25+ Fuck Zoomers Edition

I know these feels. Everyone I knew in HS is married or in a long term relationship and about to have kids. When I visit them it's like another world. I still feel like a child in comparison.

yeah on one hand its great because its like we go back to when we were kids and we joke around like dorks and watch stupid films and drink and talk about the good old days since they have their fair share of troubles too. but once the trip is over i end up drinking myself into blackout because i realize that i cant even join them in real trips where they go out of state or out of the country and theyre aware enough to not talk about those too much in front of me and while im grateful i wish i could be on equal footing fuck

Turning 43 next week. Just recovered from a a shitass bout of the flu and crushed a nice 50 mile bike ride. Faster than I thought I'd be, but not as fast as I'd like to be. Recovery takes forever when you're an old fart. Work life is weird. First time in years I have a job I don't give a single fuck about, so I'm having to find other shit to care about and coming up dry, so I guess I'll just spend my spare time driving out to the country and riding my goddamn bike.

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>fucking a hooker
pic related words of King Solomon, the alleged wisest man of all time.

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>Turning 43 next week
>still posting weebshit
please tell me its a lie

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>tfw 32f
>all guys my age are obsessed with teens
>dating easily impressed 25yo ex-khhv so i can at least pretend to be loved

life is pain

Has anyone else experienced the "dating power flip" that supposedly occurs around age 30 or so? I'm a 29 year old KV(NEET for majority of my 20s) and I think I am starting to see it, but don't I know how to react to it. I've been self improving the past 2 years and kinda got my life on track finally. Also started playing a sport and lifting weights so i am exercising 5-6 times a week and built a respectable physique. The exercise and process of aging has also hardened and chiseled my face. As a result I have definitely been noticing more female attention when I am out in public.

The problem is that I am a complete social retard. I haven't had real life friends in years and haven't socialized with women in a decade. I am receiving more indicators of interest now than I have ever experienced and I don't know how to handle them. I inevitably pussy out and walk off without saying a word even to girls who are making it abundantly clear that they would like to engage with me. I'm so fucking broken. I just can't force myself over that final hurdle and make a move.

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>all guys my age are obsessed with teens
no

you're still looking for younger guys because all 30+ year old khhv are disgusting at this point.

This

And for that life is pain bs you deserve a bullet fucking roastie.

You just prooved being a femal khhv is just choice of entitlement and you can fuck whenever you want really. But for a guy its something they have to live with until some "generous" roastie comes along and is so kind to take it away from them

It's real. I'm average looking. When i was 20-25 I would send endless messages just to get a single date, and would still get stood up a lot of the time. Now I get multiple girls asking ME for date, practically every day.

We're all gonna make it anons.

I just date 20 year olds desu

I saw myself in the gym mirror today. My body looked good but my face... My face looked weary. Like I've seen shit in Nam. Sunken face, baggy wild eyes, unkempt hair, unshaven. Jesus I'm only 26 starting worry might actually be scaring girls away from me.

>Now I get multiple girls asking ME for date, practically every day.

I haven't had a girl downright ask me out yet, but I've been on the receiving end of some embarrassingly forward flirtation from girls. It's weird to finally experience things as a 29 year old that Chad has known since High School.

>Now I get multiple girls asking ME for date, practically every day.
Are these girls that you are previously acquainted through work or friends or something, or complete strangers cold approaching you?

I'm similar to you. Within the past year I really got into looking better and everyone around me is noticing. I've felt the change in the, if you can call it that, that comes from the way all women treat you when they see you as even POTENTIALLY attractive.

Still no luck though. Got rejected three times, all three women who were really getting close to me but never told me they had boyfriends until I tried to get with them.
I'm not socially retarded, I'm just unable to hold a conversation unless I am sure of who I'm talking to. My biggest cause for anxiety is that I don't want to start talking about shit they find boring because then they'll know I like weird shit that's not fun like history.

Now just think if (You) went up to cute girls looking like you did with embarrassingly forward flirtation... you'd literally be a normie at that point.

>30 next month
>Have a fwb
>Happy but wish I could be part time
>Know working is far better than being a neet at 29
>Still live at home/no car

26 soon. Finished my worthless degree last November and the only job in the field to reply asked if I just forgot to mention experience. Saved up enough autism bux for a new PC at least.

How did you get a FWB while being a 29 year old NEET living with your parents? Is she attractive?

>turned 25 in feb
>no friends
>never had a job
>no hobbies
>never went to college
>no gf
>no sex
Haven't left my house in months, whats a good hobby that's easy to get into by myself and isn't populated with fucking normalfags. Trying to find a gym that isn't overcrowded or full of casuals but I feel like that's impossible ever since going to the gym became a normalfag thing. Also anybody plays an instrument? Was looking into learning how to place a sax but those are expense for the instrument itself.

Hey guys 24 here...any advice for the big two-five? Is it as scary as people make it seem?

What is your weight, your BMI and how muscular and tall are you?

Thanks, 26 yr old robot.

dudes your age don't want you because they hear the echos of dicks past coming from your pussy

21 here handholdingless and kissless.

I do earn well and improve myself a lot, I am also a late bloomer, but women are such shit, it's not C O P E, but I like my new laptop and Iphone better than her. Nuff said.

would it make you feel better if I posted some divine cybermancy

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I applied for medical marijuana today after loads of research
I hope it makes my late afternoon walks more enjoyable

also the gray hairs started appearing I'm 28 now and regret not doing more with my life
maybe I'll accomplish something and the marijuana will stop the constant negative thoughts

my liver has been hurting for like a month now,should i go to the doctor or wait till i see blood or something?i really dont want to bother,also should i lay off the hot sauce?

5'11" 175 lbs. pretty lean. It's not much compared to many people who are serious lifters but it's the best shape I have been in my life and I'm feeling pretty good about it. Unfortunately my physical development seems to have plateaued in the past few months despite maintaining a routine pretty well. Regardless, I'm very happy with my body compared to 2 years ago. Now if only I can figure out how to put it to proper use.

>be me
>turn 25 in Sept
>still live with parents even though I have 2 Associate degrees that do nothing for me as to get a job
>one was supposed to be used to transfer to uni for a Bachelor's in Engineering and the other is a meme degree in gane dev
>drive for Uber/Lyft
>still live with parents
>going back to college next month to finish getting that Bachelor's degree
>realize I'm going to be at least 26, going on 27 before I get a decent job, *if* I don't fuck up my time in college
I just want to be a well off, hard working individual who can afford to live on my own and start a family. Why couldn't I just have transferred to a uni sooner rather than pussy out for a meme degree just bc I didn't do so hot in Physics and Calculus? Now I have to put up my parents' bs for another couple years while a close friend already has a half decent job and lives on his own being 21, going on 22.

i feel like conversation has been exceptionally empty this week. more than usual i mean.

Just turned 26 two weeks ago. Last year I found a cool job, and in two months I'm going to move to Singapore and do the same things I'm doing here (staying in the same company) just for 3x as much money as I make here
No gf and haven't done anything sexual with a girl in like 4 years but whatever. Maybe some azn girl will like me just because I'm white or something even though I'm uggo

Is prostitution legal in Singapore?

origami meant for

I was in the icu for fucking blood pressure at age 28 last weekend
luckily nothing is seriously wrong with me and a couple of $4 prescriptions seem to have cleared it up but it's crazy to think that I now have a "pills cabinet"

I doubt it. I think you can get a Chinese hooker in Malaysia if you aren't a muslim. coz sharia

25 is when your emotions start to die. I don't know if there's any advice to be had. Try to stay in shape, I guess.

>32
>no job, education, prospects, housing, car
>need to start wageslaving to improve life
>don't want to work meaningless shit jobs forever
>don't know which way out to escape this hell
>just want to be financially set and chill
JUST

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It is actually. Maybe I'll try that.

36 and in almost the same boat
Working in retail and seeing the people that are still there at 60-something years old makes me realize how easy it is to get stuck in a shit job.

I have ideas like freelance webmaster, maybe if I could manage enough sites I could just live off that from home.
Would probably take a few years experience to get that good, I might as well start soon.

Personally I didn't get hit with the sense of existential dread until around age 28. My advice would be to really focus on accomplishing 3 things to accomplish before you hit 30:

>Be gainfully employed and living on your own.
>Keep in decent shape. You don't need to be a muscle chad but you should strive to look like a healthy adult male at least.
>Get a decent car that isn't an embarrassment to be seen driving. Women are more forgiving of young guys driving rusty shitboxes but by the time you hit 30 they expect you to have secured a halfway decent vehicle

If you have these three things in order then the power flip described here kicks into effect and women will start making moves on you.

25. Turn to 26 in 3 months.
Failed at every aspect of life here, from education, high school life, romance, career, social, etc.
Im finished

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I'm 26. Dropped out of college at 18. After 8 years of partial NEETdom, and a few part-time jobs here and there, I have finally landed a full-time job.

I still don't have a gf or anything, but I'm finally on my path to self-sufficiency.

Don't give up hope lads.

And if anyone wants to know how I did it: Self medication through trying various nootropics.

>25
>Got disability
>On social welfare
>Moved in my own apartment, finally living on my own
>Start making money online sitting at home doing what i love
>Suicidal urges and intrusive thoughts stronger than ever

The fuck...it wasnt meant to be like this

>Welfare
>Own apt
What kinda EU luxury shit hole do u live in?
I can't even get an apartment here unless employed and flawless record now I'm fucked waiting in housing queues and having to fix my credit

Being old/er and not having money is the most pathetic thing for a man there is. Literally anxiety fuel as fuck when you see men in that position in their lives holy shit

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I live off fucking 140 USD a month faggot, you just need to set your mind to it and figure out a way.

2016 i told myself
>u gon get disability
>u gon live on your own

Took 3 years and 4 hospitalizations (spent total of 13 months locked up with no outside time) but here we are

pic absolutely related to me
been link this since 2013

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>140 USD a month
Can you tell me your budget? That's pretty cool user. The lowest I could make a budget for is $400 with absolutely no luxuries.

52 bucks for weed
43 bucks tobacco
52 bucks food (potatoes, onions, rice, beans, lentils and such)

Almost 30 and I have nothing. At least I'm good at guitar though. I keep thinking that if worse comes to worse I'll just become homeless and play jazz licks for money.

I don't where you sleep or get electricity or water. Sounds brutal. I suppose theoretically, you could be homeless and find a private bush to call your own and just wear layers. For electricity, you could charge a device at the library, spend $20 for a gym subscription with shower access. Food could half trash and half prepared items. Maybe buy a hotplate and a pot and find an outdoor public outlet to cook rice and beans. Probably could get away with a $20 food budget, assuming you eat trash and the occasional soup kitchen handout. That comes out to roughly $40, maybe $50 a month to be "comfortably" homeless.

Nigga i said i live in my "own" (rented) apartment.
I hustled and hustled until i found an apartment the social welfare was willing to pay for. Its twice as cheap as the cheapest you can find in my city.

I'm almost 31, jumped back on the tinder bandwagon after 4 years again, no luck so far other than uggos, not that I can really talk since I'm average af. Honestly tempted to just fuck one and see what it's like, I feel like my standards are too high as I've gotten older.

36
Finally moving out of my mom's house imminently (God willing). Can barely afford the rent/bills but they say necessity is the mother of invention

I've wasted 20 years of my life thanks to anxiety, laziness and emotional instability. Once I move out, I'm going to lower my standards and try and get a gf. I'll even date a whale if she has big tits

Rejoice O young man in thy youth

I hit 25 a few days ago.
>kissless
>hugless
>touchless (yeah, literally)
>VIRGIN
If I wasn't making a lot of money I would've done it a long time ago.

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Any tips for going into your 30's as a NEET? I'm almost there and I would be terrified if it weren't for the severe depression and constant apathy.

Have sex with a high end escort. A literal bombshell.

Are top shelf escorts known to cure NEETdom?

idk about that but it will definitely "shock" you back into reality - they are not easy to find though and will cost you a fortune

30 really isn't so bad. Mid-30s is when the pain really starts to kick in if you haven't got your shit together. I've been though emotional hell the past 5-6 years but feel like I'm slowly picking up the pieces. Of course, once in your 30s it becomes about damage limitation and salvaging some kind of purpose in your life.

My advice would be to get some kind of plan together, however vague and start taking action on it. I'm still all over the place most of the time but if you persist, things will slowly begin to improve. Its about small but consistent steps in the right direction, don't buy into any of the instant life changing bullshit. Change happens gradually.

Ah, is that so. Well the reasoning is sound. I'll see what I can do.

Hire a prostitute my man

Thanks user that's comforting.
>Change happens gradually.
This is definitely something I've only realized and put into practice the last few years. It's amazing how much you can try at things yet fail to realize the only thing you did wrong was not keeping at it. I've got a few skills and I haven't completely given up so I suppose I'll have to make do with what I've got. Thanks again, it's really assuring to hear from someone who has the experience and isn't just pulling things out of thin air. I'm gonna need to start fucking hustling.

This. I get a feeling that there is something wrong with our generation

I don't think there's a single person I know my age who isn't taking some kind of depression or anxiety meds. The modern world seems like it's designed to be fucking miserable.

You'll truly enjoy being a wizard ma dude

I'm honestly over it. There's much bigger problems in my life to worry about it.

Good luck, user. If you have some skills then you still have a chance. Depression/apathy/neuroticism stifle people but if you can start to improve, you definitely have time on your side. I've felt the pressure of society, seeing friends succeeding etc and it's fucking brutal. There comes a point when you have to block it out and your life mission should become about personal pride and salvaging something for yourself. No one else knows the shit that you've been through on a personal level, most people are emotionally balanced.

As you get older you will find that you naturally start to give less of a fuck. It's not apathy or giving up, it's simply a natural process of getting older and learning from experience. Once you pass 30, this accelerates in my opinion.

As I said, my life is still a mess in general but the most important thing is having HOPE. People always dream of some overnight change or completely turning their lives around within 12 months or whatever. I'm not saying its not possible but I would suggest it's unlikely for someone who has struggled emotionally for years. Better to keep making gradual gains. The sooner you start, the better.

I can't emphasise the importance of facing your fears either. Fear and anxiety have crippled me over the years. Its the hardest thing in the world at times but if you face your fears as often as possible, in spite of how you feel, I'd say its the most important thing you can do.

I love to workout, keeps me and the wife fit as fuck and it is a great fuck when we are in shape. Just go to the gym at night or different hours. Check google for busy times.

Im 24 but almost 25 in a month. Am I zoomer?

Tail end millienal. Zoomer starts at 1997.

It's funny, because I remember a few years back 97 borns were lumped in with 94 borns rather than 1999 borns, and considered "early 2000s kids". But now in 2019, they're "undisputed zoomers" with "no memories before 2006". A complete 180 in opinions if I ever saw one

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30 y/o whoremonger here. Escorts are double-edged sword, lads. On one hand, it can effectively heal your anxiety about women and intimacy in general, as getting your dick wet will dispel rather many things and delusions you made over the years. It can obviously be fun, if you click with a girl(s) it can be really good fun. But it can end up being a huge money drain, addiction on it's own (as usually, not on banging, but on the rush of the whole thing) and you can get way too desensitized about women to your own harm. On the other hand, you can fulfill your sexual dreams (most are memes, let me assure you) and fetishes, which is a pro and con at the same time.

I would generally say for most go for it, but keep it strictly under control. But, if you know about yourself you are a gentle, feely guy, you may have to re-think it. Preferences may vary, but I would say that losing your V card with a nice, gentle and qt escort is better than losing it with some dirty sweaty clubslut or some fat girl who took pity. But again, ideal is losing your V card with a nice girl you are in romantic relationship with and not only because there is a great big difference between making love and fucking. And finally, don't fall for a meme that virginity is something bad or shameful. It is not, not even remotely.

35m here. Life is going great. Started a business, connecting manufacturing to distribution, making money in my sleep. My business only exists as B2B connections so all I really do is research/analysis and form new B2B connections, deal with legal shit IP shit like trademarks and shit. Spending almost all profit on expansion. I'm about to start making 6 figures A MONTH. Was talking to mom a few months back she's like "user, when are you getting married?" And I'm like "never, mom. I'm never getting married, there will never be a wife. If I was married right now I'd divorce the bitch. There will be plenty of concubines tho." I will never put someone in a position to benefit from my death, fuck that. The hoes are gonna wanna keep me healthy and happy for as long as they can.

Am here because I was almost a robot and my fucking ego is off the goddamn rails at this point, visiting this place helps regrow my empathy but I can already see that I'm going to become a monster, it's inevitable. A beautiful monster.

you already sound like a monster desu

He sounds like he is trying too hard to convince himself tbqh.

>If I don't finally build up the courage to off myself that is.
You're doing it wrong. Just develop seriously unhealthy habits so you can gradually kill yourself over an extended period. Think regular heavy drinking and chain smoking. It's how I've been doing it.

doing more school probably wont help. go into electrician trade school
t.bs and ms in cs and unemployed

>How are you holding up fellow oldfags?
Ups and mostly downs, weeks go by. That's it.

Funny you say that (actually not really now that I think on it). The friend I was talking about has a bs in Math and he has a computer science job. I think I'm safe in mechanical engineering though, bc ppl are always going to want engineers and the school I'm going to pretty much sets you up with internships. I think I'll be fine as long as I work harder than I've ever did in my previous years in college. Which isn't saying much bc I always procrastinated and did the bare minimum just to get by. I def need to work on time management. At this uni, they even have a mentorship program to help with just that.

On the verge of 30 and I feel like I might have just given up on changing things. Find myself seriously considering moving to some secluded place or another city and just cutting all contact with my past. It would be interesting to find out how long it would take for anyone to discover I'd moved. Reckon if I left next week, it would be Christmas before someone actually came looking.

With that in mind, what are some rather isolated jobs? Rangers or some shit I guess? Working maintenance for some hut/trail that hikers frequent? Suppose I'm far too out of shape for that kind of thing anyway, even if I do have experience with all the other stuff required.

29.
no friends since 8 years.
haven't talked to a girl since 12 years.
joiner profession, low skills due to scarce work experience, willing and struggling to learn whenever i get a job.
I've found true love with my imaginary little sisters.
Performing duties and social interaction at work are daily agony.
Force myself to go on for their sake.
Losing the feel of realness in everything.

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Get a doggo, bro. Seriously.

i work 7-19. flat is kinda small.
i don't think a doggo can endure that.
especially a smart, active and social one like the labrador retriever.

That's a shame. Maybe some older senior doggo from a shelter? He will be way better than in the shelter, you will save the good boy from a needle and he won't need as much activity as younger dogs. Or maybe a cat. Really user, look into some kind of animal, pets and such. They really can make your life way way better in ways you wouldn't believe. Even rats or fishes or lizards can.

I used to have cats. I hate them now. They have too many shitty human characteristics.
learning language, games and archery remains to kill time somehow.

Lighthouse keeper

Even if that's rare nowadays, oil platforms and military installations also need folks willing to be in the middle of nowhere

28 and fast approaching 30, time seems to move fast even though everyday is the same and I don't really do anything besides work and consume drugs and media. My lower back also hurts a lot more these days and I feel the discs acting up, I had 3 herniated discs in my lower back years ago and the shit just never fully heals right and flares up every now and then. Ever since I got a new job and spend most of my work time sitting in a shitty computer chair or sitting in a car driving around doing nothing, then I come home and sit in another computer chair for a few more hours.

My back hurt when I was a delivery driver but at least I got some exercise on that job now I work for the government all I do is just sit around and do shit all day I'm so fucking bored at work most days and I have almost nothing in common with my coworkers they are all at least in their 40 and I'm pretty sure they think I'm gay because I'm 28 and don't have a gf or kids or talk about exs plus Im a fucking autist in social situations, I just dont like talking to people and find it hard to make conversation plus years of drug abuse has fucked my brain up. After work its the same shit I get fucked up and just end up browsing for hours or maybe play some vidya if I can get the energy, sometimes I think to myself how I'm going to start working out since I get no exercise now but that's only when I'm high on some shit and then when I wake up I just think to myself nah that's too much work lets just sit around no nothing and get fucked up alone again until you pass out. I don't know how I'm suppose to do this until I'm in my 60s, at least with my job I can retire in like 20 years if I can even make it that far I'm only 8 months in and already want out, hope for the future dwindles more every day I just keep caring less and less and just try and coast though life as best I can.

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Being a forest ranger/forester is a great fucking job. Not so easy to get into, but not wholly impossible neither. Oh how I would love to do it, my grandfather was one, grand-grandfather too and next four lines of males in family all were forest rangers. But tough luck, country is way too small and there are not even schools open since there is simply no open job.

Other than that security jobs can be pretty hermit-like, especially night shifts. Also usually easy to get into, but pay is usually not that great.

>I'm pretty sure they think I'm gay because I'm 28 and don't have a gf or kids or talk about exs plus Im a fucking autist in social situations

it's okay your not alone in this.
my boss just casually called me a filthy fag on friday.

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>wizardhood approaching, everythingless v for maximum mana
>things are starting to look up
>bought house in the countryside
>got driving license (expensive as FUCK here)
>interesting things to do
>take good care of health, still look 18
>investments doing well
Aside from the loneliness shit's downright ok. Considering hitting up milfs in hopes of intimacy, I hear some have a thing for inexperienced boys.