Reminder that this is what you see every day if you have female roommates

This, can confirm. My chad brothers gf always cooks but never cleans the kitchen. She's also a whore.

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must...avoid...boy butt

If she was actually a roommate, her room was your room so why would it matter if her door was never open?

Like the nice shampoos and lotions women have

>She's also a whore.

Explain further please.

When I lived with chads in uni, I got to different see half naked 10's practically every morning. Was pretty great desu.

I was talking to her the other day and she said she's had sex with 3 people prior to my brother, and that it wasn't too much. She's 17.

I live with three young women, and this isn't what it's like at all. It's like having male roommates but you're attracted to them

How hot is she? It feels strange that she'd talk to you about her sexual life, but maybe it's just me.

at least one thing is always true about this pic, look at the fucking mess

>How hot is she?
Hard to say, I don't feel sexual attraction, but she looks healthy, has a symmetrical face, average sized breasts and an attractive waist to hip ratio. Maybe a 7 or 8, idk?
People always talk to me about shit I don't give a damn about. There were rumors about her being a slut and kissing two dudes on one evening while she was with my brother. Also rumors about her having oral sex on the toilet of a club I work in.

>tfw i had this situation but reversed age
>get invited to drink wine cause one chick passed some exams
>refuse because tomorrow is math exam
>go study math
i think i know why im 22 and stll khv

That's less than average, she's technically an anti whore

my ass is better than this and I am a manlet

at least you can calculate the total amount of times you missed an opportunity to get laid, nerd

BOY BUTT BEGONE!

they look like pasty vegan hippies desu

At 17? Please provide a source for your claim.

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The one on the left looks pretty decent but yeah wtf

And NONE want you.
In fact they don't even see you as a person and that's why they go around nude without care.

Maybe she was sending you signals as she wants you to fuck her.
I am not even kidding

gril here
can confirm
women love to walk around naked for some reason

Yea but was she hot tho

same here there's a guy who has a crush on us and we know he won't get with us so it's funny to mess with him :)

I don't think so, and even if, I wouldn't want to fuck her.
>inb4 low t

i still think it was more worth to study, math is at least fun, not to mention i would splatter spaghetti all over the place
feels ok

>ywn spend the entire day inside naked with your gf, just doing day to day things but without any clothes on.

Does she mind it if you penetrate her by suprise or will she call it rape?

forget what I just said, didn't undertstand the "ywn".

My roommate had a see through silk gown and her ass and titties are amazing. I went into her room once and sniff her bra. Feels good, man

there are planks with curvier bottoms than these white bitches

Not even close. Imoved in with a bunch of my female friends and was the only guy. Only one of the girls was a deep cleaner. I did see them naked every once and a while but it wasnt ever oh Im going to be walking around naked because fuck it, it was I dont have my clothes done in the washer so Im going from my room to the kitchen or bathroom quickly.

I saw her coming out of the shower wrapped in a bath towel only once in a year
She had nice tits and ass and kinda had a crush on her

Same here dude. She was a fucking weirdo and my other roommate thought the same.

Nah, she is a minor whore, in both senses of the term.

lmao you savage fucker

i would give anything to eat out these petite little butts. girls with modest butt size is cute

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>first year uni
>one of my housemates is 5'0" but super thicc with gigantic tits
>always wears low cut tops, and on hangover days would walk around without a bra (with a t-shirt of course)
>could see her nipples through the t-shirt occasionally

>towards the end of first year I got thoroughly hammered during pre-drinks with about 15 people (mostly chads) in our kitchen
>somehow got onto the subject of her boobs
>for some goddamn fucking reason I told her i have seen her nipples
>i worded it exactly like that: "i have seen your nipples"
>she got really embarrassed and looked a bit annoyed for me saying it
>i clarified that she shouldn't be embarrassed, she has really nice aesthetic nipples
>i seriously fucking said this
>aesthetic fucking nipples
>keep in mind I was and am a 5'8" 190lbs neckbeard
>worst thing is it wasn't true, she had big burger nips thats why you could see them
>she looked at me with disgust whilst a bunch of chads started laughing
>suddenly felt a lot more sober and started to feel sick

if only it ended here

>clarify "i'm not sexually attracted to them or anything like that they just look nice y'know"
>stuttering the whole fucking time, actually sweating
>chads continue to laugh
>she literally says "stop this is so weird"
>start to get defensive
>"well i'm not the one walking around with my tits out, put a bra on if you dont want me to look"
>one of the chads, at least 6'2" takes it upon himself now to put his hand on my shoulder and tell me to leave
>so humiliated that I oblige without response
>fap almost immediately as i get to my room as all the talk of big boobs and nipples has made me aroused

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>sperged and mogged by chad all in one go

fucking lmao, holy shit user.

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That's a sexy ass.

Nice and tight.

wow, i pray this is a new copypasta you found for your own sake user

wait. do you live in the NE US? back in my early 20s i lived with 4 girls that were the ages you listed. so, it would be a pretty odd coincidence if not.

just so you know, that chad fucked that girl afterwards, you made it easy for him, you're really good friend, but weird since you basically started fapping over the fact your friend will have sex.

>one of the chads, at least 6'2" takes it upon himself now to put his hand on my shoulder and tell me to leave

How could you leave when you were in your own home?

I've lived with women before and they're all awful roommates, the only ones that were some based to go along with the awful, were the black girls. With them there were benefits so it was worth the otherwise misery.

If you can't fuck them then it sounds like hell on heart.

You are evil

Orirgiirhra

Lived with a girl for about a week on a trip, was perfectly fine desu
She cooks on a livestream so we even got free food

This is insane cringe because I have seen fat autist weirdos like you drunkpost your /d/ fetishes before. I never knew my neckbeard roomate was into femdom bdsm until he starting getting really drunk and talking to a girl about it who was seriously creeped out and I kept trying to drag him away and he was getting angry at me.

boy sure glad a good white knight like you was around to same le damsel in distress. did she suck your peepee as a reward? oh who am I kidding we know she didnt touch you and you're simp move was just showing you're a bitch.
she's an adult an strong independant woman and she was quite capable of handling it herself but virgin mcwhiteknight did what simps do and trotted over on his donkey and rusty armor and tried to save m'lady.

what' a matter sexist why you playing white knight hero? it's not 1950 females are strong, indepedant, and dont need men protecting them and playing fake hero. how sexist of you to force your fake white knight 1950 s views on her and save her and now try to shitter post at someone cuz you think white knighting online means shit.

but than again ive heard alot of white knights tend to have a small penis so thats why they white knight. gotta prove they're a man or some retard shit

I had 3 female roomies briefly at an old rental group house or whatever it was called. shared place with 4 people community home or something.
anyways the 3 girls and I were drinking one night and long story short we all had a drunken orgy. I really only remember that I ate each girls ass out a couple times that night but the girls were all doing the same. also my balls hurt almost the entire next day since I appearently was fucking or cumming so much tho that's alot of blur so who knows maybe it was a couple rounds of slap dick who knows.

that was a few years ago and now single and live alone but I will always have that one drunken night orgy with 3 decent looking chicks