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I thought that too. on reddit they told me thats for state taxes only you still have to pay federal if you make any money

>My income is below 11k/year which makes me exempt

In other words you make so little money that the IRS doesn't think you're worth the effort. You're so poor the taxman took pity on you.

Scamming people online. It's small town probation user everyone, I can always tell when he rears his ugly head.

I'm going to stay poor until the day I die because the thought of giving money to the government makes me sick to my stomach.

nigga you only gotta pay them 1k a year and then 2k a year if you actually start making some

or just launder some

Thank you for that perfect example of cutting off the nose to spite the face.

Lie nobody checks for medicaid/foodstamp. Welfare yes.

OP how do you make money online. I promise I'm too lazy to follow through copying you.

The government is not an inseparable part of me, and I don't need it. If the government going down means I die, I would not care one whit because it is my enemy.

bull shit dude I applied and called them and they said I needed to deposit tax forms

He scams people online. He's the same small town user on probation for "being black" (read: he has a DUI). The same faggot who makes endless threads about God cursing him. The way he writes gives him away.

Another thing OP: If you made say $20,000 and you report to medicaid $10,000 but the cutoff to recieve Medicaid is $50,000 then that discrepancy doesn't matter at all.

I told them how much I made they said to upload and send tax forms and I said I dont have any and they said get some

>Another thing OP: If you made say $20,000 and you report to medicaid $10,000 but the cutoff to recieve Medicaid is $50,000 then that discrepancy doesn't matter at all.

He's a single adult male. The cutoff for that is very low in every state in the union.

>PAYING TAXES IS TOO HARD THIS ISN'T FAIR

>WAHHHH GIBS ME DAT MEDICAID

>not using intuit self-employed for your sole proprietorship
This is where you fucked up. Sign up for the application and pay the shitty fee (you can write this off). You don't need to do this immediately, but do it at the turn of the year in January 2020. Sync it with your bank account and it will automatically retrieve all of your transactions that you've made. You'll have to initially go through every transaction you made for the year and mark it as personal or business. Any income you've received from your business, mark, obviously, as business. If you spent anything for your business, mark it as business related (this will be deducted from how much you owe overall). It'll take maybe an hour or so max. You'll have to pay state and federal taxes. If it turns out that you owe money, pay it or setup a payment plan with the IRS.

You're welcome nigger.

Enjoy jail you criminal. Not paying taxes is at least 5 years on jail.

Did you make any salary wagecucking during this time period? and did you already report the money you made online to the IRS? If the answer is no to both of these then you shouldnt have even mentioned the online earnings.

You're deliberately choosing to live as a pauper so you don't have to pay taxes. I know you probably think you're clever, but really, you're only ensuring you'll die a miserable wretch.

thats only tax evasion retard thats like lying about how much or you forging documents or laundering them

how much does it cost? it just links up to my bank and automatically keeps track of every deposit in my bank account? if something in my bank comes from something not business related can i go in the program and make sure it doesnt add it?

My god isn't money and my happiness does not stem from material wealth. I was born with nothing and I will die with nothing.

It is a lot less than I thought. $17k in CA. Point is, no ones really scrutinizing any of this too hard unless your blatantly lying and make significantly more and especially in wage salary which can easily be verified

No it's $16,000 to $20,000 for a single male

>my happiness does not stem from material wealth

Are you really happy with subsisting on the bare minimum?

I make about 4k a year and that's about enough for everything I could possibly want. It allows me to eat well, affords me a gym membership and allows me to indulge sometimes, all the while saving.

The fact most people in this thread are against you proves how much these mindless drones rely on the government to tell them how to live their lives. Pathetic.

>all the while saving

Saving for what?

>how much does it cost?
I believe it's around $200 with the TurboTax bundle. Remember, you can write it off, so it'll diminish how much you pay back to the grubbermint. You should buy it before the turn of the year so you can factor it onto your 2019 taxes.
>it just links up to my bank and automatically keeps track of every deposit in my bank account?
Yeah, you input your credentials for your bank and it should pull all of your transactions. Before purchasing, make sure your bank is supported. They should have that listed somewhere.
>if something in my bank comes from something not business related can i go in the program and make sure it doesnt add it?
Yeah. You can set rules so you don't have to monitor it either and it'll automatically categorize everything for you as time goes on.

In case the well ever dries up, I will be able to sustain myself for an extended period of time.

200 dollars one payment? I looked it up and it said it was some monthly payment shit paying 10-20 dollars a month sucks its only like 1000 I have to pay in taxes or something so thats like a lot in contrast of the tax cost

>The fact most people in this thread are against you proves how much these mindless drones rely on the government to tell them how to live their lives. Pathetic.

I was prepared to jump in on his side, until he revealed that the whole purpose of this is so he can sign up to steal from me using the Medicaid program.

That's it? That's your plan? Christ, why are you even bothering to stay alive? No really, if you want to spite the government, why don't you just blow your brains out at the DMV?

I paid it all at once. I don't recall a monthly option, that must be new. Whatever works for you though. If you don't see it as viable then don't use it. Just make sure you account for everything when you do file or you're going to get supremely cucked by the IRS for not paying taxes.

what? I have fucked up health I dont even wanna go to the doctor its just my health is so shit everyone told me to do it and I feel fucked up 24/7 so I really think I should go

probably the only thing I would do with it is go to the doctor a few times and go do a checkup every 6 months or something and some blood tests

thats not compared to white trash on food stamps welfare and Medicaid and shit. one of my friends girlfriend was unemployed and using Medicaid to get a bypass surgery to lose weight and I know an autistic kid with middle class parents who gets food stamps because he doesn't wanna work and buys snacks and soda with it

be mad at them

do you think the bank offers an option like I can just see the total deposits over the whole year? that would pretty much be my income im pretty sure. is that a common thing?

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Wait a month. Resubmit the aplication omitting the $4k. I guarantee you will see no negative repercussions. If they ask how you support yourself say you had money saved up.

They're not gonna come after your animu figurines or piss bottles user.

Or do it the right way and quit your bitching.

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thats a poorfag I made a lot more than 4k

No. It's also not paying taxes. But if you want to get technical about it, he is avoiding paying taxes.
I sent a screenshot of his original post to a friend of mine st the IRS.
It doesnt take long to get a subpoena signed my a judge to get his IP address.

Honestly, small town probation user, I can't tell who is more pathetic: you, or the guy who thinks living in poverty so he doesn't have to pay taxes is a brilliant idea.

I made a post asking how to pay taxes lol I hate white people fuck crackers

that guy. wanting to be poor so is retarded especially if its to avoid filling out 2 hours worth of forms. I dont even mind paying taxes its not that much its just I didn't know I had to up till now I just found out last week you have to pay taxes no matter how much you make

iis so retarded*

Why is anyone bothering to stay alive? To get cummies?

>Remember that your tax money is going towards brown people, single moms and illegal proxy wars for Israel, all of which are a detriment to your existence.

People who pay taxes are evil

>My god isn't money and my happiness doesn't stem from material wealth

Yet you often make threads whining about being poor. Stupid fucking nigger, you want to leave your small town? I should hitch a noose to the back of my car and drag you out of town by the neck.

>I hate white people fuck crackers

On second thought, you're definitely more pathetic than him. Come to think if it you guys are exact opposites. You hate white people, he hates black people. You want to be rich, he wants to be poor. You both hate the Man though. Oh, and you're both morons.

You're going to jail.
You thread also said fuck paying taxes.
That's why your going to jail.
I also told my friend to rough you up a bit

you guys act like the typical nerdy school virgins with no friends who are the teachers pet. I fucking hate being stuck in this place.

If this actually happens, tell your friend I owe him a blowjob.

By which I mean I'll pay a lady to do it. Or a dude. I dunno which way your friend swings.

And that makes you the kid who spends his entire day in detention because he thinks the rules don't apply to him.

You pipsqueak's act like you are required to pay tax. Not required, no nope nada

Yeah you might have to file but you likely won't actually end up paying anything/get it all refunded.

And you act like a common criminal.
Enjoy jail while I enjoy freedom

I dont even care if I have to pay I just want it to be automated instead of looking around every bank statement for 2 years and calculate every single deposit I make

i think banks can show total deposits per month or something i know one of my banks does it but not sure about the other

DUI nigger please you're not making actual money. Granted you claim to make more than most people on neetbux which is about 12-25k/yr.
Please get a story straight.