Hi hi its fortune time with osksa Buzzed edition
Sup im here to tell drunk fortunes have fin and 8f I suddenly disssper its not my fault its the drink
>hugs for anyone that ask >saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one >fortunes can range from decent to shit >fortunes might take some time to make >discussion is accepted >one fortune per user >I have the right to refuse service >any bad fortune will happen to you >reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot
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June 3, 2018 - 04:47
I would like a fortune to do with porcupines and the east Adriatic coastline. There should be a somber feel to it. The conclusion should hint at potentiality.
June 3, 2018 - 04:55
What theci is porcupine I'm think nig >Your fortune says blehhhb
I'm drunk idoit
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June 3, 2018 - 04:57
I would like a hug and a fortune since I'm feeling lucky today!
June 3, 2018 - 04:58
Oh its norway*hugs\ yaya -£your fortune says I don't care and you shouldn't care expect for yourself
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June 3, 2018 - 04:59
I know its you I been watching all of you.Sorry drunk
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June 3, 2018 - 05:01
Helo could you give a fellow drunk user a fortune please. Will check it out tomorrow if I happen to fall asleep before you reply
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June 3, 2018 - 05:05
I will do it fast and easy my dude >your fortaybe says dissapoment is well expected when knowing the result belh
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June 3, 2018 - 05:08
I'm not really sure what that means but it sounds accurate somehow. Thanks user
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June 3, 2018 - 05:16
Can I get a better fortune?
June 3, 2018 - 05:17
Sorry I'm so fucking drunk I just do this drunk for fun yuno
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June 3, 2018 - 05:17
Welll I'm drunk so what you expect?
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June 3, 2018 - 05:18
Funenn >your fortune says what is considered good can be bad to somelse but if you look for the most logical solution then you will find happiness
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June 3, 2018 - 05:25
Well im fucking drunk shut at least 666
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June 3, 2018 - 05:32
I am in need of fortune?
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June 3, 2018 - 05:32
I'm drunk don't expect anything of value
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June 3, 2018 - 05:35
Sure sure hush *hugs you tighter 5hen a bear*
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June 3, 2018 - 05:36
fire away, I believe in you.
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June 3, 2018 - 05:40
I give it a 666
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June 3, 2018 - 05:41
Giood better believe >your fortune says what been said had been said countless times by others so instead of going to them make your own words and use them to a full advantage The devil is scary
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June 3, 2018 - 05:45
if you're still alive I'd enjoy a fortune a hug is nice too
June 3, 2018 - 05:47
I will do my best.
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June 3, 2018 - 05:47
am i asexual or just stupid
June 3, 2018 - 05:48
Do you at least get turn on? >your fortune says true idiots are unable to notice there mistakes
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June 3, 2018 - 05:50
i made a big thread about it ! it got 17 posts but i think its dead now :)
June 3, 2018 - 05:53
I'm so sorry I know how that feels but no worries just got to know your own body better
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June 3, 2018 - 05:56
Being drunk isn't fun I'm just being retarded
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June 3, 2018 - 06:04
>your fortune says fun is worth the money spent on it
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June 3, 2018 - 06:08
answer me i demand it
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June 3, 2018 - 06:10
yeah me to >im drunk as well, thats count?
June 3, 2018 - 06:11
hell's yeah thats count fagg
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June 3, 2018 - 06:13
Oh sorry distracted >your fortune says clarity is a virtue and you should use it always even if its frown upon Yep >your fortune says everything can be consider the same one way or another just have to look for it
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June 3, 2018 - 06:29
Your fortune says five will be consider unlucky watch out for anything that include it multiple times
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June 3, 2018 - 06:33
>your fortune says everything can be consider the same one way or another just have to look for it
so you say, i pay for fuck and hoe, the n some nigger want to stick me up, can i fuck him wit my knife? got it. tnx
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June 3, 2018 - 06:41
I don't know what you mean but sure mi Mexican amigo pero nessacita a calmase y no mata nadie
Also I'm starting to have major regrets drinking
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June 3, 2018 - 06:45
>Mexican amigo pero nessacita a calmase y no mata nadie whatever you said pleb.
im a just good citizen with a knife
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June 3, 2018 - 06:51
Mexicans are always based also I honestly want to see it
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June 3, 2018 - 06:54
Ill just sleep now my head hurts nigjy thread hope all of you anons had a good time
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June 3, 2018 - 07:02
dont let me down please one more pleaseyoutube.com /watch?v=GGO4W00ccwU
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June 3, 2018 - 07:04