Hi hi its fortune time with osksa

Hi hi its fortune time with osksa
Buzzed edition

Sup im here to tell drunk fortunes have fin and 8f I suddenly disssper its not my fault its the drink

>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

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Mu discord join and help me fags
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I would like a fortune to do with porcupines and the east Adriatic coastline. There should be a somber feel to it. The conclusion should hint at potentiality.

What theci is porcupine I'm think nig
>Your fortune says blehhhb

I'm drunk idoit

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I would like a hug and a fortune since I'm feeling lucky today!

Oh its norway*hugs\ yaya
-£your fortune says I don't care and you shouldn't care expect for yourself

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>Norway
yaaa that's me...

I know its you I been watching all of you.Sorry drunk

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Helo could you give a fellow drunk user a fortune please. Will check it out tomorrow if I happen to fall asleep before you reply

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I will do it fast and easy my dude
>your fortaybe says dissapoment is well expected when knowing the result belh

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I'm not really sure what that means but it sounds accurate somehow. Thanks user

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Can I get a better fortune?

Sorry I'm so fucking drunk I just do this drunk for fun yuno

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Welll I'm drunk so what you expect?

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A better one

Funenn
>your fortune says what is considered good can be bad to somelse but if you look for the most logical solution then you will find happiness

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6/10

Well im fucking drunk shut at least 666

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I am in need of fortune?

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Give a hug to bump it up

I'm drunk don't expect anything of value

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Sure sure hush *hugs you tighter 5hen a bear*

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fire away, I believe in you.

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I give it a 666

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Giood better believe
>your fortune says what been said had been said countless times by others so instead of going to them make your own words and use them to a full advantage
The devil is scary

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if you're still alive I'd enjoy a fortune
a hug is nice too

I will do my best.

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am i asexual or just stupid

Do you at least get turn on?
>your fortune says true idiots are unable to notice there mistakes

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i made a big thread about it ! it got 17 posts but i think its dead now :)

I'm so sorry I know how that feels but no worries just got to know your own body better

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Being drunk isn't fun I'm just being retarded

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Tell me my fortune.

>your fortune says fun is worth the money spent on it

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answer me
i demand it

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yeah me to >im drunk as well, thats count?

hell's yeah thats count fagg

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Oh sorry distracted
>your fortune says clarity is a virtue and you should use it always even if its frown upon
Yep
>your fortune says everything can be consider the same one way or another just have to look for it

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Your fortune says five will be consider unlucky watch out for anything that include it multiple times

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>your fortune says everything can be consider the same one way or another just have to look for it

so you say, i pay for fuck and hoe, the n some nigger want to stick me up, can i fuck him wit my knife? got it. tnx

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I don't know what you mean but sure mi Mexican amigo pero nessacita a calmase y no mata nadie

Also I'm starting to have major regrets drinking

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>Mexican amigo pero nessacita a calmase y no mata nadie
whatever you said pleb.

im a just good citizen with a knife

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Mexicans are always based also I honestly want to see it

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Ill just sleep now my head hurts nigjy thread hope all of you anons had a good time

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all with sarcasm i guess

dont let me down please one more please
youtube.com/watch?v=GGO4W00ccwU

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