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Tell us the time you fucked a hooker user
I'm thinking of hiring one desu. pretty lonely and I just want to have some sex. seems like a waste of money, 100 for 1hr, but whatever. if I didn't spend money on hookers I'd just spend it on drugs so Idc.
share some stories about ladies of the night.
i dont have a story but have a bump
I'm 29 and have been seriously considering hiring an escort for the first time in my life lately, since I'm ridiculously horny and affection-starved all the time now and that probably won't be changing in the near future. What's holding me back is that I really want to have a genuine moment of intimacy with someone, not just the physical aspect. Even if I ignored the fact that the transaction involved pretty much prevents that automatically, I would still need to find an actually kind escort who'd be interested in spending some time with me and giving me that kind of experience. I would also like to save that kind of thing for my future partner. I don't want her to have a bf/husband who was blowing dopamine rushes on prostitutes before her.
i went to see an escort last week. she was very different than other girls I've seen. Rather than the pornstar vibe she had more of the girl next door look, cute but not gorgeous, sweet but not sexy (though she did have a good body). She was very quirky, a bit awkward, sarcastic attitude which is unusual for a provider, giggled a lot at what seemed like inappropriate times. Yet all of that just added to her appeal.
I met her in her hotel room which was on the first floor and had large windows facing out towards a walking path on the bay, where she had left the curtains open. While we were getting it on I suggested we should move to the window and give the people outside a show. She got turned on by that idea, so we moved over by the window and I had her face out while I fucked her from behind, though I don't know if anyone walking by actually saw us.
told me she liked it when guys were rough with her. I like to get a little rough in bed but she seemed like she got off on being abused. Aggressively grabbed and slapped her tits, spanked her ass hard, tossed her around. She seemed to have no limits. I tried slapping her face like you see in porn but I felt weird about that, like it was taking it too far, though she seemed totally okay with it.
her blowjob technique was incredible. Took the whole thing down her throat, no gag reflex. I had her lay back with her head hanging over the bed and fucked her face, grabbed her head and forced my cock down her throat. She had no problem taking it all and the rougher I was the more she seemed to get off on it.
I almost never repeat with the same provider but I'm planning on going to see her again this week. Can't stop thinking about this girl. Her extreme nastiness combined with her awkwardness I found irresistibly charming. I've seen lots of escorts, most of them far more beautiful and many of them even nastier, but for whatever reason she is far more memorable than the rest. I'm really looking forward to seeing her again.
yeah I know what you mean. I wanna hire one just to get it over with in a way but also just to get some fuck. but I could never tell anyone in the future that I've done it. so it's weird for me.
if that's a true story then it's really nice. she sounds awesome desu
was out with a friend drinking. we talked about going to hookers before. this time we wanted to make sure to go throug hwith it. we were like 5 beers in. we called an escrot that had a roommate. we both went in. we chose the one we wanted went in a room and paid. was nervous as fuck even though drunk. got undressed, fucked in a few positions (barely felt much because of the condom and alcohol). i came masturbating. got to the bathroom cleaned up. dressed and got out
short and sweet
would you do it again?
only a year younger and in the same boat, it's annoying as shit
I don't want to sound rude but how do you get to like 28-9 without having sex? have there been no opportunities or something?
i did it two more times. didnt really enjoy it that much honestly. i wouldnt do it again.
is it really that unbelievable? this is Jow Forums
how is getting a hooker even possible every site got shutdown.
I got a thing for redheads and seeing your pic makes me think that if I ever got to have a woman like that and was able to make her happy and pleasure her all the same that I'd unironically believe in god. I guess that's why normalshits are so religious.
Have been considering it but afraid of fakes. Not sure where to look for (and not pay out the ass like 2k+). Florida here
Where do you think you are?
Last week I paid a tall Mexican lady $80 to fuck my ass with her foot till I came
that girl is a prostitute near where I live. I was thinking of hiring her.
I don't know where you live but in the UK prostitution is legal.
yeah but how does it happen?
If I were endowed and semi human looking I'd not only hire her but shower her in fucking $.
there are sites like skipthegames that are doing the same thing cl/backpage did, but some hookers just use tinder because those sites are sketch. it's annoying because back in the day you wouldn't run into hookers on dating sites as often but i guess that's what the government wants.
29 here. I've been in one relationship before but I don't connect with people easily. I haven't found a woman yet who is really looking for the same things as me.
>never talk to women
>dont get experience
>get to early 20s where virginity becomes a major liability
>cant get job without experience, cant get experience without job
its really not hard
> Last week I paid a tall Mexican lady $80 to fuck my ass with her foot till I came
> fuck my ass with her foot
What?
Even when I finally gave up and decided to just throw money at hookers instead of asking the 10millionth woman in a row to please kick me in the balls and then go suck some other guy's dick while gossiping to her friends about how that guys is, like, a superior man to me in every way, like totally, they were still fucking with me. Even when I was willing to pay, they were still mixing their stinking shit into it before sending it to me. That was the main things why it made sense for me to quit working and just be homeless instead: what is the point of money if I can't convert it into good looking pussy?
fuck. I'm 20 now. how can I make sure this doesn't happen?
Stop spending all your time on the internet and Jow Forums in general.
Well I hired one a year ago but it didn't really go well. She arrived, we both showered and freshened up and everything. Time came to do the deed and I unironically cried. She stayed for whatever reason and we just kinda talked about stuff. She only took half of the agreed amount and we still talk and occasionally hang out. It is what it is.
that doesn't help. I don't need advice on what NOT to do. I need advice on what TO DO. where to go to meet girls and make friends? I don't go on Jow Forums that much desu. just whenever I go outside nothing happens. I haven't talked to a girl in maybe a month.
i don't want to sound rude but you're pretty fucking stupid if you unironically think this doesn't happen (and primarily to males)
I know this happens dipshit. why would I not believe it? I know there are losers in this world who die virgins. what I want to know is why they don't fix their lives? how have they let it get this bad?
Do you spend a lot of time online? Cut thatboff. Also, join a club or society in uni, where there's a lot of women.
Your life must be so easy lmao. Do you honestly believe that people can't think of this super basic and obvious shit for themselves? The guy explicitly asked for dos instead of dont's and the first thing you replied was still "don't spend too much time on the internet". Dense motherfucker.
>Zoomer asks for advice so doeant end up like people here
>Hurr not that advice
Alright then nigger, don't listen. University is about making contacts/networking. Youre more likely to meet single girlsbthere than in work force post graduation retard.
Internet is shit but all you nigger zoomers spend it glued to smartphones
I think my peeper is too thin and/or she used too much lube and it kept slipping out and because its too short 6inch. So that plus the condum I didnt feel anything.
Everyone understands that you're more likely to meet new people at college, that's not what's being asked. You must be incredibly naive to think that everyone who has trouble finding a partner just needs to be told to put down their phone and go out. If that was really the problem then there'd be more female incels than male ones.
Also, university is only about networking in America, where people go 200k into debt for a degree and need favoritism to be able to recuperate it afterwards. Everywhere else in the world it's really just about gaining knowledge. It's exactly thanks to the internet that this is becoming less of a necessity. The internet is literally the single biggest network that we have.