Fembot thread

>actually having unrealistic expectations
Why? Your sexy folder is supposed to be a cope for loneliness. If you're actually trying to meet someone who looks like your fantasies you are immature.
That said; I love fat asians.

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You can just by getting a good haircut, being good at makeup and having a nice sense of style. The catch is that he will not be loyal for longer than 3 weeks max

Perhaps women don't all want someone who just wants to fuck them. Perhaps they want someone with whom they can share a meaningful relationship. And perhaps those men are significantly harder to find because, as you say, "100s of guys want to fuck (them)".

>going on tinder
>looking for a meaningful relationship
It shouldn't have to be said. But nonetheless, pick one and only one.

No one's going on tinder, user. That other user just picked that out of thin air.

Well that was the premise though.

I literally can't tell if I'm getting friendzoned.

>have male friend
>we text everyday
>we call each other and talk for a few hours at a time
>we stream movies together
>planning a cross country (okay, cross-couple-of-states) roadtrip for our week off
>calls me adorable when I get mad
>tells me I look "comfy"
>told me he's into femdom
>when I joked about him staring at a woman's ass he said he likes tits and I have E cups

But...
>got offended by my use of racial slurs in jokes
>had a oneitis and even though he said it's over he is still friends with her
>tells me if he thinks women in movies are hot
>in general shows me images of women he thinks are hot
>seems to have a thing for redheads (and I have black hair), admits to having a thing for redheads to me
>told me he prefers comics/hentai to 3D porn
Am I friendzoned? What the fuck is this?

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The premise is just the OP post. Nothing about tinder there.

>tells me I look "comfy"
wtf is that about, not romantic language at all
he sounds like a bit of a red flag tbqh

If he really did like you, he'd be a complete retard who doesn't sincerely care about you. Give it up, user.

>comfy
When we stream movies I'll cuddle up in my bed and he'll comment that I look "comfy".

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>When we stream movies I'll cuddle up in my bed and he'll comment that I look "comfy".
oh okay. well that's what i used to say to my ex so maybe it's not that neutral. the rest could be a deflection so you don't catch onto his feelings but i don't know, it's hard to say.

implying all that fucked up incel whine "those 10/10 thots owe me sex and they have to be virgins tooooooooo"

>Doesn't even know how to imply right

You have to go back

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Pam isnt a robot are you fucking kidding me

Phyllis, the cat lady, or that horny witch Meredith are the fembots.

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>hard to say
>even others are confused about my friendzone state
Thank you for replying. Yeah, I definitely do the deflection thing. I also have joked about my husbandos. Oh, and he asked what kind of guys I like.

asking about your tastes is a sign of interest for sure. maybe you're over complicating things...

Yeah, maybe. In the past I took Jow Forums's advice and gave up on having standards so I would ask basically any guy out. I got rejected a lot, so now when I'm talking to the first guy I've ever been in love with it seems... I don't know. Impossible?

yeah i see how that seems unlikely. it looks like you've taken a more organic approach this time. i hope it works out for you but again, i don't know, it's one of those situations where you just have to take a shot in the dark. the whole trip thing seems intimate enough. maybe some feelings will be sparked and you'll come out with a brand new boyfriend?

>>told me he prefers comics/hentai to 3D porn
Based. What a patrician.

Is this a Discord thing? If this is IRL just pull his dick out. Guys online won't admit their feelings because they've been burned too many times because there are volcel girls who don't want them to fly out to fuck them or whatever and are scared and flaky cause they are using the guys for emotional/sexual exploring and too pussy to get laid.

Unzip his pants next time you look "comfy" and tell him you want to guzzle it all. And then do it. You'll be fine. This is the easiest fucking thing in the world.

>have folder for qt guys
>also have a folder for qt girls
I'm not even into girls but I still have the folder. Though neither folder is bigger than my porn one desu.

I feel you, user. Qt girls are just nice to look at.

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>In the past I took Jow Forums's advice
I'm going to stop you right there.

If OP really asked many guys out and they said no I wanna see what they look like desu. I mean that shit will work for literally anyone. There's always someone uglier than you.

>If OP really asked many guys out
You know she didn't. What she means by "basically anyone" is "basically a slightly less suboptimal 8/10 Chad." Trust me on this I took a udemy course on Thottery.

hot guy here
AMA femanons

femanons where are you? I am waiting

I have a folder dedicated to nice places for my alternative reality primitive city-state to start. And a folder of historical images so I can be prepared to be a god king to my people there. Literally learned old irrigation technologies for that.

youll never get a man because youre not a female. you gave it a try, you cut your dick off, but everyone can still see youre a man. time to kill yourself.

>bots are going for trannies instead of real girls now
>more and more bots are turning bisexual
>more bots are liking femdom/mommy shit
I still want to get a bot bf and make him happy, but goddamn this is truly the worst timeline

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I just want an average 5/10 girl like pic related.

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sorry fat bpd girl
you simply are not good enough

another day, another 6000 calories. i just want to be a skinny legend

how on earth do you even manage that
how do people even get fat it's crazy
even junk food every day it's difficult

I'm not even mentally ill nor fat. What the fuck

>tfw dating a guy who is identical to the actor I was crushing on as a teen
>met him through r9k

She would probably be a 6 with makeup

Numerous men have told me I'm passable

Toppest of keks user kun

The fuck are you talking about? It's easy to snack whilst browsing the net or having gaming marathons

This is the only Chad you need in in your "pictures of hot guys" folder

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A most splendid post user!

i don't know. i'm not fat because i restrict/fast to make up for it. getting fat is so easy though.. liquid calories, snacks between meals and i think your stomach expands as you get fatter too.

>chilling in garden with bf
>Reading a book he's leant me cus I forgot one
>Bird shits on his book whilst in reading from it
Literally every time I borrow something from him it gets damaged

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same I just have literally 0 interaction with girls (who are my age) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you could be walk into my life out of nowhere and i'd probably immediately like you regardless of whether or not you are actually decent
like a panda in a zoo

just take the genes pill
if you have superior genes like me you will never get fat even if you wanted to

How old are you user? Maybe we can talk more?

>more bots are liking femdom shit
Roll with the punches, date a robot who's a couple years younger than you.

I can't. It's too awkward/unnatural for me.

that's what my sister said too. ''user please tell me how to gain weight i'm naturally skinny!!!'' (because she felt unwomanly/skelly) i told her what to eat, how calories work etc, and now she's chunky and can't get the weight off. no such thing as naturally skinny

Do any of you feel guilty masturbating to people who are better looking than you? I do
t. heterosexual male

20
the chances of you liking me are very low lol

Well then, you're choosing to be alone.

I exclusively masturbate to cartoons, so not really.

I'm within your age range, if you go by (age/2)+7. And it doesn't hurt to talk, even if we don't end up liking each other.
Why have a forced relationship? It wouldn't last anyways.

where do you live and what is your IQ?

US, and I haven't taken an IQ test.

6'3 user here, my tag is Tacitus Kilgore#2502.

A bit lanky but I'll think about it

ok i'll assume a solid 90 in which case this isn't gonna work
but seriously what part of US and roughly, if you had to guess
lol what kind of mutt are you also

all I want is an average-looking guy like pic related, but virtually all of them aren't interested. but robots will call me a roastie and slut for just trying to talk to men

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You're an ignorant prick "lol" I can do better thanks

>average looking
oreganalio

I think it's closer to 50 tbqh. Jkjk.
I live in Louisiana, and I honestly really don't care much about IQ at all. However, I was in the top 5% of my class, if thats good enough for you? Lol.
Also I'm not a mutt.

I did say you wouldn't like me
sorry about your bad genes, consuela

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>jkjk
Why do teenagers come here to an anonymous website and try to hook up goddamn you kids are retarded.

what the fuck is this guy a legitimate autist

I have a crush on a 60 year old. I wonder if he still has a sex drive.

>louisiana
does this mean you're french?
only genius girls can be my girlfriend
I have absolute contempt for brainlets, nothing personal

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Interests include sci-fi, vidya, movies, music, cynicism, and alcohol.

yeah well shes not a tranny

>Lanky cynical alcoholic
You have overplayed your hand but I may take pity upon you and drop you a message if I'm feeling particularly compassionate.

Most women prefer older men. You're not special or quirky.

I don't need your pity, bitch. Blow it out your ass.

This is how I know I made the right call lol byeeee

hold on minute I went on google maps to look at louisiana
so much space for activities
so many big trucks
do you have guns? and cute accent?

imagine being so void of personality that you choose this as your parting shot kek
please reserve all your pity for yourself, you need it.
lol byeeeeeeeee :) :) xD

Use tinder you cringey desperate faggot.

based rdr2 user

Not too good with rejection are we lmao guess I should just let you tire yourself out, have sex lanklet!

>tard believes its still talking to the same person kek
sorry sweetie thats not how this works lolbyeeeeeeeeeeeeee :ppp

>bots are going for trannies instead of real girls now
It's almost impossible to get a real girl's attention let alone keep it
At least those fags talk back

I fucking hate larpers I'm losing track of whos who itt

I tried and it didn't go well
got a decent amount of matches but none went anywhere
got ghosted by a lot of girls way way way worse than me

>hot guy folder
God, I thought I was the only one

how diverse are these hot guy folders femanons have, are they all generic giga chads with hunter eyes?

>I have E cups
No you're just fat

I have a qt guy folder for collecting purposes, but it actually mostly contains the faces of anons.

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I'd like to see a random sampling from these so-called alleged fembots too. Prove to us that you're not just the laziest tier of normie girl reaching for the lowest of hanging attention fruit.