Any experience with Therapists Jow Forums neets?

went to one for a year. was completely pointless. therapists are for normalfags who actually enjoy spilling their guts. therapists have no idea how to help an autist who doesn't want to speak to anyone.

They are there to help normies when their dog dies and they feel sad for a week.

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>wont openly guilt trip you
mine does every session, and regularly does it in the lobby as I leave too... Ummm maybe I should stop going

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therapy is a fucking joke. I tried eloquently explaining my robotdom to my therapist and she didn't grasp it at all. one day she completely snapped and started saying "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" and encouraged me to go into the city and do ridiculous public antics to cure my depression and social anxiety

Yes. Mommy makes me go because "this will halp get on SSI" even though it does not I'd never hear the end of it. I stopped going a few times and one time even I told the therapist how I really felt and she griped at me herself to leave and never come back and wanted me to go to group circle sort of place full of unironic retards some place. ESE tier kids that can't walk and stuff hang out nearby making sandwiches and that therapist, stupid as my mother, thinks that would lead to a job and or friends. People are stupid. Even if they weren't therapy, for lack of a better way to describe something so primitive, shaky, futile, is a meme. After a year of going once per month she told me she didn't want to waste her time for fifteen years with me being in the same spot because I refuse to do what she says and or take pills and other (((stuff))) that only an idiot would do. I have a new therapist now that is three times dumber but more attractive than the last one, also she's my age, so I just vent at her and she listens and doesn't take me as seriously as the last one. Probably goes home and makes fun of me to her friends, but still the mother won't help me get on the bux if I don't go there.

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Been seeing one for a couple weeks now, shes so nice it's weird. Like I didn't know people that nice existed, she's trying to help me get back into studying and helping me to find outlets for my issues etc

I think it's also about finding the right one for you too OP

you just sound like a normalfag. ie someone therapy works for. if you're a genuinely fucked up aspie shut in there's nothing anybody can do for you except medicate you until you feel nothing

Judging by how tomorrow goes I wont be a NEET anymore, but therapists really are a waste of a time if you have actual genuine problems and possess a functioning brain. At best they will just listen to your blabbering for a bit, maybe make some worthless remark or platitude that you have likely heard 5 trillion times before, but at worst like said you will get sent to the looney bin if you say too much wrongthink. Now you would think that, given the fact that they are a fucking therapist, their entire job would be to give some sad sap an outlet to vent and talk about what they are feeling deep down inside, and maybe offer some actual advice on how to go about dealing with that. But that isnt even remotely true, they are just there to either bleed your time and money or get you hooked up on some pills that will fry your brain. Therapists are pretty much just for normies who have things like meme depression, where they are sad because some girl or something didnt talk back to them, or because their dog died or even saw a sad movie or TV show. Once they face somebody who is fucked up and has actual issues is when their true uselessness is revealed. Its like they cant grasp such a thing being even possible, or actively try not to for the sake of maintaining their just world fallacy.

kek
how could a job make you happy?

my therapist fucking sucks he never says anything helpful imo just goes on about how i should stop abusing stuffs and how nice my life is and i shouldnt be like this. i lie to him all the time and for a therapist he cant even understand what a hack lmao not like i actually care about therapy anyways its a big meme they just want u to be addicted on SSRIs and leave a life of emptyness

normalfags are of the opinion that the cure to life's ills resides in doing menial tasks all day for monetary reward. this is the level of thinking of the people you are trying to reason with about your severe mental dysfunction. it's pointless. they genuinely believe that 90% of your mental anguish is caused by not having a job or studying etc. and they will actively ignore all your personal examples of how doing these things led to your mental breakdown

what does he say in particular?

lmao
women intelligence
i'm pretty sure you can sue for that you should do it

>ESE tier
what is that?

this was years ago. I just laughed, walked out and never came back

should demand a new therapist
i assumed doctors and therapists would have to be kinda smart but apparently not
that's why i think the npc meme has to be real
just a bunch of soulless bots

>. if you're a genuinely fucked up aspie shut in there's nothing anybody can do for you
this
expect emotionless pills are bad for you

I went to this one psychologist. her therapy was all nonsense about feeling good and the people there didn't know what they were doing at all.
then I went to another psychologist who is this really old lady who has been doing this for decades and she actually knows what she's doing. she's helping me a lot with my OCD and she got me to be able to pet my dog again which made my whole family happy. I had a manic episode for a month and kept going to therapy and she didn't notice even though she treats bipolar people as well. so to summarize I'd say you need to find a good therapist and tell them the truth about your problems and you can make improvements. just don't get yourself sent to the psych ward like said.
and it costs a lot

Yeah, they're a waste of your time unless your problems are skin deep, anything else requiring some time and effort and they'll just forget everything you've said from one time to the next, despite keeping a journal, you end up repeating yourself until you stop as they're not listening anyway

You should have replied with fuck you and left
i remember as a child i got threw into a psych ward and forced to be a submissive good goyim out of fear that lasted until the 9th-10th grade

>what does he say
it's like being around my parents, really
>maybe you should work at X place, user
>how's that job coming?
etc....

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therapy is essentially just reprogramming training. they won't actually engage in the way you view life but rather try to pursued you to into thinking and behaving like a bluepilled little drone. that is the crux of what they're trying to achieve

fucking morons
i already caved in and got some jew pills
i just want to keep my ssi

Tier as in fighting tiers as in at the level of or same type of and ESE means special ed and stands for exceptional student education or something but that's what we called it here growing up. ESE. Special ed, but with a nicer sound to it so kids would not go I'M NOT SPESHUL UR SPECHUL LEMME LONE so exceptional instead I guess...

I eventually did if you read the comment. The new one is some ditz.

Yeah i know that
if i ever opened up to anyone like a therapist or doctor they would try to put me in a psyche ward and well it would be suicide by cop because i'm not fucking going.
maybe you'll see me on the news one day if i ever have to go for some reason and let something slip in a mania mode

anyone else here always put in special ed?
there where 2 different types of special eds classes
ones with somewhat weird robotish kids and nerds
and ones with the completely disappeared disfigured ones with mental retardation.

what about psychiatrists? I know they get a bad rap for pushing pills but I'd actually like to see someone who has a high IQ and can evaluate me in a clinical way and tell me what specific disorders I have be it aspergers, schizoid etc. I feel like knowing what is wrong with me would give me great comfort

I am a therapist. I really enjoy it as a craft and a profession.

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>tard wranglers certainly wont be able to wrangle this tard!
>mfw you get WRANGLED

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>and tell me what specific disorders I have be it aspergers, schizoid etc.
you should be able to tell if you have it

I'm too nutso to view myself objectively. I think all my behaviours are normal until other people tell me otherwise. I strongly suspect I just want confirmation

I'm not a retard you cunt
post location and i'll kick your ass
and they have security apprehend you.

>shes so nice it's weird. Like I didn't know people that nice existed
>Dudes I think that stripper is totally into me!

They're there for regular people who feel that there's something wrong with them because they're sad that work sucked last week, or because forgot to tuck them in one night when they were 6, or whatever other fucking reason. They're typically useless to anybody with actual mental problems. Some of them are alright if they've been doing it for a long time. Look for an older psychiatrist if you're gonna go to one.

Yes. I am the type from the upper special ed myself and even then always got top grades due to not actually being retarded so they took me out by the 9th grade, but of course by then it was too late. I'd be better off if I had the special ed version of the derploma as it is useless in this day and age. Not like I'll ever stop being a neet as it is. Retards however, due to that lower disfigured type, get special treatment indeed. You can see 'that' type of human bagging groceries and other easy jobs due to normalfags virtue signalling. They give them an easy way out, but if slightly retarded you're expected to buck up, but in this overly competitive world it's not actually possible to succeed when you were destined to be the loser even though you're not the actual bottom feeder that they handicap. It's ironic, but normalfaggots are stupid in a very special way themselves.

>it's useless
As in, the normal one is useless.

By it I meant the normal one is useless as it is without secondary education due to the system being backwards, to clarify that.

>tfw got took out if it twice
>tfw started purposely doing meh c tier to stay in special ed and not do anything

i argued with mine a lot. she did help validate some of my emotions and made it clear to me i had abusive figures and toxic relationships in my life. i'm still pretty neet, but not as severely. i recognize there were things and people holding me back but they weren't completely to blame.
i still recommend therapy, especially if there's no one you can talk to in a reasonably unfiltered way and you feel very trapped in your head.

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If you want to confess anything and not go to jail or a psych ward go to a Catholic priest. Schedule a confession and just talk, they can not and will not break the seal of confession.

have you been to one?
why specifically catholic?

ok nibbas here goes my experience with therapists
>really short hairless jewish guy
>go down a long carpetted hall way to a comfy fucking room to talk with him
>we sit down he makes me take a bunch of tests and shit
>next time i see him he tells me i have autism, a very severe learning disability and an extremely high verbal comprehension index (pic related)
>spend the next couple years asking him what to do with this information
>the only answer i have ever gotten is a very soft spoken "you are fucked retard enjoy"
>no matter what i ask
>what are jobs for verbal comprehension index
>what do i do to cope with autism
>how do i work with a learning disability
>the strongest answer i get is "work harder than other people to perform like a normal person"
>get so fed up with this shit that i get a new therapist
>really tall harry jewish guy
>new guy just makes fucking small talk about things that interest him
>no matter how hard i try that is all i get from him, just more and more small talk
all i know from my doctors is that i am fucked and will be miserable. they gave me these pills that castrated me (my dick doesn't work anymore) and that is about it. i tried to kill myself recently and was in a ward for a while, now I gotta go see therapists again.

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This is a meme, they can and do

Strippers will love you like a long lost soul mate, that is till you run outa coke.

t. Ran outa coke

Theyre just something for you to talk to, youd be better off making a friend online or not paying hundreds of dollars and getting help from a nonprofit

i imagine i would enjoy it too. to bad it is almost impossible to get into

The best thing you can do is yelling for meds so you can save some money for the meds instead of paying the therapist

>tfw you try to make a good post
>tfw no replies

Im not the user from before but,
Because priests are Catholic, and also
They will give you real help instead of just looking at you like a test object and then judging you without second thought.
IMO Priests are like therapists but free and actually willing to help instead of just shill.

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should i go to a big churge or a small church?
won't they just tell you to get a job or go to church?

try not being a nigger zoomer

>>we sit down he makes me take a bunch of tests and shit
how on paper or what?

>>the only answer i have ever gotten is a very soft spoken "you are fucked retard enjoy"
did he actually say that?

yeah on paper but he also made me take a brain scan thing like pic related
rude and crude

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>(my dick doesn't work anymore)
tried anything to fix that?
also sue dumbass
you can get a least a couple hundred k from that

no he implied it very heavily. he kept saying "to meet normal standards you will need to work much harder" and "you are going to have a very hard life"

>made me take a brain scan thing like pic related
ugh wtf
what does that do and how did it feel?

Anyone know the difference between a therapist and a psychologist?

i was a child when it started. my parents legally signed off on something not knowing what they were getting into or how bad it would be. i was about 10 at the time and had been harming myself and other people so they were so afraid they didn't know what to do.

what kind of autism and learning disability?
at least if he said that then you can get neetbux

it scan you brain activity and makes one of these

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jew 1 and jew 2

i am an amerishart we don't do neetbux. if we do i don't qualify for them
therapists don't work with psychiatrists, can't supply medication and prescriptions and don't make as much money

>parents can fuck you for life and force stuff
F r e e d o m

no but seriously

originolio

It depends.
Id say find something at least like this
Traditional Churches like this one tend to be more helpful.
Modern churches are less involved and usually dont hold confessions.
So keep an eye out for Gothic Buildings like this one because they tend to be more traditionally oriented.

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i already told you
>therapists don't work with psychiatrists, can't supply medication and prescriptions and don't make as much money

>therapists don't work with psychiatrists, can't supply medication and prescriptions and don't make as much money
oh ok thanks fren

can a therapist give an official diagnosis?

no problem dude. they are also usually jewish and don't really want to help you from my expierence. it is a con and they will throw you away. i have been to churches, they just tell me i am a sinner and i need to believe in god and i am miserable cause i am not believing hard enough.
my parents were good people who were so frightened they didn't know what to do. the doctor also heavily implied that this wasn't going to happen and was an extremely rare side effect. it's fine honestly, probably the best part of all this in fact. sex and relationships seem to only bring misery and poverty.

no but they can refer you to a doctor

>official diagnosis
wtf is this even? If you mean for something like neetbux, you prob need a psychiatrist

Jewish leaders are called rabbi.
Also I just said that modern priests are less likely to help.
Look for traditional priests, theyd be willing to guide you Im sure.
Dont waste money on a therapist.

>i have been to churches, they just tell me i am a sinner and i need to believe in god and i am miserable cause i am not believing hard enough.
kek
why are Christians literally retarded

>no but they can refer you to a doctor
tfw too nervous to go to one
tfw they'll likely tell me to just be myself and get a job

yeah neetbux
anyone know if family doctors can do it?

in america unless you are actually retarded you won't get shiti know that dude. i was talking about therapists. i am not a kike, if i was i would be well-connected enough to find a purpose for my autism

like just to clarify how fucked things are in america. i knew someone who emptied his bank account to pay for chemo-therapy despite working a six figure job his whole life and never spending on anything (i mean anything he had no family) the soical system here is fucked because boomers and war

Can go both ways. Knowing you're an actual autist whos no.1 death cause is suicide by the age of 35 isn't a great feeling.

Okay good to know.
Its kind of disappointing how you can literally find therapy for free and people are giving away tens to hundreds and even in cases thousands when they dont need to.

I was seeing a psychiatrist. One day she asked me how I was doing at the start of the session. I answered briefly and then asked how she was doing, just out of basic courtesy. We spent the rest of the session discussing why I asked her how she was. And I had to pay her for the privilege.

The only thing that helps is drugs, not therapy. Never go to someone just to talk, it's a waste of money and useless.

holy shit man
poor bastard

>I answered briefly and then asked how she was doing, just out of basic courtesy. We spent the rest of the session discussing why I asked her how she was. And I had to pay her for the privilege.
wtf why
you really don't need a kike to know if you have autism or not

>in america unless you are actually retarded you won't get shit
why not
i see people with nothing wrong with them get ssi

yeah he was my best friend for a year. he died of kidney cancer because a bunch of kikes decided to charge 1000% for chemo these kikes to be specific

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tell me more
run by this kike to be specific. who is currently ceo of bloomberg lp a software company that owns tons of little proxy companies like davita

Anyone can be a therapist, they dont know shit about mental disorders they are just empathic individuals to support a temporary problem, basically saying what people want to hear. Psychologists have years of education and understanding of how to treat minor disorders but cant cure major depression, severe anxiety, psychopaths, schitzoids or autism. Psychiatrists are doctors who specialized in mental health so they can prescribe meds but like a psychologist cant really cure the list of disorders i mentioned.

>tell me more
a ton of crackheads junkys etc
niggers hillbillies etc
drug dealers

Bastards
someone needs to pull a killdozer on whoever the top dog is there

well yeah but that is welfare not disability. my parents income bracket is too high for that. i will work a job i hate until i die. my voice is strongest know and i have no use for it. i will be silenced slowly and then flatline until i die. i will work harder to maintain normalcy

forgot the picture. here is the guy in charge. he lives in jew york somewhere

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