Fembots, we list our red flags in guys

>psycho killer
No it means I have seen how the world really is and I have first hand experience on how fragile our society is and when shit goes down I want to protect my family friends and anyone that cant protect themselves because I have these pesky little things called morals

>>unable to show his emotions
>>secretive about his past
so, any human male, and or human female?

>high body count/oversexual
>low impulse

These two literally cancel each other out. This is a clear showcase of how retarded women are

stay mad little incel

>why the fuck is my past your business
because guys won't date girls because of their past, so it's fair for us to do the same.

i'm 6'6
origigga

ive never really thought about my red flags but here we go
>unironically pays e-girls money, whether it be through their patreon or buying their fucking bathwater
>lots of piercings and tattoos
>had/has many one night stands
>bisexual/into trannies or sissies
>mental illness in family (siblings/parents/etc.)
>hardcore druggie
thats all that i can think of. i would assume that these are common red flags though? (applies to girls too)

Im not talking about sexual past retard Im talking about moral past because if I was up front with everything in my life they would instantly run away and they have before so fuck off

as a bi guy we treat our partners like actual humans instead of you fucking retards

>talking about facts
>get insulted by an emcel

>assuming human partners
>current year

get out specist

Hey fellow femanon. Posting on 4channel, that would be weird? Right? Yikes.

>porn addict
>had one night stands
>can't research for himself
>Can't read a study
>Can't have a debate without adhom
>Can't handle people having different opinions
>Doesn't like animals
>Poor hygiene
>Takes politics too seriously
>Bitter/upset about splitting the bill
>Uses his issues as an excuse, not a reason
>Makes small dick jokes about other dudes (unless genuine banter)
>Makes height jokes about random short men / tall chicks
>Thinks "dark humour" and "edgy humour" are interchangeable
>Spends a good deal of time complaining about how others live their lives

>Women
>Thinks she knows what she wants
Kek. The majority of women i know tend to date the exact thing they claim they don't want. What you've posted is basically what your next boyfriend is going to be.

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>smokes/drinks
>into anime
>weird sexual kinks/fetishes
>low impulse
>unable to show his emotions
>owns a stash of guns/knives
Why you gotta get personal like that?

>Smokes/drinks
Cigars and pipes only
>Religious fanatic
Religious enough to swear off sex until marriage but not a fanatic.
>Porn addict
I have an addiction but I always abstain whenever I have a girl I'm talking to.
>Obsession with video games
What can I say? It's my hobby.

The last one is true as fuck

>adopted
>weird sense of style
>not serious about education
>listens to 2019 niggercore
>vapes
>not a virgin
>shaves armpits
>apolitical
>on psychiatric drugs
>thinks he's deep
>wears whitey tighties
>no interest in history or traveling Europe
>doesn't care about where I've been sexually, how many partners I've had (virgin here)
>hates kids/doesn't want them
>thinks marriage is crazy

hey there ;), wanna marry, have loads of kids and live at a lake or river in the middle of nowhere?

>tattoos/piercings
>smokes/drinks
>oversexual

can those be overlooked?

snakes are pretty cute whenever they aren't venomous

>into anime
Reminder that you are posting on an anime site
As a guy, retardation is a "red flag" for me, so bye

yeah sure lol

as long as youre ok with nickelback

>has broad taste in girls with no narrower down specific type (these guys will fuck anything in a skirt)
Aye , it's true I would fuck pretty much anything

as you said, as long as not 2019 niggercore, lol

u got disco or something tho?

>yellow fever
>compares you to other women
>not a virgin

Jesus well I can see why you guys are bots way too picky you probably look fine but when someone has a random lifestyle choice or interest you guys red flag them instantly

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Hey , I didn't fit into any of those. Finally I also have what you want.

Feels great

Yes they can. My upper body is mostly covered, I also have some piercings on my ears. I have a relationship going strong for 3 years now. Modify your body the way you want, and fuck thots.

>posts on Jow Forums, especially r9k

I'm here just for jokes, 99% of the guys here are seriously mentally damaged.

Cum brain and anger issues

Daily reminder that fembots dont exist, Women CANNOT be lonely. All women that post on here are stupid whores that think "loneliness" is when their bf / husband is working a couple hours late, so they come on here to cheat on him. Fuck off whores

This is fantasy no one here its actually expecting to know someone here, if anything is a placebo to see how many girls would find you likeable

Wtf these femanons actually have decent standards that I actually fit

You should feel unsafe you stupid cunt

gesa #3851

Getting real tired of the femwhore posting. I have full dox on one of you whores that has been posting on here for years. Also have some other info/pics that could probably get you fired from your job. At some point I'm gonna be having a bad day and come home and see more of your shit on here and post all of your info and/or blackmail you in a fit of rage. This is warning number 1. Leave the board, you aren't welcome you stupid lying whores.

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Origo

No you don't, summerfag

>>has tattoos/piercings
yes
>>smokes/drinks
yes
>>fucked hookers in the past
yes
>>bisexual
yes
>>porn addict
yes
>>oversexual
yes
>>poor hygiene
yes
>>weird sexual kinks/fetishes
yes
>>extreme anger issues
yes
>>low impulse
yes
>>controlling
yes
>>unable to show his emotions
yes
>>secretive about his past
yes
>>has any or all of the following mental illnesses: borderline personality, antisocial personality, narcissistic personality, empathy deificit disorder, dissociative identity disorder, schizophrenia
yes

I didnt want you to be my gf anyway, you seem boring

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Alright boys let's hijack this thread and make a red flag list for women I'll start:
>she makes red flag lists

>she posts on r9k (aka cheats on her bf/husband)
>takes birth control (this makes her even more mentally ill)
>has gone to college
>thinks that women have contributed anything to society other than bearing children

pro tip, when women stop bearing children as is becoming increasingly more common nowadays, they have ZERO reasons for us to let them exist

She has piercings in her face(especially a septum piercing, that's the do not pass go line).
She drinks
She has tattoos
Self diagnosed mental illness to try to be unique.
Doesn't have any skills
Overuses makeup.

This is super interesting.
>>she posts on r9k (aka cheats on her bf/husband)
Can you explain this? I'm curious how using a Mongolian basket weaving forum is cheating
>>takes birth control (this makes her even more mentally ill)
Including hormone free birth control?

if he is mean it is a red flag

>has tattoos/piercings
no
>smokes/drinks
no
>high body count
no
>fucked hookers in the past
no
>bisexual
no
>porn addict
not really, watching casually
>oversexual
depends on the age of the male
>criminal record
no
>religious fanatic
no
>overweight
no, I lift for 3 years !
>poor hygiene
no
>obsession with video games
got a problem with that ? deal with it
>into anime
and ? I like them a lot
>furry
no
>weird sexual kinks/fetishes
no
>extreme anger issues
no
>low impulse
no
>controlling
no
>unable to show his emotions
no
>secretive about his past
no
>killed animals for sport as a child but does not see the immorality of his past actions
no
>owns a stash of guns/knives
no
>raised by a single mother
and ?
>has any or all of the following mental illnesses: borderline personality, antisocial personality, narcissistic personality, empathy deificit disorder, dissociative identity disorder, schizophrenia

I have ADHD and bipolar and tend to be antisocial

That's literally everyone on Jow Forums dumbfuck

It feels pretty good to meet most of these standards. My biggest red flag is probably that I use psychedelic drugs occasionally, so I'm looking for a partner who is okay with that or who would participate herself.

>goes to Jow Forums

one of the biggest redflags in men ever

>>high body count
At which point does a school shooting make you undesireable?

>he cares WAY too much about his clothes without the salary/financial status to accommodate
>empty alcohol bottles used as decoration
>super into anime
>consumes a lot of video games
>white
>poor impulse control
>no RELATIONSHIP HISTORY (I don't care about your virginity status, no girl does, lets make that clear)
>tattoos before turning 18

That's all I got
*shrugs*

>bisexual (unless traps are straight)
>oversexual
>weird sexual kinks/fetishes
>owns a stash of guns/knives
not bad

everyone knows that "red flag lists" are actually "you must have these qualities for me to fuck you" lists

Exactly. R9k men are a red flag in and of itself.

so you care about all that but if some guy smokes meth or is a pedophile you don't give a fuck? This is why you roasties are looked at as utter fucking garbage.
>"I don't care if he smokes meth but if he watches anime THATS what I look out for!"
I don't even watch anime. I just wanted to point out how disgusting you are.

>The majority of women i know
do you even know any woman outside your little incel head?

Then why are you here dumbass.

red flags are not "a list of every single thing that I don't like", they are "a list of things many people would be comfortable with but I am not"

obviously being a pedophile is not something many people are comfortable with. your overweening autism is why you are alone, user.

If they identify with the Joker from Batman they're always shit people. Also film buffs tend to be bad for some reason.

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that's not your beautiful wife bro

so your big concerns include how much anime someone watches but not if they have been to rehab 4 times? You roasties on here are the autists not me.

read my post again retard, I already answered this exact question

>"huu huuu you're retarded!"
big brain posting there. Obviously if what you think of as a red flag is watching anime while someone being a meth head doesn't even occur to your simple little mind you're a fucking idiot which would explain why you're here on an anime image board bitching about men who watch anime to begin with.

Gay repost, kill yourself neckbeard

just read my post again, I already answered this

holy shit i hope this shit is bait , can't imagine other fembots having entire lists of retarded normal things men like
>don't be over 400 pounds (without trying to improve)
>don't be a child rapist or animal fucker
all I can think of and you roasties list shit like >into anime
on a fucking anime website
made me kek

>consumes a lot of video games
>white
>no RELATIONSHIP HISTORY
I got these ones, although I am white Argentinian and by the autistic race system i am Hispanic so, one more point for me

user femoids don't give a shit if you smoke meth or fuck kids as long as you have a chad jawline and are over 6 feet

solid cope. one of the best copes, really.

indeed women have tons of shit on their list when they try to find a goy but they offer a wreck of a pussy and that's it.

Chill out virgin, no one will ever love you with that attitude

>Be me
>alcoholic since 17, on and off cocaine user. Hate weed, either doesn't work or makes me paranoid.
>fuck an Asian escort every other paycheck.
>not porn addict but really into sex robot porn?
>no criminal record but have been in trouble before or caught in police raids. Never arrested, talked my way out of it a couple times.
>know every game releasing every year and which were shit, played most Sony titles atleast once.
>unapologetically anime obsessed.
>impulsive to a fault.
>mostly create false personas to avoid expressing genuine emotions.
>lie about my past constantly (is pretty easy because I am also always on the road and everybody is a stranger).
>have been hunting since I was able to hold a gun and my middle name is literally hunter
>raised by a single mother since 7.
>have been asked by therapists to undergo tests to determine if I am a sociopath twice. Last time was 6 years ago, I walked out of the office as soon as she brought it up and haven't been back since.

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me ....need love...HA....HAHHAHAA....BWHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA *laughs in blasphemy*

try harder.

reminder that these are all men posting and you are bumping bait

>hardcore weeb/nerd
>risk averse
>all his interests just involve sitting in front of a screen
>straight edge
>has casual sex/uses prostitutes
>prefers city life to village life
>thirsty for any slightly alt/emo/goth/etc woman

A red flag is a "harmless" thing that suggests this person might cause you trouble later on. That's why you might call having tattoos a red flag but not being a murderer. A murderer is obviously bad.

> his dick size starts with 1-6 (and yes, girth too)
> his height starts with 5 and below
> his income is less than six figures
> his bench press is less than 250 lbs
> his squat is less than 350 lbs
> his deadlift is less than 400 lbs
> he isn't natty
> his IQ is less than 120

btw I'm a jobless 30 year old single mother of two who weighs 250 pounds, and I have no problem finding men like this for one night stands

And how many red flags are okay before it's too much?

>btw I'm a jobless 30 year old single mother of two who weighs 250 pounds, and I have no problem finding men like this for one night stands
well that's prettty much par for course when it comes to women on Jow Forums so you didn't even really have to let us know. Probably safe to assume you have some sort of criminal record like the other women on here as well.

>empathy deficit disorder
what the fuck is this shit; and on Jow Forums of all places?

>too shy
>drinks/smokes weed
>uses the word dude/bro
>on the phone/computer a lot
>eats fast food
>reads books
>has too many friends
>curses
>obsessed with fitness and working out
>too nice
>wears cargo shorts
>plays videogames
>raised by religious parents
>likes anime
>too extroverted
>watches tv
>plays sports
>visits bars
>spends too much time indoors
>likes to hunt/owns guns

How's reading a book a red flag you fucking retard?

> vapes

Kek
It's a hobby and way better then smoking. No stereotypical bs. You telling me you like cancer?

>bisexual, porn addict, oversexual, onsession with video games, into anime, weird sexual kinks/fetishes, owns a stash of guns/knives, raised by a single mother
These wouldn't bother me in a bf but the rest would. Your standards are way too high.

>has too many friends
>watches tv
?

>raised by a single mother
Go to hell, that's not his fault

having schizophrenia isn't someones fault but that doesn't mean I'm going to date someone that is disabled.

everything on this list is actually a lot of fun. But to each his own.

oh you do nothave to use the brackets anymore to emphasize. Its been established that this component was a russian bot attribute and it stopped signaling on the data analysis for marketing so its a waste if time even other idiots do not get any value from it anymore

How is being raised by a single mother equivalent to schizophrenia? That's intellectually dishonest and you know it.