who /literal retard/ here
>25
>never had a job
>no imagination
>adhd
>aspergers
>inability to plan into the future
>high school dropout
>can't hold a conversation
>slur and stutter when I speak
>slow to understand things
>make up retarded phrases and say them repeatedly
>too stupid to even be mildly competent at video games
>can't understand basic math
I'm exactly this but 19 and no friends guess I'll wait until 30 then probably kms
What are some examples of a mathematics concept that you can't understand?
Also, are you literally unable to understand it or does it just take ages to grasp it?
Heyoo whats up?
>28
>had 3 jobs which i quit in less than 2 months
>no imagination
>hs drop out
> high functioning tisms
>stress about everything and nothing
> mutating into a hikiko
>average intelligence
>Can't hold job for longer than 2 months
>Brainlet
>High functioning tism
Lmao more like low functioning gottem
This is almost me except im a fembot, 18, hs graduate, and can do basic math.
Here are some more things I cant do:
>read a map
>ride a bike
>cook, & laundry
>know how to drive
>understand whats going on in a movie
>financial stuff
Be my GF and I'll teach u all that. Must be in US tho
I am! What state are you from user
Also how old
Oregon, 23
I'm the same with riding a bike, cooking/laundy, and knowing how to drive.
I'm completely retarded when it comes to activities like that.
>26
>actually smart (have grades and qualifications to prove it)
>highly socially anxious
>think most social shit is a waste of time and hate talking about things that aren't hobbies I'm interested in
>probably literally autistic or someshit idk
>playing video games and learning about technology is heaven
>hate work with a burning passion so live with parents in my room, only expenses are food and PC parts
Uhh rate my life I guess?
Join Islam my friend, it's not a smart/handsome club, you'll have your place.
we dont live in the same state but we are practically neighbors.
also, I get lost when reading instruction manuals. By the time I get to the last sentence I totally forget what im instructed to do. Tough life living as a brainlet
How are u in the pnw and this ditzy? Don't tell me seattle. Add me on discord tho:
fukjannies#3229
"Qualifications" don't prove that you're smart, they prove that you've been able to (by fortune or effort) operate within a stable environment and hold down some semblance of routine.
What? Is this some sort of brainlet cope?
> 26 / M / USA (PNW)
> Anxious, depressed, socially awkward, self destructive, borderline substance abuse
> Luckily have good genes, look fine, went to a school where being tall meant being pushed into sports, and where sports meant socialization
> Aspie tendencies led to school success
> Sports led to interaction, interaction led to people being weirdly drawn in by my retardation and terrible humor
> Started drinking to cope and became the fun/edgy/smart guy, rumors went around that I was a sex fiend and that I toked up before taking the ACT (lol, did not)
> Not more than a close group of friends at college because I couldn't give a fuck
> Now have a good career, money, work in field where aspies abound and my social background is actually a benefit
> When interacting with normal humans though it's obvious that there's something seriously wrong with me, fuck
> Still retarded, but things turned out better than I deserve
"I'm $200k in debt because I went back for a masters after being unable to land a job with my BS in philosophy from Trump University, but look I have a masters so I'm smart please guys right I'm smart"
complain more. That'll help. If you want to stop being retarded then DO something, anything! Dont talk to people just do something productive. It doesnt matter if you're autistic. Get a psychiatrist and get meds to make your brain work better.
>things normies say
I feel you OP. Ive got multiple mental disorders and sometimes it feels like I am fully retarded. I used to think I was smart, but with my diagnosis ive come to realize im not as intelligent as i thought.
>completely delusional
>hypergraphia
>autism
>very slow despite holding up a facade that Im smarter than other people
>also hs dropout
It feels like people like us just arent meant to live normal lives. We all have it rough, but we dont even know how to make things better and we cant understand how the normies can give us advice when they dont even KNOW how dumb we are and havent experienced our lives first hand. We are cursed to live a miserable existence...
>the self loathing is real
>cope
The average IQ of a person with a masters is 117.
nigger you havent even seen pure autism yet
>me
>19
>took wisc-2 test
>scored 150 in ALL fields EXCEPT
>processing speed: 70
>but apperently not autistic, despite having hypotonia (floppy muscle disorder, i'm like a ragdoll)
>can understand why people socialize, and understand how it works
>but im just LITERALLY too slow (physically from hypotonia, mentally from processing speed) to actually do it myself
I feel like a ghost, or some sort of zombie. I'm smart enough to deeply understand things in retrospect, but I'm never able to participate with them as they happen.
The average IQ of someone who thinks that having a masters means that they have an IQ in the ballpark of the average IQ of people having a masters is double-digit.
Take a second to digest that, and then go take a stats class. Not that you'll absorb the material, but you'll be able to look less retarded online.
im everything except:
>25
>adhd
>aspergers
>hs dropout
welcome 2 da retard club
>another cope response
I think you're just a jealous NEET who was so dumb they had to drop out of HS. SAD!
> cope omg lol cope cope cope
Yeah, I'm the one coping.
I'd tell you about my creds and how much money I make but you'd call me a liar. Enjoy your "credentials" lmao.
Enjoy LARPing about having money on Jow Forums, neet.
Yes, and theres some 85 IQ retards in there like you dragging that average down.
Yep, I called it. Cope harder.
Can you two stop bickering like a married couple?
Both of you are losers.
How'd you get all that money, neet? With Bitcoin?
You're the one coping.
Career, investments, and, yes actually, some crypto.
Enjoy the salt.
And are you going to do with all that money? Buy a fancy car and some prostitutes?
You're still LARPing and it doesn't help your brainlet argument about college degrees. Try to stand up to me when you can actually back up what you say, neet.
Be financially independent and enjoy the physical and mental freedom that this provides. Ever heard of "fuck you money"?
"I don't believe you" along with a weirdly curated selection from your anime isn't exactly an argument. Guess your MS couldn't buy you basic reasoning ability.
As long you can buy food and have a roof over your head you're financially independent.
I don't know where you live, but where I live getting those things is incredible easy.
>another cope
I told you the average IQ of someone with a masters degree is 117, but yet you responded with some bullshit.
>24
>Dropped out of college
>Dropped out of several apprenticeships, including electrical, too stupid to learn
>About to take a diesel technician course
I'm probably not gonna make it desu
That's not true at all. Being financially independent means that you don't need to be employed to continue living at your current level of comfort, indefinitely. It means you can quit any job, move anywhere, and weather financial disruptions without causing undue strain.
Just because you can't understand something doesn't mean that it's bullshit.
I bet you can't summarize my point without copy/pasting it.
If your level of comfort is low, being financially independent is incredible easy.
Most people that start to gain more money, raise their living standard and become trapped once more.
I broke my hand punching ground out of rage, do I win the retard award?
You didn't have a point. You stated something retarded as a fact without any statistics to back it up.
You're severely underestimating how much money you'll need to never work again for the rest of your life. It's easy when you're young and healthy.
I'd seriously recommend that you read about this if it's something that you value but assume that you just have covered by default. If you aren't being intentional about it, and aren't making >$200k/yr and living moderately, I guarantee that you're not on the track to actually being financial independence. The first major bump in the road is going to be the first event in a following series of miserable jobs and retiring at 65.
I was talking about the nature of statistics, moron. You actually need to go take a stats class. Pay special attention when they talk about normal distributions and standard deviation.
If you own your house, you can live with very little... giving up stuff is the only way to be independent.
About a million on a bank account or some renting houses are enough for a low living standard.
I basically live like a monk, it's far easier (at least for me) to consume less than it is to gain more.
This way I become free from the obligations to work and the damaging influence of consumerism.
Again, you didn't have a point in the first place. It's a given that the average person with a masters degree is going to have an above average IQ just due to the socieconmic status typically required to get to a masters (SES and IQ are also correlated) and the difficulty of the material. Spitting out gibberish and then claiming you made a point that has to do with statistics is completely autistic.
Let's just leave aside that owning a house costs hundreds of thousands of dollars. You're not factoring in insurance and health care (a huge cost), emergencies, transport, or utilities. The cost of living skyrockets as you approach old age.
And I'm not sure why you're dismissing "a million in a bank account". This is a goal that will not be achieved by the vast majority of people in the US, let alone the rest of the world. Getting $1MM requires either an intense career or conscientious planning.
> The average person in group Y has trait X, which I'm just going to assume correlates with trait Z. Because I am in group Y, I must be Z.
There are multiple glaring logical flaws with that statement. Being too thick to understand them does not make that stop being true.
Y = people with masters degrees
X = 117 IQ or whatever the fuck it was
Z = "smart"
You don't really understand:
>Utilities are cheap as long you keep is simple.
>Transport is superfluous, why would I need transport?
>At least where I live healthy care is cheap unless you need some fancy surgery.
What king of emergencies are you talking about what? I know I'll die someday and even money cannot protect me from most emergencies.
The living costs only rises if you allow them to rise.
>This is a goal that will not be achieved by the vast majority of people in the US, let alone the rest of the world. Getting $1MM requires either an intense career or conscientious planning.
Most people expend all the money they get, sometimes even more, no matter how much they gain.
Knowing to control your spending is the key for getting $1MM, not making more money.
I never said that they're definitely going to be above average. I was making a point that it's very unlikely that the person is just average or below average if they've obtained a masters. Also, different majors have different average IQs.
What's the point of getting a master degree? I a person is really intelligent that person will not waste time on this.
Honestly just read a book about FI. If you want to insist that I don't get it, fine. It doesn't harm me.
Best of luck.
Why not ask someone who has a masters degree?
Kind of.. kind of like being conscientious about your saving, and knowing where to put your money so that it not only beats inflation but works for you, setting you up for financial independence.. yeah.. yeah that's what I've been saying.
Yes user, you are not even close to understand it.
If you really think you're smart for stockpiling money to keep living with luxury, it's not my problem.
Just don't expect this money to help you anyway.
Cool, enjoy waking up at 40 realizing you fucked up hard. Revel in your wasted youth on r9k while you can.
Knowing the average IQ of a group does not allow one to make concrete assumptions about what that person's IQ must be.
Literally stats 101.
No user, you fail to understand.
Lowering your standard of living is the best road because it's the safest road.
When you try to have a lot of money so you can keep your standard of living, you'll fail in the first crisis, or in when you get sick, or when you get depressed... many things will prevent you from keeping your living standard.
When you live with the minimum, almost nothing will be able to ruin your plans.
user, I already live as I want and own enough money to keep living this way... you shouldn't make plans so you'll be free in a very distant future, filled with uncertain.
>Revel in your wasted youth on r9k while you can
t. user on Jow Forums
You need to threaten others with failure to be right? Come on user, I know you can do better than it.
>just waste all your time making as much money as you can, you'll free.
Cool, then keep working for the vast majority of your life because you can't afford to keep living that way if you aren't employed. If that's your thing, cool. It's not mine.
Have you ever thought going in trade it a good idea for you hands on training./'/'
Why do you say I work? I just managed to be free from work 30 years before you.
Good luck working for your next 20 years, maybe then you'll be finally independent according to your "smart plan", lol.
I'm not threatening anything, I'm pointing out the obvious and wishing the best as someone embarks down that path. They should at least open their eyes to it. I'm facilitating that.
>you will never have gf with less brain cells than fidget spinners
why even live bros?
You still fail to realize my path user, do you really believe there are only two paths?
>Working like a slave for many years, spending all and being locked is a terrible path.
>Working like a slave for many years, getting rich and then having some relieve is also a terrible path.
Giving up to luxuries, lowering your living standard and retiring with very little effort/time is a far more rational path.
The life of unemployment sure is stable, what could go wrong?
You're failing to recognize that one option gives you much more freedom to swap out of bad jobs and put yourself into situations that are more enjoyable.
That would be me. While I did pass pre-calculus in highschool I mostly attribute my success to my teacher. She was honestly a genius and made everything very easy to understand. Besides that were pretty much on the same page, and its horribke because I just recently became self aware of how fucking stupid I am. I feel like Ive been lying to myself all my life believing I was slightly above average intelligence. The reason I didn't enter college was because I couldn't get passed the financial aide application
A minimum wage job is enough to maintain my lifestyle, if for some reason I experience a problem with money, I'll not need much effort to fix it.
I can't focus on anything for longer than 30 seconds
Both greentext option are terrible, the only freedom from working and worries is accepting poverty.
Voluntary poverty is as stable as something can be.
The worse fate I can face is having to work a year or two to rebuild by (very small) source of money.
>26
>ADHD
>Aspergers
>Turned my life around
>In year 2 of undergrad
>In San Francisco interning at a top 4 tech company
It can get better
Do you define working 50 - 60 hours a week underpaid as an improvement?
I can't be in the presence of other people without having an hour long panic attack
$40 an hour doesn't feel like underpaid
I feel that hard, luckily I only have to interact with my boss and a few other people who are chill
>$40 an hour doesn't feel like underpaid
Can you buy a house, have a nice car and vacations with this money?
ah-bloo-bloo
92
>$40 an hour doesn't feel like underpaid
Depends on your living costs, if a house rent is more than 3000 in your region, you're not well paid
WAYY TOO ACCURATE I HATE YOU AND MYSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>who /literal retard/ here
I think everyone on this board desu.
sup fellow tard
>be me 21 in germany
>attending uni, 1st semester Logistics in a literal ghetto university
>family and relatives thinks i'm a literal god (some didn't even finish school)
>Uni is boring af and everyone around me is a dumb snobby asshole, faggot or whore
>realize i have no ambitions and skills whatsoever, eg. teamwork, dedication
>drop out and start training to become a retail salesman at a supermarket chain, because i think doing this nigger job will help me develop these missing skills
>Whole family is ashamed and curses at me for throwing away my future
>Dad is in shock, can't even comprehend i did that and is still convinced i attend uni
>mfw family hates me
>mfw that job is pretty cool, finally have something to do besides jerking off and vidya all day
>mfw i can even afford a lot of cool shit now aswell
I am/do literally all of those things
Hey user I've tried doing something and it never works. If you are truly a brainlet then no amount of pills or talking about issues will solve it. Ive been in group homes and neurolgists and it doesn't matter I'm just a big fucking retard.
>can't button my shirts
>can't tie shoes
>can't drive
>can't ride bicycle
>can't swim
>never worked
>shit my pants all the time
I should never hae been born.
>shit my pants all the time
hows that now
Its really complicated and hard to explain but there lots of things that make me shit myself which is a big pain for my mom to have to throw away my boxers and buy new ones.
>half the time it just comes out no control
>half the time I hold it in because I'm too tired to get out of bed
>used to stay in bed for days
>poop gets crusty and fuses my ass and boxers together
>have to tear it off in shower crying and pain
I stopped laying in my shit and now I shit myself and clean up fast but my mom still has to buy me new boxers all the time. I have depression too and its better for sure since I dont' sleep all the time.
>I didn't learn to wipe myself until I was 11
>mom or dad would do it for me
>spent years of school shitting ymself and being embarassed
>big trauma and teror in front of people now
>can they smell me? can they hear my gas? oh god please don't find out just leave me alone
damn, and no doc knows why? sorry to hear that bro, i feel for you.
So youre a woman then? Literally nothing listed is outside of normie basic bitch checklist
just date someone with a scat and/or diaper fetish
I have bipolar disorder and depression and anxiety and panic attacks in public. My tummy problem I don't know no doctors have ever figured it out. Sometimess I wonder if I was spoiled first which made the problems or if my problems required my parents to have to spoil me if you understand what I'm saying.
I dont have that fetish and think its gross. I hate living like this and every day I wish I could kill myself but 'm too dumb to tie a noose or leave the house even. I pray that god kills me soon it was allready over when I' was born.
I think the dumbest thing about me is that I am 22 and I have no idea how money and banks work. I also have no idea how to order anything online. If I want anything, I have to ask my mum to do it for me. Whenever I speak to the bank, I always stutter and fuck something up. I have wanted to go on holiday on my own for some time now but I have no idea how airports and booking all that stuff works either.
it's p. easy. if you go to any local branch, they'll walk you thru every step lad
I am actually gonna do that during the week. I feel like this is an issue that only I have though. Everyone seems to just know this stuff.
well do you know the basics? how interest works, difference between credit and debit and all that? or are you working from total base?
Im not this bad. I can do all those things, but even my autistic mentally retarded younger brother can button his shirt and tie his own shoes and he doesnt shit his pants. Just because you're retarded doesnt mean you cant learn how to do simple things. But my post would imply that Im taking your post seriously.
LARP harder faggot.