How can i confess my feelings to my crush without seeming like an absolute retard??

how can i confess my feelings to my crush without seeming like an absolute retard??

please i'm desperate

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Sorry user i dont even know what girls are.

you are on your own buddy

Stick your dick in a sandwich then give her the sandwich. If she eats it, she loves you. If she doesn't, well..... Stick your dick in other objects until she accepts one

You should just come out and say it. But it depends on how close you are to this girl. If she is not your friend, she will most likely reject you nicelly.
If she is your friend and you guys are close, it migth work. I would personally go for invite her on a date to the movies or something like that.

Normie here.

You shouldn't. Coming out of the blue with a confession of love is a surefire way to make sure she puts staying away from you at the top of her urgency list. You should spend time with her, enough to the point where you are basically dating but without the titles, and THEN make it official by asking her out.

he fell for the confession meme<
how the fuck is then unoriginal

if she almost never send the first message, just don't bother. i would distance myself to see if she even has some interest at all. if she doesn't bother or notice you aren't orbiting, move on.

For how long do you know each other? Do you talk with her?

If she doesn't know you and you don't talk, don't do it.
If you know each other for a long time it's already too late, she would have shown you some hints at the beginning, if you met each other recently you might try to do some small talk and progress from there. Don't just confess right away.

Also I have ZERO experience with girls and I don't talk to them, I don't know if my advice is good but I hope it will help you.

Just say it - itoginal

thanks for trying guys, i'm probably just gonna tell her though
i'm gonna get rejected either way because i'm ugly as fuck but idc, i want her to know

If you are sure you will be rejected, don't do it man, it will only make things worse for you, she will probably tell her friends:
>haha this ugly incel thought he will have a chance with me lets make fun of him
And that will make everything worse, just know your place man.

Well its a little complex if youre a kid just be yourself and hang and let her make obvious gestures
have fun
play
if youre an adult do the same thing
be honest but dont be forward be kind but dont expect reciprocity if you bear yourself complete before its clear you both feel the same it doesnt end well ever its a misconception that you win the girl by bearing your soul at the begining because you have no right to burden someone with your soupy goo feelings BUT if you are genuine you will know that if she doesnt like you too you do the graceful fade and continue doing the things that you enjoy god speed you black emperor

>say anything that shows interest
>get fucked

user I just confessed to my crush too. still waiting for a response

If you have to confess anything you have already lost. If there was a connection between you too and not one-sided obsession you would already be in a relationship.

>how can i confess my feelings to my crush without seeming like an absolute retard??

Be Chad.

You never confess your feelings by telling her that you have them. You ask her out on a date. Confessing your feelings is a good way to never get the chance to date her

Don't fucking listen to these cuckolds here. Do it so you don't regret it on your dying bed and be consumed by the what if? Play it suave, tell her something along the lines like: " hey I know this is out of the blue but I was wondering if you would be interested in hanging out someday," or some shit like that.

I feel like you're the same person to reply first on every single thread here.

same type of autistic post.

Don't fucking listen to this Nazi here.
Say you wish to get to know her better, and ask if there's a possibility she thinks the same. But make sure you say "It's fine if you don't" before she can react, and also let her know you can be her emotional boyfriend if she prefers Chad over you.

what kind of bait is this oreeganooliee??????????? ? ? ? ? ???? ??

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