyler Powell
1.uhh. 2.yea. 3.mhm. 4.... 6.ok
Camden Sanders
1. I think OP is a faggot 2. He's a liar 3. His parents are very worried about him 4. Wow, what a faggot OP, really haven't seen one this faggoty in a while 5. Yes
>I am probably the oldest person currently browsing Jow Forums at the moment How old are you? Just curios.
William Cook
Gas the bikes race cars now - zer0
Hunter Lewis
Thank you fren. Indeed. But for myself only. Many if not all need to be rewired, regreased, repainted, polished. I like to give them all a nice long braided cable to finish it off. The copper windings are usually fine I find, but in a worst case you do need to make new ones. That's a pain in the ass. The cables are usually just falling apart. They work but you wouldn't sleep with it running. Rarely some of them have asbestos wiring and paper asbestos over metal contacts so you have to watch for that. One I have I have confirmed through testing to be covered head to toe in lead paint. I cant sand it off or paint over it so it just sits on my shelfs. It's weird, I literally knew nothing about any of these things a month ago. Sorry for the info dump. Hope you have a good day friend.
Hunter Ross
1) I'm a 5'8 chinese filipino gookhead
2) I've spent 21 years of my life leaving my mental health unchecked. It wasn't until I got into a car accident this year and started acting on suicidal thoughts that I finally decided to visit a psychiatrist. I'm diagnosed with ADHD and depression, but at least now I have some meds so that I can finally function like a regular human being. I wonder if my life would've been different if I had done this earlier?
3) I've gotten rejected 19 times throughout primary school, but I finally was able to start a relationship with a cute, petite filipino girl who happens to be into the same weebshit that I'm into. She's asexual which is a huge compatibility issue between us, however I have a ridiculously huge foot fetish so I get a FUCKton of footjobs. I think normally I would've passed at giving this relationship a chance due to the sexual incompatibility, but I'm honestly terrified of being alone. She's the closest I've ever been to another person and she's goddamn cute
4) I worked at Starbucks to pay for a trip to Japan. That trip is next week, I hope Starbucks was worth it because god damn I fucking hate Starbucks customers.
>i go to art school >my body is shit but i'm 188cm with a nice face so i still can get girls >people think i'm funny, but i just think i'm autistic >i have severe anxiety and anorexia >my dick is very thick
Ethan Reed
Chad can you just fuck off please
Joshua Martinez
>I am an offical YuGiOh judge >I am ranked in the top 150 in the world in HackTheBox >I have had sex with 34 women >I received a reply to an email I sent moot in 2008 >I assisted with the sound mixing for a movie released in 2012
Elijah Gomez
>by age 16 had fist sized objects in self due to boredom growing up
not from it, but when i was like 7 or so saw an english institute and they had a vending machine inside (they are extremely rare where i live), i asked my parents to go in to use the machine, they accept, they saw the prices werent bad and inscribed me
Julian Jackson
>Have a sense of humor most people find generally funny but always crude >Manage to be somewhat witty and in a good mood most of the time which usually lifts up the morale of people around me >People think I'm an innocent virgin while I had sex before and I use to deal drugs >I flirt with women and drop them the moment they show interest in me >I have no regard for my safety whatsoever beside wearing a seat belt because it helps me drive faster This isn't a place to blog post faggot
