Femanons

"Femanons" deserve to be kicked in the stomach

So when are we going to the gym babe?

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working from home would be ok too just dont go outside

>height
5'+
>hair style
Not a buzz cut unless balding. No comb overs.
>ethnicity
No ideal, I guess Caucasian?
>eye colour
No preference
>body type
Strongfat
>career
Not shift work, if he has to travel it can't be for very long (like week long trips tops), not nights
>interests/hobbies
/tg/, vidya, outdoor activities, going to watch things (stage shows, comedians, films)

i don't know when you are, but i'm going with my boyfriend

It's on the verge of skelly tier

>5'9 or taller
>short/medium(?) hair. fluffy hair is best for petting tbqh
>white or asian
>any, but i find grey eyes to be particularly pretty
>slim/average
>likes animals (pets); enjoys traveling; cooks (or is willing to learn with me)
>clingy/a bit obsessive; dark/offensive sense of humor; tolerates my shitty jokes
>drinks with me; degen pervert and a weeb
>lives in us
>loyal

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biological male, not overweight. It was supposed to be easy to find someone matching this descripton, I'm the deal breaker.

ITT ugly neets looking for a beta provider

>but i'm going with my boyfriend

Good, cause I need some twinks I can put on the machine while lifting

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>meet every criteria except for career and /tg/
>would want to learn if I had someone to play it with
How can I contact you?

Stop it chad, he is not a twink he just has a small stature tee-hee

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>working from home would be ok too just dont go outside
Don't worry, I'll always come back home to you.
I'd be thinking of you all day.

tfw not in US

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goddamn it. all the good guys seem to live in europe or narnia. fuck this gay earth

You could always fly over, i'm not called yuropoor for nothing.
How old are you though? Consider that 90% of the guys you're contacting here are virgins, myself included, how would you deal with that?

>TFW fit all the criteria
>except live in US
Fuck this gay earth
I cant get you but, can you tell me how to find a woman like you, please?

>height
taller than me so at least 165 cm
>hair style
curtained or long, prefer curly
>ethnicity
don't care but prefer light skin tone
>eye colour
don't care
>body type
skeleton or just thin
>career
don't care
>interests/hobbies
typical robot stuff but it doesn't matter as long as we have things in common

Thats me, curtained hair included

i would fly if i could, but i don't necessarily have the funds since i'm helping to pay for my college tuition.
18 so i'm very inexperienced as well. it really doesn't matter to me if a guy is a virgin or not
man im not sure to suggest. maybe keep on trying to find one online? though that has a really low chance of working, imo. if you want a weeb gf maybe hang around conventions or something. im not really good with romantic advice, sorry!

Well i fit almost all of these.
Why not drop a contact then?
I use discord due to its large usage, but if you prefer a cock.li mail it would still be ok
Ra#4109 here.

>5 foot 7
>long hair
>white
>doesnt matter
>doesnt matter
>doesnt matter
>black metal

I mean non-white girls usually go for non-white guys. Try them?

And you know that because?
Don't spew bullshit, none looks for non-whites, only black girls go for black guys, and you can stay sure i'm not going to fuck a nigger like my father stupidly decided to.

Because marriage stats and general observation you clown.
>you can stay sure i'm not going to fuck a nigger
But you literally are one.

I just wanted to know what kind of places you frequent or hobbies that you have, etc
If I know where to look I would have a higher chance of finding someone like you

Eleventh post best post

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i don't really go anywhere except for classes and buying groceries. sometimes you can find me at cafes and malls, but i don't tend to stay long since its a bit awkward to be by myself in those places.
good luck though! i hope youre able to find a nice gf, user

I don't know if how it sounds in English, but half a drop doesn't make a glass user.
Specially when that half is concentrated in the head.

>specially if the other half*
Marriage stats? Who would wonder that first generation people of certain ethnicities marry each other?
Who would wonder that a pajeet is more likely to marry a pajeet in his country such as a chink with a chink or an african with an african.
Are your stats looking at second generations?

Yeah the census bureau statistics for 2010 in the US. 89.2% of married black men had a black wife. Similar trends were shown across other racial groups. I'm not trying to be an asshole user I was just thinking that you might have better success that way. You do you.

Ok, consider the following.
>le 56% face
So what's the target here? Mexicans and latinos?
They are already heavily dig pure whites from my view and they doesn't seem to refuse

>just don't go outside
I don't care what normalfags say, I'd love a gf like you

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Also i'm not a burger
There isn't any foreign racial community outside small muslim groups in mosquees and gypsies.

I have very full hair, I work a job that doesnt require leaving my home but still is able to provide for a family and hate going outside except if it is to hike.

Do you live anywhere near Germany by chance?

Another "can check pretty much everything but living in the us"-user checking in

PLEASE FEMANONS IF YOU FILL THIS OUT ALSO INCLUDE YOUR IDEAL LOCATION

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FUCKKK stop torturing me like this! why the fuck couldn't i have been born in europe instead. goddamnit !!!

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I'm not sure to be honest. Pretty much every group showed an in group preference so shoot for whatever you blend in with. You probably know that better than me.
Europe somewhere?

>furfag
>futa
you belong to the trash.
Yes euro

Go back to the country you originally are from then

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>Be born in a country
>live your whole life in that country
>have the citizenship for that country and a whole life behind in it
>drop it all to get your dick wet in a shithole
It's a hard pass for me.
Also you should not roleplay diaper change with discord girls faggot that's pathetic, and so your whole perversion is.

I want a femanon to kneel next to me, put an arm around my bare thighs and grab my cock with the other. I want her to compliment it, say it's her meat now and write her name on it like it's her property. And then have sex.

yet another "everything but yurop"-user checking in because i thought it would be funny

Then don't complain about being alone, Ahmed
Also I bet if you'd save up some money here and then go back to your 3rd world shithole you'd drown in pussy. Or why not get a girl from there and take her to yurop?
See how I'm actually trying to help you, even though it would mean even more shitskins here in europestan?

Since its in fashion, I also fit everything but the fact I'm not from burgerland

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okay you guys are too mean. please no more

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fuck off! i hate euros so much aaaAAAA

are you in eu?

I guess I'll hope on the bandwagon too. I fit everything except I'm in Iceland.

Thank you femanon
But actually, where do you live? Maybe one day Ill visit or even move, its completely possible as seeing that I have contacts in the US. So just in case...

>height
6'0 +
>hair style
kinda shaggy/a little long.
>ethnicity
caucasian
>eye colour
not brown.
>body type
husky
>career
white collar.
>interests/hobbies
vidya games, paranormal, bike riding/hiking

>ahmed
I think you got it wrong i said nigger, not muslim.
Also it would be better to just dilute the gene pool, rather than bring more brownies here, hasn't the nuremberg law taught you anything?

5'10 and 73KG here
You're closer to a skelet than you ever could

what the hell... thats like 6 perfectly dateable european guys. where the hell are the american guys...???
np! and i'm currently living in the south, but i'm hoping to move to the northeast soon.

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>comb overs
Is this an acceptable combover?
(don't look @ the face)

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>r9k is full of euro chads
How fierce is the competition in Europe? Feels good being a burger. Surrounded by mutts and abominations.

>where the hell are the american guys...???
Probably asleep?

Why are you assuming we're Chads? She wasn't describing a Chad

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im on the east coast. discord?

>Tall slim guys with colored eyes
>Not chad
It's close enough imo

Got a personal fuckyou to deliver. Your post (combined with being a year older than I was yesterday) had me measure my height to find that my height now rounds up to 5'9", which sends my BMI back from normal to underweight, giving others "medical validation" when they say I need to eat more.

But it's 10:36 central.

US fag checking in

You think most robots are awake before 12am?

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okay, fair point.
do you have a throwaway i can send it to?
woah there. sorry for pissing you off. maybe youll be less cranky if you eat more.

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>height
A little bit taller than me
>hair style
Short but not so short I can't run my fingers through it and stuff, dark hair preferably too.
>ethnicity
White western euro, anglo, germanic or celtic
>eye colour
Blue or green idk
>body type
Slight build or toned. Just not fat or massively ripped.
>career
Something interesting if I have to choose. Like archaeology or something that would be cool. Who cares though ya know? Whatever makes them happy.
>interests/hobbies
History, politics, vidya and maybe something outdoorsy? I need an excuse to get out more.

My ideal bf would be
>Tall (6'1+)
>cute,crooked smile
>Ginger,blond or sandy brown hair
>likes having cakes/sweets and other stuff being baked for him
>Plays vidya with me but dosent get mad at me for sucking
>Dom but not in a try hard way
>Has a job he likes
>Wants to travel in an RV with me and a dog
Thats about it

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Come to my flgs, I live in England

i dont have a throwaway but my discord is calamity#8946

England

Nah that's a quiff, comb overs are when you're balding but in denial

>ideal boyfriend
My dad lol

Feels bad that I fit almost everything of this excep blue or green eyes.

Yeah me too, just not my dad but a man like him. Like I have a HUGE crush on my dads business partner but he's married and I like his wife.

Origiiiiig339

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There's literally nothing wrong with wanting your dad to fuck you

Got all of those except eyes and height, time to shoot myself.

>History
What are your thoughts on 12 hour sperg lectures on 7-10th century Eurasian history?

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>height
5'8"
>hair style
Black, medium length, a little messy
>ethnicity
White (jewish is ok too)
>eye color
Honestly any, although I find really dark eyes very hot
>body type
Somewhere between skelly and ottermode
>career
Student
>interests/hobbies
Literature, history, film/tv, nature, being outdoors, politics

Pls no contactfagging

The cool alt/weird ones usually prefer white women.

>height
Atleast 173~
>hair style
Preferably long or some Johnny Depp style
>ethnicity
White
>eye colour
Don't care
>body type
Dad bod or little bit chubby or muscular.
>career
Doesn't matter.
>interests/hobbies
Art, vidya, anime, history, science, books, photography, would want to stay in, cuddle and play vidya together or don't do anything

Hey, still in the thread at all?

This is pretty much me except I'm not into sport and fitness.

What's your contact user?

>height

>5"3
>blonde, wavy, medium long
>caucasian
>chubby
>currently at school but rich dad so i'm ok i guess
>Hobbies: watching movies, playing vidya, drinking, browsing Jow Forums
>Interests: 80s/90s movies, Outrun, Pixel Games (Doom, Hotline Miami, Katana Zero,..), mdlb

forgot
>eye color: green

6"5
Afro
Black
Black
Big black cock
Unemployed
Fishing for white pussy with his godly bbc

Give yours

Sure my email is

[email protected]

Do yo like black guyz?

Depends but don't talk to them at all

>height
Anything taller than 5'4 but not super tall.
>hair style
I think it depends on the guys face to be honest. As long as it isn't really dirty or comically bad looking it's okay.
>ethnicity
White
>eye colour
I prefer light eyes.
>body type
Anything but obese
>career
I mean I'd rather he wasn't in crippling debt but other than that I don't really mind.
>interests/hobbies
Fencing, hiking, martial arts, vidya maybe anime.