I'm bored, let's talk about whatever

Tell me about your day or dreams or something

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Today was the same as every other day for the past 4 years.

i had a dream last night, it's hard to remember but, i think i was dreaming about a black dude who started fucking a big stuffed alpaca i have near my bed, then i woke up

In what way? Hhh

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Ok, just what the fuck

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Today I went to work. I scanned over 7000 QR codes. There is a girl that works there with such a luscious butt. I want to spank it so hard. After work I went to the bouldering gym and there was a girl with an even more incredible ass that I followed around the whole time I was there. Pretty good day.

i think i cropped that image. did you like saga s far?

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Don't know what that is but I thought the image was pretty funny so I kept it

New cashier at gas station hit on me when buying cigs, needed to buy a lighter for my camels bc I forgot mine at home so she gave me hers when I asked for one, went home and smoked a cig while jacking off to a Lady Fyre cig smoking vid and nutted on the lighter after licking it.

Is there anything going on between you and the girl with a luscious butt, user?

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fair enough. its a comic book series written by brian k vaughan who did y the last man. would recommend

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Might check it out someday

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This Lady fyre?

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Why do normies waste their time interacting with people they dont like?
First my co-workers find me weird, funny, to annoying, then now they think I'm stupid or "off". I kinda wish I cut contact with all of them, but they seem to act like more jerks if they notice I don't respond back to them.

I have a "friend" who acts the same way towards me and it's actually annoying

dreams? ok heres on i had like 2 days ago, more of a nightmare really
>be me
>at some kind of large hotel/convention center type building
>watching some random kid
>no idea who tf it belongs to but w/e its chill
>having a generally good time, swim in pool
>no memory exists here
>walking down stairwell of x floor
>suddenly kid stops
>gets this freakish blank expression on his face and sits down
>i continue down stairs a bit as if to say 'lets go'
>kid stands up and runs down hallway
>runs into a room with the door partly open
>get a glimpse inside room
>theres a few people in there with high tech equipment
>radio frequency brainwashing machines or some shit idk
>they're straight up mind controlling kids and abducting them
>get the distinct feeling that whoever is doing this has a huge amount of money and power and if i let this door close they will disappear forever
>chase kid but door slams in my face
>im fucking terrified I just let a kid get abducted
>idk what to do so i just scream for help
>literally scream for help and wake myself up
mfw

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Then...dont interact with him...

I stopped a while ago, I'm sorry I had who used to annoy me

Why it just be like that? Just respectfully cut off from someone instead of playing mind games?

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What are the best jobs in the west where you are legally allowed to kill people? There is executioner but that is a very difficult position. They don't give it to just anyone.

I want some advice on a girle. Sure this is a weird place to ask, but I think everyone has some intuition and there are enough normalfags here who could help too.

>Be me
>Meet girl summer job
>Pretty qt, slender, but gives of "not like other girls" vibes.
>She's tall for a woman, around my height, 5'8"
>Decide not to be a faggot, and talk to her
>She seems pretty nice, invite her to a party that I decided to host only for the reason that she'd come
>GreatGatsby.exe
>Give her my number so she can text me to get let into the apartment complex.
>She doesn't show up or ask
>But texts me at 1 am telling me she wish she would have come.
>I still take it as a sign of no interest.
>Decide to just casually tease/banter with her like I would any male companion of mine. Maybe she'll like me, or at least I'll have a fun summer.
>ffw about 1 and 1/2 months
>Tells me about how she helped some guy b/c he was attractive and made a Ted Bundy joke out of it.
>ffw a few days to this week
>"user I like your outfit today"
>"user when you get a new phone will your number be the same?"
>She tells me a story about a guy at our work who seems interested in her asking to "hang out" with her in a joking way.
>I say things like "Invite me to the wedding" or "Is that what you're gonna wear on your date?"
>She laughs and tells me "fuck off" like you'd say to one of your mates.
>Waits to ride back to our neighborhood on the train with me.
So do you think she likes me or am I just in the friend zone still? I'm a khv, so I feel very cautious about assuming too much with grills, but this seems kind of promising.

Let me clarify and type it out slowly this time, I had a friend that used to do shit like that but we are no longer friends and I having abit of difficulty understanding your questions

Military maybe?

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Give me a sec, I gotta do something real quick

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>but this seems kind of promising.

No, it doesn't.

she thinks you're gay, or her bitch

Im trying to become less of a fat fuck and I'm hungry, but hunger pain also feels kind of good now.

The only thing going on between us is that I stare at her butt as much as possible. Her name is Maddie and I want to see my handprint on her butt.

I lost some weight and I feel proud about it but now I just can't help but want to do nothing but eat all time. I mean I'm still like 20-30lbs overweight but I lost like 37 and i want to keep losing but the hunger is intense senpai

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Tell us more about her, user. dhgdhd

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That's a depressing dream

Sadly I don't know much about her, we don't really work together and she always has her headphones on. I just see her when I leave my area to take stuff to the recycling. She had nice short shorts on today.

Probably right, well I will probably kill myself pretty soon

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I don't have much experience with dating so all I could really tell you is to remain cautious and try to find out if she likes u through her friend but keep in mind that she if she doesn't like then it's not the end of the world

Does she ever notice your presence or just ignore you?

She's polite to me and says hi in the morning, but that's all I could expect, I'm a fucking weirdo loser.

At least she says hi

Just finished my daily wank: I haven't had sex in 10 months. I'm extremely lonely.
However, before you think I'm a true robot, my current celibacy is due to the fact that my wife's pregnancy killed her sex drive. She gave birth to a healthy baby girl some months ago. She's recovered physically, but her sex drive is toast. I am happy, but I'm literally horny every second of the day. I ain't no two timing scum bag, but damn now I at least understand why scum bag alpha chads cheat.

I see you are a fine gentleman working on leveling up your sneak stat.

When I was leaving she was too and bending over to take off her shoes, I wished so much I could get a picture but I have failed all of you, and myself.

So you're lonely but you have a wife? Why don't you speak to her about it or have you already with no success?

Don't be so hard on yourself. Glorious asses are to be enjoyed in the moment. If you were fumbling with your phone, you would not have savored the ass properly with no guarantee of getting a good shot. Sometimes its best to simply allow your eyes to gentle caress her in secret than put a lens in between you and the gates of heaven.

I think i reach rock bottom its only upwards from here

We have made a few attempts at intimacy, but I can't seem to get her libido going. Sure we could just go for hand jobs or blow jobs, but true intimacy requires both partners enjoying each other. That simply isn't an option.

Also, babies eat time and energy from their parents, so sexual needs are constantly being put on the back burner.

Sounds like fun. Hdh

Thank you for that. You are absolutely right. I hope I will see her again.

Its not as bad as I make it sound. The baby is a true joy when she is happy or sleeping. But there are trade offs
It doesn't help that I'm a mentally ill faggot whose paranoia is constantly telling him that he's been cucked even though there is absolutely no evidence of it.

What mental illnesses do have if u don't mind me asking?

I had a dream where I was hanging out with a bunch of kids, probably some 14/12 year olds at my uni campus. For some reason these kids decided to run at night, so I followed, they ran on the street for some reason, all laughing. I look back and see a car, running over the one kid that lagged behind.

Then the dream cuts to what seems to be the view from a cop riding with me and the kids in the back of the cop car while I try to describe what happened, I remember my voice being weird during that and even myself describing it as so.

Cut again to me and these kids in court where the guy is sentenced for 12 years for killing a 12 year old. At that point I wake up as I notice the age factor of the child shouldn't really be considered when handing out sentencing, at least not in the cummulative way the judge was setting (if the kid were to be 13 he would get 13 years).

I could dream of dragons and rainbows or whatever cool imaginative thing people dream about, instead I dream about court cases and other everyday things.

Chronic Schizophrenia in remission with medication and active therapy. It is one of the most difficult conditions to manage, but I've made good progress from when I first got diagnosed.
Still sucks ass though.