Feel something tickling on your arm

>feel something tickling on your arm
>look down
>see dis

wat do user

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Close my eyes and hope it bites and I die. Preferably not that painfully though.

karate chop it
then boil it in a soup

smack it off my arm obviously

Cum on it
Ooorigiornoal

hewwo frend :3
do u want daddy-kuns KUMMIES ;DD
if not i'll smack my dick with it and kill it.

Wonder how my little fellow got out again.

The only real answer.

Give it a nice firm handshake

>"wow what a cool bug"
>place it down carefully in nearby bush, making sure not to hurt it

>Ah, Eduardo; we meet again

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whip scorpions rarely bite and aren't venomous so I'd probably just brush it onto the ground or something

gib love to it

Tailless whip scorpion. They're harmless.

I would scream call my parents and call 911

Whip my arm to the side in an attempt to send it flying

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open my mouth so it has a warm place to sleep

take a picture of it with my phone

Tickle it back

Calmly remove it and put it in the bushes or something.
I'm not the type to freak out over a bug on my arm. Poor thing is basically at level 3 on life and I'm a level 50 titan compared to it. Wouldn't hurt it on purpose either.

Enjoy the opportunity to collect a rare specimen. Collecting bugs is fun desu.

Pet the little whippy

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I hate insects so goddam much

Yeet reflex

scream, shake it off and run through the fucking wall into freedom

eat yummy spoder

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Scream like a little bitch.

Accept death, ideally

take lots of cool pics and put it somewhere safe! i love amblypigids. did you know a tailless whip scorpion much like this one was featured in the film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?

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Shake my arm, which would agitate it and cause it to bite down, leading to my death.

Whip spiders (these things) are harmless to humans, if you guys are worried. The worst they can do is bite or grab, and even then it's like being hit with a thumb tack. Not that bad. Smaller ones are even sold as pets.

yes i did i looked at the op and thought "thats the thing from harry potter"

first panic, then immediately clobber the fuck out of my arm, then smash it repeatedly with whatever until i'm sure its dead, finally i scrape up the remains with some paper and throw it in the trash.

i just want to see him drop his fist on it and splatter it against the floor

Aw I used to have one of these as a pet.
I would
>get him a nice dirt container
>a log to sneak under cause they love that
>plenty of crickets to eat
Id name him daddy long hands

NO NO NO FUCK OFF FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM GET OFF OF ME HELP ME HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Look at him until he goes away

Chad way of facing this situation.