I wish I wasn't a slut

>Plus I'm married now so at least my number won't be going up.
Wouldn't bet on that. The higher the bodycount the higher the divorce rate. On phone though so I don't have the stats saved.

This shit is fucking hilarious desu

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Can we swap emails and I can talk to you behind your husband's back and you can talk to me behind my fiance's back?

You should probably dump your fiance if you want to have an affair.

here it is i think

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I'd prefer to just chat to you over the internet

>I wish i wasn't a slut
Only you made that choice.
>I do wish sometimes I was more pure
Well you can't and if you had a time machine you wouldn't.
>So I guess I'm not that big of slut.
If you're under 30 you are.