Here's a photo of a cockroach feeding on a drop of my semen while laying eggs (i think?)

Here's a photo of a cockroach feeding on a drop of my semen while laying eggs (i think?)
I didn't know where else to post this

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NO NO NO NOOO NO NO

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>there are more than one image like this on this OP's drive

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that's a very cute roach I like its pattern ~

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Post more pictures if you have them. Your semen is very nutricious for smaller life forms like insects and fungus. Here's a picture of a red like demon flower fungud growing out of a cum tissue.

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Holy shit your right that was pic was taken today

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I can put it in your forehead if you think its cute

legitimately made me sick. Kill yourself, op

9 years of Jow Forums and I think this is the worst thing I have ever seen.

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>A french guy found this alien-mushroom in his trash, it grew in a tissue full of old sperm.
Yeah, Calling bullshit.

>All these hyper sensitive faggots
>feeling anything but mild fascination at OP
Post more semen based ecosystems

>>>/reddit/

This. Do these people not realize Roaches crawl in shit and eat literally anything? Somehow cum(which has protein) makes it disgusting?

I didn't say it was mine. There's three more photos of fungus growing out of cum(rags/tissues) on the internet. One photo is not really clear. Google it. This one I posted looks the most unique though.

Not understanding we are just overreacting for comedic effect. Who are you calling faggot, nigger faggot.

that shit is fucking foul and you should off yourself for defending it

pretty sure OP just broke cosmic law with what he just did, guarantee you he will be reborn as a cockroach in the next life

I wonder how much life could actually be sustained on just my semen alone desu

It's improbable but not impossible that some type of stinkhorn could grow out of a old cum tissue. Life is full of strange and wonderful possibilities.

You think the guy just found a stinkhorn in his yard and then transplanted it onto a tissue?

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>There's three more photos of fungus growing out of cum(rags/tissues) on the internet.
And they all originate from Jow Forums with no way to prove it's real. Fungus isn't going to magically grow from cum unless it was already present or someone put it there. Sperm dies shortly after being exposed.

The average ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc. The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories.

Also is anyone in this thread interested in doing a little experiment? Just cum in a little piece of cloth or a rag and sprinkle some mushroom spores on it. Who knows you'll become a father of cumshrooms.

OP, you are the embodiment of what the world hates. Fucking kill yourself, you disgusting piece of shit.

wouldn't they be using the tissues for fuel? I want to sustain life on my semen alone

I'm not defending, I'm saying your reaction is very newfagish.

No it grew out of the tissue. It didn't even fully develop. It certainly is not fake. If it's cum not sure, but definitly some nutricious substance in a tissue from which the mushroom sprouted.

>reddit
>newfagish
You just throw these words around don't you? Fucking poser nigger.

I have +10 years of cumming in tissues. Nothing remotely close to this shit ever happened. Bullshit 100%.

Fungus typically eats dead shit and propagates via spores. The air you are breathing right now is full of fungal spores. Any organic matter which no longer has life of its own becomes food for fungi. A bin full of old cum tissues is prime turf for all sorts of fungi.

They don't. Just one image originates from Jow Forums and became somewhat of a joke shared across the internet. You know nothing about mycology and I advise you to admit you were wrong and leave this to those more intelligent.

that's a fine cumroach you got there

I'd imagine this can happens to guys who for example walked in a forest and have had mushroom spores attached to their clothing. It doesn't appear out of thin air like people thought maggots did on meat back when they were just as dumb as you.

now shit just got interesting

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>they don't remember this thread

There are fracking pepes of a roach eating semen for literally years over this thread.

It's pasta.

>The air you are breathing right now is full of fungal spores.
It's nothing similar to the fungus growing in any of the pictures shown unless the guy left his cum tissue outside exposed to the elements. If they were real, it would've been replicated.

(You)

Go ahead and try to replicate it. I'll give you a 100 dollars on paypal.

>9 years
>9
You never saw loli cadavers being fucked on /b/ where the penis was where the womb was supposed to be? Not shovel dog, etc? THIS is the worst.

Yeah the other guy is right, you're a reddditor and a newfag.

Explain the fucking filename. Also why state the obvious you retard?

>You never saw loli cadavers being fucked on /b/ where the penis was where the womb was supposed to be? Not shovel dog, etc?
Implying this is the worst. Reddit fags calling other people reddit newfags. Why can't I still fucking leave this place.

OMG A ROACH EATING JIZZ
so creeped out!!

>poster count didn't went up
Are you actually this butthurt? Are you an american? Americans are generally stupid when it comes to more complicated forms of thoughts and logic. A simple thing like fungus is even too difficult for them to grasp what it exactly is.

can you put the semen on me instead ^^

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>loli cadavers being fucked on /b/ where the penis was where the womb was supposed to be
>shovel dog
>implying those were disgusting