Do you like Austria?

Do you like Austria?

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Are Austrian girls cute?

Yeah, but they're either so socially awkward that they won't talk to you, or they'll just flat out ignore you

Wow I immediately need an Austrian gf

So I can't even meet them by hanging out in bars?

No. Boring, shit country.

Well, that would probably land you the whores, but sure.

Yes, the great nation of our supreme Volk.

Good luck with talking to a wall

Maybe you're just a boring person

>implying only whores go to bars

>implying that the obvious isn't true

pls don't come here pls

we're full

if i dont get accepted into the us im going there

you won't be accepted we're full sorry

I like history, so I like Austria.

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well, after that i will attempt entering switzerland, if that doesnt work i will try mexico

I think Mexico has open borders

I do! But I like Czechia more, sorry Austia

yeah, that and clearly being the best south american country made it my last good option

Austria is extremely qt

From what I've heard, Austrians generally seem a lot more chill.

The people are assholes. Nice geography though i guess.

>a lot more chill.

compared to whom

Its a socialist hellhole
The girls are either roasties with blown up egos in the city or incest drunks on the countryside
Vienna is overrun by shitskins
We do have some nice nature though

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Relative to the rest of Western Europe I suppose. I don't know enough about the former Eastern bloc countries to say for sure.

Tyrolean here, AMA I guess.
I like living here, am living in a small village, couldnt imagine living in a town.

What do Austrian girl's buttholes smell like?

How many Austrian girls have you banged?

Never did bang an Austrian girl, have you?

dies ist ein origineller satz

No, I wish
I want any qt European girl to sit on my face

IF thats what you are after I can recommend you booksusi.com if you are ever in germany, italy, Austria

australia is my favorite continent

I love kangaroos

What is that site for?

Its like Amazon, but for hookers!

To see naked ladies and shake you pee pee

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Lustig ist, ich denk ich hatte einmal die Moeglichkeit, doch war zu dumm und trank da nicht, deswegen schien langweilig

Was solls, gibt ja huren ;)

I realllly want to sniff an Austrian girl's ass

i like the bit with the mountains

no. germanic girls in general are ugly as sin. not joking.

I've seen plenty of German hotties

I live in Zurich and go to Vienna sometimes. It's nice but there's too many Slavs and Eastern Europeans, especially on the other side of the river.