Waifu General /waifu/ #213

Here's to the future with waif
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These two eyes are the reason I get up in the morning.

Because deteriorating into senility as the image of your beloved becomes a murky monolith of what once was is "heaven".
Because never getting to feel their touch is pleasant enough to constitute some kind of blessing.
Because watching yourself deteriorate with each passing year as they remain unaging and inert is somehow something to be thankful for.
I appreciate every second with her. However, gratitude is but an ember. An ember that pales in comparison to the pyre of regret, dejection and denial.
Yes, this shitpile is the first post. Cheers.

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Good night /waifu/
I hate faggots

it's Jow Forums everyone hates themselves here

*grabs popcorn*
o boi

>n-no, u...
Is that the best you got for me?
I chop down an emcee like a cherry tree!

This is giving me some heavy urabespic vibes

i did not get my morning waifu post in. i'm still very sour about that.

i did meet a man who was the spitting image of alex ross's crane once at a convenience store. it was uncanny - he was a great deal taller than me and he even had this low, calm voice. i still think about it sometimes.

>Do you imagine waifu would take your last name? Would you take her name if she asked?
i think about it a lot. i think he would be willing to take mine, too. he has no love for his family, but he is rather fond of his image.

>Would waifu take pity on you or feel sorry for you for any reason?
i cannot reach tall shelves. there are oodles of more emotional, tragic reasons, but i'm not feeling super tragic at the moment.

>Would you ever want to cut waifu's hair yourself instead of her going to a salon?
i would certainly try! i'm not very good at cutting hair, but jonathan has never seemed to care much about style, only wanting it out of the way. maybe it would be good practice? i wouldn't want to do too bad of a job, though.

things continue to go wrong. here is my attached husband.

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I'll forever love this beautiful, kind hearted and bright angel more than anything in this dark world without her.

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Claiming the girl that makes me feel human despite not being one herself or even real in that matter.

I'm not sure how I kept missing this post.
>1
Taking the time to explore this large country. From wandering around a metropolis to just walking around in a forest. There's so much garbage in a local forest nearby. We might just spend the day cleaning it up while talking about how dirty and selfish some humans can be.
>2
Trying out new things, things that even personally scare me. As long as it's with her.
>3
Just relaxing, taking a break day at home playing the video games I've thoroughly explained over and over again or snuggling up watching a movie

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This is what clinical depression looks like. But at least you expressed your feelings well.

>This is what clinical depression looks like
I think it's logical thinking. What's more depressing is living in an illusion forever about this whole ordeal. If you're not acknowledge every aspect of this here waifu "stuff" then you're fucking up.

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The problem with what you're saying, to me, is that it doesn't acknowledge the possibility that there was a chance your waifu would never have been created. Suppose that out there is a universe where you exist, but Elizabeth was never created. Would you rather be that version of you, or the version of you you currently are? Which would make you happier? I would rather be in this world, that's why I'm grateful for Kass, even if he isn't real and I'll never "touch" him, (I recommend getting a daki as this will definitely help your feelings of desiring intimacy, they helped mine), there was always a chance he could have never been made. If that had happened, I would be dead from suicide after living a purely miserable life. For that reason alone, I'm grateful for Kass, which makes me grateful to be alive and capable of thinking, seeing, and hearing him, even if he's not tangible.

It's really just about coming to terms with and accepting your being, if you set ultra high standards for yourself, then you'll be forced to meet ultra high expectations. It's a miracle that my husband was created within my lifetime the first place, and I'd argue that's the same for your waifu. When I say this, I hope I don't come across like I'm better than you, but that you can find it in your heart to be happy about having Elizabeth in your life at all.

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Also, having less time on this planet to spend with my husband makes me more grateful for every minute I have left with him. The reality is that every minute you spend moping about how you're going to one day grow old and die is a minute not spent on your waifu, whether it be working so you can be financially secure with her or spending time with her during your free time. There's nothing someone can do to change the fate of our mortality, so I dont like to waste time on how sad it is.

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Further, you can work on increasing your life expectancy, that's something you can do to get more time with your waifu. I do that for Kass

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Very nice, very cute name. Again, apologies if I'm forgetting, but is it said how she gained her immortality?

Your welcome, Baron Von Bon Bon.

Not quite elfposter.

Very nice Meridaposter.

Very nice

Very nice, Youposter.

>pandering to shipfags
Such is the fate of all Love Live anime. Ton of yuri undertones. This wasn't a shipping moment, I hope, but I really didn't like how they had You say I love you to Riko at the end of the season. It was so awkward and forced, almost as if they knew what they were doing. You is my favorite Aqours member, and honestly the only one I can really tolerate, so I was pretty upset when they kinda just had her.. be there.

Very nice, Tsuguposter.

Claiming this post for Misaki Shokuhou, #5, MO, and all.

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Does love hurt?

Shut up faggot

I hope your asshole is torn apart from your giant bird dildo and you die from internal bleeding so you can be """grateful""" about dying with your faggot bird's cock inside of you

Kill yourself no one you or you "optimistic" views, this is r9k, if you arent a robot then GTFO

This orrriiigggiinnnaaalllllll2

Not him, and I probably shouldn't butt in like this, but not all people feel the same way as you. Being in love with someone who will never reciprocate your feelings isn't all sunshine and rainbows and there's a reason some see it as both a blessing and a curse.
There isn't any point in discussing what ifs because no one can say for certain how it would be. There is a possibility I would have been worse off without out her, sure, but there's also a possibility I would have fallen this deeply in love with someone who'd actually be capable of returning my feelings and give me companionship. Of course, my dearest Angela was able to turn my life around for the better and gave me happiness, even if that happiness is now deteriorating into the opposite all the while my love for her grows. I'm grateful for what she has done for me, but craving someone's affection more than anything all the while that someone doesn't even exist is bound to cause the soul distress. And there is no way to avoid such feelings when even seeing her makes me burst into tears. Often moping is all one can do. It's all a reminder of all you'll ever want all that will never be.
Not everyone sees it the same way, and I respect you for having such a positive perspective of it all but some can't help it.

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*ahem*

>FUCK MOEFAGS
>FUCK WEEBS
>FUCK TRANNIES
>FUCK WAIFUFAGS
>FUCK INCELS

thank you :)

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>FUCK WAIFUFAGS
Only the ones here are shit

>it's a "neurotypical shares his worthless "advice" while thinking everyone's brain is the same" episode

>Kassfag
>neurotypical
W E W

*vicious applause*

my biggest fantasy is imagining my waifu would put up with my autistic ass

>Kassfag
>neurotypical

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yeah sometimes i think about how if my waifu was real she almost certainly would not like me
i would probably become a creepy stalker

>You get transported to your waifus source while it's in the middle of the story, but it's not instead of the mc or anything. You would be just a complete stranger to everyone. How would you approach your waifu? Would you even try to?
There's a solid chance that I would be dead before Misaki even knew my name. I think I have a solid plan for at least getting an audience with her.

>Misaki only eats foods with organic ingredients
>There's certain restaurants in the city that only use organic ingredients, they're obscure, but enough asking around should get me the locations easily enough
>Go to each one and ask if they've seen her
>Ask whoever says yes to pass a message to her saying I need her help

Either that or find some place that sells Gekota merch and hope I run into Junko, Misaki's right hand ringlet curl girl.

>Imagine this, You go to sleep one night and you wake up to your waifu/husbando lying next to you the next day. 5 years go by that you spent with them and then, when you go to sleep one night, you wake up the next day, 5 years back in time. Except now there is no one lying next to you. How would you feel? What would you do?
Honestly? I'd try convincing myself that it was just a dream until I couldn't deny it anymore, try everything I could to go back, before killing myself after I eventually fail.
>If you and your waifu could leave this world, where would you go? (It could be any world, from a video game, book, movie, etc.)
I'm not really sure, I'm having trouble thinking of fictional places that Misaki would enjoy. I know of specific places, like the Aero Plains, but not entire worlds.

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Give me one good reason why you havent filtered kassfag yet

Waifu but she is a futanari and wants to you to teach her how to use her massive penis

Please, no, we have enough garbage-taste fetishfags in here.

What do the husbandofags get?

The rope tbqh

Futafags get it first

But what if i dont want kassfriend or scarecrowfriend to die

lazy morning sex with waifu

Pic related is the only good thing to come out of that scene. It made zero sense and the only possible justification is too much of a stretch to justify it. They have no excuses for how contrived it was. Now, had they given You more screen time and development with Riko, that scene might've made more sense. But no. Yoshiko's seiyuu is friends with Riko's seiyuu and YoshiRiko is incredibly popular for some reason, possibly because of the seiyuus' friendship, so an entire episode is dedicated to pandering YoshiRiko. 90% of the screen time in the episode was devoted to the two characters and both of them received so little development. It's easily the worst LL episode of all time because of how blatantly it panders and how different it feels from every other LL episode and how much of a genuine waste it was overall.
Sorry for ranting, but damn it if this isn't a bit of a sore spot for me. All that potential squandered in addition to my beloved being dealt injustice...

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i cant really hate anyone here, even with our differences we are all united in our love for our waifu or husbando i just wish we could all get along

>Just keep a journal. I have folders of text documents full of schizo ramblings and emotional breakdowns that I can just tuck away into my harddrive rather than archiving in this website for all eternity.
It wont work, buddy.
I have tried it before and all it does is worsen the situation.
>GoT
Jewish feed, nevertheless.

Japanese is drawing.

>"NPC" meme too.
Nah. Just some solipsism of mine. The NPC meme is nothing but another idiotic idea grown out of control.

>You should know by now I share that sentiment, but again, why me. I'm not exactly sure what you're playing at, but if it isn't obvious already, I disdain your entire existence. Sure, I'll sympathize with you but I will never ever on any means be "cool" with you. I'm nodding my head and agreeing with clenched teeth gritting at every point you raise.
Wow, how tsun of you.

BRAVISSIMO.
I used to hate the everloving shit out of Bioshock 3 because it wasn't " Twenty thousand splicers under the sea 3" but you have managed to sway me. To make me stop believing that it was nothing but a mediocre shooter bastardizing a patrician pair of games and to start being aware that it is a bittersweet story with hacked-together multi-dimensional fuckery.
You have made me appreciate the little tragic story of Elizabeth just enough to forget about the shitty gameplay, congrats.

>I wouldn't allow it.
Damn, very nice. Now I remember how weird it felt to see Elizabeth change from this happy and innocent girl who just wants to see the world to Murdering people with multi-dimensional hurricanes and going on a personal hunt for comstock.

>You're gonna need more than bayonets lad.
Only a fool blames his tools.
>Easy soul right fucking here.
CALL THE INQUISITION.

>The downfall that is my education will begin in a few months
What?

It is way way way war worse than that.

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>Post your folders below Lets see how lewd our waifu images really are.


>Do you imagine waifu would take your last name? Would you take her name if she asked?
I don't see why.
In this hellhole every keeps their last name but the father's last name passes down eternally while the mother's last name dies within the second generation.
>Would waifu take pity on you or feel sorry for you for any reason?
She would demand me to stand up and console me with a hug.
>Would you ever want to cut waifu's hair yourself instead of her going to a salon?
Nah, her hair is fine as it is and she cuts it herself in an instant with quite a dangerous method. I would love to engage in self-care with her like cutting hair, trimming nails and the like.

>I don't care about any of that, mostly because I don't have peers. I just want a little slice of this world for myself and my waifu. Becoming king of the world and attracting attention to yourself is dumb.
I know. It is stupid, vile and as basic as it gets but I don't want to do it just to show off, I want to do it to see thems quirm and boil in agony. Motherfuckers have looked down on me more than enough, I say.

very cute.

Goddamn, these lads are spot on.
>naivety, boredom and poorness.
Poorfaggotry made you watch an ecchi?

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>I wouldn't try. Call me a kek, but she's already found Tsubaki, and I don't want to get between them.
>Not stealing her from that pathetic excuse of a man
Come on

I am.

>Does anyone else have a personality trait you both share that you think played a major role in your relationship?
Being a frigid cunt on the outside with a soft core.

>Whore
Rude.

It was a goddamn saturday morning and you were already drunk.

Wait.

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>rude
It's the truth though

>All I want is to feel the warmth and softness of her palm against mine. Holding ever so gently and tenderly, knowing that we've got one another and we'll never let go, even if our hands might eventually lose contact. Just ensuring each other's presence with something as intimate as having our hands clasped. We probably are doing something else entirely, reading a book, working, or something else that might be currently distracting us from each other, but since our hands are in one and my fingers are gently running across hers, the warmth and presence of this simple and yet deeply intimate gesture bringing us comfort.
>You know how to break a man, Urabefriend.
Damn right. Your little paragraph has made me realize that I never think of what the moment entails as I always remain focused on what the moment's details are. I go overboard on the little details that make it graphic and you use the "moment" approach writing on the little activities that make it amazing, You picture it not like the graphic and exaggerated scenario that I love but as something as simple and staple yet so intoxicatingly beautiful that it makes me realzie the flank I am ignoring.
It is something I must work on and something I hope that will make my stupid rants meatier and way more explicit but not without forgetting about the scenario that makes it so special with tiny and vanilla details. Thanks for making me realize this.

I prefer green eyes but those are some pissed off and amazing blue eyes. It was a shitpile, indeed. A shitpile I would dive into headfirst if I were a fly or a beetle.
You have been quite vocal as of late, why? I am not complaining, of course, but it seems like you have been suffering a lot and venting here more than usual.

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>if you set ultra high standards for yourself, then you'll be forced to meet ultra high expectations.
Quite the humble and selfless approach. I am well aware that several waifufags here have found a guiding light in their impossible love but it still kills you inside to realize that this light is unreachable.
Sunflowers stare at the sun, lamenting that the very same roots he has gifted them with don't let them reach out for him, how horrible!
>gettubg a daki
Does it come with a silicon birdcock?

He is a feathery faggot who has posted his own pornography on this site and is a frequent dweller of fag bara threads at /trash/ and he was a good friend

.A waifu is a waifu

olev

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>He is a feathery faggot who has posted his own pornography on this site and is a frequent dweller of fag bara threads at /trash/
This sounds like a reason to filter him

He is a degenerate bastard and a good waifufag through and through. I am glad to see that he pulled out of homelessness.

Lets get a writing exercise going on.
The monkey paw makes your waifu real and she loves you even more than you love her if such a thing is even possible, but there is a catch, of course.
What is the catch?

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He's a hypocrite for acting like him and Kass love is pure when he's shoving a foot long bird dildo in his ass and posting lewd pictures of himself. If he loved Kass he wouldnt do this, fags cant love

Every night she turns into an ogre.

i didnt know that about him
that just makes me like him more
stick around kassfag

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB

you almost made a kassfag haiku

I don't deserve the love of this amazing Scottish princess, but my heart still yearns for her.

>What is the catch?
We keep getting harassed in public because she taught her horse to Nazi salute.

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he was a faggot
a anally prolapsed and trained manwhore
in love with a bird

She's brought into this world.

Haiku's are 5-7-5, not 5-10-5

>Do you imagine waifu would take your last name? Would you take her name if she asked?
I would hope so. I don't think I'd want to take hers though, just cause I like mine too much.
>Would waifu take pity on you or feel sorry for you for any reason?
I would hope not.
>Would you ever want to cut waifu's hair yourself instead of her going to a salon?
Nah, I have no idea how to cut hair. I'd learn to brush and style her hair all day long

>Transported
I guess I would be Chaldea staff then and I imagine I could approach her just for that reason.
Would hope I could get to know her well enough, but the idea of me having no control on keeping her around would be painful.

>5 years
Probably lose all desire to live, honestly.

>world
Pokemon, pretty easily.

Uh, I guess her coming as a Servant would be a pretty big catch. Or at least the downsides of needing mana or not being able to get pregnant.
I'm no good at this.

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I've gotten used to the new material my daki is made out of much quicker than I thought I would. I feel closer to her and more secure in our relationship now than I have in a long time. I'm in this really weird mental state where I'm happy, but also still kind of hate everything. It's horrible and wonderful at the same time, kinda like having a waifu. In any case, I'm glad she's here. Hopefully this will continue to last. I'll post something better later, maybe. Probably not.
>What is the catch?
She's still only 14

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My husband is pure!

>There isn't any point in discussing what ifs because no one can say for certain how it would be.
I agree, but that would mean that both imagining what life would be like if your waifu was real and what it would be like if she never was made are equally pointless, and all that's left is to accept what you have or change what you don't like.

And I'm going to be honest, isn't it kinda a choice to choose the mindsets that make you feel unhealthy? Maybe trying to feel the way I do makes them feel bad or unhealthy, so it just doesn't work, idk.

You're the first person I've ever seen call me "neurotypical."

I have never posted my own porn on this site, and I haven't visted bara in a long time, and no a daki comes by itself. They're very comfy and good for your spine.

This one is a bit too obvious, obviously the biggest flaw is that he's a 9ft bird man which basically makes him a giant walking target. We would have to keep him hidden and create contingencies for if he gets caught, such as a way for him to die so that he doesn't get cruelly experimented on for science.

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>What is the catch?
I lose all of my free will, as I'm permanently under the effects of Mental Out.

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>What is the catch?
I am more sensitive to the electromagnetic waves that my Atheist Pikachu passively emits from her body, causing any form of direct contact with her, or anything that conducts electricity that she's recently touched to send painful shocks throughout my body. Also this but my wife can easily pass for 18

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see
Even if she really did love me that much I'd know she'd still miss her friends from her own world and I'd have to live knowing that even after I got old and died she'd still be here, with nothing besides whatever I could leave her. I don't want her brought here, I want to go to her instead.

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>Wow, how tsun of you.
Cut the crap and the answer the question rather than further digging under my skin like the flea you are on this angry dog's body.

>spot on.
Opinion. I've never been able to enjoy subbed animes. Nearly punching my monitor today was just a reminder on that. I'd call English speakers that genuinely prefer and praise that gibberish the retards. It's an opinion I'd gladly duel with this whole site over. Rip and tear into me.

She outlives me and becomes a depressed widow.

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why not? That is my answer.

two catches. one being that he's brought into this world instead of i to his, and secondly, i would be in a relationship with the goddamn scarecrow. i will not be explaining further.

i've never seen him anything but polite in these threads, despite all the filth slung his way. there's a scant few people in these threads that i have filtered.

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I'd let her cry in my arms and chest and hold her tightly to me, letting her cry it out and take away what pain I could. If she wanted to be left alone I'd remind her I'm always there and let her mourn in peace.
>take your last name
Kana probably would, although I could just as easily see her not doing it.
>take her name
I wouldn't do it since I hate that idea but if she really pushed for it I might have to.
>feel sorry for you for any reason?
Kana would feel bad that I have so few friends (who I almost never see and rarely talk to) and end up drinking alone in my room with only myself as company. She'd think I was very lonely (she's right) and want to help me out. She'd also wonder why I've never had a girlfriend
>cut waifu's hair yourself
It's something to try, I'd get to play with her hair and she'd get a nice messy cut (which she wouldn't mind), but I think she'd rather have someone else do it
>transported to source
I'd be fucked since it's the middle of a giant war. Nothing to do except find a safe place. I'd try and find Kana after the war but I'd be nothing but a random foreign fan to her and have no chance to marry her. We might become casual friends, and I managed to get a hug (as far as I'd get) I'd be so damn happy
>five years with her
I'd think it was all just a dream, but the happiest dream I'll ever have. Having her around me like would be so great and I hope I can use every moment of my time with her well and not get complacent with her being here. When I realized it wasn't I'd be more depressed than I've ever been but realize that since I'm back in time I can make the best decisions possible (including investments) to make Kana proud even if she isn't there
>leave this world
LOGH galaxy after the end of the war. A peaceful and comfy place. Or just her world after the end of things since Kana would prefer that. Or some optimistic far future world exactly like that described in Isaac Arthur videos

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A friend owes me a lot of money, so he's making a 3d print of Kass for me as a way to pay me back. Thing is, I don't know what kind of pose I want to give him, so I'm stuck. Any ideas on how I can be more decisive?

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I don't know why, but my first thought was Kass in an almost Y pose with his wings spread and his chest thrown out and the idea is making me laugh my ass off.
I don't think that's what you're looking for though.

I believe I have shown you this before
imgur.com/gallery/J0hOC
Is he doing the modeling or just posing the available models?

In what material?

How big?

I feel so restless. There's days where I don't know what to make of myself, where all of the angst and anxiety become too much and I don't know what to do. The only thing I'm truly sure about in my life at this point is my love for her, but sometimes it feels as if my mind is tearing itself apart. I tried talking to my dad today and I still feel conflicted, but I don't know why. I suppose I don't know myself, and sometimes I'm not sure I want to know.

>How would you console your beloved after a really traumatic event?
I'd hold her in my arms, letting her cry. I'd try my best to sympathize and share in her pain, but only if she'd let me. I'd want her to know that I'm always here for her, no matter what. Love conquers all, even in the darkest of times, I believe. It hurts to picture her in such a state of immense sadness and pain. A girl like her should never have to go through anything traumatic; she's too pure. But, life isn't fair. Life is painful and cruel and, for some, unforgiving. And it doesn't matter who you are, because no one is safe.

Why not just ask him to pay you back? No offense, but it seems like an awfully cheap way to get out of a debt.

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What? Don't tell me you prefer your waifu's english voice.

Now that I'm looking at that again, I really want it. It looks like the creator doesn't take commissions, so I'd have to make it myself--I suppose I could try it someday.

As for the material, how big it is, and if he'll do the modeling, I'll see.

Sure, and it kinda is, but it's a good opportunity for me to get a physical kass thing.

>I've never been able to enjoy subbed animes
Eh, I can agree and disagree on aspects of that. Taking a game example here in XC2 I definitely prefer the dub over the sub because for all the issues the English voices have, they clearly put their heart and soul into it unlike the generic ass sounding voices in the sub.
Sadly, anime voice actors don't try nearly as hard outside of a few meaning sub remains preferable. This leaves very few anime where I actually like the english work as much as or more than the original (FMA, Sailor Moon original and redub, Haganai, PPD for some examples)

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>generic ass sounding voices in the sub.
Well said. You in fact took an argument point away from me before I could even use it. The voices are but noises that all sound the same if you don't speak the language.
>Sadly, anime voice actors don't try nearly as hard outside of a few meaning sub
I prefer the simplicity and fact that I'm able to comprehend it other than killing my ears with
>EHHHH?! DESU NE, SENPAI?!
>Haganai
If you're saying English Rika wasn't trying, then we're about to engage in armed conflict. Or maybe I'm misreading your words.

Call the cops.

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There's nothing wrong with that

orgi

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>The voices are but noises that all sound the same
Eh, not really. I can very easily point out a fair few VAs by voice alone, especially my wife's.
>I prefer the simplicity and fact that I'm able to comprehend it other than killing my ears with
I can see that and I'd be all down if more english voice actors actually tried.
>If you're saying English Rika wasn't trying, then we're about to engage in armed conflict. Or maybe I'm misreading your words.
Oh very much misreading. Alexis Tipton might be my favorite english voice actress and I would be 100% okay if my wife got an english voice and it was her. Those were examples of anime I love both versions of is all. PPD especially I could play in english and almost immediately rewatch in japanese.

Sasuke! E v e r y d a y
throw hands with me doorknob

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Hello everyone

It's 9:45 PM here and I just woke up, i'm sure Konan's sleep schedule is better

How are your sleep schedules?

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>How are your sleep schedules?
A horrible mess, not unlike myself

i'm turning nocturnal as well
its pretty bad because i have shit to do during the day
maybe i can get a graveyard shift job

>Eh, not really.
Then maybe I'm a little more ignorant than I originally thought.
>especially my wife's.
That goes without saying. Even when I'm cornered to watch a sub, I get the jitters when I hear her voice.
>PPD especially I could play in english and almost immediately rewatch in japanese.
Sounds like top tier quality. What is this "PPD" so I may check it out myself?

Paniponi Dash.
It's kind of a ridiculous over the top comedy.

My Mom always says I have the sleep schedule of a bartender (somehow) cause they sleep during the day I think

Maybe you could do that fren

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Thanks.
Also
>Alexis Tipton might be my favorite english voice actress
A female voice actress is great on a global scale when they can even play male characters but for me, it's probably two names you hear alot regarding this genre.
Though my favorite voice actors are always the males. David Vincent and Michael Tatum make me shit myself.

So they're real now and they love me, but instead of being cute middle school girls, they're now mid-twenties women. This of course flips the dynamic of the relationship, and I essentially become their boytoy. They treat me like a dog, in a good way, in the way that white girls treat dogs, you know. I'm disappointed my lolicon fantasy is ruined, but they've grown into wonderful women and we live a happy sugar life away from the rest of the world.

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That's not a catch, that's just torture

thanks for the suggestion, that would be nice
Lads does your waifu drink, and would you try to get her to stop drinking or vice versa

I used to go to sleep at 2am and wake up at 8am.
Now I am on a deathmarch from 6am to 12am.
My tired brain begs for help every morning and the caffeine-ladden miasma of the building doesnt help me at all.

>He doesn't want to engage in electroplay with his waifu.
Come on

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>Lads does your waifu drink, and would you try to get her to stop drinking or vice versa
The only time she's drank was once on Christmas, and that was just implied.
I wouldn't mind drinking with her on special occasions.

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Probably, I wouldn't mind since she is old enough to drink though :)

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To answer your question, it's going to be max 24" in height, minimum of 12". It's going to be made of PLA, it's going to use the ingame model that he'll pose, and I'll have to assemble it when it comes in pieces. I also have to paint it/get a professional painter. Am I being ripped off?

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It's fine. Seeing the sunlight is so glorious after being stuck in vampire hours. And if I ever ruin my schedule, I'll quickly set it straight with my best friend vodka.

>Lads does your waifu drink
She's shown drinking gallons of wine when her daughter leaves her. But I think the scene was mostly intended to be humorous.

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He doesn't drink often, but he has incredibly high tolerance for alcohol, mostly because of his species.

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I dont think Jinx drinks but if she did I think she would just become even crazier than usual

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As long as we love each other, something like that becomes a non factor. We can make it work, I know we would

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The sex would be absolutely electrifying

not that guy but it depends on how much money, on a cursory lookup it looks like 3d printing model commissions are about a hundred dollars or a little more?
maybe look up similar figures and how much they cost and if thats the amount he owes, its pretty good, if he owes more than that its a rip